Sunday Night FOOTBAW!! Game Thread – Week 7, 2016

Hey, doesn’t that feature pic make you want to cheer FOAR the SeaTruthers, nanobubbles and all?

Seattle at Arizona (8:30, NBC)

After a dominant Monday Night win over the Jest, Arizona is 2-4 and thinking just maybe they can make a run at 10-6 or 11-5 and be that hot, dangerous wild card team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. They do feature the best runner AND pass-catching back in the league, after all. Perhaps Bruce Arians finally understands this obvious fact. Hell, a sweep of Seattle and the division is even in play. But it all has to start tonight.

On the other sideline, Minnesota’s loss opens up that top overall seed again, and the first round bye is always a prime consideration regardless. If you want that, one needs to win “separation” games like this one. Both teams have a lot to play for, and the top playmakers are reasonably healthy, so it should be a worthy teevee experience.

Tis MANDATORY for Commentists in good standing anyway, so I shall see you in the comments below.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Claymaker

This just went from worst game ever to best game ever!

Redshirt

YES! THERE ARE FOOTBALL GODS!

Col. Duke LaCross

You’ve gotta be fisting me.

trollsoharduniversity

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Maestro

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Old School Zero

And that’s how we get to a tie.

Dunstan

DOINK!

Dunstan

That wasn’t the ball hitting the post, it was my Tie Boner

ballsofsteelandfury

No one deserves to win this

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Why are they running plays where they could fumble? Just kick the extra point from the old easier spot not the new one

blaxabbath

These refs have sucked from the first play through the final call.

Old School Zero

What the fuck was that, ref?

Col. Duke LaCross

Jesus Dave, that’s a good way to blow a knee out.

WCS

This game refuses to die. One cannot kill what cannot die.

blaxabbath

Throw a slant at the goal line!

ballsofsteelandfury

So, why isn’t Arians going for the FG here?

Senor Weaselo

I can’t believe I’m saying this but BLEERGH we need you now!

Redshirt

Sherman was too tried dancing when it was 3-0 to tackle him.

blaxabbath

JJ Nelson is John Brown is Brown didn’t have bad blood.

Sill Bimmons

This kind of bigoted bullshit really doesn’t bother the rest of you?

Old School Zero

NICE CATCH

FINALLY

Old School Zero

After this game, I can’t wait for The World Series.

trollsoharduniversity

By the time this game is over, Cleveland will have won and Trump will be President.

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t ask for much, but PLEASE let this game end in a tie!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL

Senor Weaselo

Game will now end in a 6-6 tie, right?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sadly…That sounds logical.

Unsurprised

But how can we make it end 6-6-6?

Redshirt

Some sort of Chinese Checkers version of football?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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The Maestro

I take back my comment earlier about Nirvana. The musical selection at that juncture was just anticipating my feelings about what’s going on now in overtime, in that I, too, want to put a gun in my mouth.

trollsoharduniversity

That field goal confirms it. God is testing me. You know, like Job.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice pass Russ. Glad you took your show to Wiscy now you incompetent fuck.

WCS

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blaxabbath

OT seems like an interesting time to play prevent D.

Claymaker

I watched this whole fucking game which I started up 5 points with my opponent playing Graham.

Everyone involved with this game in any way can fuck off.

Anyway, HI

Brick Meathook

RECAP:

This
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becomes this
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Thanks Dave Chasen!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit….Somebody score. Please.

blaxabbath

Seattle greatly benefitting from the refs being too tired to throw any more holding flags.

blaxabbath

All football should be desperation yellow-light football.

Old School Zero

WE’VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY

FOR COMPETENT OFFENSE

Redshirt

In honor of the dearly departed Seattle SuperSonics, the Seattle Seahawks are playing like a NBA team, waiting until the end of the game before actually doing something good with the ball.

Senor Weaselo

So the next time the Seahawks suck they’ll become the Oklahoma City Thunderbirds?

trollsoharduniversity

Maybe next time, these guys can play four quarters before the cameras go on and then we can just watch the competent football.

Dunstan

I’m rooting for a pick-six here so we can have a final score of 12-3 (OT)

Brocky

cardinals win? That’s good hustle:

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Brocky

and brocky pulls a desean!

WCS

…and the League wonders why ratings are down.

trollsoharduniversity

Floyd would later regret his decision to put coil springs on his shoulder pads.

blaxabbath

Who will Floyd be playing for next year?

Because it ain’t gonna be ARI.

blaxabbath

Poor decision to give is to butter hands.

Sill Bimmons
Brick Meathook

The Nazis did it.

Brocky

sensing a lot of hostility on this board…..

do tie games really bring out the worst in everybody

Sill Bimmons

Just me and a dude who won’t stop trolling me.

I’m really, really sorry to everybody else, but I can’t let him keep doing this.

Mr. Ayo

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blaxabbath

Tie is as bad as a loss.

Or liking your own comment.

Or booting people that you’ve been responding too.

Sill Bimmons

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m waiting to see if you like your own comment before responding.
😉

trollsoharduniversity

During the commercial breaks, I get ads for New Hampshire’s Senate race. WHERE IS MY SAFE SPACE?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gay marriage n junk.
Not that there’s….
Meh, screw it.

Col. Duke LaCross

Hour fourteen…

Old School Zero

I can’t wait until Paul Giamatti viciously murders that entire family.