Your “Slouching Towards The Pro Bowl” Wednesday Open Thread

Wandering around the dial, (the ‘dial’?) I see that Red Dawn is on AMC at 8 pm EST. The original. Speaking of Swayze, can I share something with you? I’ve never watched “Point Break”. I guess sky-diving bank robbers isn’t my thing.

TO THE GAMES. All of two of them games in the NBA feature teams that win more often than they lose-they be Clips/Hawks and Rockets/Spurs. Using the same criteria the hockey gives us Flyers/Capitals and ‘Lanche/Kings. Is this finally Washington’s year? They are tearing apart all comers but history suggests they’ll screw it up somehow. The young ballers fighting the fight are #5 TAMU (nowhere to go but down from here), # 16 Louisville, # 20 *giggles* UK, # 17 Baylor, #21 Purdue and # 22 Wichita State.

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entropy

Goals are important.

Sill Bimmons
WCS

Getting that inspiration to create a handmade white sauce…

Sill Bimmons

dafuq…

ballsofsteelandfury

Sunny is having an amazing season! Today’s episode was awesome again!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, they have set the bar high to begin the season.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

Jesus. Hi there!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Can I get a chalk break?
too funny

WCS

OF COURSE Greico eats chalk.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dee is a GREAT director.
Just sayin’

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Shitty painting making Frank a Nazi.
That’s my prediction.

WCS

Just like Pop-Pop!

WCS

Dog orgy or when the cat bit off my toe.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yay Cricket.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS
theeWeeBabySeamus

Dennis’ erotica is awesome.

WCS

“Dee’s” erotica.

theeWeeBabySeamus

A woman’s mouth is not for the exiting of words.
It is for entrance of the dick.
And then they do it all over the library.

WCS

Is the art going to transform Frank into the Frog Kid?

theeWeeBabySeamus

He does seem transformed.

WCS

“What do you think Greico would do?”
“He wouldn’t eat chalk!”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Want to punch gallery owner in the vag.
But maybe that’s just me.

WCS

Oh, you stupid, giant bird, Dee.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Big money, big money.
No Whammies.
STOP.
Aw shit.

WCS

Good idea:

Watch the new episode of Always Sunny now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah…basketballz iz essentially over. Damn you NCSU.
Let’s do it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dee Makes a Porno?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha…close.

Senor Weaselo

Of course, THIS is the Good Idea/Bad Idea I think of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dJOIf4mdus

entropy

God I loved Animaniacs.

entropy
theeWeeBabySeamus

So yeah….she’s kinda pertty.

Sill Bimmons

Bad idea:

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Senor Weaselo

Every time I see ads for that I think of Sha Na Na. I never even listened to… her? them? it?

entropy

These books were SOOOOOOO BAD. I made it through the first, and half of the second, and my 13 year old self just said, “NO. NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO YOURSELF.”

Sill Bimmons

I disagree.

THOROUGHLY DISAGREE

IT COULD BE THAT I READ “SWORD” WHEN I WAS EIGHT AND “ELFSTONES” VERY SOON AFTER THAT

IT COULD ALSO BE THAT YOU’RE A GIGANTIC PILE OF SELF-SATISFIED SHIT

entropy

You might have a point. But man, I did not care for these. Obviously, a lot of peope did, for there were like billions of them sold, so I am not the final arbiter of taste.

Although you are DEFINITELY correct on me being a piece of self-satisfied shit. I do like me some me.

Sill Bimmons

WE’LL SEE

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am torn. I love Julianne Hough (and she loves me too….she just doesn’t know it yet).
I don’t totally hate the “Grease” musical, such as it is. In fact….I kinda like it (I am NOT gay dammit).
But “Grease Live” on FOX just makes my skin crawl for some reason.
http://on-camera-audiences.com/shows/Grease_Live/img

entropy

I agree on the Julianna love, and she seems to fill out that all-leather look well… and I have a deep and abiding affection for Vanessa Hudgens… but I think the issue is the male lead. He looks like a human being designed by committee, and he freaks me out.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’ve got those other two Nick skanks. You stay the fuck away from Julianne, dammit.

entropy

Easy easy, Wee Babby. I was agreeing she was worthy of the love, not laying claim.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn right. hehehehehe.
Now, if only I could get her to feel the same way.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ring ring, ring ring
Hello, I need someone to come over and work on my pipes.
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/73617bc6f5ec197fa71fc3d77524c042/200681635/girl-plumber-gif.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

Won’t swallow.
Would not bang.
(hat tip to Moose)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well now, the willingness spanking does change the outlook.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow…I’m dropping random multiple words.
The willingness FOR spanking ANOTHER CHICK does change the outlook.

I need alkyhol.

entropy

I was about to add how she’s also down to bring in friends. Can’t be all bad. And look at the smile on AG’s face after the third slap.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL. Yep, you’ve convinced me. I’d be the meat in that sammich. No swallow required.

entropy

I’m sorry, were you under the impression they were for YOU? No, sir, no. This is my weekend getaway.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well screw you then. I guess I’ll just have to go out and find my own barely legal threesome.
/loads gun, points to own head

Senor Weaselo

Hey, hey, they’re in my age range, it’s my call. And my call is hell yes.

entropy

Let’s table this until any of us actually has a shot with them. I figure Arianna will be on the State Fair circuit in six months or so.

Senor Weaselo

Red Storm conference loss by under 20 on the road? Woohoo! Oh wait, it was Seton Hall.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Attempt to climb out of cellar failure….imminent.
January loss #7….imminent.
Must compensate with gifs…
http://data.whicdn.com/images/65947961/large.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hmmm…do sports still suck today?
(quickly surfs channels)
Yes, sports still suck.

King Hippo

How did TAMU get to #5? Looks like their stay will be quite brief.

Beerguyrob

Missing “Point Break” is understandable. But you’ve seen “Youngblood” aboot a hundred times, right?

Sill Bimmons
entropy

OK, folks, I have reached an impasse, and someone tell me if I’m too close to this thing to see it properly:

Does this look like a decent start for Moose? Or should I go a different direction?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f22c35bbc2df132573b3a8470c1711a1/tumblr_o1n030E0Xd1uf51wyo1_1280.jpg

Duchess

Yes, its more elkish right now but a decent start.

Don’t forget the Dewlap!

entropy

The anters are in lighter pencil (they are a BITCH to draw) which isn’t showing up, but thank you for reminding me about the dewlap. That thing disappears from reference photos for this angle.

jjfozz

The face looks a wee bit horsey, but then again, I have problems drawing a square

Beerguyrob

I can’t make out their Girl Guide sashes.

entropy

When you compare this to the finished product, you’re gonna wonder how I ended up where I did.

Beerguyrob

That’s what she said.

ballsofsteelandfury

Looks great! What are you putting in the top right quadrant? A laser beam pointed at the trio?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It makes me want some moose jerky, which suddenly sounds very different than what I was just thinking of…

SonOfSpam

You drew the Kardashian sisters?

entropy

You have cut me to the quick, sir, and I deman recompense. Hand grenades at sunset, for I shall have satisfaction!

SonOfSpam

I’m using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, so the number of the counting shall be three. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT.

entropy

Four being too many, two being not enough?

entropy

I was born in Hazleton. I live in Bethlehem.

nomonkeyfun

Me likey. But where’s the octopus?

entropy

There is no pleasing some people…

Senor Weaselo

It’s nice, but where are the tentacles?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I likey where this is heading!

entropy

See, people?! THIS IS HOW YOU REPLY. None of this “where’s the rabid sea slugs” and “needs more flying robosquirrels” nonsense.

Sill Bimmons

Here’s Shepard Fairey being interviewed by Creationist Cat as Banksy:

https://youtu.be/8dQ5LZ6Kbro

/repost
//sorry not sorry

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I know those words but that post makes no sense.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1el4p46931qzbo9ao1_500.png

Sill Bimmons

Just watch.

And learn.

Spanky Datass
jjfozz

A winter sunset on a slushy, grimy snow edged concrete highway. Suck my dick, winter.

Sill Bimmons

YOU KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT PITT YOU ANTIPITTITE

Also I’ve never seen Point Break either.

entropy

Oh, you simply must, if just for my favorite exchange at the end, the first half said in a hilarious Kiwi accent:

“We’ll get im when he comes back in!”

Keanu (muttering, apathetic, nearly grunting): “He’s not coming back.”

ballsofsteelandfury

Jay Cutler should have played Johnny Utah

SonOfSpam

Jay Cutler is not really a Buddhist, more of a Mewdist.

Spanky Datass

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you’re fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.” –Johnny Utah

Sill Bimmons

GO PITT GO

Sill Bimmons

PITT GETTING KILLED

Sill Bimmons

Pitt being totally killed.

PERHAPS I NEED TO FIND A MORE REWARDING PERSONAL ENDEAVOR

Cuntler

Jerry Sandusky sees “dialing up” as a completely different thing.

http://everyoneisstupidbutme.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dial-soap-e1422880718344-300×259.jpg

/TIMELY!

//ALSO HAS ELIAN GONZALES JOKES UPON REQUEST

montythisseemsstrangetome

The dial? The dial is reserved for defensive coordinators “dialing up” the pressure.

They also make their defensive ends “pin their ears back” for some reason. Seems painful to me.