Your Second Thanksgiving Game Open Thread

Well that was fun, wasn’t it? Food and booze were consumed, no? Yes. I hear the Booze Gods calling my name as I type.

Car @ Dal: I think this’ll be the “Game Of The Day”. Romo’s back and the Cowboys look a lot less Weedenish all of a sudden. The Muscle Camster continues his relentless push to make everyone forget that he pilfered a laptop and wrote his name on it back in college. So far it’s not working. Good luck to both teams except for Dallas!

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John Difool

Holy shot did Tony Romo just do a Ted Stryker and put a cup of liquid in his eye?

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New TV pitch: Phil Simms explains the obvious.

Doktor Zymm

I should buy a label maker. I can label food I put in the freezer so I know what it is, and I can label clothing I made bad decisions in so I can be more cautious next time.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Wondering if any of his clothes would be left unlabeled…

entropy

I just write “Poor Impulse Control” on everything I own so people know what they’re getting into.

Doktor Zymm

I need to make a new voice command for Alexa. “Alexa, drown out this horrible racket with better music”

Shogun Marcus

How do you like the echo? Been going back and forth on getting one.

Doktor Zymm

It’s good for weather and music, that’s about it. My light bulbs will be compatible in a couple months when they release the new app, that’s the main reason I bought it. I also plan on setting up a bunch of stuff with openhab, and then I’ll be able to voice control everything via the echo and ifttt.com

Bortleback

So none of the Cowboys WRs had Playstations growing up? Sucks to be them.

Sill Bimmons

Did he want his girl to shake it for him?

Bortleback

Only if she’s a country girl, it seems

Sill Bimmons

I am left confused by the message of this song.

Spanky Datass
entropy

Waited for this, am now happy.

John Difool

Country music is now male neckbeards wearing tight jeans and twerking?

Johnny Cash is spinnong so fast in his grave right now if you wrapped some copper wires around him he could power Dallas and most of southern Arkansas.

Sharkbait

Country music is awful

entropy

It’s turned into Adult Contemporary Top 40 bullshit. And most of the “fans” of country don’t like Johnny, Willie, or Kris Kristofferson. Fuck modern country.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Outlaw Country is the only Country.

John Difool

Country music hasn’t been good since Conway Twitty died.

litre_cola

It is fantastic to have turned it off and read your guys’ comments.

Gold, pure gold.

So I’m watching hipster rednecks apparently.

Sill Bimmons

IT’S THE DOUCHEOCALYPSE

Sill Bimmons

This is what a human made entirely of anus looks and sounds like.

entropy

I burst out laughing when I read that, and was asked to say what was so funny. My sister did not appreciate it as much as I did.

Brick Meathook

THIS IS HORRIBLE

entropy

My sister and her BF are nodding their heads to this shit. And watching football without drinking. I feel like I taught her nothing.

acutegroininjury

Cole Beasley. Most likely NFL player to eat in a soup kitchen. Should work with Jim Tomsula.

Sill Bimmons

That’s the worst song I ever heard.

entropy

And here’s the second!

“Because my mom’s still doing tricks”
#redkettlereason

— Dez Byrant

entropy

What the fuck is a “Luke Bryan?”

Sharkbait

Halftime John Oliver. It’s the daily fantasy segment

Doktor Zymm

This game is in Dallas?

Ah. I understand this choice of half time show in that case. Imma go fold some laundry.

blackroseMD1

Got halfway through the Thanksgiving meal before my daughter pointed out that my shirt was on backwards. Today has not been my finest day. I need a nap.

Don T

I had to get confirmation from my daughter that my sweater was on backwards. Asking makes it less awkward
/The More You Know…??

Redshirt

I am pleased to report that the Great Thanksgiving Battle of ’15 has ended in victory. The turkey and ham has been vanquished, and the macaroni & cheese, green bean casserole and rolls have been neutralized. There are unconfirmed reports that pie and ice cream are mobilizing for a counter-attack, but I am confident that forces are prepared for that as well.

entropy

I am fending off repeated volleys from the pumpkin roll.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’m sharing a small bag of Fritos with my wife.

Why, yes, this Thanksgiving DOES suck just a tad! Thanks for asking!

Doktor Zymm

Shit! I totally forgot about the baguette! It will live to be eaten another day.

entropy

Football is not family. THE SAW IS FAMILY.

John Difool

Bill Cowher must be the Piano Man Billy Joel was singing about.

John Difool

Think I may head to that Dodge Ram Black Friday event tomorrow where I’ll only pay 49,000 for a 50,000 dollar pickup made in China and Mexico.

litre_cola

Audi is doing bows on cars now. Who has the money to do this?????

Shogun Marcus

You misunderstand. Volkswagen is going to have to give them away as part of their cheating settlement!

Also Volkswagen Auto Group is VAG. I am 7. You’re welcome.

Doktor Zymm

I heard you don’t even get to keep the giant bow, it’s like, a loan from the dealership.

entropy

Well, they only have the one.

Beerguyrob

GODDAMMIT! I was hoping to leave work now and be home by kickoff of a tight game. Now, at least, I’ve got time to hit the liquor store before the evening game.

King Hippo

SIGH. At least they finally tried. Had the ball made it through the defender, he wouldn’t have dropped it like the other two assholes did.

Doktor Zymm

Is there really that big of a difference? 20-3, 27-3, either way you suckin it Boys.

King Hippo

I repeat, FUNCHESS GODDAMNIT

Doktor Zymm

It would be so nice if it was possible to wash a bra without destroying it. Men, all the women you know most likely wear their bra for a really, really long time without washing it. It’s the dirty gross secret shared by all women.

Bortleback

We usually only care about getting them off, so the smell isn’t a major issue

King Hippo

this seems to be true for my daughters, yes.

Shogun Marcus

My wife concurs. The bra she wore on our wedding day over a month ago remains unwashed.

litre_cola

I had to step out for a few minutes. Is what I am reading correct? Its happening?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Kuechly would’ve caught that.

King Hippo

FUNCHESS GODDAMNIT

entropy

Tony has some positive affirmations written in that hat. Also, uranium.

Doktor Zymm

Do they not toss some water on those unis before they buy them? Seriously, sweatstains, not a good look.

King Hippo

I’m not sure the Panthers get how time nor Romonobyl work.

Thrillhouse

How ya doin’ boys? That 2nd Romo pick reminded me to check in on the kommentariat, seems that all is well.

Beerguyrob

The third pick should’ve gotten you to call the emergency room.

Bortleback

Why does a sports league need an official tire?

Beerguyrob

So, Jason Garrett to USC next year?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

He’ll have to fight Chip Kelly for the job.

Beerguyrob

I don’t think either one has any fight left.

entropy

Odds on tonight’s game NOT being a blowout?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Eleventy-billion to one?

Shogun Marcus

I’d say low. Way too much rain here.

Doktor Zymm

Is it hot in here, or am I just happy to see Romo meltdown?

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Bortleback

Kuechly must be gassed from returning all these interceptions

King Hippo

I have used this before, but by fuck, it bears repeating:

John Difool

Romo just dosed himself with a cup of water in a desperate attempt to cool off his fuel rods…

Doktor Zymm

This steady stream of interceptions is a little less Romobyl and a little more Romite.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

*Sniff* This is just too sweet, guys. A Romo meltdown on Thanksgiving.