Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.
NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.
*or the medium or the long passing game
KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.
BRADY FUMBLE!!!
Brady with the fumble.
Reading through these comments, I keep laughing my face off. Thank you all for being you all and being funny as hell. It’s much needed.
Wait a minute. Kubiak benched Manning!?! That’s it, I’m never leaving the TV to do chores ever again
5 completions, 4 INTs. Pretty hard to let that slide.
Elway going to drive the streets of Denver searching for “voluntarily body part donors” in order to repair NeckAIDS
Guys sorry…the Payton shitshow is all on me. I forgot to update the firmware in his neck computer.
Wait, this is happening IN DENVER?
Oh, shit, sorry Hippo. I should’ve kept that on the inside.
How long until they start chanting for Tebow?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now THAT is a bridge too far.
But then who will Philly sign? Is McNabb still available? He couldn’t possibly be worse than Sanchez.
I kept wondering just what kind of offensive formation the Broncos were in that allowed so much pre-snap movement. Then Kansas City snapped the ball. I may have had a little much to drink.
Am I that drunk to see Osweiler?
He is a symptom of the DTs.
Still not as drunk as the Denver front office that couldn’t tell Peyton was done.
“As I follow Tom Coughlin’s career”. Starting with the Old Testament.
He’s the central figure in 2 Kings.
I knew Methuselah when he was a young whippersnapper. Also garden of eden, terrible food.
I heard that the produce tastes really good but it isn’t worth what happens the next day.
I’ll trade you Jimmy Clausen for Brock or Peyton. It’s a good deal.
And with that, the sun sets on the Peyton empire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygbne_koLgM
Setting the all time NFL passing yards record AND getting benched for Brock Osweiler in the same game? You bet your ass PK is gonna center his column around this.
I wish the BQBL was still a thing.
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REALLY going all in with the Paris Terrorist Attack jokes huh Sill?
I apparently just can’t help myself.
HA, Brock is shit too. KILL ME NOW
How do you want it done?
We can all root for the fantastic 8-1 Carolina Panthers
Guess Brock’s near-pick is better than manning’s sure thing.
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Oh my god, Sill. Really?
Peyton finds a new hobby during retirement.
BROOOOOOOOOOCK
Is it ironic that the Donks are shitting the bed even harder since they picked up VD?
WHAT IF MIKE SINGLETARY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG?!
“Can’t WIN with ’em!”
I eagerly await the stories (but not any associated pictures) about Kubiak mooning the team in the locker room
It’s hard to concentrate when you’re pissing fire.
Supergirl is bad, right?
It’s a CBS drama, so you would be safe to assume it is.
I’m sure there are websites where you can watch porn versions of it where she’s a bad girl……
Flags on Patriots, Dogs sleeping with cats…..MASS HYSTERIA
Osweiler…OSWEILER
PeyPey isn’t healthy enough to play. He has NOTHING today.
STOP RUNNING ON FIRST DOWN.
At least I can flip to ESPNU and watch my terrible basketball team instead of my terrible footbaw team.
RIP PeyPey
DONE
5 completions, 4 INTs? Wow…
Time to unplug the spine.
The GF and I are thinking of buying a TV for xmas as our ‘gift’. She suggests like a 60″ samsung. I know nothing about TVs but the size does seem appropriate. Any info anyone has to share on the search would be considered.
Samsung is a good TV. That’s what I’ve been buying of late. Best quality/value combo.
Samsung makes the best TV’s on the market. No joke.
60″ is good; I think that’s what I have. I bought a very dumb TV–no big apps or internet stuff, pretty much just a good TV with some HDMI inputs, since I use other devices for streaming and hook up to my stereo for sound. I think I got more good picture for my money that way. So if that’s similar to how you watch, I’d recommend looking for as dumb of a TV (with as many HDMI inputs) as possible.
CNET is where I did a lot of my research.
Yeah we don’t even really watch much tv. Don’t have cable, just do netflix, hulu, etc. It’s more just a “Hey, we need to have a nice tv for the living room so throw in the faces of all our friends.”
Good point on the HDMI inputs. Our current one has inadequate feeds (and they are a bitch to access).
We are a Sony family but my sister really wanted a 60″ TV when I went to visit. I stood on one foot partially out the window of her Honda Fit to get that thing home. Just amazing TV though so it was worth it. (I am 6’2″, my sister claims 5’2″ but is really 5’1″ at most. She could fit in her seat)
If you have anything that has most streaming apps, try to find a regular TV at all cost. Smart TVs are just a neat way of saying “40% more for shit you don’t need.”
Side USB and HDMI inputs are a must. Take into account the size of the room, sitting too close to a big TV is like the front row of a theater…not pleasant.
You know that moment when you’ve just made a really horribly inappropriate joke without realizing it?
Refer back to my “we are all French Siena basketball players tonight” back on Friday. So….yeah.
There are no inappropriate jokes. Just inappropriate audiences.
And you can’t concern yourself with what others think. Dance like no one is watching.
Yeah, see that wasn’t my own drummer.
It didn’t even occur to me that it was anything other than a funny image I have posted many times.
No shock humor was intended whatsoever.
It worked out nicely for Gilbert Gottfried on more than a few occasions. How dirty can you make your Aristocrats joke?
IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE A PARIS JOKE
And next week, when it’s fair game, you can repost the same image with “Why Paris when Montreal is right there?” as the caption.
Shit – when they were still holding hostages I went with, “This is why the only metal shows I attend are Children of Bodom.”
But you know what? No one can claim they made a COB joke about Paris before me.
Not a Paris joke.
I saw it and laughed. Am I a bad person?
I don’t know, but I want intending you to laugh the way you did.
This is why we forgive and forget. And then keep making jokes.
IT WASNT A PARIS JOKE IT WAS JUST A BRIGHT SHINY OBJECT THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION DURING A GIS
For your penance, you must now post sexy food pictures. Especially Korean BBQ and Banh Mi.
Hey most people would not have the balls to do a Paris Attack joke this soon!
That Medal of Honor winner has had 33 surgeries to address the wounds he sustained tackling the suicide bomber.
Which is roughly the same number of deferments Cheney got to avoid going to Vietnam.
See, this is bullshit. One deferment should be adequate and last a lifetime. But I guess that’s the broken bureaucracy for ya.
I think he got 7. Sorry, I don’t mean to start a PoFlaWa; I just really loathe Dick Cheney.
Did you see him come out to speak with The Imperial March as his entry music?
Quick! Someone play Hoobastank for good luck! Shut up. I’m nervous!
Just started studying for my PE exam. Thought getting at it during NFL games would be a mistake. However, it’s surprisingly easy to not be distracted by the DEN/KC game on tv.
Penile Extension exam? I didn’t have to take a test for…GO GIANTS!
You know that the Presidential Fitness Award is for schoolchildren, right?
Gonna Happy Gilmore that 2nd Grader 1-mile run.
FG gods feasting on KC’s offerings (before Reid gets a hold of them)
I’m sorry, but if you get amped up for anything by listening to the Zack Brown then you deserve the shitty season your imaginary team is having.
I didn’t know Zach Brown was professional linebacker AND musician.
Yes. YES YOU DO
Quiet around here…
ARE YOU TERDS IN LA TALKING ABOUT ME OR SOMETHING?!
Probably talking about all of us, and imagining what we look like without pants on.
I look like a Ken doll.
Talking about all of you? Most fucking definitely. And all but Mr. Commander and Lady Commander *fuck SunriseSunrise, too, managed tio appear without pants on.
Sorry. I’m East Coast Bar-ing it up, and therefore kinda quiet.
I was sleeping earlier because of a weekend spent around children.
Instead of John Mara might I submit Kate Mara, shown here misunderstanding the shotgun formation:
http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2015/07/Shooter.jpg
SHE MISUNDERSTANDS NOTHING
Clearly you didn’t see that movie.
Oh, I did, and I blame the screenwriter.
Based entirely off that screenshot I presume that this would be a good movie to watch muted
Good “BOOOOOOO” by whoever is seated by the mic in DEN.
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New browser posting test.
Uh…
I’m going to regret this but…what’s an ak?
AK-47.
Kind of like the guns used in Paris.
OH FUCKING SHIT IM SO SORRY I DIDNT EVEN THINK
No big. Want me to edit your post and put up a different image?
YES
There we go. And no worries; honest mistake. Acceptable replacement?
Absolutely.
Thank you so much.
No problem. I 100% figured it was unintentional. Much love.
I was just going to offer the same thing.
Oh dear Christ. So to speak.
Ak-47.
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Kalashnikov 47, also known as an AK-47
Just a joke.
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Not sure if you’re too soon or too late.
This will never be unfunny.
Dearest Hippo: On behalf of the DFO outing, we all are wishing you the best. Please, no suicide.
I call dibs on his expensive things
You are gonna be very disappoint. Single parents of 3 teenagers cannot have nice things.
Can I sell your organs to Vietnamese black marketers then?
Sure, why not! I’m a good capitalist and pro-recycling. No need to be a hypocrite about it.
I has enough pills to stay comfortably numb despite PeyPey’s best efforts to call forth the voices in my head. Thank fuck.
Stay high as a kitten, we all share our sympathy. As Zymm points out, we wish you an excellent euphemism for oxcycodone since we are in the OC and Yeah Right says, “Stay Sedated.”
The thing I hate about this Giants game is that they’re doing just well enough to get my hopes up for a Pats loss, but not well enough for the Pats not to get their shit together and crush those hopes in the 4th quarter.
Much sympaty
oh my
https://twitter.com/GeorgeFoster72/status/666027874344792065
whoa donks
It was a good idea. Can’t play safe 0-19.
Don’t disagree.
But the execution…should be executed:
True dat.
Dear Sunday Ticket and your Shockwave Player crashes on all my browsers: get bent.
Are you still alive King Hippo?
Greetings from the SoCal gathering.
We’re drinking excessively.
Greetings back! Yeah, glum resignation has set in.
Look on the bright side: This might get Otto to get his brain out of that jar and say hello.
Draw play on first and 20? That’s my G-men.
been waiting all day…?
NO.
Man – this is the longest day ever just waiting around for SNF.
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You know what…that’s a good idea!
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Hope your squad makes “The Twelves” very sad and quiet.
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That could not have ended well.
I bet she spilled her beverage and had to go to Jackies Packie, route thirty foah for more.
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hey guys
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Soup?
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anything happen today
Romobyl sans Romo.
Peyton Manning:
Titans-Jaguars: Week 11 can only get better.
This should have been the pre-game flyover.
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Let’s save that sort of rhetoric for neutral humanitarian hospitals!
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