Your “Run, Olivia Munn-It’s A Trap!” NFC Division Semi-Final Open Thread

Why is it that QB Palmer can’t have nice things? He was imprisoned in Cincy then renaissance-ed in Arizony then season-injured. Now he’s having a career year and I can’t help but feel it will all come tumbling down. Was his dad a preacher in the Church of God With Signs Following? Is that why he’s snake-bitten? One thing though, the Pack better not blitz him much. Against pressure he has an 84 QBR, a 9.4 yds. per throw average and a 65% completion rate. What he also has over his entire career is not a one playoff victory. Zona LB Okafor is done for the season with some sort of toe injury that no one wants to talk about. No doubt it was fireworks. I’ve got a sixth sense about these things. RB Johnson was held in check the last time these teams met (wk. 16) but as my wife says, “you can’t hold a man-beast down for long”. I think she was yakking about one of her countless exes but what do I know? Stupid, ineffectual QB Rodgers has recently been replaced by superstar Rodgers-which one will show up today? Remember the 51-45 score-fest that happened a way back in ’09? I’d love to see that sort of game again. That particular game you had to race to the bathroom during ads to ensure that you didn’t miss a score. START TYPING YOU SCAMPS!

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Duchess

Well I did it… I was able to cover up all the joy of watching the pack lose… GF is still not a happy camper though.

The Maestro

Holy shit. Fell asleep in Q2. Woke up to see the shovel pass. Holy fucking shit.

Beerguyrob

Well, I just don’t know anymore…

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I know that NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY TEAM but I’m in a big play league that runs through the Super Bowl. I have Fitzgerald. I’m both happy AND sad.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So glad I tuned in halfway through the fourth quarter. What a shitshow. See you beautiful bastards tomorrow for more varying levels of competence.

Beerguyrob

Player, coach AND referee.

Moonbatting Average

That game something-fucking-else

Dick E. Phuck

I can’t quit you, football.

ThePirateSloth

I’m actually really happy they gave that run to Fitz.

Sharkbait

That OT was shorter than I thought it was going to be.

Horatio Cornblower

“I feel so bad for Clay Matthews” said no one ever.

Brocky

Don’t forget ditzy female bandwagon fa s who think he’s the hottest thing on two legs.

“”OMG HIS DAD PLAYED IN THE NFL LOL”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dammit…no tit flipping I guess.

King Hippo

In each life some rain must fall

Doktor Zymm

All the hugs to Fitzy. Sucks to you, not Fitzy!

John Difool

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, starships on fire off the belt of Orion, I’ve seen C-Beams glitter in the dark outside the Tannehauser Gate… but nothing…. nothing like this shit, man.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

‘Twas a short overtime, just like the bus all these coaches rode today.

King Hippo

FUCK YOU IN YOUR MOOBS FOR BLOWING THE PUSH, ARIANS

WCS

Of course this game ends on a shovel pass. Of course it does.

makeitsnowondem

Well, I’m spent.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

WHAT DID I JUST SEE

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

comment image

Well that was interesting

Shogun Marcus

Welp.

Moonbatting Average

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“They are not going to let Fitzgerald beat them”
Next play: Fitty rushing TD

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WHY FLIP A COIN WHEN YOU CAN FLIP A BALL?

Horatio Cornblower

Dick’s thinking “I bet she’s into butt stuff”

ThursdaySkyGoddess

FITTYDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! BALLGAME!!!!!!!!

Col. Duke LaCross

Oh man!

Doktor Zymm

YES YES YES WIN WIN YEAHHHHH

Sharkbait

DIX FLYING AT FITZGERALD!

blackroseMD1

I’ll forever refer to this game as the Shenanigans Bowl.

hippofant

Oh god, that would have been brilliant if Fitz had scored the TD.

WCS

Here comes that fumble on the four…

King Hippo

handoffs, motherfucker. CALL THEM

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The jump pass is real, folks

Horatio Cornblower

“Let’s see what Larry Fitzgerald did to get free”

(Fitzgerald jogs across the field)

“GENIUS!!!!”

Fronkenshteen

FITZPLOSION!!!

Moonbatting Average

Oh hello Larry

theeWeeBabySeamus

Lawrence Fitzgerald tryn to be all badass and shit.

Sharkbait

Palmer pick in 3…2…1…

makeitsnowondem

I’ve got to get back into the Highland Park. Nothing else will do tonight.

Horatio Cornblower

My gob. This fucking game.

John Difool

Welp

Doktor Zymm

FITZY.
If the Cardinals don’t win I will flip my tits. ON THE FIRST TRY EVEN.

WCS

Video or it didn’t happen.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m kinda wondering what the “flipping of tits” entails, actually.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah I’ma need to see some proof on this one.

entropy

Holy shit.

Badger

FML

Col. Duke LaCross

FITTY YOU MAGNIFICENT SONOFABITCH!

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THIS FUCKING GAME

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Wooooooooooooooooooo!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just like the old gypsy woman said!

WCS

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Sharkbait

WHAT IS GOING ON?