Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
OK, time to drive off.
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I’m just going to watch that throw a few more times. If anybody needs me, I’ll be at the bottom of a bottle.
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So sad the Wilmer couldn’t play Fez into eternity.
He sucks at everything else.
But Fez is awesome.
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Mr. Blonde heading to the trunk for the gas can now….
The filming/cinematography of this scene is epic, btw.
Wow…in a week, Chris Penn will have been dead a decade.
I find that hard to accept.
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This show has some fantastic writing:
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I am intrigued and will definitely check it out.
That and Orphan Black are the resent ones I’d recommend. However I’m a weird fuck, obvs, so grain of sea salt.
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Sometimes the instinct to nest is powerful enough to result in one’s doom.
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Chemtrails personified.
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Chem shot
We made a hurricane.
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OBAMA AND HIS RENEGADE EPA AND FDA ARE KILLING US WITH THEIR HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNIST TERRORIST PLOTS TO BOMBARD US FROM THE AIR WITH THEIR CHEMTRAILS
I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP I’M A TRUE PATRIOT I LOVE AMERICA I LOVE THE CONSTITUTION IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME YOU’RE PART OF THE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY AGAINST US TRUE PATRIOTS
So, Donald Trump walked on stage yesterday to R.E.M.’s “It’s The End of the World.” All irony aside, here’s how lead singer Michael Stipe responded:
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And Stipe was not alone in his disgust. R.E.M. bassist Mike Mills had a similar response.
I’d pay good money to see Bill Berry brain him with a drum stick.
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Hue Jackson is on record as saying, “I don’t plan on having an offensive coordinator.”
I wonder if that came up during the interview, that he was, y’know, gonna be the HEAD coach, and not the Browns OC.
The biggest savings most companies can have is a reduction in the labor force.
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Dear Fitty:
I have something for you.
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oooooh….Resevoir Dogs on Sundance.
Score!!!!!
I think that was Tarantino’s masterpiece and to me every movie since then has had less to it and speaks to me less in inverse proportion to his ego and hubris.
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Cringing while laughing; one of the best scenes. Also; what a fucking cast.
Agreed on all points.
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First pencil rough of Moose’s drawing completed. This could turn out pretty cool, I think.
I am sure it will; you have some great creative talent and an eye for the sense of captivating composition.
You’re really too kind.
(And your suggestion for a sketch has really led me to find some truly weird shit in Google Image search for reference images; for instance, I found this on the first day:)
That is one of the most Canada things I have ever seen. Granted I have only been to Edmonton and its shitty surroundings, but still.
Also; no: I respect tapping into one’s creative resources and talents and appreciate how you are doing it.
Through work and life in general I have let that side of me atrophy. That is a fucking stupid thing to do.
I’m going to draw it how I see it, but you provided the basic idea, which is what I was looking for to start the whole thing. So much better than “here I drew this hope you like it.” We get the best of both worlds; you get an original drawing based on your vision, I get to create something I might not have come up with on my own. And so far, I’m having fun.
Also, it is never too late to go back to any creative pursuiit. Believe it or not, I’d taken several years off of drawing during some of the more hectic periods of my work life, and it was always a huge regret until I picked it back up again. I always recommend rekindling any creative impulse.
Yep, writing, drawing, photography, etc.
That poor Moose. And I’m talkin’ ’bout the one with the thick girl on top of it.
/wait…that might not narrow it down.
I ain’t got nuttin’ against a little thick.
But I’d put sump’in again a li’l thick.
Wow…Victoria Jackson’s stupidity isn’t an act. She really is THAT fucking stupid.
She probably has some even stupider shit she hasn’t had time to talk publicly about.
VH1 Behind the Music: Weird Al Yankovic is on right now.
I shit you not…..this really is a thing which exists.
/another one rides the bus
Hey! He’s gonna sit by YOU!!!
Eat it, eat it….don’t you make me repeat it.
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Those were… the good ol days
Those were the good ol days
Torturing rats with a hacksaw..
AND PULLING THE WINGS OFF OF FLIES
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You won’t get to me tonight.
I just finished eating two huge homemade burgers topped with onion and cheddah.
I am full.
/but that does look good….
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Oh, sweet Halle.
You look so bewildering.
Here….have a burger with onion and cheddah.
shitty recap written, can now sleep/pass out!
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DAN HAGGARTY ALSO DIED.
George RR Martin needs to stop directing 2016
Nice!
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Sweet mother of shit, stop giving me heartburn via interwebz.
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After the game it cut straight to a local news story about the little brother of a buddy of mine getting arrested for drug trafficking. Good times.
Gonna go ahead and finish the scotch because I don’t work till Tuesdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
From someone who works tomorrow
*checks watch*
Today….Booo!
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I worked today; one other was in in an office of 83.
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Fuck rodgers
Fuck matthews
Fuck peppers
Fuck nelson
Fuck all the packer fans liVing I’m Indiana
Fuck all the packers fans who root for the blackhawks.
Fuck the packers fans who won’t touch social media in the next 2 weeks.
Did I get it out of my system? Idk. Sorry for my ranting but it cannot be overstated how hate able the green bay team is.
That’s quality hate there. And I agree with every word.
give Peppers a double FUCK, that guy is a major bellend
I have no such hate for Packerserie stuff, but I enjoy your hate and that it flows through you as a river to the sea……. it gets dried up and salinized by the time it reaches Mexico
Officially on call for the next week in 5 minutes. I should drink more before right?
Fuck yeah, buddy.
Alright. Time to sleep and probably dream of cunt-originating rainbows and unicorns dancing on flipping tits.
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That was a great, special presentation of the National Forensic League.
Welp. Time for third period action in the late game.
It’s been three months already?
Sharks Stars in the second.
1-0 Flames over Oilers.
Goodnight you princes and princesses of Dick Jokes, you kings and queens of DFO.
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Now it’s time to hate watch the Cippers.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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I guess they won’t bother to unplug Dom Capers.
I trust that no one really wants to see Cam Newton eliminated. Not even Seahawks fans.
3/5 maybe.
/RAISES HAND
Man, how do you even gameplan for a shovel pass? Unbelievable. What an ending.
I poured more whiskey thinking the OT would be longer.
Yeah. That ended well.
Nobody liked my Fassbender joke before.
Chug?
Nah. Sip quickly and enjoy the company of whoever doesn’t go to sleep.
G’night!
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Oh well. ‘Blue Bloods’ is still on.
same as fuck
but I’m going to pour even more knowing the game’s over
That finish was something. Goodnight you beautiful people, see you sometime in the middle of the early game, hopefully.
Good sleeps!
Adios, Midweek Deity. Prepare for many HARFS tomorrow.
Please let Seattle beat Carolina tomorrow. Seahawks @ Cardinals would make a great conference championship game.
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Fuck that.
Imma go to sleep happy. Then I’ll wake up, remember this game, reinforce it by touching myself a bit, and wake up happy.
Best of nights, all.
This won’t bring your [*Redacted] s back!
Depends on how hard she touches herself I gue…
Oh, the football team! Got it. Never mind.
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Me too…though likely in a different order.
Towel between legs making a sawing motion; YEAH!
I’ll be in my bunk…
Cue The Divinyls.
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