Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread

Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Strong Taek here. Why do Americans all of a sudden care about people from France. They somehow hated us for saving them from Germans taking over their country. Fuck them

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hope you are kidding (strong taek); if not, that is the most profoundly ignorant and shitty minded comments I have ever seen on this site.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Google works in mysterious ways when you look for a Jackie Denardo pic. Sweet Dee dancing instead.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sweet-Dee-Dancing-For-The-Rich-Guy-She-Met-On-Its-Always-Sunny-In-Philadelphia.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So I nodded out during the late game. I am going with good move even though it was a one score game. I ended up laying 53% off my bed and my back feels good for once. Just watched the end of this weeks Doctor Who after trying twice before. Holy shit is that episode just shit on retreaded shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Romonobyl

Nothing like a blonde noshing a churro.

Romonobyl
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Storm brewing in my pants.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Turns out it was just a sprinkle.

blaxabbath

Florio is someone who’d I like to hear about being dead.

blaxabbath

ARI put away the division!

But don’t sleep on the Rams’ playoff run!

Don T

Donald Sutherland and Elliott Gould should do another movie together. Maybe about a priest and a rabbi turning tricks to finance a softball league for inner city transgender atheists.

Romonobyl

We’ll call it “Bruce’s Song”.

makeitsnowondem

we’ll never forget you, mate clekeblan

blaxabbath

Stanton is a FA after this year. We need to lock him up for another three years of dancing.

Sill Bimmons

CHICAGO RECTUM DISIMPACTION

Romonobyl

I’ve always had trouble fitting the word “prolapse” into polite conversation.

Don T

Great game, shit Sunday.

Old School Zero

Sleep well, everybody, and have a great Monday.

Romonobyl

Nite camper!

Sill Bimmons

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blaxabbath

I hate football.

Looking forward to Insta-Hippo in the am.

Sill Bimmons

Fitty say GOONIGHT

blaxabbath

“I can’t live with losing by 3. I can live with losing by 7.”

-Pete Carroll

Romonobyl

So Cris, what you’re telling me is that in order to win they have to score more points than the other team?

Got it….thanks.

blaxabbath

Is there a time limit of reaching this goal?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Eh, with these refs…who knows.

makeitsnowondem

Good catch and run from blocking tight end Jimmy Graham.

Romonobyl

He’s great in the paint!

Don T

Anyone else notuced Pete Carroll throwing his gum in disgust towards the crowd?

blaxabbath

“Put this on your wall, you filthy beasts.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said “gum” and “disgust” I thought you were talking about Terrell Suggs.

Sill Bimmons

Peyton Manning went for –25.67 in the insanity league.

Senor Weaselo

I feel like someone’s inclined to say “Only?”

blaxabbath

Seems a little friendly to Peytron.

blaxabbath

Refs be like, “See? We called it fair!”

makeitsnowondem

Is “The Affair” what they renamed “The Slap” or what?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

After this game can we refer to Seattle fans as the Legion of Gloom?

Sill Bimmons

BACK TO BACK CARDS SNF WOO

blaxabbath

Cards fans are actually pissed we don’t have a TNF color rush game this week.

Yeah, they want 4 days of recovery from SEA.

The Maestro

MORE LIKE THE LEGION OF BUST, AM I RIGHT YOU GUYS

blaxabbath

I truly believe the D gets a lead, sees how bad their O is, and then just gives up.

Because that was the Cards with Lindley last year.

Romonobyl

Finally the Final Act.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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blaxabbath

Nice fanny pack, Stanton.

The Maestro

HAHAHA

Old School Zero
WCS

THE CROWD LEADS THE LEAGUE IN SILENCE

Senor Weaselo

Holy shit! A draw play worked!

blaxabbath

It’s a copycat league. Get ready for excitement as both coaches insert this in their TNF game plans.

Sill Bimmons

oh YES

Romonobyl

I dated a redhead once. All I can say is all the rumors are true.

Sill Bimmons

I was married to one for 12 years.

Probably not going back to that well.

King Hippo

I dated one off and on for two years in high school. SAME.

WCS

A mob of them drug from your house in the night, locked in a cage suspended from the ceiling of room filled with lava pits, and demanded an ethnic cleansing of all non-Gingers?

makeitsnowondem

This is not so much a rumor as a matter of public record.

blaxabbath

Jet sweep to JJ Nelson who dives into the end zone holding his crotch….Jet sweep to JJ Nelson who dives into the end zone holding his crotch….

Beastmode Ate My Baby

http://media.giphy.com/media/JrXQ9vzVWwY5q/giphy.gif

(Not really, just an excuse to post the GIF)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like the Cardinals running backs are playing a game where inside the hash marks is hot lava.

Sill Bimmons

Us waiting for the TV generation to die must have been like them waiting for the radio generation waiting for the magazine generation waiting for the newspaper generation waiting for the pamphlet generation waiting for the hieroglyph generation waiting for the oral tradition generation to die.

Romonobyl

So Larry Fitzgerald, but I wonder if Gerald Fitzlarry?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Lawrence v. Texas says we’re not allowed to officially inquire about that.

blaxabbath

Palmer has done a great job taking down the play clock. I wish Tom let Eli stay up this late to study Palmer.

makeitsnowondem

Carson Palmer just got credit for allowing time to pass.

Dunstan

Andy Reid will post a comment complaining — but not for another hour or so.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
blaxabbath

Tick tock, Clarice.

makeitsnowondem

INT. HOSPITAL — NIGHT

Nurse: Mr. Iupati?

Iupati: It’s okay, just bring me the bedpan.

Sill Bimmons
makeitsnowondem

I’ve been holding onto this one all night waiting to hear he’s okay.

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