csb/ When I was at university I would go back home for holidays, spring break and the summer and sling milk for my dad so that I could have spending money. Pere had the expectation that when I was finished schooling I would join him in the business. One morning during Xmas break I was on my way to make a delivery at a grocery store and the announcer on the radio said, “Congratulations folks, today [insert hometown] is the coldest place in Canada!” Shortly thereafter I decided that the cow liquid business was not for me…
Sea @ Min: TAKE THE UNDER! The Weather Network tells me that by game time it’ll be 1 degree but will feel like -11. This would be a good spot for Peyton because he’s accustomed to not having any feelings in his fingers. But this is the NFL and we can’t have nice things. Sigh. Pundits (that have completely forgotten that Minny has been a dome team for 32 of the last 34 years) think that this will give the Vikes an advantage. Coping with the weather? No. Given these D’s I wouldn’t think that this was going to be a high-scoring game under any circumstance. Seattle did blow the Vikes balls off in wk. 13 but the former was cracking on all 24 cylinders and the latter was missing a couple of safeties, LB Barr and DT Joseph. I give Minny a puncher’s chance here-they’ve got to win the turnover and special teams games. That said, I’m making Seahawks Tyler Lockett my game MVP. Now, START YOUR TYPING FINGERS!
“It’s against the rules to hug receivers???”
Not according to Aaron Rodgers.
Peterson bout to start whipping’em.
That is, hands down, the whitest high school championship team I have ever seen.
Gotta say the “music selections that we’re only going to use up to when we’d have to pay royalties” have at least been silly. There was a Snowmiser in there and now Let It Go.
Why was the outro music a metal version of the intro to “Let It Go”? You don’t think parents and teachers have heard enough of that shit already by now??
My brother-in-law said at his kid’s last talent show someone did a version in Hindi.
I think it would be a nice change of pace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfG6VKnjrVw
Ref put no effort into throwing that flag
“No one talks about the plethora of weak-armed refs.”
-Alex Smith
Yeah, I’m gonna be distracted playing with my new technology for the rest of this game.
Too many Hitachi jokes.
So did you get the single zone or spring for the dual?
rechargeable batteries?
Ah, I see Seattle is going for “traditional derptitude”.
PHRASING
That’s terrible protection.
-Matt Kalil
“But they were cheap!”
— Anotnio Cromartie
Aaron Rodgers wishes more teams would rush him from behind.
CHARMPLOSION
Part duex
Afternoon all. Has anyone said INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD yet?
You’re the first. Have some ice cream.
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/992/740/arthurjones_original.gif?1375208775
So, how many of you are still upholding your New Years Resolutions?
my what?
I read in my high school yearbook, “never change,” and I have held fast to that.
If I work out today, I will be faithful. Odds are not great.
I resolved 9-10 years ago to stop making NYRs, and it has held.
Well, I’m supposed to eat healthier.
/burps up a little breakfast taco
Not doing so well with it.
I resolved to still not do heroin and I’m still going strong.
/it’s all about attainable goals
My resolution is same as last year’s: 1920×1080
I imagine somewhere down the line Wilson just going to be like Pedro Cerrano and tell his god to fuck off, he’s doing this himself.
Goodell should be stripped nude and forced to walk to the airport.
Goodell should be stripped nude, drenched in lemon juice and pushed into a sticker bush.
There, Fixed it for you.
Get it? “Freeze Frame”? Oh, NBC, you crack me up.
Oh shit! My Bedjet is here! I spend too much money on Kickstarter and it is totally worth it.
Now your body will be kept at optimal temperature each night when you sleep! WHAT A WORLD!
Dude, there’s a learning circadian rythem mode. Also, my fancy-ass LED bulbs are totally in [*Redacted] s colors right now.
FUCK YOU Al, the Shite are NOT one of the premier teams in the goddamned League.
This season, it’s a stretch to say that about United, even.
This lead is more surmountable than Ciara
If this score holds, this is comment of the week.
So the consensus is insurmountable lead. Wooooooooooo checked out, drinking vodka, and YouTube until I see different!
You do have the power to make this more entertaining though…
Shit! I forgot! Lemme kill my vodka and monster energy (hooray random fridge finds) and get on it.
Fuckin copycat.
You and me? Same wavelength.
Only I don’t seem to have powers to change the existence of matter and such.
But that would be really cool if I did.
I managed it once. Let’s see how my next attempt goes.
Wait a half an hour until I get home from work and can properly enjoy the derp.
That kick still doesn’t make up for 1998, though.
Too soon, too soon.
Shit, Blair Walsh be good.
Viking with girl’s name > SeaTruther with girl’s name
Yep, insurmountable lead.
Insurmountable 6-0 lead!
INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD!
Insurmountable lead?
Insurmountable lead.
Vikings o-line gettin’ beatin’ like an Adrian stepchild.
AP got his tail whipped on that one
Rodgers looks a little rough here.
We have achieved peak Skins. You cannot Skins any harder than this.
Ugh, and that’s at Fedex too. At least it’s not someone I know.
Sez you.
Yet.
O AN HE SEXY
How did he see his balls to shave them?
How we doing boys?
So will the new stadium at least have a lid on it?
God I hope not, Seattle would probably be raping the Vikes right now indoors.
Giant glass monstrosity that the city will hate w/in 2 years. Good thing it only costs $700 million
Plus all of those dead birds!
Still not 0.0000000001% of the derp we saw last night.
There’s still time.
Weaksuace on that roughing the passer.
Nice acting, Teddy.
I get beer and the Charmslinger gets sloppy? You’re welcome.
The more you drink the sloppier he gets!
“This car will be perfect for when I’m making inappropriate advances toward the babysitter while driving her home!”
FOX music on NBC? What is going on?!
Huh, turns out I’ve really grown to dislike the Seahawks over the last couple years.
This is lining up perfectly for a Panthers/Cards NFC title game and I’m already getting a chub on just thinking about it.
/no homo
Easy
— Carson Palmer’s Knee Ligaments
Cam Newton just rolled his car thinking about your chub.
Ciara googles Teddy Bridgewater contract
“Suck it, Wilson!”
– Dennis the Menace in Fox’s upcoming gritty reboot
YoiTube channel has completely taken over my attention.
So this game gonna end 3-0, right?
yeah
God sent that interception to test Russell Wilson.
And because He just enjoys fucking with Russell Wilson.
He’s the only one who knows what it’s like to fuck Russell Wilson.
If this game was occurring next year, in that hideous new stadium, it would not nearly be as close or interesting.
CHARMDERP
Excellent
CHARMCEPTION WOOOOOO