Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is making the game of football! Roger Goodell knows a smart rule change when he sees one, and this certainly cannot POSSIB-LIE go wrong.
Scotchy is out tonight doing, uhhh, important adult things…
I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be carrying to the load tonight, but I know why you’re here so, ON TO THE GAME!
Green Bay Packers @ Washington Redacteds:
After getting dismantled in Tennessee last week, the Packers are looking to try to get their season back on track today in Washington, against the continually surprising Redacteds. Smart Packer fans will point out that Rodgers recent struggles go back to week 8 of last season, where they got beat up 29-10 by the Broncos in Mile High. Since then, the Packers have gone a collective 8-11, and have struggled to get much done at times offensively. Granted, that can be tough to do with a complete lack of a run game, but it never really seemed to bother them much in past seasons. They do get Aaron’s favorite long haired roommate back in Clay Mathews tonight, so perhaps the defense will actually be able to stop the run with some consistency.
Speaking of the run, Rob Kelley is getting the start tonight at running back for the Redacteds. After being part of their system for much of the year, Kelley seems to be the consensus starter going forward, and why not? On 60 rushes so far this year, only 2 have been for negative yards, and has had no fumbles. Maybe that’s not a big enough sample size to truly know what he is capable of, but it’s enough for him to get the nod from many of us in fantasy tonight, myself included. Don’t make me look stupid tonight, Rob! I certainly don’t need any extra help. Otherwise, Kirk Cousins has played decently enough as of late to not really lose Washington any games, but not always enough to win them either. Washington’s pass defense has played well with the addition of Josh Norman, but continually seem to struggle against the run, which totally plays to Green Bay’s strengths. I have hope that this can be an exciting and close game, but I foresee Washington winning at home by ten points.
Alright, you know what to do. Stretch out them fingers and get to the typity-type! See you in the comments.
Much like Fort Totten, Tottenham makes me think of tater tots, the best industrial byproduct in history. Goodest of nights, all!
Can I give this more than +1 for the Fort Totten love?
I don’t get to do this very often, but enjoying a bourbon in the rain from my patio is one of my favorite things.
Cheers and good night, folks.
SoCal rain! I’m there!
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Now, I for one, am really looking forward to the Giants pulling a Jets and just missing the wild card slot with double digit wins.
Robert Kelley, last of America’s great orators.
WELCOME TO THE NFC EAST BEING AS GOOD AS PEOPLE HAVE PRETENDED THEY ARE FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS.
Are you saying 8-8 won’t be good enough for a wildcard slot this season?
What glorious day this hath been that I accepted SHANKOR into my heart! May we all receive O SHANKOR’s blessings from here now on.
Why can’t the old lady be spraying her douchy employees with fire ants or napalm instead?
Her name is Gert!
[holds envelope to forehead]
What does Josh Gordon look like during breast cancer awareness month?
Welp, that was fun, time for more sweet sweet unconsciousness. HAIL!
Dear announcers. Jay Gruden is not the MVP, all he did was listen to me, the voice of reason, as far as going for it. It would have been dumb as the Browns to punt there.
Zymm for coach, doesn’t matter what.
You know what’s up.
And with that, this glorious Shanksgiving has come to a close. Let’s hope there are leftovers to be had tomorrow.
I’m glad I woke up for the last quarter of this game. TOTES WORTH IT.
Hundleyception? Eh, doesn’t have the same ring.
HAH HAHA
THESE GREEN BAY PACKERS I CALL THEM R.E.M. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HURTS.
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24-42 symmetry!
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There are a lot of empty seats, but DC is not a late night town. They even used to close the brothels before midnight due to lack of demand.
Yeah but that was pre-Viagra.
Fuck Snyder.
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Just so y’all know, that part of the song goes “FUCK DALLAS” but they won so it’s sad. Also, ewwwww Dan Snyder is gross.
This just in. Dan Snyder is white.
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Not according to Trump supporters
Welp. I’ve seen this movie, I know how it ends. I look forward to all the reasonable reactions and calm cool local taeks in the morning. Mañana all.
WTF is next Washington, cheerleaders in skirts and sweaters?
SHANKOR is most displeased with that. I have found one of his holiest disciples.
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Wait, what just happened? Is the ball supposed to go through the uprights like that?
Romo: Methinks not
Hail to the Rob Kelly!
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Too little, too late, BEERGH. The day belongs to SHANKHOR.
Lookit them tuba players! They gettin jazzy!
Fun fact: Tuba players is the name of Ted Stevens’ fantasy football team, which he administers using “the internet”.
Someone’s out of tune in the band.
I went upstairs, is that why I started twitching?
When did this become the NCAA??
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I still love you Albert Morris, but there is so much room in my heart for Rob Kelley too.
You know Washington’s going to fumble at the goal line.
Well, I didn’t see all of this game, but I definitely feel like I’ve seen the most hilarious part.
It can get better if they get in and Shankor blesses us with another miss.
Josh Norman >>>>>>>>> Haynesworth
Thanks Cook. Didn’t really want those garbage time fantasy points anyhow.
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STRAIGHT INTO COMPTON
Well sports fans….
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Let’s all pity the poor bastard who took the under. And Skins win probably!