Your Late Afternoon Football-Related Open Thread

KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.

GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.

SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.

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fleshwound_NPG

KC-SD game over, GB-MIN still has nearly a full quarter to go

John Difool

Adrian Peterson dropping the leather like he was beating a kid or something…..

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Someone should really photoshop AP’s head onto this.

Shogun Marcus

If only he had held it like a switch…that’s bad hustle.

fleshwound_NPG

Fumble by Peterson, possession switches to Green Bay

Spur

Hey Minnesota, quit shooting yourself in the foot.

WCS

#Pray4APsKids

blaxabbath

I was just thinking, “Didn’t people used to bitch about AP having fumbling issues?”

Old School Zero

Mike McCoy looks like a plastic display model of vanilla ice cream.

Sill Bimmons

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH ASIATA

blaxabbath

It seems that Bridgewater is going to have an injury-laden career.

Spur

Hey guys! I’ve been playing Star wars all weekend, what I miss?

bourb0nblues

Elite ACL tear

Sill Bimmons

nommuch

blaxabbath

A lot of NFL players are not very smart, Joe.

WCS

HAIL BLEERGH

Sill Bimmons

THE CAPRICIOUS AND ARBITRARY

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

HEADBUTTS PLEASE THE FLAG GOD!

Bortleback

Is James Jones wearing a hoodie under his pads? Would dragging him down by it be a horse collar tackle?

blaxabbath

I noticed that. I was hoping he was gonna put it up over his helmet.

And then get shot because that’s considered a threat.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It’s Minnesota, they don’t have that problem.

/checks newspaper

Oh. Nevermind

Old School Zero

Burn it down. Don’t even bother moving to Los Angeles; just burn down Qualcomm and walk away.

blaxabbath

Let them play in the backyard, like when they were kids and the game was pure.

We can put an owner’s box in the clubhouse!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Tuning in late- what happened to Charizard West?

Sill Bimmons

Stillers have been pretty good at the talent evaluation thing lately.

Instead of Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell they could have Mike Wallace and Eddie Lacy.

bourb0nblues

Successful Andy Reid challenge?

John Difool

THIS JAMES JONES I CALL HIM KOOLAID, ‘CAUSE THATS WHAT HE’S SERVING THESE VIKINGS

Sill Bimmons

Is Rodgers another Fetushead in the making?

Huge regular season numbers, shit performances in the clutch?

makeitsnowondem

Sorry, Packers, but Brock Osweiler is not walking through that door.

Old School Zero

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King Hippo

BLEERGH has special affection for the Bolts’ D

Dunstan

I thought Manti Te’o was still injured, but I see he’s in the game after all. He’s just been a nonentity I guess.

John Difool

Sorta like one of his ex-girlfriends.

Bortleback

I thought I was just imagining things

John Difool

Todays slate of games makes me thank God for the Walking Dead…. even though I’ll catch the latest episode On Demand tomorrow after Cincy/Arizona….yea, that makes no sense at all, but somehow it does.

Senor Weaselo

Peterson switches direction and beats the defense for a touchdown.

Dunstan

He made it look like child’s play.

Sill Bimmons

Like taking candy from a baby because I DIDN’T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO HAVE THAT CANDY BOY NOW GO CUT ME A SWITCH

WCS

LASHINGS FOR EVERYONE*

* ages 12 or under

King Hippo

AND DANCE!

Romonobyl

The latest fashion in traction, perfect for those icy sidewalks!
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fleshwound_NPG

SWITCHDOWN

Sill Bimmons

Gabbert being praised for throwing a catchable ball.

blaxabbath

On Fox, same thing for Teddy B.

Gratliff

Today’s slate of games has done nothing to distract me from the impending Roman Reigns title run.

Gratliff

Holy fuck. Cesaro’s out for 6 months too. I hate everything.

John Difool

I love this Eddie ‘Alpine’ Lacey

http://www.pitt.edu/~rjt33/meltinggrillcheese.gif

Sharkbait

One of these days I’m going to go Max Hedroom on some of these terrible games.

Dunstan

Six out of ten teams that started 10-0 made it to the Super Bowl. Isn’t that actually kind of low?

fleshwound_NPG

Because PeyPey

Old School Zero

“Betty, Dairy Farmer, Green Bay”

“Chase, First Grader and Homeowner, Detroit”

Old School Zero

LaDanian Tomlinson was the best thing to happen on the field in San Diego.

Today. Yeah. I’m only talking about today.

Bortleback

He’s probably already left the stadium to avoid being associated with the shitshow on the field

Senor Weaselo

Because in the future, football games will be played on motorbikes!

WCS

When the Packers defense become competent?

Doktor Zymm

Panthers guy is aight. He agrees about the Culliver call.

Sill Bimmons
King Hippo

KC/SD sure is giving SL/BAL a run for shittiest game of the day.

fleshwound_NPG

“Challenge accepted.”

– Minnesota

Redshirt

The Ghost of Bridgewater is running pretty good.

Lothar of the Hill People

Bridgewater almost just hurt himself sliding.

bourb0nblues
Sharkbait

Andy Reid is definitely a member of the donut club

fleshwound_NPG

In KC, Andy Reid IS the Donut Club

Sill Bimmons

And the Pork Club, the Cake Club, the Candy Club…

Senor Weaselo

My alma mater has a cheese club, so Andy Reid probably makes the trip from KC for that.

Lothar of the Hill People

JJ Watt is a gloree boy for appearing in a Peyton Manning Papa John’s commercial.

blaxabbath

The fuck? Chrystler is comparing themselves to Katniss Everdeen?

Even without their bailouts, that is fucking retarded af.

King Hippo

I’ve never felt kinda creepy about wanting to fuck a Chrysler…