There’s so much sports thingies going on! College ball has Virginny, The OSU, Mich, NCST, KU, ISU, UNC and MD. NBA-wise CLE is playing. In the hockey MTL, OTT, STL, CHI, DAL, LA and PIT are ice bound. I’m all-in with “Pete’s Christmas” which is the Canadian non-union re-telling of Groundhog Day from a December 25th perspective. To each his own.
/for some reason I can’t post a banner image-I’m sure we’ll survive
I’m watching “Once Upon The Time In The West” for the first time ever (I know I’m a Hollywood guy you’d think I’d seen it but I haven’t). That likeable Henry Fonda: what an asshole
Feel like a warm bucket of crap…hopefully not the flu. Still, just popping in to wish you well, WCS. Nite all.
It’s mandarin orange season. Two of those a day should at least perk up your system.
5-1 Ice Stillers wooooooooooo
I hope all is well, WCS.
Maybe tomorrow.
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3-1 Ice Stillers 2nd intermission.
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By the way, Sill, if you missed this earlier, I suspect you’ll enjoy it:
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I did. Thanks.
Let me know how things are going.
Working out blows severed elephant dick, but, the post-workout shower is a gift from God.
3-0 Ice Stillers WOO
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SHE’S FAKING IT
Meh, who cares? HE isn’t.
What should I write about for tomorrow, do you think?
Stratego. Everybody loves Stratego.
Board/Card Games might actually be a great topic.
I would love that. Love those games!
Those little numbers made Stratego feel like Special Ed. chess.
MINERS ARE KEY TO THE EARLY GAME
Hit your head; it may give some inspiration.
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Fucking fascists!
Jags to London update!
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These old pulp books, or novel series like “The Executioner” would be another great topic for OSZ.
Some of the titles are even relevant to our interests, like The Factory.
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Or “The Chip Kelly Story”.
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So apparently this is what it looks like when choosing a Princess Leia bra:
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Alright, folks, I’ll give you an update. Wifey met with her midwife as her shift
(stickin’ together is what good midwives do http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/media/framegrabs/season5/s05e06/s05e06_151.jpg).
They ran some tests, and found a heartbeat, so that’s good news. She feels normal (at least in terms of being pregnant “normal,” which is aslo a good sign.
As of now, things are looking positive, but, we’re by no means out of the woods yet. Essentially, we wait and see how it goes. Not ideal, but, certainly better than where we were ~20 hours ago.
I just want to genuinely thank yinz for your thoughts and support. It means more than you think. We really appreciate it.
That’s what makes the DFO crew one of the goodin’s: rallying around and sticking with your fellow dickjokers in tough times, and laughing at the Cleveland Browns. Seriously, I loathe seeing the Ravens winning a fifth-grade pinewood derby race, but that was fucking hilarious.
I’m about to hit the gym, because I feel like I’ve got about six weeks of nervous energy to get out. There’s also a Ice Stillers game at 22:30, because LATE NIGHT HAWKEY WOOOOOOOOOOOO WEST COAST TRIP.
I’ll be back later, and thanks again ya slapdicks.
We will take any positive news. Unlike the Browns.
Good. Our thoughts are with you.
Clearly I’ve missed something here.
What happened?
Short answer: wifey called from work last night (overnight shift at the hospital), thinking she was having a miscarriage. Jury still out, but, signs are looking more positive than negative now.
I had no idea.
You know where to find me if you need anything at all.
We will welcome all encouraging news at this point.
You have our collective good thoughts WCS. Our best.
Take a look at the open football thread for the full story, everything happened later.
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/hugs WCS
/lingers
/hand slowly slides down (the front)
Glad to hear good news. Hope it continues!
Pitt hanging with the Boilermakers.
I just finished playing the zombies map on the new Call of Duty with some guys who are clearly either unemployed or else employed as beta testers for the new Call of Duty zombies game, because they carried may ass through all sorts of insane shit.
If you like zombies maps the Morg City map is the shit. Good thing I took tomorrow off and it’s going to be rainy and shitty here, because I’ve got a pretty good idea what I’m doing tomorrow.
Besides crying and masturbating of course.
You saved the best for last.
FUN BRICK MEATHOOK FACT: I once stood in line at a Starbucks two places behind George Carlin. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER FUN BRICK MEATHOOK FACT
Was PK shocked and impressed when George replied to have “George” written on the cup?
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Hey; you guys doing OK?
Gotta say; that is one of the best ‘brushes with fame’ I’ve heard.
You can spell ‘Mark’ with a ‘k’ or, if you’re a heretic, a ‘c’. When I order at Starbucks they always ask “With a ‘c’ or a ‘k’?” and, because I’m just a total dickweed, I almost always respond “with an ‘M'”
I’m pretty sure I drink a lot of spit.
I’m a dickweed too, but when I hear other dickweeds in front of me order by the time I get to the counter my oddball order is enough grief for the help.
I lived in a tiny town; Olathe, Colorado. My mom saw John Wayne in the tiny grocery store when he was going to locations for the filming of True Grit. Her memory of that event is gone, like tears in the rain, at a Cleveland Browns game. Later that week we got to see Glenn Campbell play some songs on a semi trailer bed in the huge metropolis of Delta, Colorado.
http://www.vinyltimemachine.com/Folder%20CA_CZ/campbell_glen/Glen%20Campbell.jpg
I was very young, but I’m pretty sure my mom was slooosh over Glen.
Back in the day, all moms were slooosh over Glen Campbell.
cool storie bro.
I’m sure I’ve shared my Family Feud story (5 time undefeated champs woot) but during our second taping they were doing a 100th birthday show for George Burns, still alive at the time. I saw Betty White, Joann Worley and Milton Berle but actually rode in the elevator with George Burns himself.
I told him I always respected and admired his work and he told me “Thank you young man”.
Now that’s a cool story. I also had Luther Vandross and Little Richard as passengers in my taxi cab. At different times of course.
THAT actually is a cool story.
Actually, yeah right (if that is indeed your real name), I’ve never heard the story about you being on “Family Feud.” YA GOTTA TELL US
BTW…anyone heard how Missus WCS is doing?
I asked below and no response.
Going right into teh suck of NCSU basketball, without a break from teh suck of NCSU football, is very trying on one’s psyche. So glad I ordered my season baseball tix today….so as not to miss a moment of teh suck of NCSU baseball.
And now I gotta look at both U*NC and UMd in the top ten.
Christ, euthanasia should be legal.
I’m in serious scramble mode to find something to watch when I get home.
Last night I recorded the game but watched episode 9 of The Leftovers followed immediately by episode 8 of Fargo followed by the hilarity of the Cleveland loss.
My mind is still all explodey
Your local public broadcasting station assuredly has some wholesome entertainment for the whole family.
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMBtQjS1bQ
Fucking drummers.
The Muppets has Dave Grohl.
Someone overpays for pitching, what a surprise. Baseball offseasons are even boring.
Ice Stillers go for their first win in San Jose since 1997.
Jagr had already been in the NHL for five years by then.
Dude is just superhuman.
http://www.penguins-hockey-cards.com/players/jaromir_jagr_209.jpg
Jagr and Lemiuex played together. Lemiuex is now an owner, and has been for what, 8 years? And Jagr is still in the league.
To be fair to Mario, there was the whole cancer/degenerative spinal column thing.
No mullet = no care.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2-jaromir-jagr-sports-mullets.jpg
Gyoza are good.
Calling WCS! CALLING WCS!!
Is it OK?
Repeat; is it OK?
We hope it is going well.
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I actually am watching PHI/LAK because I like car crashes.
Lakers, damn,
Oh, I thought you meant Aklavik Airport.
Like I said, NC State hoops = POOP
LSU came back from NYC and promptly lost to Charleston, so that win no longer ameliorates the stench
I don;t see teh ACC doing so hot in this challenge
Go Duke!
/that didn’t feel right…
The opponent ain’t U*NC or Jim Calhoun-era UConn so FUCK THAT NOISE!
/you’re new to teh conference, you’ll get used to teh rules
If Jim Calhoun ran for governor of CT he would win in a landslide.
I do not say that as a compliment.
Fun fact, Jim and I used to get our hair cut at the same place. It turns out I’m a better tipper. Cheap Boston Yankee prick.
Unpopular TAEK time – I really dig Lenny Elmore
I’ve been calling him Elmore Leonard this whole time. I’ve been making an idiot of myself!
I really dig Elmore Leonard
So… you see MST3K is coming back?
How else are you going to see him in the flesh, as it were.
Kobe’s last trip to Philly (his hometown)…13 points in the 1st quarter.
Tonight’s poem:
All my life
Has led
Up
To this moment
Where I can reach
The heights
Of Selfishness
And my teammates
Won’t
Say
Dick
I wonder how long after his retirement he sports a Hitler ‘stache.
I would pay him everything I have (about 37 bucks) if he grew out his hair into a sassy Kim Jong Un do.
He’s not Rodman-levels of crazy, just a prick.
Go Packers
Bruce Dern plays the grampa but he’s not nearly as hot as Molly Parker.
Meechegan can suck its own ass. Which I’m sure they gladly would if’n they could.
There he is!