csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…
Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!
Chris: “Just know that, if the D doesn’t hold, Wilson had played an amazing game!”
Kneel it three times, then kick it.
THIS
Oh god, if Minnesota misses a chipshot FG, this will be perfect.
Couldn’t give a rat’s ass about a Vikes win, but would love to see Seattle lose.
Yuuup. I second this.
run, run, run, portly bitchy gal from Facts of Life (h/t WBS) and SKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’ve got this.
LMFAO….thought that comment went unnoticed.
That was a waste of a timeout
KYLE RUDOLPH DOES A THING
What’s FG range in this weather? How close are they? Are they there?
Based on Walsh’s previous makes, they’re there.
Walsh has already kicked a 47-yarder, so they’re there.
Are they actually going to do this?
AHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA, HO-HO-HO-HO
Holy Bananas! We’ve got a game!
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s see if the Vikings can Bengal this!!!
Truthfully, I’d like it much more of the Seahawks Bengal’d this.
They finally found the tight end
Seriously hate SEA’s secondary. That team lives on those DBs challenging refs to throw a flag every play — and when the flag gets thrown, here comes the krokodyl tears.
Bullshit call
Ooh, I hope this game ends up decided by penalties!
That is blasphemy. The officiating in the NFL is pristine
I’ll hold you to this at the end of the next game.
Bleergh thrives in the cold.
Hail Bleergh!
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name?
She strikes me as the woman who gets down on all fours, spreads her ass, and demands you stick it in her brown eye.
A tonne of time left here.
Piece that SKOL back together!!
C’mon TeddyCeption!
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I appreciate you.
You’re cheering for the wrong team, but your .gifs make up for it
Never seen this show, do they even pretend it’s about anything other that jiggles? I’m not complaining, mind you.
I wonder if she ever Beat Bobby Flay?
So perky AP wants to take an electrical cord to them
Twice the Seattle offense failed to close out
So is this like New Year’s Rockin’ Eve but this time we’re waiting for the ball to go up to 0°?
Holding on Seattle
Quality hold there.
Fiancee is watching Karate Kid. Might be better than the game
I’d like to see salt thrown in Wilson’s eyes and see if he can rely on his underwater pool training to beat MIN.
Dammit Hippo, now I’m playing Mad Season again and wishing Layne Staley wasn’t dead and I maintain its your fault.
Mhm. I’m sitting on the angry chair.
I’m drunk, listening to Mad Season, and see a picture of Milk & Cheese. Fuck me, I’m back in 1996 again!
But Al, if the Vikings call a timeout with just a second or two before the two minute warning, it means the Seahawks can pass on third down without negative repurcussions for an incomplete pass, since the clock would be stopping anyways.
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Ride Along 2: Unnecessary Sequel: The Sequeling
TV shows Irvin standing with his arms crossed, celebrating a hit.
“And KJ Wright got through there….
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So Wilson has just been amazing this 4th quarter!”
DID I NOT TELL YOU TO TAKE THE UNDER?
/loves being right 10% of the time
And no way Seattle covers!
With how horrible the Hawks O-line is, the Vikings will have a chance to kick a field goal to win in a minute or so.
We’re getting close to kickoff in unscenic Landover. I’m nervous. Maybe I should switch to martinis.
Have the bleach on standby.
That means you have gin or vodka. Just go with those instead of taking the effort of making a drink
I am well into the process of preparing to watch the Packers lose.
This is that rarest of games where both team’s fans are expecting a loss. Though that’s probably just me. Other [*Redacted] s fans are usually freakishly optimistic.
I’m about a quart of iced tea away from straight vodka. I say go for it.
If you could throw some gin this way I’ll make you an awesome Gibson.
Oooh, that would be pretty excellent
I watched my comment become redundant as it was loading. It was weird. Didn’t realize I could get new comments while mine hung in loading.
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She could be baking dogshit, and I would not care.
Those boobs are making me hungry.
Miss any derp on my way home?
ALL THE DERP
My TIVO shit the bed, but that’s on YouTube tv, so it has no footy impact.
Google “Adrian Peterson”.
What the shit was that, Lockette? Run in a straight line you ignoramus!
Oh goddamn it.
I am amazed by how spectacularly anticlimactic this finish is turning out to be.
Welcome to my sex life.
Seattle wins they play the Panthers, yes?
Correct
Yup.
Yep they are the 6th seed
Yep.
Have you got your politically incorrect headdress on yet?
Nah, I just got a knit hat. With a pom-pom. And it’s too warm in here for that.
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I’d be shocked that no one has photoshopped a dude going backdoor on her in this.
They had to Photoshop him out.
AP 20 carries, 36 yards, fumble.
Leasty.
Regular Season Champion, Adrian Peterson
yup.
And benched
His kid is at home in the whuppin room with a switch just waitin for him. Dem Nutz is going to be the colour of them uniforms.
THIS IS THE SILVER LINING BECAUSE FUCK HIM WITH A RUSTY DILDO.
/actually, he and JJ Watt can go ass-to-ass, Requiem for a Dream-style
Cris: Tucking it in behind.
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Pendejo!
/somebody had to say it.
Where is Lynch today? Wasn’t he gonna play?
Did not make the trip. Not much story yet why
Beef Moe’s grillz freeze up in that weather.
Abdomen issues.
He’s supposed to be there so he don’t get fined.
He’s out. Lynch is quite a strange fruit, don’t you think?
Official story: He decided on Thursday he wasn’t healthy enough to play.
Unofficial story: Management really don’t like him and told him he’s not healthy enough to stay and that he can’t even fly with the team to Minnesota
I thought he was working on a Twin Peaks reboot.
Oh…THAT Lynch.