México vs Uruguay is about to kick off.
Some shit basketball game too. Whatevs.
To follow up on Yeah Right’s post, I encourage everyone to post their favorite BBQ joint either in their hometown or anywhere they’ve visited.
My entry was the Pecan Lodge in Dallas. The meat literally melted in my mouth. I think I had a four hour nap after this:
Give us your recommendations!
MST3K – Werewolf end credits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLDQOVrtgJ4
If you’re a crazy MST3K fan this should be on your calendar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHeDeF57DeU
Most of the shows on Comedy Central aren’t that funny these days, but HOLY FUCK is that Nikki Glaser show unfunny.
Like wrecking ball to the scrotum unfunny.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/2936599e666d8e6094776de47463317f/tumblr_o32klgbfPG1v53la8o1_1280.gif
Get it? See, it’s funny because it’s a cutesy blonde woman making raunchy dick jokes instead of Andrew Dice Clay! Are you laughing yet?
I kept seeing ads recently and thought the same thing. Did you actually watch the show or is this just from the painful ads?
Her podcast is the same shit, and it’s horrible.
But Comedy Central does have Drunk History and Another Period. Those are great. I’d love to see some of the footage of the DH episode they couldn’t salvage because they go so fucked up.
I gave it a try because I like to find new comedy I like.
If they’d given that show to Jen Kirkman it might have worked.
She’s just like Amy Schmuer!
It seems balls looked at that gif of cyclops fucking in the kitchen and is still bleeding from the eyes.
In other news, I edited it down but this has to be preserved for the ages:
http://115.imagebam.com/download/F7DFcth85hpg4eCRKP9d-g/48790/487892546/bludso-cripso.jpg
Scrolling text suggestion: Try Bludso’s Barbeque in Compton, but avoid the Cripso’s around the corner.
I live in a place that has no BBQ places at all, so I will just post a Summer Glau from TSCC gif instead (I think at one point we were rated as one of the highest concentration of bars in the country on our downtown main street [bar, bar, bar, hotel the Green Bay Packers opponents stay at, bar, bar, music shop, bar, bar, bar, etc])
https://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY?list=RD0iqLhdInGrk
I loved that scene.
Remember the time he felt her up and then felt inside her?
https://youtu.be/O60mgtymxpw
Sin subtitulos. https://youtu.be/d3jCGZhWJnA
1/8 speed: https://gfycat.com/BlissfulCavernousGreatargus#?speed=0.125
So if you double this, that’s my typical order at El Modelo. Sometimes I’d order chicharrones (by the pound) instead.
This is as close as I could find but they chop the pork up into larger pieces.
Geez. I’m getting sloppy.
I should visit one of the carnicerias I’ve seen around town.
http://alibi.com/image/pix_id/17935/Chicharones-the-size-of-an-actual-pig-await-just.jpg
I should quit for the night.
That’s a Pro’s Ranch Market (I assume in ABQ, but it’s a chain. It could be one of dozens.).
I live in the BBQ wasteland that is NJ so…
Southern-Style I go here: http://www.thewoodpit.com/index.html
Portuguese I go here: http://www.clarkbbq.com/
This is what I get at the Portuguese place (pork cubes and shrimp with onions, cubed potatoes, banana peppers, carrots, and cauliflower. Served with rice and a liberal amount of hot sauce.)
http://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/IOdFcwJTJ3Cr6O07lMk5_w/o.jpg
That looks so delicious.
Come on!
You’re telling me that Big Ed’s isn’t real BBQ?
I won’t potentially spoil GoT for those who haven’t seen it yet like I did to my FB friends.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/b1d515487889513
Cercei should just roll into her next meeting with the Queen of Thorns like this and I am back on her side. Until they waste 3 episodes of the show doing crazy Sarah over and over again while the show is on the verge of cancellation (The 0 of you that watched TSCC will know what I mean)
I liked that show. I regret that I never got to watch them film the scene of her and Summer Glau appearing naked in the middle of Albuquerque through time.
The dad from Raising Hope was also really good on it. But the series went way, way off the rails in the second season with whatever Shirley Manson’s character was up to.
I really hate that people reviewing GoT never remember important details, the one that is bugging me now is that Mayor Carcetti already told Sarah Connor last year he was gonna start a war between the people in the north and come in at the last minute with the army from the Veil, kill whoever is left and claim it for himself… sorry, the Lannisters.
Wait, the mayor of Los Angeles spoke with the girl Terminator is looking for?!? That’s awesome!
Well, The Wire was Baltimore. So close
Oh, and also, no the other Sarah Connor. How do 2 cast members play the same iconic role? I meant Lena Headey
1) I wonder who Sansa sent the letter to. It’d be funny if it turns out to be Tyrion, but it’s probably to Littlefinger.
2) When will she nut up and call herself the Queen of the North?
Since we’ve reached the talent portion of the evening’s festivities:
http://116.imagebam.com/download/NCMve-ZRwa32mXqlCmNk5Q/48789/487888739/rachel%20cook%20-%20treats%209.jpg
I believe we are still discussing things we would like to eat.
So, yeah.
Oh, man. I looked up sexy kitchen or something and the first image was a gif that looks like a stop-motion monster from the original Clash of the Titans fucking a woman. I may never get an erection again.
Oh, this is better. I’m still traumatized, though.
h
ttp://www.babes-and-stuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/hot_girl_kitchen-a-1024×691.jpg
Now I want to see it and I also don’t want to see it.
I don’t know where the tumblr link went, but here’s the one I seem to have kept.
h
ttp://i.xxgifs.com/galleries/10/big/brunette-gets-extremely-hot-sex.gif
So I missed something since the end of the most Cleveland game ever and now you are posting pagent pictures
http://www.snarksquad.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Nick-Miller-Moonwalk.gif
BBQ pageant pictures! It’s topic-related!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O38EzobQOf4/VNpNlhRxKqI/AAAAAAAAGT0/XKRpRmQ8KJc/s1600/Weatherford,%2BAbbey%2BJo%2BAD.jpg
Watching Julia Louis-Dreyfuss ripping Missi Pyle’s character a new asshole was a thing of beauty.
My mistake. It was Stephnie Weir from MadTV.
No sauce (giggity)..2/10 would not gnaw on her ribs.
Well, she’s probably not legal anyway, so it’s probably for the best…
As if Alabama, Georgia, or Florida have age of consent laws.
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-11/3/17/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-13139-1446590841-9.jpg
No.
Germans can read.
Holy shit, you’re right!
So I’ve pretty much ignored Veep because I find Julia Louis-dreyfus to be generally pretty meh, but I’ve been watching it recently due to its precarious position between the 1-2 punch of GoT and Silicon Valley, and my snarky political fix from Last Week Tonight. It doesn’t bore me as much as I expected. If I’d paid more attention to who the supporting cast was, I’d probably have given it a chance from the get go. Worth going back to the beginning and getting caught up?
Yes
https://youtu.be/8gB_X2qgo5c
https://youtu.be/oLE3nIoi60k
http://static.wixstatic.com/media/ed4ea6_3386e6d93d0c4bc1b823f8b4e25edc96.jpg/v1/fill/w_272,h_350,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/ed4ea6_3386e6d93d0c4bc1b823f8b4e25edc96.jpg
Joey Ryan just living the dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUj65V7D0aw
HAHAHAHAHA
Mike is psyched to work for Gary FUCKING Bettman!
“If you were 10% less black I could make you President.”
I love Veep.
I visited my cousins in the last couple of years. Last time was for my Auntie’s funeral.
Miss you Auntie Dell!
This place was really solid.
http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/59xbb4KV0IUblSkf88h8UA/348s.jpg
Shep’s barbecue in Palastine Texas.
Home of Adrian Peterson.
Good brisket and good ribs.
If I ever visit the cousins I will go back again.
I will go to this.
“I’m a Jewish Deli in Palestine WHOAAAA I’M A DELI”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d27gTrPPAyk
“I’m gonna go fuck the tits off that one.” I hope they play that line during the Emmys.
Nice to see Bron and The Hound in the same episode.
I can’t wait to see Gregor rip the face off Cersei’s cousin.
This flea?
http://loudwire.com/files/2014/04/170197761.jpg
Maybe this one:
Or this one:
http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/15760/16266566_5.jpg
I’ll go with Butcher Bar in Queens and its satellite place next door, Smoke House. Haven’t been inside the brick and mortar (should go Tuesday after my students’ end-of-year performance) but they have a tent at LIC Flea.
I miss the man, too, but seriously news, let the man rest in peace. Muhammad Ali is quickly becoming that old SNL Generalissimo Francisco Franco joke.
Here’s a game you can play:
Convince as many people as you can that all the Ali coverage is the LAMEstream media’s not so subtle way of race segragation by only showing how great he was AFTER he died; don’t you think he’d have liked to hear all this BEFORE he died?
1 point for facebookers
2 points for twitterererers
3 points for any murdoch owned entity
5 points for any stack exchange user.
Best BBQ from my life experience
Evanston, Il: Hecky’s BarBQue (childhood favorite havnt had it in like 25yrs)
Austin, TX:The Salt Lick
LLano, TX: Coopers
Richmond, VA: Alamo BBQ
Memphis,TN: Rendezvous
DC Area: N/A
Next time I’m in Richmond, I’ll check it out.
http://www.alamobbqva.com/
its a hole in the wall type place its on a corner its all outside eating and it’s the older area of Richmond.
As far as DC goes I did like Hill Country BBQ its a bit over the top and over priced and as a Native Texan its kind of idiotic, cause it starts throwing shit up on the walls that’s from Texas even though it had nothing to do with the Hill Country
Just mapped it; wifey’s aunt and uncle live 20 minutes away. We’ll definitely give it a shot next time we’re there.
Is it nearer the stadium side of town? If yes and if it’s more than 20 years old I think I might have eaten there once long, long ago.
Union Hill area the Coliseum is on the other side of 95.
“its a hole in the wall type place its on a corner its all outside eating”
As it should be.
Its not technically BBQ, but Roney’s/Roy Rogers’ BBQ in Cincinnati will always be a personal favorite.
I like the cut of your jib.
I never had BBQ in Virginia. I’ve had it in Alabama, Georgia, Carolinas, D.C., and Maryland. I never got around to VA.
Alamo will be at the top of my list the next chance I get.
HELP! The Factory of Sadness has evolved to sentience and is rapidly expanding! Akran and Erie, PA has fallen. The Ohio National Guard has been sent to Mansifield and Sandusky to protect Columbus and Toledo. The Pennsylvania National Guard has been sent New Castle to protect Pittsburgh. Buffalo has gone dark, but its unclear if the New York National Guard failed to saved the city or just didn’t feel that saving Buffalo was worth the effort.. The Mounties has gone to their side of Lake Erie in case the Factory learns to traverse the toxic, flammable waters.
SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!
Sandusky? Fuck that guy!
Luckily the National Guard already knows its way around Kent State.
Now if you’re not opposed and are a little bit adventurous…
This is in Compton, Compton. Not borderline Compton.
Great food and very nice folks.
Excellent ‘Cue
Bludso’s Barbecue Compton California.
It there also a Cripso’s on another corner in Compton?
*Is there…
/bourble
Good point.
The building is red after all.
Cripso’s is in Inglewood.
And up to no good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU
This deserves a banner quote. If only it was easier to post both the original comment and the reply. Genius.
Why is Jesse Eisenberg?
Him and his twin Cera. Always get those two mixed up.
Good to know I’m not the only one who does that.
But Eisenberg is definitely Evil Cera.
http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1384743509711160594.jpg
You know that guy who takes one of the worst situations imaginable and somehow makes it just that little bit worse by adding his own unique brand of assholery to the equation?
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2016/06/05/3784913/stanford-sexual-assault-dad-letter/
/Reads first paragraph
Noooooooooooooope.
Only God forgives.
Who’s arranging the meeting?
Fuck that family. What if their son got raped or murdered and that family said shit like “It was only 20 minutes of action… is that really worth 20 years of his life”
I hope they all die and get raped by Satan for all eternity.
I’ve had enough of this shit.
THESE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS, I CALL THEM COMPLETE CONTROL BECAUSE THEY’RE GETTING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxV92vHgyCA
http://img2.tvtome.com/i/u/5abb5e312f084c10ccbc66d3fd317c1e.png
If you ever find yourself in the Valley, this is in Van Nuys CA and not actually Tyler Texas.
Solid brisket.
http://www.bbqjunkie.com/wp-content/bbq_dhw1.jpg
You neglected to mention the various establishments that are in the general vicinity…
I could give a full discourse on the local massage parlors but decorum took hold.
this is also very, very good twitter:
https://twitter.com/NOTSportsCenter?lang=en
https://www.instagram.com/notsportscenter/
Great game by México. A good blood boiler for Philly. Bring extra batteries.
México played great, but it’s a different game with Suarez in the lineup. I can easily see these two playing in the final.
Apparently someone threw a beer bottle at Ryan Howard, so they’re in midseason form.
warriors leaving Cleveland up in flames like…
Fishsticks episode is on Comedy Central.
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww30/theurbangent/Picture7.png
Awww….it’s almost over.
Do you like fishsticks?
Fish shtick.
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/56f6ac932eeb8139660ad10e/5707ab7ac6fc0854ff1445d6/5707ad5c3c44d8c93e22aad2/1462322074485/FishSchtickSmall4TAM.jpg
yeah, I sorry DonT. Me no like them dudes.
She looks ready to drop a bomb-ass haka.
http://i.imgbox.com/90BH2GvQ.jpg
yes! i have discovered the bury treasure!
and it is all funny/stupid jeopardy questions that are sports related!!
https://twitter.com/JeopardySports?lang=en
Can’t lie. I KINDA want to watch you blow up your yard.
U think Mexico ain’t gon drank??
The Tubes – She’s A Beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_k_VG6Syc
Cleveland is Clevelanding.
Sun gon’ rise.
World gon’ turn.
Cleveland gon’ Cleveland.
They’re literally on fire and otherwise look mind-numbingly depressing?
These Warriors appear to be good at this basket balling.
Jay Cutler says you should be watching the fútbol.
dooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa–
I just looked up the sunrise time for when I’m in Stockholm: 3:30 a.m. Holy hell.
Yeah. It’s going to be a trip.
Bring aluminum foil to black out your windows.
Look at the bright side.
You can start drinking earlier.
At this time of year, there is only a bright side.
Up and at them!
And it will get dark, what, around 2:50am?
Sunset is just after 10:00 p.m.
I actually expected a later sunset/sunrise, so the 3:30 was more surprising than the 10:00 p.m.
But yeah, less than six hours of night.
Look at the bright side.
You can drink later.
Sharing the 60° north latitude with Stockholm:
Yakutsk
Anchorage
Saint Petersburg
Whitehorse
Sunrise here has been around 4:15 A.M. and we’re just barely north of the 45th Parallel.
Yeah. I mean Chicago is about 41 degrees north, so it’s not that shocking to see light before, say, 5:00 a.m.
Still, it’s fucking insane.
I hope you have fun. I hear Stockholm is expensive for foreigners.
The only time I ever seen a short corner work. WOO!!!!!!!
Inorite?!?
WOW! Again. That was unexpected.