I will speak softly, presuming all are hungover and depressed at the prospects of the pending Clemson/Bama national final. Anyway, these are today’s exhibitions.
Terrible Faux-Australian Steak Bowl – Northwestern vs. Tennessee (Noon, ESPN2)
My general take would be that the Mildcats are less bad than the Vols, but one must admit that the SEC has done significantly better than expected in the exhibition season so far. Maybe it will be entertaining, at least.
Citrus Bowl – Michigan vs. Florida (1:00, ABC)
I don’t know what the line is, but for fuck’s sake, BET THE UNDER.
Fiesta Bowl – Notre Dame vs. Ohio State (1:00, ESPN)
Serious, giant earthquake. If there was ever a time we needed you more, I sure as fuck can’t remember it.
Rose Bowl – Stanford vs. Iowa (5:00, ESPN)
Finally, a game that one can feel good about watching, and perhaps the white knuckle period of your hangovers will at least be over. And NO, I will not call it “the Rose Bowl game” as I don’t give two fucks about your parade. Too bad Stanford couldn’t have been in the semifinals, maybe we could have had one game that didn’t suck hind teat.
Sugar Bowl – Oklahoma State vs. Ole Miss (8:30, ESPN)
The grand finale of your sporting 1 January. There Will Be Offense. And not just because of Johnny Reb’s confederacy-lovin’ supporters. Or those really bizarre orange BDSM paddles the Pokes fans always bring with them.
That was deliciously mean.
After the Rose Bowl blowout I was looking forward to a nice competitive Sugar Bowl
Sweet mother of piss.
The Cowboys appear to have spent too much time on Bourbon st
they in teh bourble now
“Webster read that … perfectly”
More likely to be said about a college football player or an 80s tv star?
I despise all the lies about cake and pies. Best lyric ever.
The pie is also a lie?
I guess so. First the cake, then the pie. It’s a sad day for dessert.
(Side note, I have Portal warning signs in various places around my house)
My whiskey is currently sitting on one of these. Thankfully they were cheaper when I bought them .
http://www.amazon.com/Thinkgeek-Portal-Warning-Sign-Coasters/dp/B005S4ETXM
Posted this before, but shit, I shoulda moved back. I coulda got a nice little house in 16th St Heights. I love my condo here, but I’m homesick as shit. Chi-town ain’t the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATWelYdo50
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b20a1d6e468447c9ee508dc88e628478/tumblr_o04bbjdsqb1urviuco1_1280.jpg
Fuckin sociopath.
They probably just told her “He’ll be fine”
At least that’s what I’m going to tell myself to keep from vomiting.
Agreed; might be insurance, might be abuse, who knows.
Glad to see the Big 12 demonstrating itself so well.
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This and the Clash are excellent things to listen to in the morning
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24-3. God continues to hate the fuck out of JV footy. Perhaps He also wants a 16-team playoff?
Um…going 19 hours into this new year…
Sobriety fucking sucks donkey balls…
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Give it a week, you’ll sleep better.
BTW, tomorrow will be the worst. Make plans, keep yourself busy, you’ll be good.
Look at it another way. It’s LIFE that sucks, you’re just more aware of it now.
Benadryl helps with opiate withdrawal, too. That itchy feeling really is the fucking worst. Woodhouse ain’t kidding.
I’m going running tomorrow morning…then tomorrow afternoon…then tomorrow night.
Basically beat the hell out of myself, in between watching videos on the old idiot box.
Its the fucking mental game. The boredom I always end up struggling with. I guarantee the one thing I won’t be able to break is cigs. The booze and the pills I am not worried about.
I would punt a fucking baby for a goddamn cig right now.
the gum works
Maybe break them down and take them on one or two at a time. Booze and pills now, cigs later.
Steve Smith, however, would encourage you in your baby-punting inclinations.
RIP 2012 Chuck Brown, Godfather of Go Go
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“I hate rubber…s”
You know you like it
I do…God help me, I do.
Treadwell, he good.
Welp folkses, I am off to watch either The Americans or Deadwood. Maybe some of each.
I discovered today that I canz stream dat shit on my Smart TV and don’t have to watch on the ‘puter.
I am 21st century and shit.
I could watch Kerri Russell’s legs all day, but I kiinda gave up on season two because it got boring. I know they’re not gonna get caught anytime soon, need something else for tension.
HERESY
Fine, I confess, I could also watch any other part of her all day!
As I told the Hippo…they had me at Keri Russell in the short blonde wig in the very first scene.
Implied fellatio was merely a bonus.
BAD GIRL!!! OFF THE FURNITURE!!!
Someone is hankering for a spankering!
Oh goddamn you.
I’m trying to go watch mainstream TeeVee and you are luring me to the porn.
I MEAN i DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS OR WHAT SHE DOES!!!!!
fuck…I give up
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2nd and 27? NFL BLITZ!
http://www.designscene.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/W-Magazine-New-Royals-07-620×621.jpg
I don’t have the same interest as most here, but this chick is kinda scary looking.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/c4e4bfa91dda0c234c03f48b49bc2edd/tumblr_nzzawpce1S1r8k679o1_250.gif
I must concur
Why is she wearing her grandpa’s dentures?
Easy now; to each their own.
*Except for Fek.
Switched over to PBS to watch Sherlock Holmes.
I’m a cultured motherfucker.
Actually that is some good shit right there, Mr.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/73f48bf3d6e5733ee1ce97fe11b7799d/tumblr_n3xzpi0xKk1rn2utdo1_540.jpg
Are there new ones?
Looks like it. No date but it’s not one I’ve seen before and I think I saw all of the series. Same crew from the newer Cumberbatch one.
There is a Christmas special, no Season 4 until 2017, I believe.
One of my favourite gingers
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Alyson_991fe6_1022642.gif
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Last year, during the Championship game, I got to show my friend all the Key and Peele East/West Bowl intros. It was good times.
“Dan Smith…BYU”
I have been playing tennis ball soccer with a beagle for an hour and it is SO MUCH FUN
Are you at least winning?
When you play tennis ball with a beagle everyone wins.
participation trophies ,, smgdh
So….the Beagle is up 3-0 then. Insurmountable.
Just finished rewatching L.A. Confidential rather than continuing to suffer through bowl season. Kim Basinger trumps the redhead in that film every time.
I’d pay to watch Kim Basinger trump a redhead.
No…wait. Trib….sorry folks…I meant trib.
So is there going to be a single competitive bowl game today?
There should be a game called the “Competitive Bowl” and they just give it to the two most similar teams.
No discussion of redheads, or boobs incidentally, can be considered complete without this lovely lass.
There are a few Gingers to be spotted on the Sexy Friday post.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/ee4389d8260018b85ea8bbd4cb4b7564/tumblr_npodo9DpxE1rbxvpio2_1280.jpg
I’m honestly not sure where to look to avoid getting slapped.
at the thermostat.
Well…that is one way to kill your wide receiver…
No such thing as too many redheads!
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aBQE83x_460s.jpg
‘Faye Reagan’ really knows how to work the shaft!
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a pearl necklace, even back then
I’ve no idea who that is.
No really…stop looking at me that way.
It’s Nicole Harris, of course.
Yes…I KNEW THAT.
And her friend Lexi Belle is….I MEAN I DUNNO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!
If this guy’s name wasn’t enough to indict him, this entire article is.
http://thehundreds.com/porncousin/
That is…..disturbing.
So I’m just following the crowd on teh redhead thing…feel free to cry foul if it overwhelms. Otherwise…
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/sexy-redhead-ariel-atelier-32.jpg
Found a pic of the lamest, most pathetic, New Years party I went to…
Well…kind of was forced to go…
http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/aircraft-carrier-61.jpg
Is that a gigantic bell on the ceiling?
And part II of the question….did it by chance fall and kill and/or injure multiples of peoples?
I don’t remember what that thing was. I think it was just some lame decoration a couple of airdales made.
Wow, I knew those dogs were smart, but holy fuck!!!!
http://www.stone-ridge-airedales.com/airedale.jpg
The airdales were usually the ones that would accidentally walk off the end of the boat or get sucked into an engine.
They were not very bright in my experience.
FAT PUNTER alert!
I’m sure their politics are noxious, but fuck me, the Johnny Reb cheerleaders are OUTSTANDING
Politics, schmolitics.
Can’t wait for Oklahoma State to continue to shit the collective peckers of the Big 12!
Not so fast!
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God Bless Karen BabyVamp Page.
Indeed.
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Someone punch the toolbag screaming “Heisman”…
Ok. Chorizo and beer in the pressure cooker was a bad idea (they exploded). A bad idea unless you are willing to:
Skim off most of the floating fat.
Boil off most of the liquid (beer).
And then assemble CHORIZO MUTHAFUCKIN’ TACOS!!!!11!! WOOOO!!!1!
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That Live Mas scholarship is really paying off.
Id have thought 5 minutes was not long enough for boiling or explosions.
My electric pressure cooker’s timer doesn’t start until it reaches the pressure selected (medium in this case). Also I didn’t release the pressure when the beeper went of (I was mixing a drink), I just let it stew on “keep warm” mode for a while. So the chorizo were cooking/on the heat for quite a while. CHORIZO MUTHAFUCKIN’ TACOS!
SHIT! Anyone have the number for SyFy?! I’m gonna pitch a two-hour teevee movie to those idiots featuring the Tarantasaurus Rex, and have it set during bowl season! We ALL gon drank they buy this shit!
Wow Stanford…way to be rich dicks…
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I’ve built up an excellent store of willpower, which I will start depleting tomorrow. As such, there’s no reason not to open another bottle of cava tonight and finish off the empanadas.
Funny, I use my willpower in the exact opposite manner, to open second bottles of, well, anything, and finish all the food nearby, and all sorts of other contrary uses….
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Just a friendly reminder from Northrup Grumman to elected officials everywhere who really signs the checks!
If anyone wants the simplified version of my rant, go here:
https://represent.us/action/theproblem-4/
RALLY TIME
2 onsides kicks and they right back in this mofo
OK! Drawing is done, Victory Whiskey poured, and I can see by some of these comments ignoring this example of “football” was not an unwise decision. All in all, Day One of 2016 was Not Awful, so we’re already a leg up on 2015!
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I do not care if it’s a photoshop:
http://i.imgur.com/4xve67r.jpg
Agreed…no fucks given.
Trebled.
Hey hot red head!!!
http://img.memecdn.com/Pretty-Redhead-with-Oh-wait_c_141748.webp
wait…shit…she is a nazis…
http://img.memecdn.com/Pretty-Redhead-with-Oh-wait_o_141748.jpg
That’s so B1G.