The last day of the coma is always such a bummer, because all I can think about is how close to being over it is, and the looming specter of fucking Monday. Also FUCK YESTERDAY.
7S Iowa vs. 2S Villanova (12:10, CBS)
The ultimate acid test in “just how cursed is Jay Wright?” Iowa did everything in its power to choke away its 1st round game, yet somehow beat Temple on an OT buzzer-beating tip-in. Still, they give the impression of being held together with duct tape and chicken wire at the moment.
14E Stephen F. Austin vs. 6E Notre Dame (2:40, CBS)
Not exactly the matchup the suits expected when this game was allotted an exclusive national slot, I’m guessing. The Irish are pretty consistent offensively, so I doubt the cards are there for SFA to beat the house again and crash the Sweet Sixteen party. They still have the tourney’s best beard, though…
10W VCU vs. 2W Oklahoma (5:10, CBS)
These aren’t the Rams of yesteryear, Boomer Sooner should roll in this one. Iowa State has already slain its early round demons, so perhaps Lon Kruger gets to do the same. Would love to see both squadrons in the Final Four.
15MW Middle Tennessee vs. 10MW Syracuse (6:10, TNT)
Jim Boeheim’s briliant “win one for Scotchy!” motivational campaign is paying off, even working reverse mojo on Sparty. I have no idea if the Blue Raiders will even get off the bus for this one, coming off the immense sugar high of Friday’s fun.
13S Hawaii vs. 5S Maryland (7:10, TBS)
I have been wrong in all of my similar pronouncements…but I think this will be a very fun game to watch for the neutral viewer. The Rainbow Warriors could give the Turtle significant trouble, but a veteran team won’t fold as easily as Cal did.
11W Northern Iowa vs. 3W Texas A&M (7:40, truTV)
For two more hours tonight, truTV gets to be a thing again! Hashtag, suckmyass.
7E Wisconsin vs. 2E Xavier (8:40, TNT)
Unleash your inner Catler, everybody. DOOOOOOONNNNNNN’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRE
8W St. Joe’s vs. 1W Oregon (9:40, TBS)
Will I DVR this, just in case Toddler Blood Martelli pulls it off? MAYBE.
AND THE HUMILIATION BEGINS
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YAH WBS WOO
oh its good oh yes
Props to Hippo for nailing Middle Tenny’s lukewarm response to their mighty upset of Spartacus.
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Don’t even start on that guy! He’s one of my small handful of childhood heroes that has not disappointed me.
/might have something to do with him dying before his time…
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José Mourinho is getting at least $21 million…if United chooses someone else as their manager.
I’m in the wrong fucking business…
My brother is lightening the mood by telling the story of his dead less than 1 year old grandson.
Jesus.
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He’s reading it for the articles.
If those ghost shows didn’t edit.
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FUCKING 4TH LINE AGAIN AGAIN I DON’T BELIEVE IT
YAH MUTHAFUCKAH
Old kid’s books were scarier back in the day…
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There’s nothing wrong with Northern Iowa.*
*the team, not the place
“Your nose will get used to the smell about 2-3 years from now.”
A sneak peak into next week.
Hey! Shh but the cute blonde from the Superb Owl party is here and I’m working my game.
Don’t tell anyone.
Remember, second date = finger in the butt
Depends on how big her fingers are.
/rimshot
//yeah that pun was also intentional
We shall live vicariously thru you…but quietly.
(wooooo)
Just remember: Slow Cosby.
S-L-O-W C-O-S-B-Y
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SOMEBODY IS YOU DIRECTIONLESS DIRECTIONAL
{3/18/2016–3/20/2016}
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It always kind of amazes me how these small school power houses are able to recruit. I mean a lot of these schools are in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Like have any of you been to Bloomington, Indiana? There is fuck all there.
Yeah, but Blookington is all Indiana U.
Plus the Aura and Mystique.
/m
I mean its kind of just weird that you would think schools with more shit around them would be able to recruit better. Same for all sports really.
If I had my choice of a full ride to USC or Notre Dame…I mean it would be a no brainer.
ND all the way…fat chicks are my thing!
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Goddammit Sill that picture is going to cost us $155 million!
We haven’t even had penicillin for one hundred years.
Can you imagine where we’ll be in the next hundred?
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I’m not exactly looking forward to the future…
You don’t have to.
You’re going to be dead!
I wish that antibiotics would fall out of fashion the way that vaccines have, then maybe they’ll start to be effective again.
THE POINT BEING
Referring back to the tentacle/lady parts mini-thread earlier in the day: Did we, at the old place, have a fetish bracket tourney/kommenter vote thingy or was it just a fever dream of mine?
Those days are lost in a haze of vodka fumes and I can’t go back and review my comment history so I got nothing.
Yep, bourble has harmed my memory as well and I think(?) I could but never actually would sign in again at suxroxx.
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Women in a cat costume is a perfectly health fetish … right?
NOAP
KSK did a fetish tournament years ago and some of that shit still haunts my dreams.
And when I say ‘shit’ I mean shit.
LET’S GO
DIRECTIONLESS
LET’S GO
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LET’S GO
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LET’S GO
DIRECTIONAL
LET’S GO
DIRECTIONLESS
LET’S GO
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LET’S GO
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LET’S GO
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Either Gonzaga or Syracuse will make the Regional Final, and have a reasonable chance to advance (against Iowa State or UVA). Let that sink in a moment.
Sure looks like Cuse is Sweet Sixteen’ing it.
U think Scotchy ain’t gon dance naked in the streets of Northern Ontario? CHUH CHUH
I GOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[uses one phone call to ask wife to bail me out]
Ten years ago, I used my Lexis/Nexis access to research Lon Kruger for my NC State blog. You see, we needed some background on some “B list” names after our AD fucked up the Calipari hire.
Funny to see where he and OU are now, and remember how “oh God, certainly we can do better than that boring retread” the at least plurality of wolves reacted.
We hired Sidney Fucking Lowe instead. Fortunately, he was so shitty in the W/L column that nobody looked too closely at his recruiting practices.
4TH LINE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hell’s bells
This Ice Stillers — Ice Washingtons hockey contest is very distressing to me right now.
Mark Turgeon. Good coach. Unfortunate hair.
Oklahoma is a fucking well-coached team. Credit to Lon Kruger.
If the Terps lose to the fucking Rainbow Warriors…I will show up to work bitter, angry, and intoxicated…which will not be good..
Go Terps.
I don’t think you and WBS can be friends no more. smh
They can win today. It will give me points to make my bracket slightly less fuckeduppity.
FLEURY YOU FUCKING IDIOT
I would love to see the Sooners go boom
Or not ?
@Unsurprised – OSZ and I are here drinking some beer, cheering for UH. You’ll find us in the corner if you swing by
Aw man! I’m half drunk, I just lit the grill and I’m two thousand miles away … maybe next time?
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yo
thats some extensive marbling
yep
wagyu
mine aren’t nearly that nice .. or expensive
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If you’re going to be stuck on the bench anyway you may as well do The Inflatable:
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Dee you goddamn bitch.
UCONNT KNOW HOW SORRY I AM FOR YOU BRO
GO SILLYCUSE!!!
oh fuck yes
4TH LINE AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rust, with an assist from Cole? “The puck is just a flat circle, man”
4th line (Rust, Kuhnhackl, Sheary) has been incredible.
All three started the season in Wilkes-Barre.
I almost feel sorry for people who think the Caps are going to win the cup; they’re the Capitals, of course they will lose in the first two rounds!
There’s something that seems less squirrelly about them this year.
Yeah, their backup goalie has better stats than holtby (who’s the Vezina frontrunner?) which to me means they are just a very good defensive team. Seems like their problem has always been being reliant on scoring and power play goals (looking at you Ovechkin) in particular, which you can’t do in the playoffs.
Hotlby’s a better goaltender than they’ve had in the past but they’re still the Capitals and they’ll still find a way to fuck it up.
Evening everyone. Solid concert last night, so I should be running off that high. But the cat’s been missing since Friday (which means the worry began yesterday because “Oh, she’s just skulking about, she’ll be back in soon.”), we assume (and hope) in some neighbor’s garage. So far no luck.
Better luck.
One of our cats disappeared for 11 days in the dead of winter a few years back. She came back when it snowed out.
We had to amputate her tail due to the injuries she’d picked up in whatever fight sent her away in the first place.
But she did come back and she’s still outside.
Need to beat these Ice Washingtons tonight.
From the About Fucking Time Department:
Air Force One over Havana vis Reuters.
Interesting Notre Dame fact:
Bowl record 17–18 (.486)
A symbol of the school’s entire identity.
A place that used to think it was too good for Italian people.
Olive Garden?
Buudy Hield has a Luis Suarez-class set of chompers.
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I read “Toddler Blood Martelli” as “Toddler Blood Martini” and wondered if that’s how far some of these high-end cocktail bars are willing to go to justify $20 per drink.
I finally started watching Daredevil last night. God damn that hallway scene in episode 2. God. Damn. It was so well done.
I stopped watching it soon after that episode. I’m told it doesn’t get better.
DAMMIT
I hate Notre Dame
Nacogdoches has a sad.
Me too. Only solace is that I hate U*NC more, and that’s the same bracket. Road doesn’t need to get even easier.
Of all the schools to hate, Notre Dame needs to be high on your list.
Somehow it’s managed to cultivate an image of eliteness when it’s a pedestrian school both academically and athletically. It’s in a shithole of a city (South Bend) in a shithole of a state (Indiana) and somehow has a national following because Irish and Catholic and Brian’s Song. If it weren’t for its overrated football program, no one would know where it is.
In short: Fuck Notre Dame.
Oh, their football program is easily tied for my most hated, just like Duke basketball. But ND basketball is basically like Duke football. Meh.
Ouch. That’ll leave a mark.
rats
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This would be a lot more fun if Verne wasn’t going full Brittany Andrews on Miserable 4th Floor here.
The lyrics make no goddamn sense, except for that thing about fish, but Nirvana is still goddamn genius.
ADAM MORRISON 2.0
Katie Holmes and several Scientology spies in the house!
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Good afternoon, you fine people! Hope everyone is doing well. Looking forward to sitting down to more basketball fun and games – I was out this morning at a car show looking at Bugattis and Lambos. It was fun. Anyways, I have a question that I’m hoping someone can answer here.
So my girlfriend works at a high-end kitchen supply store as a part-time job, selling ridiculously fancy and expensive shit to people with more money than brains. Anyways, apparently someone came in today and dropped 70 bucks on four little bars of soap. 70 bucks.
How the fuck can anyone justify buying soap this expensive? I would stink forever before spending 70 fucking dollars on goddamn soap. What is so special about this soap that justifies this price?
Anyways, rant over. Anyone with any thoughts on this matter has the floor.
All I have to say is that your girlfriend is on the right side of that racket.
No one is smart in every aspect of their life, and sometimes they make money by being smart in one way, and spend it by being dumb in another. I make money being good at problem solving and statistics, I spend it by being bad at people and associated things. I don’t spend $70 on soap, but if doing that makes someone happy, good for them.
While I can not imagine spending $70 on bars of soap, I have spent that much on single bottles of booze before, so I really don’t have any place to shit on people who spend stupid amounts of money on specific things.
Personal higiene above all. Unless giving hermitism a shot. Then spend $70 on designer rocks and sticks.
Looking good ND.
/thumbs up
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