God help me, rationalization is a powerful thing. But I have started to see John Elway’s 3-D chess moves come together in my head, and I like it.
YES. That means that I think it is a good and proper idea to go into the 2016 season with The Sanchize as Corpse PeyPey’s replacement. As the unquestioned starter. No, I haven’t been hitting the Tussin yet.
It’s all about opportunity cost. When you are up against the cap, with no credible starting QB on the roster…opposing GMs and agents are gonna try to play you for suckers. So, you can cripple the franchise for a speculative, marginal at best (I mean, Jeebus, we’ve seen Colin Kaepernick play) for years down the road. Or, you can bask in the warming glow of SUPER BOWL L CHAMPION GOODWILL.
Rolling with a $4.5M starting QB (who, all joking aside, is really mostly average if you surround him with talent and don’t ask him to do too much) allows you to do things at other positions. Like re-sign the only plus non-kicker offensive performer from said Super Bowl (CJ Anderson). Not a coincidence that Elway matched after the Kaep trade/restructure deal fell apart. Next up? An honest-to-God left tackle! Perish the thought, but Russell Okung is coming to town for oats and hay with the big man, and the corpse of Ryan Clady will likely hit the bricks in exchange.
Denver can’t make that swap if it does the Kaep deal. Hell, Elway might not even have been able to keep Clady on a reduced deal.
So now you have a borderline Pro Bowl-caliber RB (with fairly low mileage), a solid starter at LT, and most importantly – ALL your draft assets still to play with. If one of the top QBs slips, Elway can take one in the 1st, and trade up as need be. Otherwise, as I would prefer, he can draft one of the elite OG prospects to step in right away and give Denver a complete, very good-to-excellent line for years to come. This sets the foundation for the running game to have a real chance, and for the yet-to-be-determined QB of the future to succeed.
Next comes the hard part. Denver has to do its diligence on Dak Prescott, to determine if he is still draftable after the DUI arrest, and if so, whether he will still be there in the late 3rd. Would be mighty tempting to go with another pass rusher to replace Malik Jackson with the 2nd round pick, and still get the QB you want at the end of Day Two. But that’s high stakes poker.
Glad that I trust the talking horse with the cards in his hoof.
OK, OK, the fans are calling it; apparently the sky is falling in Denver (it IS snowing), maybe I should chicken little it and moan and wail, first to last in an instant. Who will save us? Why for art thou forsaken the orange rhyme, oh great one? Let’s actually play a few games before slitting.
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Don’t know if this was said earlier, but “…a borderline Pro Bowl-caliber RB…”
You mean the guy that didn’t even rush for 800 yards last season?
At least from what we saw in the playoffs, Mr. Anderson will get a lot more touches in the regular season and Hillman will be less of a handcuff
Well, RBs don’t play very much in the probowl so sure, alternate mode.
He is a good, power runner with some speed, a potential of success if the blocking improves (he had initial contact behind the LoS on a huge % of his plays last year). He is a good closer as evidenced by some success late in games when the QBs couldn’t be trusted to get yardage. The running game should improve with better OL play, Somebody needs to come in and beat out Hillman. As Wakezilla said; he played well in the playoffs when it counted.
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Subjected myself to two TV and one radio “analysis” shows, and all the moves the P*rtriot W*y is making, Jesus, they were handing them the trophy. Knob slobbering at it’s best, granted they have been very successful, but fuck.
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This book is overdue at the library, Moose. Don’t make them send their goons.
As someone who is mid engagement ring shopping (it’s all picked out, they’re just supposed to call me when it’s ready now), looking through SB rings makes me wish I’d had gone 60000% gaudier with the design and included a reminder for her.
I hate the Broncos. Hate hate hate them. That said, I don’t understand why everybody – including their fans – is so focused on their (admittedly grim) future. They just won the Super Bowl. They should be lording it over everyone.
Not you, though, Hippo. You seem to be safely ensconced in your delusions of their prospects for next year.
Well part of it is “who gives a shit if we go 7-9 we just won the goddamned Super Bowl”
So you think a mostly intact team that has a fresh trophy will just forget how to play?
I’m just saying IT’S OK IF THEY DO. Super Bowl hangover, the dropoff to the Sanchize really is that dramatic, injuries to key defensive personnel, etc. Shit happens.
Honestly, most likely scenario is a 9-10 win season.
Manning had some fucking horrendous games and Brocky was “OK”, most of these games they won. Unless there is a lot of injuries I don’t see that just disappearing, especially if they fix the OL, or just improve it.
Plus I don’t think Marky is ensconced as the starter by any stretch.
I think he was a “flex” signing, but events since then lead me to believe Elway is going forward with him as the presumed starter now.
I’m sure it will be an open competition with any rookies, the guy from the PS and any tomato can they sign between now and then. I would expect him to start for a while, maybe, then get replaced by one of the younger guys.
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I’ve found that many Broncos fans have a complex about their placement amongst all time legendary franchises. It’s less Freud and more Fredo.
I love that turn of phrase.
I’m self-aware enough to admit there’s more than a bit of truth to this.
Really? I don’t really see that. Most Donkey fans, hell all fans don’t know Jack Shit about the history of the NFL in general. Jack left Denver years ago.
Prior years of losing Superb Owls have robbed them of the natural arrogance that has built up in Patriots fans.
A few of those, well five of them were brutal.
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FUCK ALL RAIDER HATERS!
I wouldn’t say grim; as far as the division do you think the Chefs will unseat them? The Waiders are improving, but not there yet…… and the Bolts? The D lost two starters to FA They have great depth and the front office has been doing well in the draft.
Have you seen what the Raiders have done in free agency? If they stay healthy, it should come down to them or the Chiefs.
Will they be off season champs? FA will fill a few holes and focus the draft, they won’t turn a team completely around. The Raiders have a solid core now and will do well, but I don’t see a huge drop off with the Donks, but people will overreact.
It will be a fucking tough division, but I agree with the them being good, but I believe it will be a three-way race with the Bolts as bottom feeders.
Raiders got that CARR INSURANCE
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Oh fuck you the internet….
That actually worked.
[Hippo quietly hums to himself]
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Plus, I mean. He’s wearing a TIE, respectable hair and smile. He TOTES looks like a guy who will have your daughter back home by midnight, yes?
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Looks like the $1 I put on the Raiders at +3300 to win it all was well spent!
Or should I have bought those value sized onion rings? Oh Burger King, such choices you force upon me!
At least with the onion rings you have a return.
Good to see you back Mr. Porky.
I think the Raiders will be pretty good.
Black Unicorn traded to Black Sith Lord:
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I really picked the wrong month to quit drinking.
Apparently, the new regime was not particularly pleased with him. They got more efficient production out of Zach Miller, although that may be as much about who John Fox preferred rather than who was better.
That logic worked so well for the Bears in the past. See: Mike Martz and Greg Olsen
Plus now he can be “DAAAHKIE UNICAAAWWWN”
The problem is, all the #2 chips are still defective, and the players go stabby-stab bang-bang after a couple of years.
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Damn that is some weapons grade kool-aid you’re drinking Hippo.
Stockholm Syndrome is my guess.
Despite the claims otherwise I still blame the tussin.
Look at it like this. Would you take:
Mark Sanchez, the #2(31) pick, CJ Anderson, and Okung or Colin Kaepernick?
I mean, it’s JUST one season, after all. We ain’t giving him a Flacco or a TannyFanny deal.
Roll the dice with the draft and start from scratch at QB. Maybe shake loose Fitzmagic for a year or two.
I think we will do the former, just don’t want to start him from day one. We asked about the latter, got his asking price, laughed, and moved on.
They tried with Fitzmagic, but he wants Flacco money.
It depends- do I fear Tattoos or STDs more?
Can’t we have both?
They are not set as Sanchez as the starter; they will probably go into camp with four potential QBs including from the draft. They did pretty well last year without a QB or an OL.
The query is whether they get that 4th wheel to go with Sanchize/NW guy/Dak. Maybe if RG3 signs cheaply? Can’t imagine who else is out there. If Foles gets cut?
Steve McNair has a whole in his schedule.
Will trade you Flacco for Sanchez (and the respective contract/cap hit) any fucking day my friend.
He bet on himself and won!
At the detriment to the future of the franchise.
Didn’t he win some big game or something?
Do you guys do rivebrogs for the NCAA tourney? I could use some laughs today.
Basketball coma open threads are indeed on the calendar. It may get weird up in here.
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Yep, looks like there’s one set to go up at 10:00 a.m. Central Time (The Official Time Zone of Door Flies Open).
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Sanchez will do fine. With a shutdown D, he won plenty of road playoff games for the Jets. And C.J. Anderson just became a tremendous fantasy option. Good thing I dumped him on the waiver wire in week 11 for Orleans Darkwa. In a keeper league. Shit.
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Do I buy that John Elway knows what he’s doing? Neigh.
Yes, he has a terrible record so far.
Did you even go through the correct protocols for this comment?
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As simple as that response was; it cracked me the fuck up SAMI.
Even Pete Carroll isn’t running a defense-based team, and they won* him a couple national championships at SC.
However, you make a compelling argument (Hippo’s a lawyer, too, no?). I can’t for the life of me figure out how Sanchez has remained in the NFL for this long—the AFC championships were a lifetime ago in football years—but maybe there’s something to it. Carson Palmer was broken and washed up, but he pulled something out of nowhere since going to Arizona. I figure the Broncos can feed him green chile and hope for the best or at least watch him explode like a piñata.
Palmer passed for 4000+ yards in 2012 with OAK. I don’t think he was necessarily washed up (though I get that a 4-12 team is going to throw the ball A LOT) but there’s always that risk of bringing in any player who has had ‘down’ years and wondering if it’s an outlier or a sign of their demise.
As we move further into the era of the mobile QBs, I think pure passers* are going to get more second chances (Hoyer, Nacho, Cousins) than dual-threat guys because teams have a fairly decent idea of how passers break down. Yeah, guys pushing 40 like Br*dy, Favre, Manning (and, upcoming, Rodgers/Rivers/Brees/Palmer) might be less predictable but, like with RBs, I think when dual-threat guys lose their step for one season, it’s gone for good (Vick, K77p7r777k) and they’ll get relegated to the bench as a “help the young guy study” back up.
What about Jesse Palmer? Jim Palmer? Arnold Palmer? Robert Palmer?
Rapey-looking, sold out to Big Underwear, shoulder trouble and dead.
If “dead” is an option, then Lord Palmerston. Large hands, good intangibles, makes good reads on foreign policy in Asia
Counterpoint:
I like Nacho on the Broncs cause it means this gif will be posted repeatedly, in context, for at least another year.