The Commentist Politburo got to talkin’ ailments this week, what with Culinary Legend Yeah Right’s knee getting all fucked. This is the true essence of life past 35 (the “injury/ailment” Maginot Line), you whippersnappers. Shit just blows on ya. Perhaps even whilst one sleeps. No activity is safe. For me, it’s the PeyPey neck, though other shit is also mild-to-moderately fucked. SO FAR.
So enjoy your couches, your booze, your drug(s) of choice. Father Time comes for us all. GET WELL SOON, ye bastard Small Bear fan.
And what does the EPL have to distract us with this weekend? SPOILER ALERT. Not much.
Arsenal remain 11 back of Foxy Footy, but with a game in hand…so THEORETICALLY 8. That theory faces a stiff test in 6th position West Ham in the early bird special (7:45, NBCSN). Arsenal must run the table to have any shot whatsoever. Falling back into their more familiar 4th is still much more likely.
The 10:00 window fucking sucks. NBCSN is showing Palace/Norwich, intriguing as…the 2 worst teams who WON’T get relegated?? USA has Soton taking on Newcastle, so one can laugh at the Barcodes, who surely ARE going the fuck down. Everton continue their tailspin into irrelevance at Watford, and Chelski face Swans on Extra Time. Meh.
Sunday brings a marginally interesting doubleheader. Leicester face relegation fodder (with a slight chance to escape yet again) Sunderland (8:30, NBCSN), followed by 2nd place Spurs and 5th place Manure (11:00, NBCSN). The margin between the top two is 7 points, and Foxy Footy have the far easier game – with only 5 contests remaining after Sunday. This could effectively end the race…but footy is a fickle mistress in such circumstances. Beware, Foxes. Beware.
Might be a tad early for this sort of fare. But it popped up randomly in an unrelated search (no, not a porn search you pervy fucks…but get back to me later)….
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nice….skinny jeans
Jeans?
I think I have that same underwear.
Photos or it didn’t happen.
Claude Giroux and David Krejci were linemates in junior with the Gatineau Olympiques. Other teams did not see the puck often when they were on the ice.
The pain discussion:
The pain in the knee right now is tolerable, think of a nagging toothache in your knee. The killer is when I take a step and the knee “catches.” For the whole crowd think of it like a stomach punch, for the males in the crowd think about a not-so-gentle nut tap.
I have a hard time answering the doctor when they ask “On a scale of 1-10.” I’m not trying to pretend to be a badass and say I can handle the pain, it’s just that I’ve had no choice. I’ve had knee pain for over 30 years. I also leave room for a real “10” rating of pain. The only time I had a true 10 was when my knee dislocated.
Yeah, THAT’S a 10.
I would rate the pain right now as a steady 6.
Mostly I’m just pissed that it affects functionality and it’s also kind of annoying to listen to. Everyone has an annoying friend who loudly cracks their knuckles, well that’s the noise my left knee is making with pretty much every step. It is very audible.
Goddammit, this sucks. Just when my right knee was doing better from last year’s surgery too.
I’m going to start drinking now.
Always say 9.
Always.
Good answer!
Sorry to see that, comrade. Have Hippo mail you some of the good stuff, or maybe ask your friendly, neighborhood Bloods for some “merchandise.”
Thanks. I plan on medicating with some California Green Cross product shortly.
Can any of you fine folks shed light on Tramadol HCL 50? I have a full unopened bottle from last year’s surgery. It’s still in code too.
I never used it.
It’s great for the pain. Synthetic opiate. Similar effects for pain and otherwise.
But do NOT over do it (2 at a time at most). It lowers seizure threshold. Seizures suck.
Also….it was marketed originally as a non-addictive opiate alternative.
This is way way way way not true.
Addictive as much or more than natural opioids.
I’ve torn up my ankle something awful (probably should have gone to the hospital, went to Italy instead, took 2 months to heal) and various other injuries, but the worst pain I can remember was a few years back when I had an adult ear infection. It started on the bus. When I got home, I attempted to clean my ear with a Q-tip, which is not a thing I do. I usually only take tylenol or ibuprofen or similar if I have a fever, but I took some. I was dating someone at the time, and it turns out that there is a stage of ear infection where you can pop a couple OTC painkillers and still give a killer blow job, but things got rapidly worse, and the next morning boy suggested the CVS minute clinic. I walked there, waited for some little shit to get cold meds, and when asked to rate my pain on a scale of 1-10 said, in a tense voice, “It could probably be worse….8 (squeal of pain) I guess?”
I got my scrips, not sure how I got home, as it kept getting worse, things were dire until my eardrum popped and the lady called, gave me a different scrip, and I felt much better, though I had horrible drips and lack of hearing for a month after.
My other pain story does not involve giving a killer blow job.
Separated my right shoulder back in ’84. Numb at first but the next morning?
HOLLEE SHIT I couldn’t even breathe. Just trying to roll over in bed was fucking agony.
Broken ribs ain’t all that funny either. I should know since I’ve done it 4 times.
I should probably be more careful.
Christ, that ear thing made me cringe. Sounds awful.
Eeech, that sounds awful as well. I hate it when pain invades sleep. Anytime you wake up, need to consciously re-position yourself, and then go back to sleep, that’s horrible. I don’t find broken ribs in general funny, but I do find my one friend’s broken ribs funny cause he got his ribs broke by an overly energetic hug by a lovely man with the unfortunate name of Jissohm.
That actually is kind of funny. If that’s his given name his parents should be drawn and quartered.
Oddly enough all of my rib injuries were alcohol related in some way.
It’s not that painful unless you laugh, cough or god forbid sneeze.
And it takes for-fucking-ever for them bastards to heal.
Apparently it’s a biblical name? I doubt it, but he was a fantastic guy, and I get the impression that most rib injuries are either alcohol or winter sport related. I’ve had loads of horseback riding injuries, but not ribs, surprisingly enough.
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Sestito is garbage.
Should have been a double major.
Did Belichick just make some calls for that major?
Sestito almost as harmful to the flyers as he was when he played for them
I refer to Zac Rinaldo as “Sestito lite”. And Sestito as “Riley Cote lite”, and Riley Cote as “Donald Brashea…
For the love of everything non-CTE! Stop with the head punches!
Yeah, so based off of yesterday evening, I have bought, and am currently eating, Manchego and Felino.
Outstanding!
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I can’t afford that fancy, shmancy, richpeopleman’s cheese, but I did just buy 64 slices of colby cheese.
Unsurprisingly, I am having a glass of water, an oxycodone, and my new Stalin book. Forward!!
I for one am shocked…SHOCKED I TELL YOU!!!!
Oldie but a goodie.
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One period left to keep Boston out of the playoffs
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FFFFAAACCCCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU! YOUAH JUST A HAHTAH LIKE GOODELL AHND THE FACKIN’ WAHRLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS!
I can’t give context here, because spoilers….BUT GODDAMMIT!!!!!
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Oleg…RAMPAGE!!!!!
Oleg papa be a manipulative dickhead. He better be first on rampagin’ list.
Still waiting to see if he was the impetus, or just too late. Will we even find out, definitely? Bureaucratic uncertainty was a reality of life, after all…
I don’t even care which. He was using a human life as a bargaining chip to get his baby boy closer to home against his will. Kill the fucktard.
Seriously…I don’t even care who Negan kills on TWD anymore. Kill all of ’em for all I care. They all deserve to die anyway.
This….THIS….was a kick in the nads I did not need.
Fuck you, scripted drama!!!!!!!!
Hey, but on the bright side….
Glanders/antibiotic reaction apparently doesn’t cause one to lose their bowling skillz.
So….there’s that.
uh oh, the hero is a black guy. WIP reacts reasonably??
For a while, he was being called Chocolate Tocchet
Holy shit, that’s AWESOME.
Never leave the point, ghost bear
Oh my! Oh my Flyers!
I swear to fuck Super Mario, or at least Jagr was on the ice the last time I seen the Yinzers score on the power play.
Oh good. We’ve reached the fucking clown shoes portion if the show.
So this is IN PHILLY, with the Ice Stillers not trying, right??
Philly needs help, I know just the man
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Additionally, I thought that was going to end with, “Lauren Hart was reading the lyrics” to nat=ional anthem.
Have I seriously never noticed that the Coors commercial during this Pennsylvania pugilism ends in “Climb On”?
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why do these fucking morons in philly play shipping up to boston when they score
Don’t usually. It’s shit edm over Rocky music. Probably trolling Boston fans
goddamn motherfucking flyers
Fuck yo deep trap
fuck yo hip check to the head
I’ve watched Crosby carry the puck over the line like a fullback. I feel nothing.
Philly fans will commit seppuku with a cheesesteak if they botch the chance to make the playoffs.
The gym was entertaining, turns out that the stretching and the step ups were the most difficult.
I recommend avoiding step ups when you have torn knee cartilage.
I will say that if I was a religious man I would thank the Lord and sonny Jesus for fit girls in yoga pants.
Holy shit.
Does your gym have a pool? Swimming is obnoxiously good exercise (mainly because I assume I’ll always be as good at it as I was when I was 10) and it’s joint friendly. Plus girls in swimsuits?
THIS. Times a million.
Yeah, I believe I once read that lap swimming is the best exercise there is for exercising all muscle groups + aerobics. Tennis be second. And swimming MUCH better on dem joints.
It doesn’t but there is a pool less than half a block away. I love to swim but when my last doctor recommended maybe giving up my walking for swimming, all I could think about was this:
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I always enjoy a good Boston sports collapse.
A season that was over 3 months ago can be salvaged with a win over a Crosby-less Pens. Keep your shit together, and an eye on the puck at all times.
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Rags go up! Nobody wants the last seed!
New game: Balls has a shit-ton of vacation days that he has to take prior to the end of his company’s fiscal year (June 30) else he loses them. What does he do with them? For estimation purposes, consider a “shit-ton” to be approximately 10 working days. Also, I don’t have a disposable three to five grand to go on a luxurious three-week vacation, so let’s try to keep things relatively affordable. AND GO!
Two-week coma.
A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +10000
I have always–ALWAYS–wanted to spend a week diving in Bali? I could live vicariously through you?
Unfortunately, my ears can’t handle pressure, so I’ve only done diving twice and that was it. I’ll snorkel though…
Some sort of camping thing? Go live in the wilderness, cook things over a fire, watch the stars. Watch out for bears.
This is an excellent idea. Joshua Tree is nearby and they have ready-made campsites. I may get bored though, as I’m not sure my friends could join me.
Why the fuck couldn’t I? Or did you forget that I climb in JT far too often?
You could, but I was thinking weekdays. Aren’t you working?
Fucking lag time! Yes, but I might be able to take a day off plus these people are as weird as can be locally!
Seriously, if you head out this way, let me know and I can take you out to some of the fine high desert haunts!
Sweet! I’m thinking maybe we meet up in your neck of the woods and hit the town to see how many non-lesbian women with mouth-on-anus dresses try to hit on you.
That is a promise! I have no doubt that we can get into shitloads of trouble out here!
Fuck me sideways! I just forgot entirely about Coachella! Pretty much every square inch of space is covered in hippies in the Desert for the next three weeks.
Are you picky about sleeping in hostels or couchsurfing? Because pretty much anywhere is affordable if you can find decent airfare and aren’t too picky about accommodations.
Hell, if you give me a budget I can give you a rough plan. I like planning trips. Not as much as I like taking trips, but planning is fun too.
Let’s say between $1000 and $1500…
Oh, that’s totally doable. Anywhere you don’t want to go?
I forgot to mention that hostels/cheap accommodations are A-ok!
Unique/unusual places/experiences are preferable.
Good airfares (up to $570) from LAX, Stockholm (or Oslo, but Stockholm is more fun), Shanghai (China has an excellent rail system), Hanoi (also a favorite of mine, and cheap and a good rail system), various islands/central america/some south america. There’s more after that, notably Manila and Moscow, but that’s an extra hundred you could spend on stuff while travelling.
Stockholm is intriguing. Norwegian Air, I assume?
Yup, that’s the one. It’s a great town. Not great weather, and food/drink isn’t the cheapest, but a hell of a lot of fun if you do it right.
Holy shit, I just found a $450 fare ROUND TRIP!
Tell me more about what to do in Stockholm.
Probably the only no-go is Africa. I’ve got no interest in going there. No offense.
No worries on that, airfare to Africa is stupidly expensive.
So. Much. Cocaine.
I sense we could follow the Winter of Duchess with the Spring of Balls. Which is still how Ben Roethlisberger greets women near the restrooms.
Rent a beach house. Debauch. Then ease your way into civilization.
Watch the football tourneys in bars of fans of the countries playing. Keep a blade in your shoe.
Like this?
You should be that dick who comes into work on his day off in shorts and flip flops just to shoot the shit. It’s cheap and people will hate you. #WinWin
I’m replying to this comment instead, cause that conversation gettin’ narrow. When I travel for a week or more, I usually go to more than one destination. For Stockholm, I would recommend taking the Viking Line http://www.sales.vikingline.com/ to wherever, I’ve taken it to Helsinki, but Estonia is another fine option, or wherever looks good to you. Stay wherever for a few days, make friends on the boat (it’s that kind of boat), get back to Stockholm for the remainder of your trip. (the train is also an option, Denmark is fun.) Everything in Stockholm can be walking distance (within 2-3 hours walking) but there is also a good subway system. I would recommend finding someone to couchsurf with. There are also boat tours, which are good, and some great parks.
There’s a good Old town in Stockholm, and some good museums, which are worth checking out. Sodermalm is where you’ll find cafes and bars and such.
LET’S FUCKING GO, FLYERA!
Oh my god. Listening to NESN bemoaning getting whooped by what is basically an AHL team is so boner inducing.
Just finished watching Thursday’s Europa League Dortmund 1 – 1 Liverpool
Great, great game. Dortmund moves the ball at will up and down and have a great defense. Their goalie is a fucking boss. Liverpool’s punching above their weight.
Second leg promises to be amazing.
-Jeffrey Dahmer
“Eh, second leg was as disappointing as the first. I’ve got really high hopes for the third, though.”
– Jamaal Charles
Teenage me ate way too much junk food and was just as sedentary as now-twentysomething, but was five pants sizes skinnier. Guess it was just a matter of time.
*twentysomething me
Adolescent metabolism is a lying sonuvabitch!
oh FUCK to have the metabolism I had until I ran headlong into my 20s…
What the hell are “pants”?
I gained 150 pounds my sophomore and junior years of high school.
Even if I give myself 50, how the fuck did I do that and my doctor didn’t freak the fuck out?
Oh, because he was a piece of shit.
I’ve found that when you’re not feeling well and the weather outside is cold and dreary that it’s always nice to be able to cozy up to your favorite pet. This is Wanda. Isn’t she a cutie!?!
She’s about 3 years old and actually survived being boarded during a termite tenting and 2 tank changes.
She’s a psycho when she lays eggs though.
Tear your finger right off, mate!
I have a knack for raising angel fish.
The skeleton is named Captain Steve.
It’s like she was posing for her picture! What a cutie!
She’s awesome. Has more personality than any fish I’ve ever had.
Is it bad that I could barely see her until I viewed this at full size in a new tab?
It’s the black rocks. She turns kind of chameleon like.
BRUINS ARE COLLAPSING!
AND COLLAPSED!
I am sort of surprised that they appear to be going into two years in a row without a post-season. I wish I could get the same schadenfreude sense of pleasure out of the B’s that I would if this were the Pats.
I hate the Bruins hockey team the same way I hate the Patriots fanbase, and since there’s a lot of overlap there, this is very enjoyable.
I didn’t realize you were a Habs fan.
I won’t miss them that’s for sure. It’s just surprising. Luckily I can always have faith in the Red Sox keeping them humble.
So I was just flipping thru the DirecTV onscreen guide, and I discovered that E! has a reality show entitled “LA Clippers Dance Squad”.
The emotions I feel about this are mixed, to say the least.
/changes channel
//disgusted with self
DFO Advice Solicitation:
Found a debit card on a jogging path (I was obviously walking, let’s not kid ourselves). Do I call the bank and report it for them to cancel it or first message some possibles on the facebook dot com to see if someone claims/can ID it? Unfortunately it’s a common name.
C) Buy a lot of shit.
Just kidding. Common name….I’d call the bank if it were me. I don’t trust people much, and as discussed below, those faceboogers are teh worst of teh worst.
Bank might also be able to directly contact the correct Joe Smith from their records, perhaps.
bank or po-po
Take close-up photos of the front and back of the card and post them here.
Maybe one of us will recognize it.
Call the bank. You don’t want to follow this season’s Archer storyline.
I think I found the guy. Awaiting a reply, and if none, I’ll call the bank or do C).
INCOMING HOT TAKE ALERT-
I don’t like scented garbage bags. They are far too perfume-y.
/yeah, I went there
//to the dumpster, that is
They would be better if they smelled like really dank weed.
And also you could smoke them.
WHY DO WE KEEP RUNNING OUT OF TRASH BAGS SO FAST??????????
RTD turned in Marc Trestman’s Windowless Van so slowly I didn’t even notice
Everton have fallen to 14th position. Fucking 14th!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell would you expect what with the Donks winning? Your part of the universe is re-aligning itself. It’s simple math.
Don’t forget the U*NC loss. Things need to come up a lot less Milhouse for KH!
(Universe, if you are listening, please let justice be equalized in one fell swoop with a Kaep trade)
I dunno about Hippo (actually I do, lol), but long after the O’s lucky start has faded and they have sunk to the bottom, and even after the Ravens have managed to dick away the fall, this video will still warm my schadenfeudian heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00YtuzRuGz0
Plus, Carlton is in the shitter too. That Donks win really took all your sporting good luck away.
Oh yeah, I’ve got a kick ass Sunday Gravy post for tomorrow that you may want to bookmark. The fun part is going to be preparing next week’s post in the kitchen tomorrow. I’ll limp through it somehow.
There may be some store bought shit involved.
I’m still cooking though because it’s tradition.
I may actually be insane.
Wait, there are possibly ANY sane peeps here?
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Thanks for the kind words dear friend and honorable King Hippo.
To me the most damned depressing element of the aging process is I really fucking work hard at staying in shape. Every fucking day.
I may have set up some challenges for myself earlier in life that I’m paying for now.
Not sure if I’ve shared this story but on January 3rd of 2001 I weighed in at 339 pounds.
I weigh over 100 pounds less than that now.
I think the excess weight, several previous sports injuries including a hyperextension in high school and the fact that I’m structurally fucked (knock knees) have all attributed.
Today I’m going to get up, stretch, have a banana and some yogurt, and head to the gym. Some warm up on the stationary bike and some free weights and physical therapy.
I am not going quietly into that goodnight.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
(Woo!!!! Literature!!!)
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Good on you, kitten! Though I don’t believe these tales of Yeah Right past. You look as fit as a fiddle and if it weren’t for a wizened surliness, you’d be taken for being in your mid-thirties!
Keep up the good stuff!
The wizened surliness takes years to perfect.
Thanks babe. I appreciate it.
/lighting a Marlboro in tribute
//I know I know. You’re right
Morning boys! Just un-kinking my 44 year old body after a brutal Friday night cook shift. So much pain.Got today off, though [does Carlton dance]. Truly sorry to hear about Yeah Right’s knee. I popped my left ACL playing softball when I was 22, and haven’t been the same since. I was standing on third base watching a shallow fly ball out to right field, never thinking I’d be told to tag up. The right fielder made the catch at the top of the infield and my coach yelled, “GO!!!”. The throw was fine, so the catcher was waiting for me with the ball in his mitt. It was only a scrimmage, so I just tried a stupid step-around move. You know that giant divot on the right side of home plate at every public park in America where guys dig in? Slid right into that fucker and BANG! Got the reconstructive surgery, but never regained confidence. I actually have dreams about shagging flies, playing right halfback and running onto crosses and rebounds, going out for passes in touch football games; all the things I don’t want to do anymore, because i can’t run without looking at where my left leg is coming down at all times.
But enough of this! Holy fucking pitching today! The following pitchers have scheduled starts today: Sale, Cole, Kershaw, Bumgarner, Fister, Teheran, Greinke, and BARTOLO COLON.
Activate coffee, Tylenol & Purple Kush
Infidel. You forgotted Carlos “El Gallo” Martinez of Most Gloious el beisbol Cardinals!!! We actually won a game last night. Thanks for being even shittier than us, Braves!!!!
Soccer is the worst but Who’s More Grizzled is the best. It takes a team of horses up Bear Mountain.
Robert Duvall and Norm MacDonald on that was one of my favourite sketches ever.
29 degrees has a much different psychological impact in April than it does in January.
Even in da south we’re getting a wintery last gasp. 20s tonight and windy as fuck today.
I’m expecting Dorothy and Toto to go sailing past my fucking window any second now.
It better be a nice summer. If it’s not nice next weekend I might take a last minute trip somewhere warm.
Agreed. In fact, I was supposed to go to a ballgame tonight. Hell with that, though. Staying home, making a big pot of chili.
/also probably drinking
I’m going to go roast some beets and pretend I live in Siberia. I should probably get some vodka for this activity.
Da
I shall probably start by book on Stalin, Orlando Figes’ “The Whisperers”
You’d be safe and warm if you were in LA,
California dreaming on such a winters day.
Like Australia?
woo
hoo
Ugh. I’m on 4 hours sleep. I have to take Mrs. Wakezilla to get some blood work done to make sure she doesn’t have the pregnant diabeetus, which takes over an hour to do, apparently. Then, we’re off to my friend’s kid birthday party that starts at 10 am. Is that shit normal? I don’t ever recall going to morning birthdays.
I’ve never gone to one but that’s a great idea. That way most of the day is still yours.
/that said, I stopped going to birthday parties a long time ago
//and no, I don’t do anything for my own
For a kid? VERY normal. Especially really little kids, before nap time.
So THAT’S why all the mid-afternoon ones I went to devolved into chaos and tears…
Well, that and the Moms all hopped up on Adderall and cheap white wine.
Most I’ve gone too start in mid afternoon and feature those fucking 8 oz. Coors Light cans from Army PXs. Cake and Coke for the kids.
…and Coke for the kids.
Tony Montana likes this +1
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I bet he says “kek” like Martin Short in Father of the Bride.
Everton…FFS
Things I hate most about Facebook:
1. “Copy this and post it” guilt tripping
2. Every meal. Every God damn one.
3. My kids! More Kids! My pets!
4. Like this NOW, fucko.
5. Continue reading
6 Pokes. In 2016
Twitter is brief. And has everything. And you can get a good pulse on what’s going on now. Twitter’s cool.
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I don’t care for either actually, and use each as little as possible.
Google+ can also eat a bag of dicks.
I have no Facebook, for obvious reasons. I took down Blockbuster with my personal boycott, I will take down Facebook. NFL is next if Goodell doesn’t step down soon…
Sadly, I have a couple of friends who have drunk the kool-aid and seem to have gravitated to only wanting to communicate thru facebook. I installed messenger on my phone just to avoid actually signing onto facebook any more often than necessary, though if they are REALLY talkative I end up having to do so anyway because of that damned little ass phone keypad.
Ironically….I’m about to have to sign on right now to make a long reply to someone.
Dammit.
You should send that someone an email. They will think you are dragging your knuckles and have a brontosaurus roasting in the backyard…
Doesn’t work, I’ve tried. They still reply on fb.
It’s like a damned cult of something.
*or
1. It’s existence
/am 100% introvert
Shouldn’t that be a pro for you, then?
NOPE. E-mail* or GTFO. I don’t want everyone I know (in my limited circle) seeing my shit, and being constantly barraged by proddding to expand said circle.
* I will also accept texting, as long as you don’t mind if I choose to respond with the same level of time sensitivity as an e-mail.
Twitter’s cool? Well. . .
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/26/microsoft-deeply-sorry-for-offensive-tweets-by-ai-chatbot
“We will remain steadfast in our efforts to learn from this and other experiences as we work toward contributing to an Internet that represents the best, not the worst, of humanity,” Lee wrote.
????
Also, what about hootsuite?
What is that?
And also….get off my lawn.
I’d google it, but I’m worried it’s owl porn.
Last nite–well, coupla hours ago anyway– I saw the PSG – Man City CL game that I had been saving. Turned out to be a sloppy and tense 2 -2 game. David Luiz must play awesome *beat* in every game I do not see.
David Luiz is the most over-rated defender in the history of the game. Just stick him at winger and let him head corner kicks into the goal. That is really the only thing he is good for.
What a match to wake up to! 3-2 Hammers in the 68th minute.