Although Peyton can’t feel his fingers Ben has one-upped him and doesn’t feel his shoulder, empathy or many other complex emotions. The Broncs starting QB has a gorgeous 9-17 TD/INT ratio that places him right up there with the likes of Vince Young and Pedo Sanchez as the worst fellas to ever start a playoff game. At this point if I was a Denver fan I’d be somewhat comfortable starting the questionable Bark Rottweiler, who did quite well in emergency service. Did I mention that Pitt was “Dead Paul McCartney’ed”? (Pete Carroll’s verb, not mine) They are a very special team in that they don’t have either their leading rusher or receiver available for the game. WR Brown was off the field for only 4% of Steelers plays this year but they scored 6 TD’s on those very same plays. All the Steelers have to do to replicate that success is to be in “and goal” down situations most of the game. EAZY PEEZY! [pulls up a chair for you, looks at you with serious face] We need Denver to win this-they have a much better chance to beat the Pats than does the crippled folks from Pitt. You done well, yinzers but it’s time now to act for the greater good. TYPE AWAY GEAR BOXES!
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/492844-dysfunctional-family-circus#media-title
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/492/844/d00.gif
Um football is a full time job for all professionals
COME ON SAFETY!
Wade Phillips just died.
JUST KICK THE BALL DUMBASS
This is the inverse of the Palmer thing. PeyPey showed up ready and focused, and every. single. one. of his teammates is choking major cock.
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He hasn’t thrown a spiral in his last ten attempts. His ball has more wobbles in it than Neptune’s orbit.
/waits patiently for Neil deGrasse Tyson to correct him about which planet has the biggest wobble in its orbit.
Go screw, Boss Todd!
Just gave my son $20 to go out with. He promised to keep me alive extra long in the nursing home.
I hate that kid.
$20? Where’s he going? Church?
12-pack of condoms and some Altoids? They’re Curiously Strong!
He’s certainly DFO material.
I need to pick out the one who will be liberal with the morphine bottle.
I haven’t seen a horse get hit that hard since Sarah Jessica Parker and Sex and the City
Niiiice.
Does the AFC championship game even need to be played?
The NFC championship is the Super Bowl.
Awesome! It’s the Eighties and Nineties all over again
Why yes, let’s mock a peaceful lifestyle consisting of people who shun attention…brilliant!
No pressure at all.
Manning is throwing nothing but knuckleballs out there. I don’t have a dog in this fight so some Broncos fan tell me why Osweiler shouldn’t be in there right now.
Well, I mean, the wideouts are dropping quite a few passes
Nope It’s the wind. Not a QB who as benched half the season. Definitely not that.
Especially one that can’t feel his hands
I kind of want to play Saints Row IV again. Is Gat Out of Hell worth it?
I’ve only played about 4 hours of Gat out of Hell, but I’ve enjoyed it so far.
I love that one.
fuck you catchmen
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Tee hee!
Wow, is this Klwe would be a better choice game?
Stillers punter is Donks’ MVP.
ALL THIS FUCKING GUY DOES IS PUNT WHAT THE FUCK
shit
Was Kubiak just reading the Sunday comics?
He loves him some Family Circus.
Matt “Waste Of” Spaeth, everybody!
FUCK. EVERYTHING.
Oh good 60 Minutes is next, just enough time to find a new onion for my belt.
Sorry about your dementia.
GET OUTTA MY YARD!!!!
Giving the Steelers the middle the field… its like Lovie Smith is running this defense
Peyton just threw a dead duck there.
Why, CJ
Over/under on brock coming in for the 2nd half?
His teammates seem to be doing everything they can to make that a reality.
What was PHEEL just yammering about?
When it comes to Phil Simms, I’m just like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuPYXfVUQHw
Let this be a lesson – NEVAR believe in ANYTHING, kids. You will only be let down.
I wonder how much this guy got paid
Sill would pay her.
EVERYTHING I OWN
I’d work for free
Get out of my brain asshole.
i assume that is an unpaid internship.
Has anyone commented on Cromartie getting the snip and yet still having twins? His sperm is ninjalike.
Assuming it’s his.
Sounds like a job for Maury.
Ehhhhhh… I heard a bunch of “you got cucked, bro” jokes elsewhere on the internet…
If I was him I’d have it reversed and just go nuts spawning my own private child army.
It’s only 99.99% effective.
It’s a shame about the rapeyness because THE BEN really is a phenomenal QB.
I blame it on the head injury from falling off his motorcycle
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln how did you like the play?
One and done! One and done! One and done!
WTF kinda coverage wuz dat?
It was the rarely seen “fuck it” coverage.
I feel kinda bad that I don’t care about the outcome of this game. It’s like seeing two guys fighting for place in line to sign up as a Kamikaze pilot.
http://metamathics.org/denny/fuck_this_shit.jpeg
Boss Todd’s halftime pep talk:
That was…less than outstanding defense.
Heyward Bey can catch? Colour me surprised.
OUR WIRELESS NETWORK IS BETTER THAN YOUR WIRELESS NETWORK, ASSHOLE
So…what’s everybody eating tonight?
I know Hippo’s answer is anxiety, and maybe shame depending on the outcome of the Donks’/Stillers.
I got ribs, collards, pintos, and cornbread.
Redneck fucking heaven, y’all.
Home made red sauce. I got some cherrystone clams I’m going to heat up in the sauce and have some pasta.
Gyoza overload.
http://bento.com/rp/500/500-ike-gyoza4.jpg
You can never have too much gyoza.
I got beef/lamb gryos to make.
ooooh…nice
https://www.blueapron.com/recipes/lamb-gyros-with-roasted-cauliflower-salad-cucumber-yogurt-sauce
I had a cheap truck stop burrito, but my Chinese menu is calling me like a buxom redhead.
Yeah Daddy…
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Dry-aged ribeyes waiting for the grill.
ooooh…also nice.
Woooo! Ice Giants score!
boooooooooooooooo
God dammit
all the team’s worst tendencies, amplified
“Good play by the defense there.”
The WR dropped it.
fucking Sanders, that’s -3 points
fucking shit
They just audibled “Haley” and it was a long bomb
Should have been Daisy.