KC @ SD: The Chefs have won 3 straight? [checks sked] Yup. No turnovers during that stretch either. ESPN has them winning out the rest of their games as well. Silly, huh? Well, they’ve got the Chargers twice, the Ravens, the Browns, the Bills and the Raiders twice. I’ve seen more unlikely things occur. See if you can get some odds on them winning the AFC West. Ignore the odds on them winning the AFC South. It’s a sucker’s bet. Woodhead looks like a nice play this week what with WR’s Kidney Allen and Floyd not likely to play. You just know that The Mightiest Christian Of Them All will be throwing for Jesus all game long because his D just doesn’t believe. I can’t confirm this but having just given birth, Tiffany Rivers is preggo once again.
GB @ Min: This game might be the keeper. Though the Pack have lost 3 in a row including the thrashing last week by the Lions they are still a team to be reckoned with. TB (Trophy Beard) Olivia Munn’s favourite manicurist’s play has fallen off as teams have blitzed him relentlessly. Despite weak O-line play, injuries at WR and Fatty-Fatty Fat-Fat under-performing at RB, the Rodgers is capable of winning a game all by his lonesome. Minny has the best rushing attack in the league (147 yds. per game) and the 2nd best scoring D (17.1) Bridgewater is not being asked to win games and that is paying off with handoffs to AP and safe throws to Mr. Diggs.
SF @ Sea: This was a great game two, three years ago.
KC-SD game over, GB-MIN still has nearly a full quarter to go
Adrian Peterson dropping the leather like he was beating a kid or something…..
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Someone should really photoshop AP’s head onto this.
If only he had held it like a switch…that’s bad hustle.
Fumble by Peterson, possession switches to Green Bay
Hey Minnesota, quit shooting yourself in the foot.
#Pray4APsKids
I was just thinking, “Didn’t people used to bitch about AP having fumbling issues?”
Mike McCoy looks like a plastic display model of vanilla ice cream.
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH ASIATA
It seems that Bridgewater is going to have an injury-laden career.
Hey guys! I’ve been playing Star wars all weekend, what I miss?
Elite ACL tear
nommuch
A lot of NFL players are not very smart, Joe.
HAIL BLEERGH
THE CAPRICIOUS AND ARBITRARY
HEADBUTTS PLEASE THE FLAG GOD!
Is James Jones wearing a hoodie under his pads? Would dragging him down by it be a horse collar tackle?
I noticed that. I was hoping he was gonna put it up over his helmet.
And then get shot because that’s considered a threat.
It’s Minnesota, they don’t have that problem.
/checks newspaper
Oh. Nevermind
Burn it down. Don’t even bother moving to Los Angeles; just burn down Qualcomm and walk away.
Let them play in the backyard, like when they were kids and the game was pure.
We can put an owner’s box in the clubhouse!
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Tuning in late- what happened to Charizard West?
Stillers have been pretty good at the talent evaluation thing lately.
Instead of Antonio Brown and Le’Veon Bell they could have Mike Wallace and Eddie Lacy.
Successful Andy Reid challenge?
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THIS JAMES JONES I CALL HIM KOOLAID, ‘CAUSE THATS WHAT HE’S SERVING THESE VIKINGS
Is Rodgers another Fetushead in the making?
Huge regular season numbers, shit performances in the clutch?
Sorry, Packers, but Brock Osweiler is not walking through that door.
BLEERGH has special affection for the Bolts’ D
I thought Manti Te’o was still injured, but I see he’s in the game after all. He’s just been a nonentity I guess.
Sorta like one of his ex-girlfriends.
I thought I was just imagining things
Todays slate of games makes me thank God for the Walking Dead…. even though I’ll catch the latest episode On Demand tomorrow after Cincy/Arizona….yea, that makes no sense at all, but somehow it does.
Peterson switches direction and beats the defense for a touchdown.
He made it look like child’s play.
Like taking candy from a baby because I DIDN’T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO HAVE THAT CANDY BOY NOW GO CUT ME A SWITCH
LASHINGS FOR EVERYONE*
* ages 12 or under
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AND DANCE!
The latest fashion in traction, perfect for those icy sidewalks!
SWITCHDOWN
‘Bout time, AP.
Gabbert being praised for throwing a catchable ball.
On Fox, same thing for Teddy B.
Today’s slate of games has done nothing to distract me from the impending Roman Reigns title run.
Holy fuck. Cesaro’s out for 6 months too. I hate everything.
I love this Eddie ‘Alpine’ Lacey
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One of these days I’m going to go Max Hedroom on some of these terrible games.
Six out of ten teams that started 10-0 made it to the Super Bowl. Isn’t that actually kind of low?
Because PeyPey
“Betty, Dairy Farmer, Green Bay”
“Chase, First Grader and Homeowner, Detroit”
LaDanian Tomlinson was the best thing to happen on the field in San Diego.
Today. Yeah. I’m only talking about today.
He’s probably already left the stadium to avoid being associated with the shitshow on the field
Because in the future, football games will be played on motorbikes!
When the Packers defense become competent?
Panthers guy is aight. He agrees about the Culliver call.
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KC/SD sure is giving SL/BAL a run for shittiest game of the day.
“Challenge accepted.”
– Minnesota
The Ghost of Bridgewater is running pretty good.
Bridgewater almost just hurt himself sliding.
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Chargers
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Andy Reid is definitely a member of the donut club
In KC, Andy Reid IS the Donut Club
And the Pork Club, the Cake Club, the Candy Club…
My alma mater has a cheese club, so Andy Reid probably makes the trip from KC for that.
JJ Watt is a gloree boy for appearing in a Peyton Manning Papa John’s commercial.
The fuck? Chrystler is comparing themselves to Katniss Everdeen?
Even without their bailouts, that is fucking retarded af.
I’ve never felt kinda creepy about wanting to fuck a Chrysler…