NFL notes:
- Due to Unsportsmanlike Conduct calls being up 220% this year over last (HAIL BLEERGH!), the League is going to provide teams and officials with “clarification” of what the rule means. Hopefully, this leads to Jeff Triplette trying to describe the “Hingle McCringleberry”.
- According to Dean Blandino, NFL VP of officiating,
[t]he key is if it’s a gesture that either mimics a violent act — that’s something with a firearm or a bow and arrow — or a sexually suggestive act, those are unsportsmanlike conduct. That’s … something that officials will flag.
- Injury report:
- Carson Palmer has been ruled out for Thursday’s game. That means it’s the Drew Stanton show!
- Cam Newton didn’t practice Wednesday morning.
- Devon Still has been placed on IR by the Texans. He had been a starter all year.
- BTW, Leah Still is still in remission. Yay!
- Dez Bryant is still not practicing.
- Dallas police have determined that Aqib Talib shot himself in the leg. In other news: water is wet.
- This week’s Crimebeat! will no doubt include Todd Marinovich, who has been charged with trespassing, public nudity, and possessing methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia.
This can’t be good.
Aggravating aggregator Bleacher Report has a story about how Trump is somehow having a pernicious influence inside some NFL locker rooms.
Not helping matters is people like Rex Ryan publicly coming out in support of Trump and players seething about it. The anthem protests appear to be the canary in the coalmine of locker room dissension.
Segments like this below probably don’t help, and is also noteworthy because he was the only white player willing to have his name used in the article:
Ryan declined to comment, but at least one white Buffalo player—Richie Incognito, the offensive lineman notorious for a bullying scandal that included racial slurs and who has now become a force in the Bills clubhouse—insists that Trump’s winning message has resonated with NFL players like him.
That’s how you build team chemistry, folks.
Finally, GRONK! has had it “up to here” with complaints about your fantasy league team. He’s even getting hit up by former players:
That's ridiculous. Can't believe some people. (But seriously Gronk, I need you to pick it up a bit. Getting killed here.) https://t.co/q7QvCGqGXj
— Drew Bledsoe (@DrewBledsoe) October 5, 2016
Let’s ask his owner
Oh. Never mind.
I have absolute confidence in the depravity of modern Blue Jays Bro-fans. These are your typical bandwagoneers, much like Seahawks fans that can only name players from 2012 forward, but with a Capital City sense of entitlement. Imagine if the Yankees were the lead story on every major sports, news and entertainment channel in every major US city. That’s what it’s like watching Canadian TV when a Toronto team does well. If the minor league team I work for wasn’t affiliated with them, I’d have no interest in the Blue Jays. But at least I can name the ones who started their careers in Vancouver, way-down the minor league roster.
God fucking help us if the Leafs ever become good.
Deadspin reports allegations of racial slurs being used. Me personally, I don’t think it was racist racial slurs, but the acknowledged screams of “Go back to your country!” in Toronto-speak means “Yankee Go Home!” They weren’t yelling it at a Korean kid but a player in an American city’s uniform. Reminder: the Blue Jays are advertised as “Canada’s Team”, yet (at most) three players on the active roster are from The Home and Native Land.
Admittedly, I’m not much of one to talk – my city rioted after losing the 2011 Stanley Cup. That multicultural affair occurred not in the impoverished part of the city where it should have, due to the economic inequality, but the downtown core where all the not-poor people were hanging out. I was at that game, and left in the direction of the Downtown East Side, because I knew there’d be less trouble (and, also, open bars to wile away my time). Much like last night in Toronto, that wasn’t social upheaval but simply assholes thinking they have a free pass.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB Playoff: Giants at Mets – 8:00 PM | ESPN/Sportsnet
- College Football: Georgia Southern at Arkansas State – 8:00 PM | ESPN2/TSN3
- NBA Preseason: Raptors at Clippers – 10:30 PM | TSN
If I can just get through tomorrow, I’ve got the Thursday night game, all-day MLB playoffs Friday, and then a three-day weekend due to Canadian Thanksgiving. I REGRET NOTHING!
Westworld was fantastic, and creepy as all Hell
This reminds me of someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIzPVGn8Xes
So weird to see Jimmy Garoppolo as a blonde.
Yes Man, bully, and bullshitter. Damn, he’s winderful.
Time for a long drive!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_yBUfMGvzc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDvIkqapC84
I’m watching one of Tom Segura’s specials and for as many times as I’ve seen and listened to this on Spotify to where I can recite it almost verbatim, it’s still stupidly funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH7u63FSa8Y
https://youtu.be/zuLrBLxbLxw?t=118
#Bert is fat
Saw the Larry Sanders Show for the 1st time today. Man, Rip Torn! “The six stages of healing after divorce: shock, denial, fear, booze, boners… ? Acceptance.” Killer, killer stuff.
I have that saved in youtube links form somewhere I should rewatch again eventually unless it is gone now.
Oh man, that whole series is top notch. Watch it when you get the chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILCa8J0DPc
The first and still the best:
http://static.pagenstecher.de/uploads/9/96/960/9604/Kopie_von_VW-Golf-GTI-Mk-I-lg.jpg
And the last:
http://images.gtcarlot.com/pictures/74295729.jpg
A most excellent and correct post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uULcomFqvOw
And now that Duckman clips is reminding me of Cornfed, I’m reminded of the glory that was the first Max Payne. Down the youtube rabbit hole I go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2G1wpekTUI
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4738006/cornfed-o.gif
http://s01.yapfiles.ru/files/241403/Gifgiffunnyangie56sexyfaveTremendoanimatedspreadlegshotgrindnewANALOVEGREENpinkgifshotgirlstagswow_large.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcGXR00x1ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC7lqY7qANM
“God’s not going to punish you, you’re an atheist!”
So says that unbelievably stupid fucking Amazon teevee show ad.
I just can’t…I just can’t even…
As an atheist, it seems correct. On the other hand, why isn’t Woody Allen dead yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
This is a fun video to look through and see who’s dead already and who will be very soon.
In a wide enough frame of “very soon,” they all will be!
Wow that was dark.
How to pronounce “Shiitake”
SHEE EE TAH KAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DSgsON3u8E
Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf de Pape
I’m fine like wine when I start to rap
We need body rockin perfection
Let me hear some action from the back section
I owe lip biting and some boobs for my last two posts. You guys were on a roll.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/9a18d42003a3aea6938634aec64bb1be/tumblr_oei8esRWy71v6gnqao1_1280.jpg
Cramp!!!!!
On last complaint about today and how living at home at one parents house and a couple blocks from the other sucks balls and I need to move out and live on minimum wage again. First thing my mom talked about post surgery, I am ok. The second thing my mom talked about today after surgery was how I have to take care of someone elses cat for her for a few days in a week. This was unrelated to the surgery, she saved it up because she knows I don’t like cats for the most part (I like a few of them) and waited til I had to say yes, she is going to a reunion for 6 days. I am also really allergic to them so I try to avoid them in general, she added that as a caveat in question form at the end like she didn’t know me for the last of my entire life.
Just say no. It’s not like she can kick your ass
Real talk: Third party’s planning problem isn’t your goddamn crisis. Let her board the fucking thing or have someone else take care of it.
Not your cat, not your problem.
Hope everything works out. My mother would’ve retorted with a leaflet
http://wildforcvs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Benadryl.jpg
10 more minutes until I can get the fuck out of here.
Again. Fuck tennis.
My father grew up in La Puente, CA. Marv Marinovich was his HS PE teacher.
Not everything has to be so revealing. Tell me the beauty and taste here doesn’t divert you blood flow….?
http://www.optawall.com/wallpapers/sexy-girl-beach-wallpaper-2234.jpg
Won’t get fooled again, ya 2nd life bastards!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CosTTHJBYIA
Naw, according to some Australians it’s melly, rhymes with kelly.
Well they (and my co-worker here in KS) are wrong. This isn’t colloquialisms; it’s modern English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3RZl3YyJw
MAY LEH AAY
MELEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eajoen8TeT8
As a person who spends extensive time raiding in MMORPG type things, you can not understand my hatred towards people who pronounce it “Me-Lee”
Just being the elitist asshole I am, I already want to kill them just from you saying this.
OOOOOlivia. holy fuck.
http://cdn.wall-pix.net/albums/people-celebrities/00000197.jpg
No matter what kind of ass you like…curved and meaty or straight an bony….this photo has an ass for everyone. Don’t you think?
http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1ApI2HVXXXXXnXFXXq6xXFXXXc/-Girls-ass-beach-Sexy-girl-Wall-Sticker-Poster-Print-Size-50×76-cm.jpg
Wee Baby Seamus 2016! Asses for all!