Your “This One’s Comin’ In Hot, Boss!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Overall, I didn’t mind this day at all. At the very, very least I hung with you fellas and enjoyed meself immensely. And that’s what I like the most about this community. [doesn’t start to tear up, ’cause that’s for weenies] TO THE GAME!

Sea/NE-If you’re in the mood to see a never-ending loop of a Malcolm Butler interception, boy, have I got a game for you! I should give the guy credit though-he’s a Pro Bowler that has improved every game. He has a measly 33% catch rate and has allowed only 145 yards, the majority of which were against Antonio Brown. So if you’re starting Seattle wr Baldwin, it may be in your best interests to look elsewhere-Kearse looks like a good option if you were foolish enough to draft both starting Seahawk wr’s. Look, I don’t particularly like either of these teams but this looks like a great game. Enjoy, fans of football!

Gentlemen/ladies-START YOUR KEYBOARDS!!!

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Mr. Ayo

TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!

Mr. Ayo

I’ve been vindicated!

ThePirateSloth

I’m seriously confused how the Seahawks actually turned this into a game

LemonJello

Chemtrails.

Mr. Ayo

NE’s defense is crap

Brocky

NE’s defense is crap overrated

LemonJello

If this game were to end in a tie, would Belichick and Carroll meet at midfield for a dick measuring contest?

Unsurprised

Someone kill that motherfucker already

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Yes, Colinsworth. Heaven forbid Brady ever gets hit. Playing football.

LemonJello

Was Brady looking for a flag after that sack? Probably. Dickwad.

Old School Zero

stupid sexy Martellus Bennett

Brocky

I know I complain about my fantasy luck alot, but ponder this:

I lead my leauge in Points For.

I also lead the league in Points Against.

My Point differential is 3.

I’m in sixth place.

Fuck this universe so much.

I’ve seen cases where the #3 scorer in a head to head league doesn’t qualify, but never the number #.

FUCK

THIS

SHIT

Horatio Cornblower

I can’t imagine this commercial is the first time Gronk has told someone “let me fill that slot”

LemonJello

I doubt “let me” is a part of Gronk’s vocabulary.

Mr. Ayo

Why hasn’t NE gone for two already?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just sneezed so loudly the neighbor’s dog started barking in response.

Brocky

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It is weird to watch this game when I end up screaming in anguish when anything good happens for either team.

Old School Zero

This election conditioned you well.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought this last glass of bourbon was my last, but it’s only 7:30 here on the west coast. It is probably not my last.

ThePirateSloth

What bourbon?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Something fairly nice. My brother-in-law bought it when he came down for the Cubs game here against the Dodgers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It is downstairs so I don’t know right now. I will get more and find out forthwith.

ThePirateSloth

Try Angels Envy.

Mr. Ayo

That usually doesn’t occur to my until 11. You or I would be in trouble if I was you or me.

Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

Cam still sitting in an ice bath wondering how he can get a call like Dreamboat does.

Horatio Cornblower

When he pointed that finger I immediately wished his knee was dislocated, and he’s the QB on my FF team.

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dave Chappelle summed it up pretty well last night.

JerBear50

Well that’s the problem right there. He’s sitting around hoping for someone to give him something instead of chopping wood and working for it. It’s only 1030 Eastern, he could be throwing route trees. No grit whatsoever.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He would do better to be sitting in a hydrogen peroxide bath, if you catch my drift.

/hydrogen peroxide is a bleaching agent.

LemonJello

Aren’t there enough bleached assholes in Charlotte already?

Redshirt

So what did I miss in football?

Romonobyl

Dallas won, everything went downhill after that.

JerBear50

You missed Catler not caring his ass off.

Brocky

in his defense, losing two oline and the OROTY in the first quarter would make me want a cat nap too.

JerBear50

Yeah, not all on him by any means, but still pretty abysmal.

Brocky

Defensive genius my ass.

My fantasy season rides on baldwin not having a season high and you let him score that fucking easy td?

Take that fucking pencil and shove it up your ass

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Arbitrary FF hate is almost as good as arbitrary betting hate.

JerBear50

I benched him in favor of JJ Nelson because I am a brilliant football strategist. Luckily I’m already up big.

Horatio Cornblower

Troma had some truly awesome terrible movies back in the day.

WCS

That Netflix commercial was so horrendous, I might cancel my subscription.

Romonobyl

Not worth missing Narcos, one of the few reasons I have the TeeVee.

ThursdaySkyGoddess
ThePirateSloth

What in the fuck! I’m so confused that the Seahawks are winning

Old School Zero

Bug Doldwin

ThePirateSloth

Dude walks into the bar, sees me in all Seahawks gear, asks the bartender to turn the game off because he’s GOT to show us a video of some 20something guy who sounds JUST. LIKE. JOHNNY. CASH. who has apparently killed himself too.

/urge to kill… rising

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Da fuck?

Romonobyl
LemonJello

Blanket Party!

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Good.

Shit. I should’ve gone down to hang out with you.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This Samsung ad is basically out-takes from the movie Kids.

Old School Zero

Great. Now we all have AIDS.

http://i.imgur.com/2r2wVTa.gif

Shogun Marcus

THAT’S WHAT I THINK! …but no one except my degenerate 16 year-old self and a friend saw that film.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fucking INCREDIBLE soundtrack.

entropy

Why is ESPN showing something about Wounded Knee? Are they going to tell us how proud the Oglala are to have a team named the [*Redacted] s in the NFL?

theeWeeBabySeamus

He got in twice…does he get double points?

Mr. Ayo

Is that how twins are made?

Brick Meathook

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Col. Duke LaCross

“THE LIMEY COCKSUCKER DOESN’T DESERVE TO SMELL MY SHIT!!!”

Brick Meathook

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entropy

Yinzer buddy: “have i told you my vacation/work from home schedule for the rest of the year? It’s very ‘drinker’ friendly.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Listening to Collinsworth for ten seconds cost me about as many IQ points as that last hit cost Gronkowski.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alright, fuck this game. Time to go watch TWD or Westworld. Or both.
Later Taters.

Shogun Marcus

Adios bebe!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[registers trade name for “Later Taters” potato product]

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Trainer: Gronk, what’s one plus one?

Gronk: Eight?

Trainer: Same answer as before. He’s good to go.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Bourbon with a splash of maraschino liqueur.

entropy

Gronkowski just got hit so hard he understands Russian literature

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
jjfozz

I would rather go skinny dipping and snorkeling in a cesspool than spend a minute on Facebook

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh Alice…I’m so embarrassed for you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And totally not erect.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun fact: “Skinny dipping” is the process by which chocolate-coated carrots are created, according to Andy Reid.

Gratliff

I want to leave it, but I’m not going to go through the trouble of calling my cowboys-loving friends so I can openly question their value as a human being when I can leave a friendly reminder on their wall.

litre_cola

But how will you know what people are eating? Or doing crossfit? Or pictures of babies? Or are xenophobes?

Romonobyl

This times a thousand. Those young whipper-snappers with their computer machines and telephone devices.

Unsurprised

I’m addicted.

litre_cola

Did you guys know that there are singles in your area that are waiting for your call?

Shogun Marcus

No! But I might have mesothelioma related to pelvic mesh failure and gynecomastia from risperdal I used to take!

entropy

That model replicant always did have problems.

Romonobyl

Buckner v2.0.

jjfozz

Goodness gracious me! I do declare that Mistuh Brady done throwed an intraception.

Gratliff

Intraception? Not in Trump’s America!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I do declare, I think I’m getting the vapors.

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Gratliff

You, too, can talk like Lindsey Graham!

ThePirateSloth

WHOOOOOOOO

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Wait, Cup Noodles needs to advertise, and their tagline isn’t, “Because it’s only slightly better for you than Top Ramen?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ThursdaySkyGoddess
Shogun Marcus

Whole show was great. Never thought it’d happen in my life. 2016 is all the fucked up.

Brick Meathook

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ThePirateSloth

I’m uh… I’m not sure how I feel about this Seahawks offense here. I’m confused and excited… like when I see OSZ.

Romonobyl

Netflix within 3 weeks.

Romonobyl

Wrong reply…so sue me.

Shogun Marcus

Office Xmas Party movie: bad, horrible, or outside chance ok?

Unsurprised

The best joke is in the trailer when Courtney B. Vance is about to swing off a line of christmas lights but falls and lands face-first into a filing cabinet.

IOW, horrible.

ballsofsteelandfury

Have you seen it?

Unsurprised

No, I’m just guessing