Your Late Afternoon Football-Related Open Thread

KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.

GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.

SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.

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jjfozz

I think Jamie Foxx and I would make a great duo for a cop movie.

bourb0nblues

Fozz & Foxx! Coming this fall! Only on CBS!

The Maestro

Is Christian Ponder still on the Vikes roster??

King Hippo

NORTH CAROLINA STATE WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romonobyl
Moonbatting Average

Never

fleshwound_NPG

NEVER

Redshirt

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John Difool
John Difool
John Difool
King Hippo

FUCK YOU DIGGS

Is Teddy dead??

Sill Bimmons

Hors de combat.

Doktor Zymm

Vikings girl unconcerned by the death of Bridgewater

King Hippo

She believes in the power of grit?

Shogun Marcus

Uh-oh…teddy ready for beddy?

Sill Bimmons

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Doktor Zymm

Drinking game most likely to make you puke: shot of galliano for every penalty flag

Sill Bimmons

Otherwise known as the Up Against The Wall Torture.

King Hippo

Tomsula, down 0-20, going with teh Lovie challenge.

Sill Bimmons

Why are they challenging that?

Doktor Zymm

Ah, lone vikings fan just clapped for the sack. I guess she is sorta watching the game.

King Hippo

Go ask her if she has accepted Jeebus as her personal savior.

Sill Bimmons

Friendly fire in Seattle.

jjfozz

Flacco with an elite ACL tear.

Fuck me. Fuck this season. Fuck next year too.

Fuck.

entropy

As a Jets fan, I don’t even need to see their starting QB is down for the year to say the next two lines!

Doktor Zymm

Drinking game least likely to get you drunk : shot for every sf td

Romonobyl

My liver likes that idea.

entropy

“Pound a beer for every Eagles Super Bowl win!”

Redshirt

Drink for every negative Patriots comment on TV

Romonobyl

I wonder if I could get away with lucky pubes?

Doktor Zymm

Bar almost empty. There is one girl with a Vikings shirt, she isn’t watching the game. Three people who are just checking shit on their phones, and two couples left over from brunch.

John Difool

She just likes the jersey because it’s purple, the second worst football fan.

Sill Bimmons

Is Eddie Lacy dead?

The Maestro

He ate himself to death, I think.

entropy

No, just fat.

Sill Bimmons

Yo Gabba Gabbert with the 20-yard overthrow.

King Hippo

No pre77ure from behind, he can go FULL GABBO now

King Hippo

FUCK YOU KELCE

Sill Bimmons

Nice catch, dickhead.

blaxabbath

3rd and 14, checkdown pass.

But Bridgewater isn’t a game manager.

King Hippo

He’s getting Norval’d

WCS

Whoa.

Romonobyl

Dude

blaxabbath

Bridgewater almost went Welker there.

Doktor Zymm

BJ Raji is a large large man. The rye I’m drinking is distilled with orange peels, so it has built in orange bitters. It is what showed up when I ordered ‘a shot of something made out of whisky’

blaxabbath

What product is this?

Doktor Zymm

Low and slow

entropy

No, that is the tempo.

Old School Zero

Let yourself go

Shogun Marcus

Pretty good coverage Troy?! HE STARED AT THE GUY FROM TWO YARDS AWAY AND WAITED FOR HIM TO CATCH IT!

Sill Bimmons

Andy Reid: 254 yards, 9 points.

fleshwound_NPG

17 baby back ribs

Doktor Zymm

Shots of overprices rye cure many ills. Also, considering how wussy I was being about the cold, it’s quite surprising I went out without a heavy jacket, hat or gloves.

Also, wow, how SF has fallen.

entropy

The only time I drink Old Granddad is during the winter months, due largely to the way it creates a warming sensation in my core as its eats through my stomach lining.

Romonobyl

Kelly Clarkson’s biggest last accomplishment was getting physically removed from an all-you-can-eat buffet.

blaxabbath

Shouldn’t ‘Be Unstoppable’ be the Toyota tag line?

Romonobyl

Where we’re going, we don’t need brakes!

entropy

Every time I see Matt Stafford’s name I say it the same way they said “MATT. DAMON.” in Team America.

Sill Bimmons

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WCS

Obligatory:

Old School Zero

Fuckin’ Chargers.

The Maestro

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’, BOYS?

Just got back from watching the Ottawa REDBLACKS win the CFL East final on a 93-yard TD with a minute left, when they were sitting 2nd and 25. Holy tits, don’t let anyone ever tell you the CFL sucks, what a fucking game.

WCS

I can’t take any team who’s name is in ALLCAPS seriously.

Dunstan

Just for tradition’s sake, Saskatchewan has announced it is changing its team name to the Black Reds.

The Maestro

I agree with this, to be honest.

blaxabbath

Sounds cold. Fuck that.

The Maestro

It was sitting right around 33° all afternoon. Fucking freezing.

fleshwound_NPG

GIT YOURE 3-DOWN COMMY SOCIALIEST FITBALL OUT OF OUR MERICA FOOTBAW

Shogun Marcus

AMERICA’S* GAME on FOX!!!

*we decline to specify which America or what country in it.

Redshirt

Confederate States of America, because no one want this to happen but apparently we were forced into this.

blaxabbath

One of the PM local sports talk shows here has a typical goober (“And Arians said he didn’t give an ‘S’ about fantasy scores – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You have to love BA — AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”) and an east coast guy who, since we’re all soft out here in the west, just seems stupid and like a dick. Anyways, the east coast guy, leading into the season, was insistent that Bridgewater drop the ‘Teddy’ and go by ‘Ted’ or ‘Theo’ to show that he is grown up and a leader now.

I will never forget this.

entropy

Is that a thing? I’ve been out West a lot, and I never knew everyone out there was soft.

blaxabbath

Maybe I’m just soft then.

Dunstan

Tell east coast guy that the first President Roosevelt would like a word.

blaxabbath

Frank?

Brocky

Where the fuck was this rawls playing against detroit

Dunstan

Hidden behind the veil of ignorance?

Romonobyl

Why the hell is my reply awaiting moderation? I’ve mostly behaved.

Old School Zero

WE DON’T COTTON TO SHOE TALK

Romonobyl

Rex Reed does NOT agree to that limitation!

Romonobyl

Rex Ryan actually.

Old School Zero

OH GLOD RIVERS’ MUSTACHE

NO

NO

NOOOOOOOOOO

Sharkbait

I can’t see it, but I assume its the definition of the pedo-stache.

Sill Bimmons

GLOD AND BLEERGH ARE MIGHTY GAWDS

Redshirt

BREAKING NEWS: Joe Flacco is out for the season with a Torn ACL and maybe a torn MCL.

entropy

This will never not be good news.

Doktor Zymm

That’s not breaking news. That’s tearing news.

fleshwound_NPG

an elite amount of many different ligaments torn

Dunstan

But the unibrow is still in one piece, right?

blaxabbath

Who is the BAL backup?

IS IT TEBOW?!

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

The always inspiring Matt Schaub

Doktor Zymm

The much vaunted year of the missed field goal sure includes a lot of scores that are multiples of three…

blaxabbath

Kickers need their own league minimum.

fleshwound_NPG

many missed XPs will do that

Shogun Marcus

BIRDMURDERDOME! Where hopes, dreams, and nfl careers are sent to Helheim.

blaxabbath

Do we get to call it that? I think we should trademark it!

Shogun Marcus

Consider it my contribution to the tribe.

blaxabbath

As someone who has worked in construction for years, I can honestly say Goodell walking around in a Vikings hard hat at a project with nothing going on pretty much epitomizes my jobsite visits. I am sure he asked stupid questions during his visit and spent most of his time talking about where he wanted to go for lunch/hookers.

fleshwound_NPG

Just a man of the people, brings his lunch pail

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Doktor Zymm

I’m about to start ordering shots, so this is likely my last pointlessly bitchy complaint of the day, but goddamn it it’s too icy out to wear cute but impractical shoes. Also these games are not of super high quality. That complaint I might repeat.

blaxabbath

Uggs.

Doktor Zymm

Those things are a great way to break a toe in a barn.

entropy

Bryce Dallas Howard just tied a knot in her shirt and said, “woman the fuck up.”

Romonobyl

I made the mistake of telling my wife I thought she had too many shoes. Ever since then I’ve had blank spots in my memory and frequent double-vision.

Redshirt

Oh, come on. I’m single and even I know not to step on that landmine.

IronAvenger6491

Why don’t the Vikings keep playing in this place? Seems a hell of a lot nicer than that Jawa ship.

WCS

STORNG
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John Difool

He must’ve forgot about Mark Gastineau *a white guy* and the sackdance.

Dunstan

Love it when people brag about how modest they are without perceiving the irony.

Redshirt

Let’s see, my only choice is Packers versus Pro Gophers. Of course it is.

Old School Zero

San Diego Chargers also retiring Melvin Gordon at halftime.