Your Sunday Night “What Might Have Been” Open Thread

NE @ Den: Both of these teams need to die in a fire. That is all. Enjoy the game!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, I HATE the Broncos, but C.J. Anderson is okay in my book.

Senor Weaselo

How mad is Antonio Dungerson? Osweiler and not Peyton beat Brady.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

So angry. His secret Gay Torture Gimp is going to get pegged sooooo hard tonight…

The Maestro

Nice knowing you guys. Putting a bullet in my head now.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

With what? Canada’s common-sense gun control laws mean you don’t have ready access to firearms. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Horatio Cornblower

Oh men, (and the occasional woman), I turned away from the computer in the second half and refused to go back to it lest I change some cosmic balance that was bringing Denver back.

But I watched, and it was glorious. Oh, the weeping and gnashing of teeth on the Bosto radio tomorrow shall be delightful!

WCS

THAH FACKIN REFS HAHD IT OUAHT FAHH US! THEY HAHT US BECAWSE THAHY AHHNT US! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Dunstan

WE WUH IN FACK YOU MODE AFTAH THE BRADY SUSPENSION, BUT NOW WE AH IN DOUBLE-SEECRAHT FACK YOU MODE!

Horatio Cornblower

To be fair the refs did fuck the Patriots pretty good in the last quarter. No doubt inspired by the motherfucking they get from Brady every time someone violates his personal safe space bubble.

Whatever; I’m still giddy.

Romonobyl

Four old women in Florida…

“Wake up honey…guess what?”

John Difool

Hahahaha fuck your undefeated season Pats

Romonobyl

Crap…now I have to start going back to church. A deal’s a deal, isn’t it?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Nothing promised about being awake while there, right?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

“BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR PEYTON MANNING?!?!?”

-PK

Redshirt

Oh, good. Now the Patriots are going to be refocused and won’t lose again. That’s better than going 16-0 and getting tripped up in the playoffs due to overconfidence.

Do you see what you’ve done, Denver?!

Senor Weaselo
Horatio Cornblower

I doubt it; Gronkowski’s knee-owie looked pretty bad.

Brick Meathook

LOUD MOUTH PATS FAN JUST DIED OF A BRAIN EXPLOSION! I DIDN’T HAVE TO DO SHIT! IT’S A WIN-WIN FOLKS!

Confirm the death.

Double-Tap.

ssi_bulldawg

We now cut live to Mercury Morris’ house…..

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

What about the unbeaten 10-1 Panthers?

Horatio Cornblower

“We now cut lines at Mercury Morris’s house…”

heard back in the 70’s.

Senor Weaselo

THIS CJ ANDERSON, I CALL HIM NEO BECAUSE HE GAVE THE PATRIOTS A ONE.

Old School Zero

Sploosh

bourb0nblues
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Oh thank Jeebus

makeitsnowondem

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dunstan

I need to change my pants

Sharkbait

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Romonobyl

I feel for you man….

WCS
Dunstan

Hey, we still need the Panthers to lose one.
–Mercury Morris

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My Boston friends are all apoplectic.

Holy shit Cris does your Brady hard on know no shame.

ssi_bulldawg

It’s hard to understand him with so much Brady cock in his mouth

Senor Weaselo

If it’s not a timeout don’t call it an excess TIMEOUT.

Brick Meathook

I AM SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY GOING TO KILL LOUD MOUTHED PATS FAN. NO MORE COURTESY OF A BROKEN BOTTLE INTO HIS NECK. I AM GOING TO PULL HIM OFF HIS CHAIR AND STOMP HIS HEAD INTO GOO. I STILL LIKE MY CHANCES IN A JURY TRIAL.

WCS

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Dunstan

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Patriots fans are really fucking annoying. If you’ll excuse the expression, no one denies this.
Grinder rests.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I would represent you pro bono publico

Senor Weaselo

Lawyer Commentists, get on it!

Old School Zero

/faaaaaaaart

Blow it up your ass Cris

Romonobyl

Christ Cris shove your ass a little higher up and you can enjoy Brady’s breakfast!

Romonobyl

I meant head….I am pissed!!!!

WCS

Ass works, too.

Doktor Zymm

Whatever. I’m going to sleep. I hope this ends in a tie.

Romonobyl

Niters friend…stay warm and have NFC East dreams!

Senor Weaselo

That might somehow be better?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

FUCK YOU WITH GRONK’S DISEASED COCK, COLLINSWORTH

The Maestro

OVERTIME

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy deflated balls

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hail Satan…

bourb0nblues
Romonobyl

I hate this fucking game again.

WCS

WELP

Sharkbait

BONUS DRINKING PERIOD UNLOCKED

makeitsnowondem

Son of a bitch.

Doktor Zymm

I can’t take overtime. I have to wake up early tomorrow to do all the work I said I did last week but actually goofed off during.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

PLEASEGOD

Romonobyl

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesase miisssssssssss…..

Senor Weaselo

Clock mismanagement and everything, what isn’t there in this game?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

PAYBACK IS A DOUBLE BITCH

Doktor Zymm

The hell is going on?

Redshirt

So Denver is at -1 timeouts left?

Senor Weaselo

Somehow they’re going to fuck this up.

WCS

IT BEGINS…

Romonobyl

Storyline…
Goodell fines Brady.
League turns it over.
Goodell pissed.
Pats have to earn wins.
You do the rest of the math…

Elway’s got the BDSM pics of Goodell and Kraft, we are saved.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Holy Brockening

bourb0nblues

DON’T FUCK THIS UP