Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!
Well I did it… I was able to cover up all the joy of watching the pack lose… GF is still not a happy camper though.
Holy shit. Fell asleep in Q2. Woke up to see the shovel pass. Holy fucking shit.
Well, I just don’t know anymore…
I know that NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY TEAM but I’m in a big play league that runs through the Super Bowl. I have Fitzgerald. I’m both happy AND sad.
So glad I tuned in halfway through the fourth quarter. What a shitshow. See you beautiful bastards tomorrow for more varying levels of competence.
Player, coach AND referee.
That game something-fucking-else
I can’t quit you, football.
I’m actually really happy they gave that run to Fitz.
That OT was shorter than I thought it was going to be.
“I feel so bad for Clay Matthews” said no one ever.
Don’t forget ditzy female bandwagon fa s who think he’s the hottest thing on two legs.
“”OMG HIS DAD PLAYED IN THE NFL LOL”
Dammit…no tit flipping I guess.
In each life some rain must fall
All the hugs to Fitzy. Sucks to you, not Fitzy!
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, starships on fire off the belt of Orion, I’ve seen C-Beams glitter in the dark outside the Tannehauser Gate… but nothing…. nothing like this shit, man.
‘Twas a short overtime, just like the bus all these coaches rode today.
FUCK YOU IN YOUR MOOBS FOR BLOWING THE PUSH, ARIANS
Of course this game ends on a shovel pass. Of course it does.
Well, I’m spent.
WHAT DID I JUST SEE
Well that was interesting
Welp.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“They are not going to let Fitzgerald beat them”
Next play: Fitty rushing TD
WHY FLIP A COIN WHEN YOU CAN FLIP A BALL?
http://56.media.tumblr.com/215861570e490e43b54efcec46f96bdd/tumblr_nsjxloUUFh1ubfgh6o1_1280.jpg
Dick’s thinking “I bet she’s into butt stuff”
FITTYDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! BALLGAME!!!!!!!!
Oh man!
YES YES YES WIN WIN YEAHHHHH
DIX FLYING AT FITZGERALD!
I’ll forever refer to this game as the Shenanigans Bowl.
Oh god, that would have been brilliant if Fitz had scored the TD.
Here comes that fumble on the four…
handoffs, motherfucker. CALL THEM
The jump pass is real, folks
“Let’s see what Larry Fitzgerald did to get free”
(Fitzgerald jogs across the field)
“GENIUS!!!!”
FITZPLOSION!!!
Oh hello Larry
Lawrence Fitzgerald tryn to be all badass and shit.
Palmer pick in 3…2…1…
I’ve got to get back into the Highland Park. Nothing else will do tonight.
My gob. This fucking game.
Welp
FITZY.
If the Cardinals don’t win I will flip my tits. ON THE FIRST TRY EVEN.
Video or it didn’t happen.
I’m kinda wondering what the “flipping of tits” entails, actually.
Yeah I’ma need to see some proof on this one.
Holy shit.
FML
FITTY YOU MAGNIFICENT SONOFABITCH!
THIS FUCKING GAME
Wooooooooooooooooooo!
Just like the old gypsy woman said!
WHAT IN THE FUCK
WHAT IS GOING ON?