EPL Weekend, To Cure What Fer Ails Ya

The Commentist Politburo got to talkin’ ailments this week, what with Culinary Legend Yeah Right’s knee getting all fucked. This is the true essence of life past 35 (the “injury/ailment” Maginot Line), you whippersnappers. Shit just blows on ya. Perhaps even whilst one sleeps. No activity is safe. For me, it’s the PeyPey neck, though other shit is also mild-to-moderately fucked. SO FAR.

So enjoy your couches, your booze, your drug(s) of choice. Father Time comes for us all. GET WELL SOON, ye bastard Small Bear fan.

And what does the EPL have to distract us with this weekend? SPOILER ALERT. Not much.

Arsenal remain 11 back of Foxy Footy, but with a game in hand…so THEORETICALLY 8. That theory faces a stiff test in 6th position West Ham in the early bird special (7:45, NBCSN). Arsenal must run the table to have any shot whatsoever. Falling back into their more familiar 4th is still much more likely.

The 10:00 window fucking sucks. NBCSN is showing Palace/Norwich, intriguing as…the 2 worst teams who WON’T get relegated?? USA has Soton taking on Newcastle, so one can laugh at the Barcodes, who surely ARE going the fuck down. Everton continue their tailspin into irrelevance at Watford, and Chelski face Swans on Extra Time. Meh.

Sunday brings a marginally interesting doubleheader. Leicester face relegation fodder (with a slight chance to escape yet again) Sunderland (8:30, NBCSN), followed by 2nd place Spurs and 5th place Manure (11:00, NBCSN). The margin between the top two is 7 points, and Foxy Footy have the far easier game – with only 5 contests remaining after Sunday. This could effectively end the race…but footy is a fickle mistress in such circumstances. Beware, Foxes. Beware.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Might be a tad early for this sort of fare. But it popped up randomly in an unrelated search (no, not a porn search you pervy fucks…but get back to me later)….
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Jeans?

Doktor Zymm

I think I have that same underwear.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Photos or it didn’t happen.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Claude Giroux and David Krejci were linemates in junior with the Gatineau Olympiques. Other teams did not see the puck often when they were on the ice.

laserguru

The pain discussion:

The pain in the knee right now is tolerable, think of a nagging toothache in your knee. The killer is when I take a step and the knee “catches.” For the whole crowd think of it like a stomach punch, for the males in the crowd think about a not-so-gentle nut tap.

I have a hard time answering the doctor when they ask “On a scale of 1-10.” I’m not trying to pretend to be a badass and say I can handle the pain, it’s just that I’ve had no choice. I’ve had knee pain for over 30 years. I also leave room for a real “10” rating of pain. The only time I had a true 10 was when my knee dislocated.
Yeah, THAT’S a 10.
I would rate the pain right now as a steady 6.

Mostly I’m just pissed that it affects functionality and it’s also kind of annoying to listen to. Everyone has an annoying friend who loudly cracks their knuckles, well that’s the noise my left knee is making with pretty much every step. It is very audible.

Goddammit, this sucks. Just when my right knee was doing better from last year’s surgery too.

I’m going to start drinking now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Always say 9.
Always.

laserguru

Good answer!

WCS

Sorry to see that, comrade. Have Hippo mail you some of the good stuff, or maybe ask your friendly, neighborhood Bloods for some “merchandise.”

laserguru

Thanks. I plan on medicating with some California Green Cross product shortly.

Can any of you fine folks shed light on Tramadol HCL 50? I have a full unopened bottle from last year’s surgery. It’s still in code too.

I never used it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s great for the pain. Synthetic opiate. Similar effects for pain and otherwise.

But do NOT over do it (2 at a time at most). It lowers seizure threshold. Seizures suck.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also….it was marketed originally as a non-addictive opiate alternative.
This is way way way way not true.
Addictive as much or more than natural opioids.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve torn up my ankle something awful (probably should have gone to the hospital, went to Italy instead, took 2 months to heal) and various other injuries, but the worst pain I can remember was a few years back when I had an adult ear infection. It started on the bus. When I got home, I attempted to clean my ear with a Q-tip, which is not a thing I do. I usually only take tylenol or ibuprofen or similar if I have a fever, but I took some. I was dating someone at the time, and it turns out that there is a stage of ear infection where you can pop a couple OTC painkillers and still give a killer blow job, but things got rapidly worse, and the next morning boy suggested the CVS minute clinic. I walked there, waited for some little shit to get cold meds, and when asked to rate my pain on a scale of 1-10 said, in a tense voice, “It could probably be worse….8 (squeal of pain) I guess?”
I got my scrips, not sure how I got home, as it kept getting worse, things were dire until my eardrum popped and the lady called, gave me a different scrip, and I felt much better, though I had horrible drips and lack of hearing for a month after.

laserguru

My other pain story does not involve giving a killer blow job.

Separated my right shoulder back in ’84. Numb at first but the next morning?
HOLLEE SHIT I couldn’t even breathe. Just trying to roll over in bed was fucking agony.

Broken ribs ain’t all that funny either. I should know since I’ve done it 4 times.
I should probably be more careful.

Christ, that ear thing made me cringe. Sounds awful.

Doktor Zymm

Eeech, that sounds awful as well. I hate it when pain invades sleep. Anytime you wake up, need to consciously re-position yourself, and then go back to sleep, that’s horrible. I don’t find broken ribs in general funny, but I do find my one friend’s broken ribs funny cause he got his ribs broke by an overly energetic hug by a lovely man with the unfortunate name of Jissohm.

laserguru

That actually is kind of funny. If that’s his given name his parents should be drawn and quartered.

Oddly enough all of my rib injuries were alcohol related in some way.
It’s not that painful unless you laugh, cough or god forbid sneeze.

And it takes for-fucking-ever for them bastards to heal.

Doktor Zymm

Apparently it’s a biblical name? I doubt it, but he was a fantastic guy, and I get the impression that most rib injuries are either alcohol or winter sport related. I’ve had loads of horseback riding injuries, but not ribs, surprisingly enough.

Sill Bimmons

Sestito is garbage.

Should have been a double major.

Covalent Blonde

Did Belichick just make some calls for that major?

Gratliff

Sestito almost as harmful to the flyers as he was when he played for them

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I refer to Zac Rinaldo as “Sestito lite”. And Sestito as “Riley Cote lite”, and Riley Cote as “Donald Brashea…

Covalent Blonde

For the love of everything non-CTE! Stop with the head punches!

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, so based off of yesterday evening, I have bought, and am currently eating, Manchego and Felino.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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laserguru

Outstanding!

WCS

I can’t afford that fancy, shmancy, richpeopleman’s cheese, but I did just buy 64 slices of colby cheese.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I for one am shocked…SHOCKED I TELL YOU!!!!
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Gratliff

One period left to keep Boston out of the playoffs

WCS

FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FFFFAAACCCCKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU! YOUAH JUST A HAHTAH LIKE GOODELL AHND THE FACKIN’ WAHRLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I can’t give context here, because spoilers….BUT GODDAMMIT!!!!!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oleg papa be a manipulative dickhead. He better be first on rampagin’ list.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t even care which. He was using a human life as a bargaining chip to get his baby boy closer to home against his will. Kill the fucktard.
Seriously…I don’t even care who Negan kills on TWD anymore. Kill all of ’em for all I care. They all deserve to die anyway.
This….THIS….was a kick in the nads I did not need.
Fuck you, scripted drama!!!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, but on the bright side….
Glanders/antibiotic reaction apparently doesn’t cause one to lose their bowling skillz.
So….there’s that.

Gratliff

For a while, he was being called Chocolate Tocchet

Gratliff

Never leave the point, ghost bear

Covalent Blonde

Oh my! Oh my Flyers!

Gratliff

Oh good. We’ve reached the fucking clown shoes portion if the show.

Philly needs help, I know just the man
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Covalent Blonde

Additionally, I thought that was going to end with, “Lauren Hart was reading the lyrics” to nat=ional anthem.

Covalent Blonde

Have I seriously never noticed that the Coors commercial during this Pennsylvania pugilism ends in “Climb On”?

Gratliff
Sill Bimmons

why do these fucking morons in philly play shipping up to boston when they score

Gratliff

Don’t usually. It’s shit edm over Rocky music. Probably trolling Boston fans

Sill Bimmons

goddamn motherfucking flyers

Gratliff

Fuck yo deep trap

Sill Bimmons

fuck yo hip check to the head

Gratliff

I’ve watched Crosby carry the puck over the line like a fullback. I feel nothing.

Philly fans will commit seppuku with a cheesesteak if they botch the chance to make the playoffs.

laserguru

The gym was entertaining, turns out that the stretching and the step ups were the most difficult.
I recommend avoiding step ups when you have torn knee cartilage.

I will say that if I was a religious man I would thank the Lord and sonny Jesus for fit girls in yoga pants.
Holy shit.

Doktor Zymm

Does your gym have a pool? Swimming is obnoxiously good exercise (mainly because I assume I’ll always be as good at it as I was when I was 10) and it’s joint friendly. Plus girls in swimsuits?

ballsofsteelandfury

THIS. Times a million.

laserguru

It doesn’t but there is a pool less than half a block away. I love to swim but when my last doctor recommended maybe giving up my walking for swimming, all I could think about was this:

http://www.homevideos.com/freeze-movies/Cocoon/Cocoon24.jpg

I always enjoy a good Boston sports collapse.

Gratliff

A season that was over 3 months ago can be salvaged with a win over a Crosby-less Pens. Keep your shit together, and an eye on the puck at all times.
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Gratliff

Rags go up! Nobody wants the last seed!

ballsofsteelandfury

New game: Balls has a shit-ton of vacation days that he has to take prior to the end of his company’s fiscal year (June 30) else he loses them. What does he do with them? For estimation purposes, consider a “shit-ton” to be approximately 10 working days. Also, I don’t have a disposable three to five grand to go on a luxurious three-week vacation, so let’s try to keep things relatively affordable. AND GO!

Unsurprised

Two-week coma.

Don T

A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +10000

Covalent Blonde

I have always–ALWAYS–wanted to spend a week diving in Bali? I could live vicariously through you?

ballsofsteelandfury

Unfortunately, my ears can’t handle pressure, so I’ve only done diving twice and that was it. I’ll snorkel though…

bourb0nblues

Some sort of camping thing? Go live in the wilderness, cook things over a fire, watch the stars. Watch out for bears.

ballsofsteelandfury

This is an excellent idea. Joshua Tree is nearby and they have ready-made campsites. I may get bored though, as I’m not sure my friends could join me.

Covalent Blonde

Why the fuck couldn’t I? Or did you forget that I climb in JT far too often?

ballsofsteelandfury

You could, but I was thinking weekdays. Aren’t you working?

Covalent Blonde

Fucking lag time! Yes, but I might be able to take a day off plus these people are as weird as can be locally!

Covalent Blonde

Seriously, if you head out this way, let me know and I can take you out to some of the fine high desert haunts!

ballsofsteelandfury

Sweet! I’m thinking maybe we meet up in your neck of the woods and hit the town to see how many non-lesbian women with mouth-on-anus dresses try to hit on you.

Covalent Blonde

That is a promise! I have no doubt that we can get into shitloads of trouble out here!

Covalent Blonde

Fuck me sideways! I just forgot entirely about Coachella! Pretty much every square inch of space is covered in hippies in the Desert for the next three weeks.

Doktor Zymm

Are you picky about sleeping in hostels or couchsurfing? Because pretty much anywhere is affordable if you can find decent airfare and aren’t too picky about accommodations.

Doktor Zymm

Hell, if you give me a budget I can give you a rough plan. I like planning trips. Not as much as I like taking trips, but planning is fun too.

ballsofsteelandfury

Let’s say between $1000 and $1500…

Doktor Zymm

Oh, that’s totally doable. Anywhere you don’t want to go?

ballsofsteelandfury

I forgot to mention that hostels/cheap accommodations are A-ok!

Unique/unusual places/experiences are preferable.

Doktor Zymm

Good airfares (up to $570) from LAX, Stockholm (or Oslo, but Stockholm is more fun), Shanghai (China has an excellent rail system), Hanoi (also a favorite of mine, and cheap and a good rail system), various islands/central america/some south america. There’s more after that, notably Manila and Moscow, but that’s an extra hundred you could spend on stuff while travelling.

ballsofsteelandfury

Stockholm is intriguing. Norwegian Air, I assume?

Doktor Zymm

Yup, that’s the one. It’s a great town. Not great weather, and food/drink isn’t the cheapest, but a hell of a lot of fun if you do it right.

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit, I just found a $450 fare ROUND TRIP!

Tell me more about what to do in Stockholm.

ballsofsteelandfury

Probably the only no-go is Africa. I’ve got no interest in going there. No offense.

Doktor Zymm

No worries on that, airfare to Africa is stupidly expensive.

WCS

So. Much. Cocaine.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I sense we could follow the Winter of Duchess with the Spring of Balls. Which is still how Ben Roethlisberger greets women near the restrooms.

Don T

Rent a beach house. Debauch. Then ease your way into civilization.
Watch the football tourneys in bars of fans of the countries playing. Keep a blade in your shoe.

ballsofsteelandfury

Like this?

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Kungjitsu

You should be that dick who comes into work on his day off in shorts and flip flops just to shoot the shit. It’s cheap and people will hate you. #WinWin

Doktor Zymm

I’m replying to this comment instead, cause that conversation gettin’ narrow. When I travel for a week or more, I usually go to more than one destination. For Stockholm, I would recommend taking the Viking Line http://www.sales.vikingline.com/ to wherever, I’ve taken it to Helsinki, but Estonia is another fine option, or wherever looks good to you. Stay wherever for a few days, make friends on the boat (it’s that kind of boat), get back to Stockholm for the remainder of your trip. (the train is also an option, Denmark is fun.) Everything in Stockholm can be walking distance (within 2-3 hours walking) but there is also a good subway system. I would recommend finding someone to couchsurf with. There are also boat tours, which are good, and some great parks.

Doktor Zymm

There’s a good Old town in Stockholm, and some good museums, which are worth checking out. Sodermalm is where you’ll find cafes and bars and such.

Gratliff

LET’S FUCKING GO, FLYERA!

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Gratliff

Oh my god. Listening to NESN bemoaning getting whooped by what is basically an AHL team is so boner inducing.

Don T

Just finished watching Thursday’s Europa League Dortmund 1 – 1 Liverpool
Great, great game. Dortmund moves the ball at will up and down and have a great defense. Their goalie is a fucking boss. Liverpool’s punching above their weight.

Second leg promises to be amazing.
-Jeffrey Dahmer

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Eh, second leg was as disappointing as the first. I’ve got really high hopes for the third, though.”

– Jamaal Charles

American Pie Story

Teenage me ate way too much junk food and was just as sedentary as now-twentysomething, but was five pants sizes skinnier. Guess it was just a matter of time.

American Pie Story

*twentysomething me

Covalent Blonde

Adolescent metabolism is a lying sonuvabitch!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What the hell are “pants”?

Unsurprised

I gained 150 pounds my sophomore and junior years of high school.

Unsurprised

Even if I give myself 50, how the fuck did I do that and my doctor didn’t freak the fuck out?

Oh, because he was a piece of shit.

laserguru

I’ve found that when you’re not feeling well and the weather outside is cold and dreary that it’s always nice to be able to cozy up to your favorite pet. This is Wanda. Isn’t she a cutie!?!
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She’s about 3 years old and actually survived being boarded during a termite tenting and 2 tank changes.
She’s a psycho when she lays eggs though.
Tear your finger right off, mate!

I have a knack for raising angel fish.

The skeleton is named Captain Steve.

Covalent Blonde

It’s like she was posing for her picture! What a cutie!

laserguru

She’s awesome. Has more personality than any fish I’ve ever had.

Unsurprised

Is it bad that I could barely see her until I viewed this at full size in a new tab?
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laserguru

It’s the black rocks. She turns kind of chameleon like.

Gratliff

BRUINS ARE COLLAPSING!

Gratliff

AND COLLAPSED!

Covalent Blonde

I am sort of surprised that they appear to be going into two years in a row without a post-season. I wish I could get the same schadenfreude sense of pleasure out of the B’s that I would if this were the Pats.

Gratliff

I hate the Bruins hockey team the same way I hate the Patriots fanbase, and since there’s a lot of overlap there, this is very enjoyable.

Covalent Blonde

I didn’t realize you were a Habs fan.

I won’t miss them that’s for sure. It’s just surprising. Luckily I can always have faith in the Red Sox keeping them humble.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So I was just flipping thru the DirecTV onscreen guide, and I discovered that E! has a reality show entitled “LA Clippers Dance Squad”.
The emotions I feel about this are mixed, to say the least.
/changes channel
//disgusted with self

BrettFavresColonoscopy

DFO Advice Solicitation:

Found a debit card on a jogging path (I was obviously walking, let’s not kid ourselves). Do I call the bank and report it for them to cancel it or first message some possibles on the facebook dot com to see if someone claims/can ID it? Unfortunately it’s a common name.

theeWeeBabySeamus

C) Buy a lot of shit.

Just kidding. Common name….I’d call the bank if it were me. I don’t trust people much, and as discussed below, those faceboogers are teh worst of teh worst.
Bank might also be able to directly contact the correct Joe Smith from their records, perhaps.

laserguru

Take close-up photos of the front and back of the card and post them here.

Maybe one of us will recognize it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Call the bank. You don’t want to follow this season’s Archer storyline.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think I found the guy. Awaiting a reply, and if none, I’ll call the bank or do C).

scotchnaut

INCOMING HOT TAKE ALERT-

I don’t like scented garbage bags. They are far too perfume-y.

/yeah, I went there
//to the dumpster, that is

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They would be better if they smelled like really dank weed.

And also you could smoke them.

theeWeeBabySeamus

WHY DO WE KEEP RUNNING OUT OF TRASH BAGS SO FAST??????????

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Covalent Blonde

RTD turned in Marc Trestman’s Windowless Van so slowly I didn’t even notice

scotchnaut

What the hell would you expect what with the Donks winning? Your part of the universe is re-aligning itself. It’s simple math.

Covalent Blonde

Don’t forget the U*NC loss. Things need to come up a lot less Milhouse for KH!

(Universe, if you are listening, please let justice be equalized in one fell swoop with a Kaep trade)

theeWeeBabySeamus

I dunno about Hippo (actually I do, lol), but long after the O’s lucky start has faded and they have sunk to the bottom, and even after the Ravens have managed to dick away the fall, this video will still warm my schadenfeudian heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00YtuzRuGz0

ballsofsteelandfury

Plus, Carlton is in the shitter too. That Donks win really took all your sporting good luck away.

laserguru

Oh yeah, I’ve got a kick ass Sunday Gravy post for tomorrow that you may want to bookmark. The fun part is going to be preparing next week’s post in the kitchen tomorrow. I’ll limp through it somehow.

There may be some store bought shit involved.
I’m still cooking though because it’s tradition.

I may actually be insane.

laserguru

Thanks for the kind words dear friend and honorable King Hippo.
To me the most damned depressing element of the aging process is I really fucking work hard at staying in shape. Every fucking day.
I may have set up some challenges for myself earlier in life that I’m paying for now.
Not sure if I’ve shared this story but on January 3rd of 2001 I weighed in at 339 pounds.
I weigh over 100 pounds less than that now.
I think the excess weight, several previous sports injuries including a hyperextension in high school and the fact that I’m structurally fucked (knock knees) have all attributed.
Today I’m going to get up, stretch, have a banana and some yogurt, and head to the gym. Some warm up on the stationary bike and some free weights and physical therapy.

I am not going quietly into that goodnight.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
(Woo!!!! Literature!!!)
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Covalent Blonde

Good on you, kitten! Though I don’t believe these tales of Yeah Right past. You look as fit as a fiddle and if it weren’t for a wizened surliness, you’d be taken for being in your mid-thirties!

Keep up the good stuff!

laserguru

The wizened surliness takes years to perfect.

Thanks babe. I appreciate it.

Don T

/lighting a Marlboro in tribute

//I know I know. You’re right

Fronkenshteen

Morning boys! Just un-kinking my 44 year old body after a brutal Friday night cook shift. So much pain.Got today off, though [does Carlton dance]. Truly sorry to hear about Yeah Right’s knee. I popped my left ACL playing softball when I was 22, and haven’t been the same since. I was standing on third base watching a shallow fly ball out to right field, never thinking I’d be told to tag up. The right fielder made the catch at the top of the infield and my coach yelled, “GO!!!”. The throw was fine, so the catcher was waiting for me with the ball in his mitt. It was only a scrimmage, so I just tried a stupid step-around move. You know that giant divot on the right side of home plate at every public park in America where guys dig in? Slid right into that fucker and BANG! Got the reconstructive surgery, but never regained confidence. I actually have dreams about shagging flies, playing right halfback and running onto crosses and rebounds, going out for passes in touch football games; all the things I don’t want to do anymore, because i can’t run without looking at where my left leg is coming down at all times.
But enough of this! Holy fucking pitching today! The following pitchers have scheduled starts today: Sale, Cole, Kershaw, Bumgarner, Fister, Teheran, Greinke, and BARTOLO COLON.
Activate coffee, Tylenol & Purple Kush

Enrico Pallazzo

Soccer is the worst but Who’s More Grizzled is the best. It takes a team of horses up Bear Mountain.

Doktor Zymm

29 degrees has a much different psychological impact in April than it does in January.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Even in da south we’re getting a wintery last gasp. 20s tonight and windy as fuck today.
I’m expecting Dorothy and Toto to go sailing past my fucking window any second now.

Doktor Zymm

It better be a nice summer. If it’s not nice next weekend I might take a last minute trip somewhere warm.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed. In fact, I was supposed to go to a ballgame tonight. Hell with that, though. Staying home, making a big pot of chili.
/also probably drinking

Doktor Zymm

I’m going to go roast some beets and pretend I live in Siberia. I should probably get some vodka for this activity.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Da

laserguru

You’d be safe and warm if you were in LA,
California dreaming on such a winters day.

ballsofsteelandfury

Like Australia?

Sill Bimmons

woo

theeWeeBabySeamus

hoo

Wakezilla

Ugh. I’m on 4 hours sleep. I have to take Mrs. Wakezilla to get some blood work done to make sure she doesn’t have the pregnant diabeetus, which takes over an hour to do, apparently. Then, we’re off to my friend’s kid birthday party that starts at 10 am. Is that shit normal? I don’t ever recall going to morning birthdays.

scotchnaut

I’ve never gone to one but that’s a great idea. That way most of the day is still yours.

/that said, I stopped going to birthday parties a long time ago
//and no, I don’t do anything for my own

scotchnaut

So THAT’S why all the mid-afternoon ones I went to devolved into chaos and tears…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, that and the Moms all hopped up on Adderall and cheap white wine.

Don T

Most I’ve gone too start in mid afternoon and feature those fucking 8 oz. Coors Light cans from Army PXs. Cake and Coke for the kids.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Don T

I bet he says “kek” like Martin Short in Father of the Bride.

Don T

Things I hate most about Facebook:
1. “Copy this and post it” guilt tripping
2. Every meal. Every God damn one.
3. My kids! More Kids! My pets!
4. Like this NOW, fucko.
5. Continue reading
6 Pokes. In 2016

Twitter is brief. And has everything. And you can get a good pulse on what’s going on now. Twitter’s cool.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t care for either actually, and use each as little as possible.
Google+ can also eat a bag of dicks.

ballsofsteelandfury

I have no Facebook, for obvious reasons. I took down Blockbuster with my personal boycott, I will take down Facebook. NFL is next if Goodell doesn’t step down soon…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sadly, I have a couple of friends who have drunk the kool-aid and seem to have gravitated to only wanting to communicate thru facebook. I installed messenger on my phone just to avoid actually signing onto facebook any more often than necessary, though if they are REALLY talkative I end up having to do so anyway because of that damned little ass phone keypad.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ironically….I’m about to have to sign on right now to make a long reply to someone.
Dammit.

ballsofsteelandfury

You should send that someone an email. They will think you are dragging your knuckles and have a brontosaurus roasting in the backyard…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Doesn’t work, I’ve tried. They still reply on fb.
It’s like a damned cult of something.

theeWeeBabySeamus

*or

Wakezilla

Shouldn’t that be a pro for you, then?

Don T

“We will remain steadfast in our efforts to learn from this and other experiences as we work toward contributing to an Internet that represents the best, not the worst, of humanity,” Lee wrote.
????

Wakezilla

Also, what about hootsuite?

theeWeeBabySeamus

What is that?
And also….get off my lawn.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’d google it, but I’m worried it’s owl porn.

Don T

Last nite–well, coupla hours ago anyway– I saw the PSG – Man City CL game that I had been saving. Turned out to be a sloppy and tense 2 -2 game. David Luiz must play awesome *beat* in every game I do not see.

ballsofsteelandfury

David Luiz is the most over-rated defender in the history of the game. Just stick him at winger and let him head corner kicks into the goal. That is really the only thing he is good for.

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