Did your team acquit itself well? How about that play in that Lions game? How embarrassing. I feel sorry for the fans of *fill in the blank*. Maybe next week. Likely not. But that catch? Wow! The best I’ve seen in quite some time. And the Bears? Tell me about it. But enough of this, what about…TO THE GAME!
Indy/Hou-These are two teams with something to prove. As far as the Texans O is concerned they must prove 2 + 2=4. Tough one. Don’t start laughing Colts D-you’ve got String Theory, and no, it can’t involve kittens! Wr Hilton loves the Texans-thanks to a 223 yard game back in ’14 he’s racked up 750+ and 6 TD’s in 8 games against these guys. The other talented wideout in this game-Hopkins-has struggled with new qb Osweiler. Communication breakdowns and forced throws to Houston’s best wr have resulted in 4 of Brock’s 7 intercepts. But opposing qb’s tend to get well against the “Bend And Then Break” D of Indianapolis. [looks into crystal ball] I see tons of dropped passes, mental errors, missed tackles, overthrown throws and maybe something a little bit extra special. Perhaps we’ll be treated to a “running out of the back of the end zone” or a “coach freezes out his own kicker” or maybe even a “team-mates fight on the sideline” thingy. One can dream…
Go on…TYPE!
*sigh*
yet another redhead appreciation night?
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http://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/always-necessary-explosions-rtr-3.gif
LMAO…but couldn’t they at least have borrowed a catcher’s mitt?
It started from Elvira, it wasn’t me.
this is S-M-R-T of Texans. Running off jumbo package every fucking down. Might as well run the veer with Brock Lobster back there.
http://cdn-6.footballbabble.com/images/single-wing-formation.jpg
Here Hippo….you poke the bear, you get what you deserve.
/shit, only depresses self further
//loads weapons heads to Hippos residence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYgo78JfMLU
I mean, it’s optimistic to expect to beat Kershaw but FUCK ME.
A really good Caldo will help those hangover woes:
http://forkfingerschopsticks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Caldo-de-Res_ForkFingersChopsticks.com.jpg
Supposed to be a pic with that.
http://cocinamarie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Caldo37.jpg
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/files/2016/10/graysharborstrong.jpg
http://tdi.world/uploads/21137_fbimg1476628912021.jpg
Kyle Kinane is a delight. Certainly beats the hell out of Al and Satan’s crusty sock.
DVR’d his new one but haven’t seen it yet.
Not bad. Maybe not as killer as I Liked His Old Stuff or Whiskey Icarus, but damn good.
He and Ari did a really cool breakdown of his first album on Ari’s podcast. It’s fucking long, but it’s worth the listen if you’re into standup.
http://shaffir1.libsyn.com/233-death-of-the-party-kylekinane
Soup Nazi episode putting me in the mood for Mulligatawny.
http://karistaskitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mulligatawny-soup2.jpg
That’s not Skyline Chili!
Good idea, keeps to vomit off your shirt.
She was great on Parks and Rec.
Guh. Sorry.
Is this better Seamus?
Infinitely.
I can like you again.
😉
Got to go see these guys last week and it was a damn good show. Pretty sure they’re from your neck of the woods.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZHKuZ2OuU&w=560&h=315%5D
You’d think I’d know how to use this site by now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZHKuZ2OuU
If This is Us, then Who are They?
We.
Those bastards!
So how’s the terrible football folks? I’m certainly not cutting myself right now watching some other sport.
While I’m very glad I’m visiting home this weekend, football really does run late into the night. I’m not sure the rest of this game justifies watching when I have to catch a 6 am ET flight tomorrow morning, from which I’m going directly to work.
That itinerary sucks.
I’m going to be doing this a fair amount over the next couple weeks. It’s the compromise between weekend trips and trying not to miss football by being in the air during games
there was no early London game, so not mandatory!
Extreme cosplay:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/afe5cfed86d635b3ffd54591381718c1/tumblr_mygm9kxMb51rgdjn8o4_1280.jpg
Are you sure that isn’t just a furry?
I’d like to think she is.
THIS GIRL I CALL HER LEONARDO DICAPRIO BECAUSE SHE’S GONNA GET FUCKED BY A BEAR.
(U gots my vote)
Bestest redhead (and good halftime song):
I am gonna fucking murder you…
I mean like kill you dead…
The next time I see you. So just lay down and get it over with.
Fuck you Joe Buck, but you did mention this commercial, so… still fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLECMCargd8
more genuine redheads:
http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/15268/1-1/fever-elise-neon-red-wig.jpg
Anybody mind if I change the channel?
Go ahead, I’ve got the sound down and listening to music already anyway.
100% sure she is rockin’ the tartan the right way
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3389455/commando-o.gif
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRu3Coikatk2pbixMjmZZKTQx43GqCP_9xSRMOgta7hWZw2Q6zC
You need a good murderizing for that…just saying.
Yeah, she was hot though.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/de73ca757488ca98354d49896c06929a/tumblr_odppfeCbz71qk16obo1_1280.jpg
I really never expected this place to offer up the midget porn.
of all the SNF games so far, this may be the SNF-iest
also, I think Brock Lobster may be shittier than Case Keenum
1st couple of series of this game, I was reminded that at least the “?” had an “interesting” QB controversy this time last year.
Is Andrew Luck already dead?
That was a horrific throw.
I don’t know why these are so funny, but they are.
http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/uegifs/parrot-explosion.gif
“Can we trade for him?”
-Cleveland Browns
What I think about every time a béisbol announcer says a hitter is jammed:
Raspberry?
Raspberry…
Chris Rose approves of jamming him up.
This pick up team playing the Clots should be ashamed by the fact they’re making the Indy D look competent
Redheads…is it? I give you Alicia Witt.
A pair of tiny $30 SkullCandy in-ear buds probably cancels out about 95% of the ambient noise canceled out by those giant $300 Bose cans.
Link?
“…probably…”
This is my own personal experience having used both.
No I meant link so I buy the right ones. I need new headphones.
SkullCandy phones are available pretty much everywhere.
I bought mine about six months ago in the Wilmington train station when I realized I had forgotten my Bose.
I haven’t used the Bose since.
nah, I fucking adored my Bose. Kids ruined them, naturally. Now that I am mostly deaf in one ear, not really much point.
They’re not perfect, but they are actually pretty amazing; hard to go back to normal headphones in comparison. The scam is that Bose comes out with a new version/model every year or so which are pretty much the same as the old ones, but they completely shutdown sales of old models (can’t get them on amazon, maybe ebay if you’re lucky and dont get counterfeit ones).
The advantage of giant headphones, it’s really obvious you are wearing headphones and have no interest in listening to people trying to talk to you
Open carry has a similar effect.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/91a2b0811b2915a414c71c823823f570/tumblr_oesk79nZnf1qk16obo1_1280.jpg
Q: Does this make my ass look big?
A: Yes it does baby, yes it does. Haul that thing over here, please.
Baezes ranked:
Javier
Joan
Albert
Danys
I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, turn a double play…
Did someone say red heads with (probably) red carpet?
I don’t know who this is, but I’m 98% sure that she’s legit. I mean, look at all of those angel kisses!!
The 2% is b/c it could all be a photoshop/troll job. I mean, look at the timepiece around her neck.
(related – this is how my brain works and also why I drink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am9BqZ6eA5c
So if you haven’t seen OBJ’s cleats from this afternoon, here they are.
Is he gonna get fined? Yes. Are those baller as fuck? Also yes. Do I want a sneaker version? I would not say no but I’d rather have a Sonic the Hedgehog or Spyro the Dragon set. Am I a massive nerd? Still yes.
Not gonna lie. I’ve been tempted to buy the nostalgic video game vans.
I always played Kirby in super smash bros. I would totally rock those.
I’ve always been a Fox player myself. Then Marth and Pit. Haven’t played much of the current one(s) to fuck around and see what works but I’d want to play Little Mac.
I know you just said some words, but I’ve no idea what they mean.
Donkey Kong Country!!!!
(Blades of Steel and Tetris are also acceptable answers)
my best friend from college named her daughter Kirby
Alright goddammit, WordPress. I’ve only just popped my 2nd beer and I’m already goddamned tired of this math bullshit. Later, when I can’t multiply 8 x 1 correctly, because I’ve had that many beers in an hour, I will come to your house and kick your dog.
/WordPress probably doesn’t have an actual house, huh?
//or a dog either
///fuck
God bless you reddit
Chicago Regional Sales Manager for Charmin!
Maybe I can be a consultant when they get around to ‘Chicago Data Scientist’
“Zat analyziz ist completely incorrect! I am firing you…into ze sun!”
SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE in that Google Pixel ad.
Here’s the NFL’s charity campaigns in a nutshell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbZIFZm204E
But only in the accepted timeframe, or else it’s a fine.
I would like to see a new tv show where Stanhope goes to Drew Pinsky’s office and just berates him for 22 minutes every week.
Yes but with Greg Giraldo
Is this a new Walking Dead spinoff?
Never really got into the pink-wearing ribbon-tying hashtagging “I’m tweeting to recognize (insert horrid disease/condition here), aren’t I thoughtful?” You want to make a difference? Drop the smart phone and get out your fucking wallet!
/end rant
Yet NOBODY takes me up on my offer of free mammograms smdh
Inorite?
“but don’t give your money to Susan G. Komen, donate to a local hospital, because fuck that organization and its greed.”
To every last person who made “This is Us” come to life, you should all be stuffed full of gigantic scorpions and then set on fire. And then tossed into a dumpster full of rats.
Are the rats also on fire?
The rats are rabid, but the dumpster is full of acid.
This Is Us has to be the worst thing ever on the teevee.
Counterpoint: Browns games are still televised.
Counterpoint: The Lethal Weapon TV series.
Counterpoint, that VW commercial that uses Eddie Rabbit’s “Driving My Life Away”
Counterpoint: That Cavemen show.
Fox News?
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-Fox-news-reporters-presenters.jpg
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6c/6c507ed1f9914b5828071157f8a2918895dcd5a15e04cc99e7d9f8ddccba0894.jpg
Is this turning into a Cassandra Peterson appreciation thread?
http://www.who2.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/elvira-3-487×730.jpg
I think it’s also OK to go w/ “hairy redeads”
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/80/df/4a/80df4a41b832559a5e472039cc88d257.jpg
Only if we know DTZM isn’t prowling around somewhere.
Internet daddeh is all-knowing and all-seeing.
Internet dada?
Evening all, apparently there’s something else I can add to the ever growing list of why “I’m a horrible person”:
“Not agreeing that a kid throwing a moltov at a trump sign in california is grounds for condemning the entire democratic party”
I sure hope your night’s are going better!
That’s enough to write off the entire next generation though, right?
How soon before Trump completely, totally, loses his collective shit?
Two months ago.
Not soon enough.
What’s the over/under on days until he openly turns on Pence?
Gotta be soon, I’d say [slides on sunglasses] “Pence must be tense.”
I’m out folks…nothing interesting is going to happen in this game and I got a shitstorm greeting me at work in the AM.
All you nuts stay safe…
BFC’s Kershaw jinx officially worked.
Hodor needs to play better in Non-division games.
Someone mentioned Cassandra Peterson?
http://st.depositphotos.com/1814084/1730/i/950/depositphotos_17305403-Cassandra-peterson.jpg
“Deposit”, eh?
I honestly had no idea before tonight she was actually a redhead
Yes, and she’s proven it in photo shoots.
Not too bad for 65.
I wouldn’t kick her out of my hidden dungeon.
Average spin rate is a bullshit MLB stat. It’s far more relevant to the porn industry.
“Spit rate”, maybe.
A Good Evening to thus august assemblage of commentists!
I’ve survived another trip up I-95 without:
1) being involved in an accident
and
c) not running any assholes into a bridge abutment and then setting their car/bodies on fire
All in all, I’d say that deserves a couple of beers.
Yes, I’m happy to see. No, that’s not a pepperoni in my pocket.
Hoppy Ki Yay double IPA….ACQUIRED!!!!
(from a local craft brewer…good shit)
Let’s do this!!!!!
/sees Indy ahead
//kills self
You are way behind, drink up.
Working on it as I speak….errrr, type.
I bet the real pages of the bible are still hidden in the mountains of the middle east, and I’m goddamn sure that they name Cris Collinsworth as the antichrist.
Now, now, Joseph Smith said they were in the middle west, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY
The Hill Of Cumorah in upstate New York.
http://askgramps.org/files/2014/03/Hill-Cumorah.jpg