Whom amongst us isn’t tired of the Broncos? And a resurgence in Oakland? Come on Universe!!!!!!
/ducks rotten tomato hurled by Hippo
//nailed by rotten egg hurled by RTD
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, I get it. This is a marquee matchup which very well could decide the AFC West outright before is all said and done, or even with tiebreakers.
Ask me if I even care. Hint: I don’t.
OK, maybe I care a little, because I am hoping that it won’t be a game in which the suck is so bad that I want to slash my wrists by the 5 minute mark of the 1st quarter. Not to mention that the meteor still could show up so that’s always something…
Currently, the Broncos and the Raiders are both tied atop the division, along with KC which could barely get past the freaking Jags earlier today. Jeebus.
Anyway, whomever wins tonight takes a half a game lead for the top spot in the division. Whomever loses drops a half game into third. And the whole world will still hate all three of those teams regardless of how it plays out.
Sorry Phil. SMGDH.
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Denver @ Oakland
Trevor Siemian has not set the professional footballing world afire necessarily. But he’s been steady enough to give the Donks a fairly good chance at returning to playing in February. Which is frankly pretty amazing. But Derek Carr has been better for the Raiders, but no defense is going to cost them sooner or later.
The big question tonight is can Carr continue his miracle season against Denver’s defense? I kinda don’t think so. Time will tell. If the Silver and Black attack takes care of business tonight, the division is theirs to lose. Ken Stabler is impressed. Oh no, wait…he’s dead.
Jim Plunkett is impressed. (Saved It!!!!!!)
Basically, these are two teams on opposite sides of the coin in every way. But the eye test tells me that Oakland’s offense is not as stout as Denver’s defense. And that Denver’s crappy offense has a slight edge on Oakland’s crappy defense.
The equalizer might be home field for Oakland. Vegas sees that equalizer as well, thus Oakland is a -1 fav at home.
Like I said….Go Meteor!!!!!
But failing that, let’s call it…..
30-24…Denver takes over sole possession of the division at 7-2 and further solidifies their playoff picture.
Jerks.
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That was some weaksauce PI there….
play with your fancy-ass camera, it was obvious on the naked eye replay, you dumb chucklefucks, now let us get the embarrassment over with
not even close. FUCK
Donks, wtf you doing? It’s the Raiders. STAHP!
Raiders: Anything you can herp, we can derp better.
That picture made me think that Madden had died…..I miss Pat Summerall
And Tom Brookshire
M for Matour?
The fuck Kubes accept that penalty fer??
whew, that’s a relief/stay of execution
Just a reminder, the Texans passed on Carr.
I know now that I live in Texas. One of the lead stories on the local news is about what to do with extra deer meat. I wish I was kidding, and I live in a larger city.
You make jerky. What the fuck is wrong with these so-called Tejanos/Texans?
I’m sorry, but your state needs to be nuked from orbit.
Damn. If only some intelligent, handsome gentleman would ever get around to making better gifs.
Hairspray Live!
A’ight all, the bourble is telling me it’s time for bed.
Should I get some scotch for the end of the world on Tuesday?
You should have some for every occasion
True. I shall correct that deficiency.
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Be prepared.
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Shit
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Oh good, my totally legal copy of Westworld is available. Later, folks.
Trevor Siemian never should have quit on his accounting degree.
Does OAK have 15 guys on the field or something??
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jpegged,,,
More cider and brandy? Yes. More cider and brandy.
And then a reading by the Franklin stove sire?
I should think so Smedley. Then a sound rogering before I retire.
Not gonna lie, I’d like to have one. Or a fireplace.
Go Trojans
Damn ref! You don’t aim the frag AT the player! How many times you gotta be told?
Late Halloween
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I found Waldo!
…you see, Waldo is what I call my REDACTED
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Horrible flag. Ball was uncatchable. HAIL BLEERGH!
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Come on safety!
/Sorry Hippo
fuckity fuck fuck
Touchback? Bullshit.
I vote King to inherit the leg version of the Sex Cannon moniker, because I think his dancing just got us all pregnant.
Sexy Leg?
Hey baby, we’re kicking it deep?
Something about pinning down?
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If that was Antonio Cromartie she’d be expecting twins by now.
Fuck me. Trump’s speaking in Michigan. He would feel like 90% less crazy if every thing coming out of his mouth wasn’t hyperbole. It’s not “I’m not racist.” It’s “I’m the least racist person ever.” It’s not “Cities are more dangerous than they should be.” It’s “You can’t walk through a store without getting shot.” He’s trying to cut out the middle man by writing the late night punchlines himself. A true pioneer of vertical integration.
Got this morning’s MotorWeek recorded (I only recently stopped saying “taped”. I’m almost old enough to vote for Trump, but not Bernie). Cool, a Corvette. Are they still cool?
Much better than they used to be.
USA USA
http://dcchalloffame.webs.com/Dallas-Cowboys-cheerleader-during-Philadelphia-game.gif
also a testament to not drankin’ this evenin
You sir, have remarkable willpower.
I’m really quite remarkably angry at this point. Tis a testament to how much I’ve generally given up on life how I can keep it inside.
I slipped off the wagon a bit and picked up a 24 ouncer like I’m all gangsta and shit. I promise not to go full Denzel on Flight though.
But Denzel got Nadine Velasquez to go full frontal in the very first scene of that movie. He’s a fucking superhero.
The best part of that entire movie.
Got yelled at on facebook cuz of that scene:
cousin’s super religious girlfriend: Ugh had to walk out of that movie for a bit, started off with nudity, really wasn’t expecting that
aunt (who is of course friends with every girlfriend her sons have ever had its a shame, they really don’t make decent non-kids movies anymore.
various inane comments
Brocky so you’re saying the first 5 minutes are worth it alone?
14 notifications later,
its too fucking easy sometimes man…
and my grammar appears to be missing a few colons.
thankfully my regular one is still, well,… you know
*remembers bears haven’t won a title since 85*
*remembers broncos have won 3 titles sense then*
*clenches fist repeatedly*
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Lost interest in this contest, let’s check the DVR queue!!!
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Safety for the safety gods?
Am out of beer and it’s only 7:30! Fucking Daylight Savings!
/has had six gin and tonics at parents’ house
//sees it’s 22:34
///would be happy, but, needs to get up at 06:00
OUR CHILDREN ARE WATCHING, Marquette King ,, smgdh
Since when do punters dance?
Since we finally have a good one with some soul in him. Closest we’ve had before were some Australians. Marquette King is my favorite Raider.
Zymms nfc north question leads to a bigger question. Who’s the nfc sacrifice to the (probably) *shudders violently* p*ts in February?
Dallas? Self-implosion imminent, prolly aided by jerrah.
NY? Ugh…that movie sucks despite past results.
Uhh…ideas?
Vikings?
Unless ap and a new o-line are walking through the door…don’t think so.
It won’t be the Vikings, have you not watched any of their last 3 games? But to answer who will defeat the other redact eds in the playoffs we might need an AFC team to step up.
Detroit!!
Are you made of ALL the oxy?
let’s just say as much as is humanly possible
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I don’t have enough oxy to Heath Ledger, but perhaps I should at least try…
TNF Browns vs. Ravens is going to cause mass suicide and carnage like the masks being exposed to the silver pumpkin in Halloween III
The fuck? “the network’s coverage of the Tampa Bay vs Atlanta game scored a 2.1 rating in adults 18-49, three tenths higher than last week’s 1.8. The pre and post-game specials scored 0.8 and 0.7 ratings also, keeping in line with the same pattern as the previous weeks.”
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/thursday-cable-ratings-november-3-2016/
I HOPE YOU FUCKERS ARE SATISFIED
were you not GET HYPE??