Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread

Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.

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Old School Zero

“By rule, it is only a catch if the receiver properly harnesses the west wind and aligns themselves with the north star in any of the 90 degree increments, and then only if they are able to successfully prepare a believable defense for OJ Simpson between first contact and contacting the ground. Therefore, the play has been scrubbed from all history books and broadcasts repeats, and all of the second stringers have been suspended for three games.”

Sill Bimmons

You forgot the “Windy Thursday In Lent” appendix.

jjfozz

I want to kick every morning show in the balls.

Sill Bimmons

That’s a pass.

blaxabbath

For the 3rd time: SEA enjoying some home cookin’ there.

makeitsnowondem

fumble recovery water

Gratliff

“Touchdown, Seahawks”

jjfozz

So I help coach my son’s soccer team. We were in the playoffs this weekend.

We have a kid named Hussein. He’s a nice kid, he kind of sucks, but he’s been working hard.

So I was yelling at him, trying to get his attention . . . and I called him Sadaam.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

enjoy your fatwa!

The Maestro

Jeeeeeezus.

I hope you have your stuff packed to go hide out in the middle of nowhere for a while…

theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet that got someone’s attention.

jjfozz

I think his mom was not pleased.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Qusay it was an accident?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Lord must have told Russell Wilson to abstain from blocking, too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Darrell Bevell: Still Employed

Beastmode Ate My Baby

No idea how.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Gratliff

“Within earshot of the line of scrimmage.”

King Hippo

these refs have no balls

Old School Zero

BULLSHIT! I WANTED A SAFETY!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Thought you were gonna get one.

blaxabbath

I repeat: SEA enjoying some home cookin’ there.

Sill Bimmons

And the Season Of BLEERGH begins…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
blaxabbath

SEA enjoying some home cookin’ there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
makeitsnowondem

Carson, man. I’ve just watched Peyton Manning. I’ve seen enough interceptions today.

jjfozz

I had all three boys this weekend, so I’m not sure if the world heard me when I told it to, “Eat my balls,” but I did. And it should.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Old School Zero

Aww, I wanted a safety.

blackroseMD1

Yeah, me too. I love safeties. They make me dance. My friends look at me weird, and they don’t dance.

Assholes.

WCS
BrettFavresColonoscopy

You should leave those friends behind.

makeitsnowondem

If you’re friends don’t dance, well, they’re no friends of mine.

blaxabbath

God. Fucking. Dam. It.

Sill Bimmons

wut

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Old School Zero

LEGION OF ROOM

jjfozz

I was in Seattle and had coffee at the best place, this little shop called Starbucks.
– Peter King, November 2002

Beastmode Ate My Baby

BTW, thanks for input on Macs last week. Got my new one delivered a few days ago.

jjfozz

Enjoy, you may want to buy the extra protection – I think it’s called Apple Care? Worth it.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Good to know. My current iMac is 7+ years old…never an issue with it, but I have no idea if te newer ones have more issues.

Brick Meathook

You know, I’ve lived the U.S. my whole life, yet I’ve never heard of Seattle.

Where is it? Can you buy fish there?

blaxabbath

Oh, let me tell you a thing or two about the way fish is handled in their markets….

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

One I got after

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blaxabbath

Beat by Larry Fitzgerald? Hold him.

THESE SEAHAWKS SURE HAVE A DISRUPTIVE DEFENSE!

Lothar of the Hill People

TNF is Titans-Jags.

Seriously.

Has no one in the NFL Network paid attention to the teams in the league for the past 5 years?

bourb0nblues

Blake Bortles broadcasting bonanza!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It’s going to be homebrew/heavy drinking night

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was gonna betray my original google search, but decided on giving you one from my first one

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blaxabbath

It’s so loud in here so false start!

jjfozz

I have been drinking since 11 am, I stopped for dinner with my family, I am drinking again.

Hope all of you are well. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck ISIS.

Vive le France!

Sill Bimmons

Phorgot my phucking phone in Philadelphia.

WCS

Your debut album title?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds like a basic problem

blackroseMD1

Gresham has no hops.

blaxabbath

What tight end does have hops though?

bourb0nblues

Sounds like my beer nightmare.

IronAvenger6491

I fucking hate Tom Brady, i fucking hate Grumblelord, i fucking hate everything.

Old School Zero

I got a great sear on my beef and didn’t even set off the smoke detector. That either means I did it perfectly or the smoke detector is dead.

blaxabbath

PERFECTION! Congrats!

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Sear on my beef” isn’t a euphemism is it?

blaxabbath

Fitz is great. It looked like Palmer was trying to ground that shit.

blaxabbath

Y Sherman no lock that down?

makeitsnowondem

Pete Carroll still insists that the Carolina Panthers don’t have a loss.

Mother Puncher

I miss the days they would play Soundgarden at every Seahawk’s commercial break.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Anyone else hoping that axe handle breaks and the blade falls on JJ Watts’ big square head?

Brocky

Yes. If only to watch the axe shatter into a million pieces

blaxabbath

Wilson sure was smart to get his contract before this season.

Moonbatting Average

I think Seattle’s uniform numbers aren’t gigantic enough. They should wear flags, like the armies in Ran

Brick Meathook

A REF NAMED CLETE