They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron throw a back-breaking interception? Will Marvin Lewis waste his last challenge early? Will Antonio Brown catch 25 passes? Will THE BEN harf his way into the Divisional round? As anyone who read the DFO -Money Comes In this week can attest, I only care about these outcomes for my one remaining fantasy team. The Hank Scorpios need Antonio Brown and THE BEN to lay out a clobberin’ on the Ben-Gals. Sorry, Vontaze Me Bro!
The fun starts at 7:15 DFO time on CBS, take it away boys!
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And Brown is also dead.
There’s the late flag I was expecting. . .
And there is the game…on a flag…
National Flag League
Maybe in the freezing rain you should move the line a bit
THAT WOULD BE TOTES COOL BUT YOU HAVE NO TIME AND BEN IS GROSS
yeah, don’t cover their top receiver bengals….
Marvin gonna get shot in the face if they lose, right?
Marvin Lewis tells his team to keep an eye out for the hook and ladder.
We replaced Todd Haley with Andy Reid.
Let’s see if anyone notices.
That tackle by Michael Johnson was huuuuuuge
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02085/michael-johnson_2085375i.jpg
Holy shit what a tackle
My son is now urging the Bengals to put an arm bar on Ben on the way down.
I’ve never been more proud.
Why are the DBs playing so deep? The Ben can’t throw beyond 10 yards
He’s become Peyton Manning?
HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF-HARF
If a girl says “Hey, I gotta take a time out” and you haven’t been fucking for the last half hour, she’s not that into it.
Or maybe she’s a Gelgamek.
Clearly you’ve never gone to the bathroom with Ben
All those in favor of drunk Zymm, raise you hand.
Yup.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1911eDqgH1rp4lezo1_400.gif
Bail out flag? Bail out flag.
Upon further review, that was a dirty hit that might cost them the game
Da fuq. An’t wait for a Toussaint to fuck over white people.
Damn you. I was trying to find a way to make that joke for the last 3 1/2 hours!
There it is- nice job
I can’t say I’m haitian this comment.
I only wish I didn’t have a typo.
Cheap booze rxxxxxssss
This dink and dunk offense should help them score and use a good 4 or 5 minutes of clock.
They have to know he can’t throw, right? Why are they giving ground?
What the actual fuck.
My son, just now “I just don’t get how this entire stadium is looking down at a man who’s committed rape and cheering for him.”
Me: “They’re not but only because this is Cincinnati and Ben plays for Pittsburgh.”
Man I hate the NFL.
I bet Landry asked Ben to come in.
Better odds than that girl asking him to come into the bathroom with her.
Lazerface-approved!
My picture looks like a buffering AOL video on Directv – anyone else having problems?
In case there was doubt, THE BEN at 40% > Landry Jones at all the percents
Don’t be calm, be erect and sad.
No, that’s at 2 AM when everyone else has gone to bed.
These fuckwits are cutting into my Deadwood binge watch time.
Just saying.
Hugs to all the Steelerish brethern.
Love ya Dok.
Honestly, no one deserved to win this brownstreak.
So the question is: are the playoff Bengals the Browns?
Recovering dude needed to run with that shit
The did run the ball JEEM!
Guys,
This is not the [*Redacted] s game. I have no emotional stake in this game. I’m drunk, and therefore still give a shit. THOSE BASTARDS.
Yes! I TOO DRINK TO FEEL
Oh God. Not this way.
Still room on the Bills bandwagon. Artisan-crafted heartbreak a specialty
This has been the worst overall played football I have seen in a long time, by everyone but the Chefs, led of course by ANDY REID AND ALEX SMITH.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kA_l-tSRvPI/UG1oN_h4EUI/AAAAAAAAAso/DKCv79C1LUc/s320/i-feel-like-im-taking-crazy-pills.gif
It’s Thursday Night Football, Saturday Edition!
I don’t get how people are questioning if Dalton should be replaced by McCarron. AJ’s throws have been very inaccurate.
We like intrigue and don’t like gingers.
Every time I see Jeb Bush in a debate, I expect him to just blow up like this on Trump.
Why didnt they take a knee 3 times and kick a FG?
Marvin Lewis happened.
You’ve come to far to derp!
“Mike Carey no doubt about that right?”
/cuts to commercial while Mike Carey huffs paint.
Football and refereeing by imbeciles.
Ugh. I hate this game.
EMBRACE THE HEARTBURN!
I want to see the scene at Vontaze’s house right now, fuck the Ben is coming in.
FUCK THIS GAME
Holy Bengals, Batman!
http://i.imgur.com/QAdowYg.gifv
He who derps last, derps best.
Nobody wants to win this game.
Someone call Cleveland, they may have some competition coming…
Bungles!
‘Was he down?”
Jeez Jim, I’m not sure. He caught the ball, the WR hit him, he landed on the ground, the WR landed on him; I’m really not sure.
But hey, thanks for trying.
AJ McCarron is now the third best Bengals QB evar behind Phil Simms and Ken Anderson.
Um, do you mean Boomer instead of Pheeeeel?
You mean Boomer Essaissen?
They’re not the same person?
They’re the same dude. Phil is Boomer with a fake Kentucky accent. #NobodyTalksLikeThat