I guess every team deserves a shot at the national spotlight at some point in the year, if only to remind the average fan as to why he/she has no interest in watching that team. But we are not average fans, are we? We will watch anything. Besides, it’s early in the season-we’re a long way from “The Late-November Turgid Battle of Teams That Won’t Make The Playoffs Blues”. (I believe it was sung by Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee) Both these teams are win-less and the loser will be making an appearance on next week’s “Power Rankings of the 0-2 Teams” post.* What are we waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Jets/Bills-Many mentions will be made of the Watkins/Revis showdown but on the other side of the field wr Woods is up against a cb (Buster Skrine) that allowed opposing qb’s to post a 100 QBR against him in 2015. It seems to be just a matter of a few games before cb Marcus Williams, who had a pick last week and six last year, becomes more prominent in the Jets secondary. The Bills have McCoy at rb and still managed only 176 total yards of offense against a Ravens D that just doesn’t look very imposing. OC Roman takes all the blame and should open things up this week. The thing is, the Jets interior D-Line of Wilkerson, Williams and Richardson are run-stopping, pocket-collapsing goliaths. Look for LeSean to run outside/catch short balls in space. Equally uninspiring was the yard work of wr’s Decker and Marshall last week. They caught 54 3-foot increments of space combined. It does seem as though the qb that raises his game the most under what will be intense defensive pressure will be the one that comes out with the V.
Ladies and gentlemen, START YOUR TYPING!
*Stay tuned
WHO??
Look NFL Network, I am willing to watch your legit stream on your site using my cable login but it won’t even work!
I miss the days when I would just wrap my genitals in tinfoil and face due north to get reception!
For some reason there is a stream for free on twitter. Seems to work.
I turned on this game about 6 minutes ago. I saw a replay of a shitty shovel pass and a FG.
Kung Fu Panda is a great movie.
Cartoons are for kids, Fozz.
/turns on Archer
They’re all great. I was expecting cheap sequels but the villains in the second and third ones were surprisingly badass.
Runs up the middle on every first down and dropbacks paradoxically designed to last longer the stronger the defensive line is. The Chan Gailey way!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6h_WPICwr8&w=640&h=360%5D
An AARP commercial, hmmm, I wonder what channel this game is on.
Shovel on a 3rd and 7 deep in the red zone, 5chan’s trolling us hard.
SO JETS. The longest drive in recorded memory…FG
http://i.imgur.com/Ok6Svad.gif
Huzzah?
Fitz is rushing his way to a career ending injury I see.
So the Jets have a guard named Qvale, eh?
MANGUSTA
I mention the guy, he false starts.
And that pronunciation is incorrect, it’s “kuh-VALL-eh.”
At least the car is.
That reminds me…I need a secretary.
The red area?
I read the second guy’s quote in Paul Finebaum’s voice.
I think that is Finebaum! Dude is some kind of vampire!
Drew Magary, Brooklyn, writer: “You bet. These GLOREEE BOY ladies need to be shown that I can hurt their ass with one feel swoop. I got spanked on the ass at my dipshit prep school and look how I turned out!”
A closet-case intent on destroying everyone he meets?
Dog’s been gone for two months and I got all misty today when I drove past her veterinarian’s office. I’m buying a puppy tomorrow.
Gonna be that guy and say please adopt.
http://foac.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/aspca-logo2.jpg
Actually, the wife and I talked about doing that, or a rescue. Right now we’re looking for a house, so that takes precedence. Dammit.
My former assistant was a big proponent of the ASPCA, maybe I’ll get in touch with her when the time comes.
Use the money you’d pay for a puppy to upgrade your Montblanc experience.
I just got a sweet phone case/travel organizer/passport holder.
http://x.cloudsdata.net/4n/images/products/large/6339-000-6573-.jpg
As a Vet, I’ll just say this….
Getting a new pet while still grieving over the last, can often become regretful.
Ed’s billing by the hour for his explanations isn’t he?
You’d better believe Rex will challenge over 12 feet.
Well that’s a ridiculously stupid challenge. Classic Rex!
So if I understand “color rush”, the Jets are wearing their normal uniforms and the bills are wearing red jerseys instead of blue
white pants too
Hmm yeah. If you’re gonna go all white, it better be some k-swiss shit or else I’m not even gonna notice
COLOUR RUSH DON’T ABIDE BY NO RULES, COLOUR RUSH JUST “IS”.
Buffalo es merde
Let’s gets derpin’!
So Bills are essentially dress in Greatriots retro uniforms, right?
we’ll see if Tyrod rocks the Grogan rollbar
THATS THE LAMBERT ROLLBAR
http://cdn.sportsmemorabilia.com/sports-product-image/1-t4511826-.jpg
The derp, it begins.
ALL HAIL BLERG!
I refuse to “tweet” so I’m going to do all my complaining about the twiiter stream here
Nothing like a short pointless incompletion to start things off for this shitbox offense.
ARRRROOOOOOO!
-Wolfman Rob
One of the hidden perqs of being a Stillers fan is that you are rarely subjected to the worst of the promotional bullshit the NFL forces upon its lesser member organizations.
Take Color Rush. I didn’t even have to look to know that the Stillers were going to be wearing black instead of Screaming Yellow Zonkers.
Nike: You guys like the yellow?
Stillers: No.
Nike: Fair enough! We’ll just give those to the Rams!
Stillers:
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/2012249/you-get-the-hell-out.gif
Hey Buffalo, that stupid, annoying, mind numbing seven nation army bullshit chant is OUR FUCKING CHANT IN BAWLMER!
Don’t go fucking up our classy reputation.
Ok, so who ya got? Pheeel? Gruden? Aikman? Collinsworth? If you had to have one?
/I mitthh Mayock
That lasted at least 20 minutes after it stopped potentially being entertaining, so it’s the perfect lead-in for this game.
Lucky for the director of this skit to catch Joe on his monthly day of sobriety.
I could absolutely see a segment producer asking Jim Kelly for ideas and Kelly telling him about how Namath won’t stop drunk dialing him.
KEVIN JAMES TIE-IN! WHOOO!!
Can’t remember where I heard it, but PHEEL has said they will take him out of the booth “boots on” as in only by death.
Unrelated: I’ve got a kickstarter for a voice-activated microphone gun. Triggerword is jeem.
you gon’ get lotsa $12 pledges, good sir…
WHY HASNT THIS AWFUL GAME STARTED YET! WHY ARE THEY SHOWING US THE STARTING LINEUPS NOW IF THEY’RE JUST GOING TO DO IT AGAIN 5 SECONDS AFTER THE GAME STARTS! WHAT IS TAKING MY PORN SO LONG TO LOAD!
I free porn took 10 times longer than payfor porn would you buy a membership?
I want to mark the occasion of my new job. I mean, getting shitbombed is not a way to mark the occasion.
Right now, I’m on the Mont Blanc website, about to buy something that I will lose within a week.
Is buying an expensive pen, you know, kind of . . . metrosexualish? could I lose my man card?
New job? Just means you are a boss when you walk in there with that. Sadly “Larry” the knobend will still it within a week when you aren’t looking, then claim it was his.
It’s a new job that is basically everything I want in a job. I start Oct. 3, and it can’t come soon enough. I’m buying that fucking pen.
Fuck yeah you are.
Great hustle.
Hate my own job so much glad you found something great!!!
Cheapskate tip: buy a normal pen and put the mont blanc refills in it.
/not sure if it works like that
I’ve had the same stainless steel Meisterstuck roller ball my parents gave me when I finished grad school.
You’ll be surprised how well you keep track of it.
http://www.montblancpen.in/nl/images/images/l/201202/13292225200.jpg
That pen is mightier.
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Better coffee flavoring: mint or cinnamon?
Bourbon.
Cinnamon for coffee, or baileys.
Thin mint.
/awaits cookie flame war
http://breweddaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/DSC_5047.jpg
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff
My philosophy on coffee is to never flavor it, but I’d probably lean mint over cinnamon if I were to.
does JV Houston need style points tonight?
DeioDear God I just turned on a hot seat argument between Cowher, and 2legit2quit. My brain is gunna esplode. What unis are they wearing this eve due to the blind people last year?
White and red
Hey! You got shitty NFL thursday nigth football in my twitter!
LET’S GET READY TO BEAMEDIOCRETEAMTHATFINISHESWITHJUSTABADENOUGHRECORDTOREQUIRESIGNINGRYANFITZPATRICKTOONEYEARDEALSFOREVER!!!
OK, I have foolishly sat hobbled Charles Clay for Todd Doyle. I shall now sit back and watch him go fucking nuts against Gang Lime Jello Neon Rave Green, won’t I??
PK just sat up and straightened his tie.
http://crooksandliars.com/2016/09/ohio-university-removes-roger-ailes-name-0
The longer the tie, the more likely it is to get caught in something.
Have some calming, assholes.
(yes, this is a tWBS original)
http://orig15.deviantart.net/16e0/f/2016/259/7/d/tonight_by_wufpacker-dahv7xy.jpg
ooooooh look who’s all talented n shit.
Nothing more than point and shoot. Talent don’t mean shit these days.
How ever will the team in green fuck this up? It’s always a new set of shitty variables you never knew could happen. And we get to see rex Ryan celebrate another week of NFL employment. Oh, joy!
I just never got it in gear today. I feel like a dishrag. Time to see if my trusty friend bourbon can cheer me up.
Going with Jets D again.
Wait, am I? Shit brb
Going with Jets D in DFO, Bills D in DFO 2.
Sacrificing an entire yak to BLEERGH to ensure an even shittier Thursday Night shitshow than usual.