Your “This One’s Comin’ In Hot, Boss!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Overall, I didn’t mind this day at all. At the very, very least I hung with you fellas and enjoyed meself immensely. And that’s what I like the most about this community. [doesn’t start to tear up, ’cause that’s for weenies] TO THE GAME!

Sea/NE-If you’re in the mood to see a never-ending loop of a Malcolm Butler interception, boy, have I got a game for you! I should give the guy credit though-he’s a Pro Bowler that has improved every game. He has a measly 33% catch rate and has allowed only 145 yards, the majority of which were against Antonio Brown. So if you’re starting Seattle wr Baldwin, it may be in your best interests to look elsewhere-Kearse looks like a good option if you were foolish enough to draft both starting Seahawk wr’s. Look, I don’t particularly like either of these teams but this looks like a great game. Enjoy, fans of football!

Gentlemen/ladies-START YOUR KEYBOARDS!!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Kelley O’Hara gif before I take off because everyone else is gone

http://67.media.tumblr.com/8cba99ff25c8340e722f97d9a4e58c14/tumblr_nu6ij1GOmQ1uf5ptfo10_500.gif

Unsurprised

Good night, MTWV

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have yet again spent hours upon hours helping set up a website for someone with no hope of being paid, this time it was my dad learning it while creating. He picked up the basics in a few weeks (honestly a huge portion on his own, I just have to explain “why”) when I have spent more than a year teaching other older people. It is a beta site and doesn’t comply with federal requirements yet but it is a beta and when it goes live it only has an email form submission for now. The real work will happen later, I don’t know all the federal rules for investment companies but if they are anything like HIPPA they are a bitch to deal with.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I should give my dad more credit, he is doing it mostly on his own. I just have to be there anytime he has a question or problem he can’t figure out and explain what each line of code is doing in language that makes sense to him. That sounds worse than it seems as I type it out.

Unsurprised

Lindsey Vonn suffered an upper arm injury after slicing open her hand earlier and nearly getting it bitten off between them? Well, I’m guessing that those hands might not be the magic workers they’re cracked up to be.

Unsurprised

The best part of not watching porn is that I have fewer chances and less overall time per day to spend reflecting on what a loser I am.

Unsurprised

Goddamn, DFO is finally 100% again. You’ve outdone yourselves in the comments tonight.

Unsurprised

Westworld. Wow.

Brick Meathook

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ALXMAC
Porky Prime

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Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

Touchdown Seahawks?

Porky Prime

This sure was a “shit the tub” kind of game.

Because, yknow, my daughter shit in the tub a couple hours ago.

entropy

God damn Porky, you are the best

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So there is guy who I have played poker with that has a legitimate shot at getting famous (he’s in a Seth McFarlane show starting next year). I am genuinely rooting for him to make it because he is a nice enough guy and also so I can tell people about the time I got him to push against a royal flush I was holding.

JerBear50

I’m sincerely happy for your friend, doubly so for your chance at gloating, but I’m still not gonna watch the show.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You can’t tell me that after American Dad you won’t at least give a McFarlane show a chance, at least.

JerBear50

It had its moments, but I just can’t stand hearing his voice any more. It’s not even that he’s that bad, just so, so overexposed.

Porky Prime

I liked the Cleveland Show.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The guy I know (J Lee) wrote for that. He’s a very solid poker player – super aggressive, but good.

WCS

Congrats to your friend, but, yeah, JerBear said.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This result is enjoyable, but on the other hand I’m a little grossed out.

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/funny-man-dance-gif-crazy.gif

Beastmode Ate My Baby

This is the happiest I’ve been all week.

ThePirateSloth

WHOOOOO

Horatio Cornblower

Boston radio is going to be fantastic tomorrow. “THIS NON-CAWL IS A CRIME FAH FAHCKIN WARSE THEN GENOCIDE!!!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

To be fair, most Patriots fans think genocide has something to do with the Jets.

ThePirateSloth

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Redshirt

Right now, Patriots fans are forming a protest because they are not happy with the fact that they lost the game.

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Well fuck the Patriots and good night.

Redshirt

I move that be the official farewell comment for DFO.

Porky Prime

That should be the sign off for every 11o’clock news broadcast in the country.

Brocky

I still hate the packers more though….

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ugh you sound like Mike Pence.

JerBear50

Legit lol on that one.

Brocky

+1 senor

Mr. Ayo

Hear, hear!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wrap your heads around this (yes, you too, Rob Bironas) – the Patriots have the same record as the Raiders.

Gratliff

Patriots-Raiders II: The Tuckening

Romonobyl

GRONK SMASH!!!!

Redshirt

Intentional Safety Dance time?

JerBear50

…Cause your friends have pants and if they have pants then they’re no friends of mine.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That dance isn’t as safe as they said it was.

the king in yellow

Hahahaha. Glorious cry-babies!

Horatio Cornblower

Collinsworth is so full of shit. That’s blatant PI.

And yet I don’t care.

Redshirt

Gronk got no flag? Gronk got no flag!

Old School Zero

Well, that was satisfying.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

At least we have this.

entropy

THIS IS THE STORY OF THE HURRY CANE
THE INVENTION MY GRANDMA CAME TO BLAME
FOR A HIP SHE NEVER BROKE
FELL DOWN THE BACK FIELD
SHE NEVER SHOULD
HAVE HAD THE CONFIDENCE TO WALK DOOOOOOWWWNNNN

Horatio Cornblower

Pete Carroll has that same look on his face as when he figured out that jet fuel couldn’t melt steel.

entropy

Whatever the hell espn2 is showing these nerds have no business talking to a woman that hot, ever.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, good, another Blount rushing TD and I’ll lose by 2 and…

Oh god BROCKY HAS ENTERED MY MIND!!!!

Brocky

dude, why are there so many pictures of ed harris in here?

I mean, he’s a cool guy and all but shit man…

Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

That ball hit Edelman right where he keeps his little bag of gold.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The real bag or the fake bag?

LemonJello

Up his ass?

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The Patriots are losing. That’s a good.

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Goddamn it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Come on Seahawks!”

– is what someone who was genuinely rooting for the Seahawks would say. Not me, though. I’m more of a meteor type.

Brocky

hey guys, remember when I said my season hinged on baldwin not having a season high?

http://www.oocities.org/hollywood/picture/2648/13.jpg

Brocky

I’m sorry if suicide jokes seriously offend any one but jesus christ on a cracker.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, you should be that intense about FF, it’s that important. It should be the most important thing in your life right now. Make sure and tell your coworkers a VERY in-depth story about this tomorrow.

JerBear50

Did I ever tell you about that time I had pocket 9’s on the button…

Romonobyl

The humor here is like good chocolate…the darker the better.

JerBear50

All those lovely, useless bench points for me. Why is this pen shoved so deep into my thigh?

Old School Zero

I’d want to play Watch Dogs (1 or 2) if they didn’t give the hackers military weaponry. Among other reasons.

entropy

“I’m good with a phone and also somehow heavy artillery which makes no sense. PLAY MY GAME!”

Old School Zero

“I’m just a scrappy kid with unlimited access to military grade technology and an arsenal that would make The Punisher jealous. I’m an underdog!”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

UBISoft wants you to know that all glitches in their games are causes by troublesome hackers with military grade weapons. Please buy more DLC.

Old School Zero

They should really change the name of the game to “My Libertarian Techbro Nightmare”, and by purchasing it you are forced to cancel your health insurance.

Horatio Cornblower

5 points down in FF, Brady is my QB. Seattle is my opponent’s D.

It all comes down to this.

And I’m kinda hoping I lose.

ThePirateSloth

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

LemonJello

With all the fluffing Colinsworth does over the course of a game, he must have jaw muscles that the porn industry covets.

JerBear50

I think that was Anna Gunn’s backup plan.

Senor Weaselo

Passed out when I got home (thank goodness I got picked up). What have I missed? And yes I’m already slightly hungover!

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The nights when I start to feel hungover before I even get to bed are the worst.

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Must they always praise the fucking owners?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Just Jerrah and Kraft. Every. Fucking. Time.

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Oh, Paul Allen got fluffed too.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised all the big money folks jerk each other off, I just am shocked that so many people go along with it.

Old School Zero

sucking up to the money is how capitalism works in today’s whoreld.

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I mean, they clearly are the best of us.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s clearly worked for Chris Christie so far.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[quietly reports ICRM to the proper NFL authorities]

JerBear50

Hey, getting people to slowly kill themselves for your profit is highly commendable work.
/lights cig
//cracks a beer

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It’s only truly admirable when you can convince the taxpayers to fund your arena for said killing.

JerBear50

Double points if you get them to call it a coliseum.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

COLLINSWORTH: And they just miss a throw.

I haven’t heard such blatant apologism for a Wilson since the Great War.

Brocky

I haven’t heard such apologies to a Wilson since Castaway