Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

[is floating on a metaphorical cloud because the Giants didn’t blow a close one]

Hey! What? How are you doing? [shakes cobwebs from head] TO THE GAME!

Phi/Chi-What is there to like about these two teams? The Eagles are in a weird spot because of Kelly’s shenanigans and the Bears are a teenage girl’s embodiment of the phrase “What. Ever!” Okay. I’ll give it a try. Eagles wr Matthews benefited the most from qb Wentz’ not-lousy debut. He went for 7/114/1. He could do more damage against Bears cb’s that have recently been rated as “meh”. Last week qb Cutler was all kinds of meh as well, sporting a 16-29/216/1TD/1INT line. Perhaps if we all get/continue to be high this game turns out to be watchable.* Despite being at home I’m thinking that the Bears end up at 0-2. Not that I’m cheering for the Eagles. No way.

NOW LET’S HAVE SOME FUN OUT THERE!!!

*does anyone have some spare glue I could borrow?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

needz moah conssshuns.

Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Someone let Sill know he didn’t pick this week in the suicide league if you see him. Or if he is still here I am telling you this Sill

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

this week yet* I meant let him know pick a team tomorrow

Senor Weaselo

Tell him Tuesday! (Too dickish?)

Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

Geez did I miss anything?

Sorry I wasn’t present but I was watching the Cooking Channel. They had n episode of Unwrapped with this family that’s been making their own homemade ice cream for almost 100 years! It was incredible!

Next time you come to our new house you better wipe your goddamn feet and take your motherfucking shoes off!

We just laid down the new laminate!

Fuck you non complying Green Bay motherfuckers!

WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

And take out the goddamn trash while you’re leaving!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, I started spamming On Kawara art at people and I’m sober, so I think I should go to sleep. Type to you all mañana.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Soooooo…I see humanity didn’t stop sucking today while I was largely incommunicado.
I do love consistency.

Brocky

Also, this happened.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I do love redemption stories. Also half nekkid girls. Where’s the hairbrush spanking one? THAT will make me feel better. 😉

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I didn’t make the gif, not on me for its exclusion

http://oi51.tinypic.com/1z6tuet.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll drink to that.
Yes literally…been too sober today. Distance driving sucks.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well…not always. But THIS trip sucks.

Brocky

well now, let me work my magic…

3 hours later looking at alison brie gifs

i’m sorry what were we doing?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, you were probably masturbating. Just an educated guess, but I like my odds of being correct on this one.
😉

Brocky

lol, seriously though, i think there’s about 30 different gifs of her floating around these boards, and my harddrivel

I think I should put together an imgur album lol

blaxabbath

The glass dome didn’t shatter so the fans could not have been THAT loud.

Spur

See you dick slappers on Thursday

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Guess everyone is convinced Bears/Iggles really did happen tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I hate the Vikings and their fans more than the Packers. I am actually a little sad they lost. I did like all the injuries that are gonna make both teams worse for the rest of the year.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Am I the only one left alive in the DFO suicide pool?

blaxabbath

Uhhh….I don’t remember my pick but I recall being confident in it. So I’m sure I’m fine.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’m still alive

The Maestro

I’m still alive.

herodotus450
Sill Bimmons

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Spur

Eat a dick Rodgers

ballsofsteelandfury

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JerBear50

Yeah, that’ll teach him.

Moonbatting Average

If any team can fuck this up, it’s the Vikes

herodotus450

Or the Browns.
Or Bengals.
Or Lions.
Or Jets.

Sill Bimmons

QUICK KICK FTW

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sam Bradford and Shaun Hill have combined for more wins this season than Aaron Rodgers, Jay Cutler, RGIII, Ryan Tannehill, Tyrod Taylor, Andrew Luck, Blake Bortles, Kirk Cousins, and Drew Brees combined.

blaxabbath

Wow. Really thought RG3 would have tipped the scales there….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I suppose I should’ve thrown McCown in there, too

Unsurprised

You forgot Brady

Dunstan

Little known fact: the comic Ziggy was based on the Vikings’ owner.

Sill Bimmons

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blaxabbath

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Brocky

Jordy Nelson looks like Stephen Amell, if Stephen Amell was somehow more boring

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

/ Pulls his jersey out 6″ turning him

Cris: What a subtle pull but nice catch by the officials

Gratliff

Sunday of the Bleergh

King Hippo

Diggs. Considerably better than everyone else out there tonight.

Sill Bimmons

Combined.

King Hippo

yup

Moonbatting Average

BLEERGH feasts on Packers souls!

Old School Zero

PRAISE THE SUN COLORED FLAGS

Old School Zero

No, Cris. That was not a great call. He was turning to lay out for the ball.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Bleergh frowns upon the Packers?

blaxabbath

I’m all for players kneeling during the national anthem but when Ke$ha is on, they better move, they better dance.

trollsoharduniversity

Like they’re gonna die young

blaxabbath

In 2012 (or so, I think — the last Kurt Warner year) Rodgers picked on Michael Adams the entire game. In OT, Adams got the hit on Rogers that led to the fumble-6 that ended the game.

http://www.foochuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/facemask.jpg

Brocky

That was 09, pretty boy’s first playoff game

blaxabbath

God — Arizona sucked so bad for so long after Warner retired.

Brocky

Arizona ken whisenhunt sucked so bad for so long after warner retired

FTFY

Senor Weaselo

Discountception?

blaxabbath

Failed to throw a 6 iron through the defense.

Covalent Blonde

In my mind, he and Clay talk about it the whole way back home and even as they each get into their own matching twin beds in the bedroom
http://themeatandpotatoesoflife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lucytwinbeds.jpg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That pick means that if Jordan Howard TOUCHES a ball tomorrow night, Code Plaxico beats me in the insanity league.

Trevor Semen

Damn the horseteeth on that cheerleader

Covalent Blonde

Oh my.

Sill Bimmons

SHADES OF FAVRE

King Hippo

HE’S JUST LIKE A LITTLE KID OUT THERE

blaxabbath

Has Sam Bradford ever played a playoff game?

Gratliff

He has not

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, he’s inevitably injured by the end of November.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Come on Rodgers, show us your “comeback” move I keep hearing about in certain nightclubs.

King Hippo

nobody can drop INTs like the Vikings!!

Sill Bimmons
King Hippo

yes, this made us all stop and think “when I grow up, I will have to do a much better job hiding my cocaine.”

Beastmode Ate My Baby

A new Ben Affleck movie? Why…

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…no. No, thank you.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I get the feeling that The Accountant is basically Drive Part II.

blaxabbath

I enjoyed Argo. It didn’t change my world or anything but it was worth the matinee pricing (and I sneak in my own refreshments).

King Hippo

when does that delightful Zach Galiafanakas mime show come back anyway? Baskets??

trollsoharduniversity

Cris: Sam Bradford’s never really had the opportunity…
Every minority QB ever: /head explodes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Trigger alert for fans of Cambridge Newton.

trollsoharduniversity

“CHRISTIANS ARE A MINORITY”
– Tebowtards

Sill Bimmons

“A PERSECUTED MINORITY”

— Donahuetards

Trevor Semen

I just realized I picked the fucking Raiders in the suicide league.

Sill Bimmons

Fuck you.

No WAY Bradford’s only 28.

Dude is the Alex Van Pelt of the 21st century.

Trevor Semen

He came into the league around 2010 or 2011. It’s not surprising to me

Romonobyl

Can Collinsworth hear the words that he is saying?

King Hippo

gee, Matt Goddamned Asiata gets more in his first carry than you had all season, you worthless overrated child-beating piece of shit

Sill Bimmons

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Sharkbait

I will never not “this is great” this. If only there was a template to change the numbers to customize it.

/there probably is.
//Doesnt know how to make a gif

blaxabbath

Has anyone who has won the voice gone on to have a successful music career?

Covalent Blonde

Is that including the coaches or whatever they’re called?

blaxabbath

I think the coaches are real singers already. I thought contestants like, “won” the voice.

Old School Zero

/watches joke fly over Blax’s head

blaxabbath

Uhhhh….nooo. I like, totally, knew the coaches were singers. I was just asking to see if you knew too. It was a joke! Haha. Hahahahaha. So how about this game?

Old School Zero

Ohhhhhhhh… riiiiiiiiiiight… yeahhhhhhhhh… /wink

blaxabbath

It was New School Zero’s idea actually. I thought it was dumb but, you know, I like to help people out.

Old School Zero

Wait, you can WIN the voice? I thought it was one of those things that just kept going and didn’t have a real ending. Like Wheel Of Fortune.

Sharkbait

I dont think so. Then again I’ve never watched an episode of the voice. Ever. So make of that what you will.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Paul Muad’dib? Lady Jessica?

Sill Bimmons
Covalent Blonde

NFL Players: keeping the mime dream alive

blaxabbath

Wait —

What the hell did I just walk into going on at the BMD?