I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you think that as of [checks pocket watch] 3:32 EST I know who won the AFC thingy?) Rivera and Arians both deserve all the kudos for taking formerly moribund programs to the top. And it just seems like it’s the NFC’s year this year, doesn’t it?
Stats Time: Them Panthers led the league in scoring and the Cards were second. If the Cards depend on the blitz to bring pressure they are fooked. QB Newton completes 59% of his passes, has an 80.4 QBR and has a ridiculous 80.4 QBR when the other team brings the house. As far as rushing is concerned, the Panthers attack as a team averages 4.1 yards per carry. GOSTKOWSKI SUCKS! (just saw the missed extra point)
Okay down to brass tacks (whatever that means) I sorta lucked out last week by identifying DT Short as a difference-maker. This reminds me-GM of the Panthers Gettleman drafted two DT’s back to back in the ’13 draft. Lotulelei went in the first and Short went in the second. BAM! INTERIOR D IS TAKEN CARE OF FOR A HALF-DOZEN YEARS. As far as feel-good stories are concerned the weakest narrative going is QB Palmer’s quest for a Super Bowl ring. He wasn’t that great a story in Cincy so why all the lovin’ now? Now, WR Fitz is legitimate. THIS GUY-copyright Jon Gruden-is a tried and true big game performer with stats up the whatzizz. On t’udder side of the ball I would love to see a nation of older, pale sports writers back pedal en masse from their “here comes Vince Young 2.0” interior monologues if QB Cam wins. It’s okay fellas, you’ll always have JaMarcus Russell. What say you persons? Let me know who you like below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE, WASTRELS!
Hoo boy.
Cam is fucking unstoppable that close. Why even bother with Stewart
Even though he is on the Steelers now it’s like Deangelo Williams can still not be healthy while Jonathan Stewart plays well.
That was a very violent touchdown
indeed
CAMDOWN!!! So many commercials.
(Sees cam newton’s physique)
Dis ni%%$ a quaterback…
Dinoflip>Camflip
CAMDOWN
oh shit he just said “cam newton the elite quarterback”
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Pull Up Contest: Peyton Manning and Tom Brady vs. Cam Newton.
PeyPey doesn’t have programming for that
Some folks like Giada…but I’ll take Nigella any day:
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Her husband would probably let you have her.
Loves me that coked up British tart!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
I just Cortland Finnegan doesn’t find Cam’s clone machine.
I’m back with food! I see an ass whooping is in progress?
what you get??
So, we haven’t asked this question yet, but how cut is Stephen Gostkowski?
Let’s just say his exit meeting is at Ray Lewis’ house.
He’s pretty much the best kicker in the game. He’ll be fine.
Did the Cardinals just decide to start sucking some time in the last week?
I have a pulled pork sammich and some mac’n’cheese, so I guess I could probably be sadder about losing now. Imagine if I didn’t?
Pulled pork heals all wounds
Remember to rub it into the wound in a counter clockwise motion. Works much faster.
Not if he’s in Australia.
Get. A. Stop.
Worth remembering also though that Frostee Rucker is a rapist.
Wish the owners would have voted to send the Cardinals to LA.
I hear there’s an opening in St. Louis…
YUUUUUGE RUN for Stewart!
Well at least the first game was close…
Shhh shhh, there there Cardinals. It’ll all be over soon.
/loads shotgun
That’s It! You pound that hole!
I think we’re just about done here.
I’m now ten beers deep, and God help us all.
New year, same old overrated Peterson
This is the worst Cardinals team ever.
the ghost of Neil Lomax says FUCK YOU
Patrick Peterson looks like 37-year-old Champ Bailey right now.
Patrick bet on the Panthers evidently.
So I just made myself some hot chocolate and it reminded me of this:
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There was jiggling?
Ted Ginn gets paid to be in the general vicinity of deep passes.
Still cheaper than Mike Wallace
Dear lord Arizona its like you are trying to kill half your coaching staff with heart attacks.
Peterson the difference-maker but not in the way he envisioned.
We’ve replaced Patrick peterson with ted ginn jr. Let’s see who notices.
Yes Patrick point at yourself you asshole. Yes did drop it you fucking idiot.
What PP? Do your fucking hands have diabetes now?!
Cardinlols
womp womp
He didn’t…
As a Texas grad who mostly hates the godawful Texas football program, my heart is still warmed every time I see Fozzie Whitaker on an NFL field.
So much for a momentum change.
Derrrrrp.
Punt herp…
…RETURN DERP!
Forest Whittaker dropped that? That ain’t the Way if The Ghost Dog
DEEERRRRRRRP
Riverboat Ron vs Cardiac Arrest Kubiak.
Okay If Cam pulls that shit against Denver, it could be ugly.
True. Hell of a matchup though.
That’s a missed opportunity to light up Cam Newton’s head.
I see Joe Buck’s face and remember it’s time to shave my balls again.
If I was in charge, that would be a banner quote.
I knew you’d appreciate that.