Man, it’s already Week 9? Where did the time go? [looks at several empty bottles of scotch on the mantle] Oh, right. TO THE GAME!
Atl/TB-The Bucs D was on the field for a leg muscle-sapping 94 plays last week against a high-powered Raiders team-now they get the Falcons and their 30+ points per game O. This might not turn out well. But at least they can depend on the running game? Hah! The starting guy-no matter who he is-is a fourth stringer. I’m hoping it’s Antone Smith, the guy I picked up in my deep fantasy league when I was forced to drop Mr. Jamaal Charles. The “Glass Half Full Report” tells me that the fella has 4.3 forty speed and if qb Winston is forced to check down because the entire Falcons secondary is hanging around with wr Evans, then maybe something good might happen. The other secondary, especially cb Grimes, is hoping that wr Julio is limping and won’t take them down to the schoolyard. Look for a few longer shots from qb Ryan though. Pro Football Focus rates him as the best deep passer in the league and of his 721 yards on passes over 20 yards Julio has 39% of them. Hey Matty, as you learned last week, wr Sanu just might be open.
There it is. Oh, one other thing. Be sure to check out Free Ballin’ Football’s latest podcast here. Did Bill’s rash finally clear up? Did Nick really hit on his girlfriend’s mother at the Halloween party? Has Josh’s anti anti-deodorant protest alienated even more co-workers? Will Tim’s step-uncle finally sit him down for “the birds and the bees” talk? For the answer to these questions and some salient jibber-jabber about NFL football give ‘er a listen with the old ear holes.
LET’S DO THIS!
If you don’t like this song, you have problems:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txX-kPn3h6s
You the big Prine fan or am I thinking of someone else?
Fuckin’ love John Prine. “Christmas in Prison” is a favorite of mine.
He’s got a new album coming out but haven’t heard it yet. He still writes great stuff so I’m looking forward to it.
Also a good new album out by Alejandro Escovedo if you’re into him. It’s on spotify.
Never really listened to him. I will check it out.
Completely different style than Prine, but a damn good writer nonetheless. Got to see him a few months ago and it was a great show.
Literally any movie’s slow-motion portion can be synced to this track, and it works:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbe3CQamF8k
Re-discovered these guys again lately and I’ve been listening non-stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT52zSY3Lbw
One more Futurama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s1MAjmIFrQ
Overground, watch this space
I’m open to falling from grace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eBZqmL8ehg
I actually kinda love this song. It is getting a favorite and me looking into the band later.
Pro tip: never, EVER, sing the “Don’t think cause we’re talking, we’re friends” bit at a girl you are dating. She will not take it well.
Futurama song time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGDM6WDAGo
I think it’s song time, anyway.
Y’know what? Y’all need to listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo
Great tune man. Haven’t heard that in a long while.
I fucking LOVED this song in high school. When Larry Underwood did his acoustic version in that crappy TV version of The Stand I was ecstatic.
Oh shit, I forgot about that. I’ve always really, really wanted them to take the stand and give it the full 8 – 10 hour blockbuster trilogy treatment. I stopped reading King a long time ago, but I’ll still go back and re-read that every few years. That book goes so fucking far beyond the usual horror novel.
“Eve of Destruction” was recorded by Barry McGuire as a scratch track with the intention of the producer recording the real instrumentals later and then Barry coming back and laying down the real vocals. Producer Lou Adler heard the scratch track and released it as is. Four days later it was a hit.
(Additional trivia: Lou Adler is the guy who always sits next to Jack Nicholson at Lakers games. He also directed “Up In Smoke,” starring his clients Cheech & Chong).
That is AWESOME.
Meanwhile, at the Luke Bryan concert…
I love you, falling drunk gif
Morbotron.com. Your Futurama version of Frinkiac.
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And like that, Unsurprised has absorbed HOURS of everyone’s time.
I am listening to “In the Year 252525” and looking for my DVD’s. So yes.
OK, 1, great music selection.
2, first link up when I searched for that and clicked on it was Barry Maguire’s “Eve of Destruction,” which is an AMAZING song.
In short, thanks, MTWV.
Right back at you on the song redirection. I haven’t heard this song in years
1:39… time for another beer.
I am so pissed at the internet right now. I can’t find a single gif or clip of the ep “The Late Phillip J Fry” to insert into the convo with entropy and unsurpsrised about the end of time.
http://static.tvtome.com/images/genie_images/news_hub/uploaded/adaglasnews137806955615/latephillipjfry.png
I wanted the professor saying “The vast emptyness” asking for another beer from Bender
Yeah, yeah. I can take a hint.
(great episode, by the way)
Technically (and god but I live and die by that phrase), it’s not the end of time… just the end of usable energy in the universe. Time continues passing… but nothing HAPPENS, until theoretically it all collapses in on itself and explodes again.
(it’s weird that I only ruminate on the heat death of the universe when drunk, right? Does this happen to other people?)
No. Yes.
Schrodinger’s Lawyer, everybody!
NFL Thursday Night Football games are usually awful, but those uniforms are great.
I just ordered a new Tampa Bay jersey from the NFL store, and I’m going to wear it at my next court appeance, along with white tighty-whiteys on my head.
I have a 100% conviction rate in this district of Los Angeles County. Don’t knock success, my friends.
(What Brick forgot to say is he’s a defense attorney!)
Great minds and all that.
We are Jets fans, so our minds aren’t that great.
We have to take our victories where we can, Senor.
Actually I’m a defendent.
I went to prison for grand theft auto but I keep staying for the chili
Aren’t you a defense attorney?
I really dig women with green eyes. I can’t say why other than it should be self-evident.
Oh, I get it. My girl’s eyes become this really weird almost fluorescent green in daylight, which I think is awesome and annoys the hell out of her.
*Krieger “only so erect” gif*
I am not even kidding. She gets the “are those contacts?” question so often, she has warned me she will hit the next person who asks.
Also, ex Hooters girl. Who says I don’t have a decent life?!
I hate you
It’s OK. Some days, so does she.
Well, I’ve killed two more hours of my life.
Jesus Christ. How much longer does this take?
If I’m lucky, forever.
Entropy never ends
technically, I reach a maximum point and everything *else* ends, which sort of sucks.
But you remain
Yeah, but as much as I want to live forever, doing it with no one *else* around is a bit boring. How can I rub my immortality in anyone’s face, then?
Well …
You are eternal.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm557gWBhY1qh24dao1_500.jpg
I chose my name for a REASON, people.
I can’t be the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks a LOT better dressed down than all done up, can I?
http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/megan_fox/img/53895119.jpg
Also, it’s a shame she got skinnier/lost the baby fat (and/or by other means) as she got older.
Down or Up, as long as her thumbs aren’t prominent.
Toe thumbs are bad, but not a deal breaker
I couldn’t care less if she even has thumbs
I have had many, many drinks and possibly some other things is anyone else still here?
I’m watching Twilight Zone. “This IS the other place.”
I have wandered from the TV, so now I am deciding on how weird I should be on the internet.
If Goodell is gonna tank his own league by making every wrong decision he won’t care that he ruins TV by running it on broadcast networks on the night that historically gets the best rating. He is taking TV down with him and his half billion in salary he already got and the probably $250 million golden parachute he probably has in his contract.
So he’s a national disgrace AND a sleazebag? What else is new?
Water is wet
Can we all agree that we don’t need Thursday Football?
I could also do without football or Thursday.
Whoa whoa whoa… Thursday gives us all the goodness of Kristen Bell on TV! YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME AGAIN!!
You mean you don’t need a hole in your head?
I like TNF /hottaek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg
NEED!? No.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/6fdb9a10d427eafe6f6c3ca5dd305389/tumblr_nhy4zi7qYP1skg82io1_500.gif
A hot circle of garbage.
I needed those 1.8 garbage points, Black PeyPey. Fucking asshole.
I almost picked up a tb rb on the waiver wire.
dodged a bullet there.
Plaxico, take notes
What’s the name of the injury god?
I thought it was just Khorne, because it’s blood for blood god and skulls for the skull throne.
He must have been very pleased with Denver’s offerings to him when they played against Cam Newton.
How about “Our Lady of Fred Taylor”? Or do we need something more serious, like “The Church of Darryl Stingley”?
Is the concussion god its own entity? Is it WELKAH, Collie, or Wayne Chrebet?
Gotta be Chrebet.
not sure of his name, but he does have BLEERGH’s spare key, IIRC
unpopular opinion:
while Mike Vick is a piece of shit, he did kind of get railroaded to make the ginger hammer look good. I don’t know how to say this without seeing sympathetic to dog killer.
I’m okay with him being a dog killer, but especially fuck Roger Goodell
(answer was YES)
/also, one MOAR DED rb
will we have a GIRAFFE sighting??
I cannot recommend this link enough…
http://www.tampabay.com/projects/2016/politics/florida-man-votes-president-2016/
The Tampa Bay Times tracked down 12 of its most notorious “Florida Man” stories and asked the various “Florida Men” how they were going to vote in the upcoming election. This includes the background as to why each of the Florida Men were dubbed Florida Man.
Gee, I wonder
You will be surprised. The Satan Worshiper, The Dude accusing a dolphin of seduction, and the guy that called 9-11 to complain about his Checkers order are going Hil-dog.
The twin sisters arrested for a violent fight over a dildo…going all Trump.
I really do wish that voting for Trump immediately opens a trap door into a waiting oven.
Donks/Raiders SNF in the Black Hole really will be the tits, though. I am excite.
He might not even remember raping that gal no more ,, smgdh
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Konvicted1988/hansen_chris_.gif
The pirate boat…hell that entire fucking stadium…looks like an amusement park that was abandoned.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/M4Y0ZWTWOiF35g96rPvRN7NFAw0awU2NFBz3JxoCkgsjRxdPH1qgiOdxV3CEBVKcG_CM-h0oNrsgNOnSmvqdGjxsHvAkvUzkSnd5j6wokULm6nTqxy63wHbu5hFKlS5Nvre7kBGa
Fucking try this again….
What about an out of order pirate area?
Aw fuck…
Or South of the Border, which SHOULD be abandoned
http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20130725/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_34.gif
Every time I see someone mention Bret Easton Ellis, I want to reply with the South Park fart-sniffing gif
it ok Mike, we wuz holdin’ anyhoo
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a1b092d0ca50e0c7a91285447d185655/tumblr_nrc6lrHWnS1s4vjdko1_400.gif
http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx101/ATomcatForever/1284123330_chris-hansen-gif.gif
I made pasta and asparagus for dinner and still feel like a fat fuck. Getting old sucks hairy balls.
4 tuna sandwiches, dude
Tell me again about being a fat fuck?
Gross, I fucking hate tuna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V66XdulPrBM
WELL, WHEN YOU ARE OLDER SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS FOR MONEY.
Indeed
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http://img.pandawhale.com/101590-youre-not-wrong-youre-just-an-Q9VL.gif
http://img.pandawhale.com/107232-Big-Lebowski-dude-abides-gif-I-lzOn.gif
TD so you get a pic… who am I kidding I am just bored
http://68.media.tumblr.com/8f066c9b819d13c9503f0d3cbccc7521/tumblr_mk8dl9eAH11r0ra5xo1_500.jpg
Whoa, just got caught in a YouTube hole watching docos on Eritrea. Really think Collinsworth should be sent there for their media. The nfl is a lot like their guvmt, only positivity. No tarnishing.
http://instinctmagazine.com/sites/instinctmagazine.com/files/images/blog_posts/Karim%20Shah/2016/10/30/thats_a_penis.0.gif
Get Tom Brady off the field
Rex and Rob Ryan are the Wile E. Coyote of trying to kill Brady.
IT’S NOT EVEN FUCKING 8:00 YET!
west coast problems eh?
Indeed!
I watched The Addams Family this morning and it’s quite a shame Raul Julia died but the Happy Madison crew are all alive and well.
Amén hermano ??
What the fuck is wrong with me?!?
I have to wake up in six hours and I am still watching this shit.
I made better personal decisions when I was slamming heroin in high school…
At least you’re not a lawyer
http://68.media.tumblr.com/36171453905adbf3dbb2046c5482a0db/tumblr_od1p6llBKc1vvztcuo1_1280.jpg
Only 1 more hour until bourble time.
Evening, all. Been a little underwater at work, but I see I’m not missing much of a game.
Okay, so is the NFL not calling these helmet to helmet hits any more on defenseless receivers? Or do they just not count when they’re on the sideline or because it was just on his facemask?? Because Desean Jackson was KOed by one last week too….
http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/weed5.gif
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