Everything still sucks out loud and should be set on fire. It will all be ablaze soon enough, and Lesser Footy exists to hopefully help distract you at least a little bit until it happens.
The early Saturday fixture (7:30, NBCSN)is strong and assy, with 6th position Manure hosting 4th place Arseholes. 6 points separate the two in the table, though, so objects in the mirror may be farther away than they actually appear.
A busy 10:00 window features Soton hosting the Shite (NBCSN), and hopefully beating, well, the absolute shit out of them. Everton host Swans on Extra Time (and will no doubt disappoint me), plus Leicester/Watford (also Extra Time) et al.
Spurs host West Ham (12:30, NBC) and who gives a shit? My local affiliate is bumping it for NC State/Miami. Womp womp.
One sad little game Sunday (Middlesbrough host Chelski, 11:00, NBCSN), and a sadder one for BMNF (West Brom/Burnley, 3:00, NBCSN) and that will be that.
Oklahoma State at TCU (Noon, FS1)
If the Pokes keep winning, that Bedlam game could be mighty meaningful (and not just have a really cool rivalry name). We will see if Bloodeyes have any resistance left in ’em.
Florida at LSU (1:00, SECN)
Re-scheduled hurricane game, SEC really could use the marquee game given all the teams on D-1AA “bye” but they left it in this weird time/channel slot.
Washington State at Colorado (3:30, Fox)
Possible dry run for the Pac 12 title game, much like last week’s Washington/SC tilt. Prelude to the Apple Cup, but one knows Mike Leach wants 9-0 and will be focused on the Buffs. Good game.
Indiana at Michigan (3:30, ESPN)
Time to find out just how shitty Meeeechigan’s backup QB is. Hopefully, hilarity ensues.
Stanford at Cal (5:30, Pac12)
Neeeerrrrrrd hate is still hate.
Clemson at Wake Forest (7:00, ESPN)
Perhaps Team Jeebus Camp will continue sabotaging itself as much as the Fightin’ Petrinos. One can only hope.
Oklahoma at West Virginia (8:00, ABC)
De facto Big 12 title game, and winner has an outside shot at the playoffs (especially if Boomer Sooner). Hopefully, it will be fun, for the alternatives are dire.
USC at UCLA (10:30, ESPN)
Sexy hate is still hate, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU
King Hippo, You know what the best part about Notre Dame missing the postseason?
Their fans are LOSING THEIR SHIT
first losing season in how long for kelly? String Him UP!
ITS SO GLORIOUS! Its almost patriots schadenfreude day, but in november
Instead of stringing Kelly up, might I suggest running him up on a scissors lift during a high wind event.
It seems more…justice-like.
Those fumbles inside OU’s five, and that pick-six aren’t figuring into this. Not at all.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8lSpD7cd9Hg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f047856a8796cd7dceb4afc8a7442d25/tumblr_o0e0ojjWwi1qa3kg2o1_1280.jpg
All-time classic.
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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwqIazaeeJc
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=iKXm_la9M1A
one of my very favourites from the 90s
Still is one of mine. Powerfully LOUD live. New stuff on the way!
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hey, is that a young Sam Bradford on the right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbjypn9JtKE&t=17s
http://68.media.tumblr.com/fa4bab999792e1685219fdbd9769de8b/tumblr_n3fhpsfuFo1r8brruo1_250.jpg
god damn, i walk away for 10 minutes there’s 100+ comments.
aww well. more hugs
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a5b88c3bfea5c8467579b5c2c5727c53/tumblr_o1ld05KTDn1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22n8ZqXavDY
I am not an EXPERIENCED CANNIBAL!
For you Upton fans…sorry if it don’t post (stupid age verification)
https://youtube.com/watch?itct=CAUQpDAYEiITCKzJ%2B%2BC2ttACFYl%2FTgod2RcAvVIPdHlwZSBvIG5lZ2F0aXZl&sts=17121&utcoffset=-360&v=3V-mYUL1Szc&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2F%3F&has_verified=1&layout=tablet&client=mv-google
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Inside Donald Drumpf’s brain.
Well, at least it’s a WHITE rat!!1111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-839ndBHFko
http://68.media.tumblr.com/4ee638eef91a781534312f87604946fc/tumblr_n37vjb1AKM1tt9pi8o1_500.gif
Mike Pence thinks this is a documentary.
Eastern Daylight is ok but Mountain Standard Time is where it’s at
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f50eff53bcf19973a6ba4b320b532acb/tumblr_o1w7txbxsG1ufry06o1_500.jpg
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
― Groucho Marx
Welp, just found a swarm of fruit flies in my kitchen, but couldn’t find a cause. Dumped out my small appliance storage under the counter and found a hastily placed, uncleaned waffle iron in which flies were trying to desperately crawl out of on the way outside where they’ll justly freeze to death. Contemplating strangling the boy in his sleep.
No.
Wake him up first. He should know why you’re murdering him.
http://www.psychologywizard.net/uploads/2/6/6/4/26640833/simpsons-strangle_orig.gif
you are gonna give me PSTD just thinking about it. Fucking kids, man. Girls are every bit as bad.
The whole “My dad just doesn’t realize I can cook, so I’ll start at 6 am while he’s still in bed” phase has only recently started. No fires as of yet, but I’m not ruling it out for tomorrow!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LXIWRan3XGY
That was bad ass!
41-14 OU
THE COMEBACK STARTS NOW*
*no, no it doesn’t
oh shit! Never remember gloating about this, but fucking VPI of all sides eliminated Notre Dame and Brian “Grad Assistant Killa” Kelly from bowl contention today! First losing season in 9 years.
I can’t thumb’s up anything with VT in a positive manner.
The heartbreak of girl hug.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tjHs5PjaiNs/TAPDqRkNZRI/AAAAAAAAC9Y/1YgKCaqwyTQ/s1600/00uber+vixn.jpg
In a way that would make it obvious that I was judging you because I KNEW you were hoping FOAR BOOB.
– signed, all women
Except for my married friends; they will fuck mash those puppies on you.
What the fuck is up with that?
*NOT COMPLAINING; just need some data.
Not fuck mash, more like fucking mash. That takes on a different meaning without the “ing.”
this is VERY TRUE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
This is my mom and dad….
(I’m ashamed (no not really) to admit this is one of my favs all time.)
The sequel to “Stan” that I never knew I was waiting for
Do they burn couches after a loss? Ya know, just for warmth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-3U5RwqY88
http://media.giphy.com/media/aGPrYkjsWOzSg/giphy.gif
SO WATCH DOGS 2 SEEMS LIKE A NICE GAME:
h
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Needs moar razors.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/49e8feeee2b90779c42c3f46a1d38e88/tumblr_od7ts4LJja1togqnyo1_1280.jpg
http://s11.postimg.org/mpu7ot52b/challenge_accepted_barney_stinson_06.jpg
NEED THE OTHER HAND FOR THE BALLS, MR. JESUS!!
also, I can’t recommend Season 3 of Bojack Horseman enough, as a great help for anyone else working through feelings of despair and life hopelessness. Huzzah!!
I don’t even give enough of a shit to feel despair anymore.
But I do need to watch that. I’ve ignored it ’til now.
Agreed.
Also who the fuck am I gonna follow and more importantly watch on TV when Swansea gets relegated?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikpc1BN4nN8
select a side from the 3 slapdicks promoted from the Championship?
That’s probably the right way to go … dammit.
I was thinking “Peaky Blinders is great and it’s set (mainly) in Birmingham sooooo … West Brom Albion?”
Just me and my poor life choices, watching Johnny Reb chucklefuck around with Vandy now, least until my laundry finishes up.
Did you soak your delicates?
Don’t worry. He boils all his denim.
Great decision, Skyler.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mexnor5gpU1rbe9qf.gif
That’s funny.
I don’t think any goats are gettin’ courtesy reach-arounds tonight ,, smh
Come on cousinfuckers!!!!!
There’s still time.
And moar snow, plz.
OH goddammit!!!!!!
This has really been a shitty day of footballing.
2016, the year that shat in everyone’s mouth, continues unabated.
Big thanks to all of you for your respones on Slack, last night and today sucked. can’t get that shit out of my head, but laughing – along with bourbon and tits – is the cure for worrying about your death.
W love you, ya crotchety fuck.
And I do not give you permission to realize your own mortality.
http://www.markryden.com/paintings/meat/images/large/the_angel_of_meat.jpg
Now for the “Who tries too hard to make it look real and concusses the other” show.
as long as joe doesn’t nearly paralyze anybody, i’m good
When you and your bro have a fight, and you’re not sure if you guys are cool anymore, then it all turns out okay
and once again, asuka gains another victory, smiling her way throu:
okay she’s just fucking scary alright?
This is the fortune Holgorsen got today.
sometimes, it’s just your turn in the barrel. Tis West Virginny after all.
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Nothing. That’s the problem.
Doing a thing is overrated.
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http://darrenpurcell.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/planet-of-the-apes-Trump.jpg
The last line of defense to nuclear annihilation is that the military officer holding the football beats him to death rather than allow him access to its contents. In that event, we are fucked.
today’s kids don’t even know how to properly fear nuclear war, dumb fuckers
Huh. So I can check my Zazzle product sales & see what each poster sold for (accounting for sales & different sizes), and see what town they went to. Pretty cool!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/83bc8fcd4b270a63e15ffd9ba712e1f1/tumblr_nq3tpnLOOB1qix8rno1_500.gif
Stalker
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/5d/5d02ed9e29b5652702ccef4179cc8cdbe2311690d273be04c652b3fda1187cae.jpg
I call it “acquainting myself with my customer base.”
just don’t raise your expectations too high.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8uwf65zn91qasthro1_500.jpg
Sales-wise? Nah, I’m about where I figured I would be. The HRTN merch is for the funz.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/2b7c126f1229a4abd3115ed590d16d09/tumblr_nglfp2ab1Q1qdaaw6o2_500.gif
not for the sales, for how stellar my home locale is
It doesn’t give me detailed info. Just a first name & town. I know who a few of you are, but it’s all very general.
And you’re talking to someone who lives in Eastern WA, so…
Do you make the same amount for each? The discounted covered the cost to canadia
It gets reduced, since it’s based on a percentage I set of the total price. But really…
It doesn’t matter.
I’m just going to keep adding HRTN merch, and I knew Zazzle had fairly regular sales going in, so it’s not a big deal.
El Segundo was me.
Did you get the poster yet? It seems to arrive pretty fast for West Coasters.
I did.
If you go to the earlier comments you can see a picture.
Hey, that looks great! I’m really happy it turned out so well.
It looks great in the guitar corner.
That’s my Gretsch and my Fender Strat.
http://www.tshirtlaundry.com/assets/images/photos/FreeHugs11-26-2013-2.jpg
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the-20-creepiest-things-you-can-whisper-in-someones-ear-when-giving-them-a-hug-2.jpg
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http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/imgonnacrumb.jpg
Okay, I love IU basketball as much as any true hoosier, but being ranked at 6 is way too high
Before becoming a joshi legend and moving on to become WWE’s go-to Japanese Murder Ninja Demon, she made a living doing graphic design for Nintendo DS and mobile games. This naturally led to bikini photo shoots/kicking people in the face. It’s a logical progression.
http://puroresucentral.com/gif/kanaclose.gif
She seems nice.
Oh she’s a total sweetheart
She has her moments.
same timestamp lol
great minds eh?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5301d1c76a80013aad2d2f4357f95168/tumblr_o5oic8dfgq1rn7bzro1_400.gif
Having done some design work, I can testify that it does make you want to kick people in the face.
Who do you like Kovalev v Ward tonight?
In real boxing I always went with “who’s blacker” so in this…who’s MOAR racialist??
I like me, for not buying it, waiting to see if it’s any good, then watching it for free on HBO next week.