Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread

Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is making the game of football! Roger Goodell knows a smart rule change when he sees one, and this certainly cannot POSSIB-LIE go wrong.

Scotchy is out tonight doing, uhhh, important adult things…

I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be carrying to the load tonight, but I know why you’re here so, ON TO THE GAME!

Green Bay Packers @ Washington Redacteds:

After getting dismantled in Tennessee last week, the Packers are looking to try to get their season back on track today in Washington, against the continually surprising Redacteds. Smart Packer fans will point out that Rodgers recent struggles go back to week 8 of last season, where they got beat up 29-10 by the Broncos in Mile High. Since then, the Packers have gone a collective 8-11, and have struggled to get much done at times offensively. Granted, that can be tough to do with a complete lack of a run game, but it never really seemed to bother them much in past seasons. They do get Aaron’s favorite long haired roommate back in Clay Mathews tonight, so perhaps the defense will actually be able to stop the run with some consistency.

Speaking of the run, Rob Kelley is getting the start tonight at running back for the Redacteds. After being part of their system for much of the year, Kelley seems to be the consensus starter going forward, and why not? On 60 rushes so far this year, only 2 have been for negative yards, and has had no fumbles. Maybe that’s not a big enough sample size to truly know what he is capable of, but it’s enough for him to get the nod from many of us in fantasy tonight, myself included. Don’t make me look stupid tonight, Rob! I certainly don’t need any extra help. Otherwise, Kirk Cousins has played decently enough as of late to not really lose Washington any games, but not always enough to win them either. Washington’s pass defense has played well with the addition of Josh Norman, but continually seem to struggle against the run, which totally plays to Green Bay’s strengths. I have hope that this can be an exciting and close game, but I foresee Washington winning at home by ten points.

Alright, you know what to do. Stretch out them fingers and get to the typity-type! See you in the comments.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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Doktor Zymm

Much like Fort Totten, Tottenham makes me think of tater tots, the best industrial byproduct in history. Goodest of nights, all!

Senor Weaselo

Can I give this more than +1 for the Fort Totten love?

Brick Meathook

SoCal rain! I’m there!

Doktor Zymm

Now, I for one, am really looking forward to the Giants pulling a Jets and just missing the wild card slot with double digit wins.

Romonobyl

Robert Kelley, last of America’s great orators.

Doktor Zymm

WELCOME TO THE NFC EAST BEING AS GOOD AS PEOPLE HAVE PRETENDED THEY ARE FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS.

Romonobyl

Are you saying 8-8 won’t be good enough for a wildcard slot this season?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

What glorious day this hath been that I accepted SHANKOR into my heart! May we all receive O SHANKOR’s blessings from here now on.

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WCS

Why can’t the old lady be spraying her douchy employees with fire ants or napalm instead?

Doktor Zymm

Her name is Gert!

Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[holds envelope to forehead]

What does Josh Gordon look like during breast cancer awareness month?

Doktor Zymm

Welp, that was fun, time for more sweet sweet unconsciousness. HAIL!

Doktor Zymm

Dear announcers. Jay Gruden is not the MVP, all he did was listen to me, the voice of reason, as far as going for it. It would have been dumb as the Browns to punt there.

Senor Weaselo

Zymm for coach, doesn’t matter what.

Doktor Zymm

You know what’s up.

Sharkbait

And with that, this glorious Shanksgiving has come to a close. Let’s hope there are leftovers to be had tomorrow.

Doktor Zymm

I’m glad I woke up for the last quarter of this game. TOTES WORTH IT.

Senor Weaselo

Hundleyception? Eh, doesn’t have the same ring.

Doktor Zymm

HAH HAHA

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

THESE GREEN BAY PACKERS I CALL THEM R.E.M. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HURTS.

Doktor Zymm

24-42 symmetry!

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

There are a lot of empty seats, but DC is not a late night town. They even used to close the brothels before midnight due to lack of demand.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah but that was pre-Viagra.

hippofant

Fuck Snyder.

WCS

dan snyder awkward dance dot gif

Doktor Zymm

Just so y’all know, that part of the song goes “FUCK DALLAS” but they won so it’s sad. Also, ewwwww Dan Snyder is gross.

Sharkbait

This just in. Dan Snyder is white.

Unsurprised

Not according to Trump supporters

Shogun Marcus

Welp. I’ve seen this movie, I know how it ends. I look forward to all the reasonable reactions and calm cool local taeks in the morning. Mañana all.

Romonobyl

WTF is next Washington, cheerleaders in skirts and sweaters?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

SHANKOR is most displeased with that. I have found one of his holiest disciples.

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Doktor Zymm

Wait, what just happened? Is the ball supposed to go through the uprights like that?

Romonobyl

Romo: Methinks not
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Too little, too late, BEERGH. The day belongs to SHANKHOR.

Doktor Zymm

Lookit them tuba players! They gettin jazzy!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun fact: Tuba players is the name of Ted Stevens’ fantasy football team, which he administers using “the internet”.

Brick Meathook

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ThursdaySkyGoddess

Someone’s out of tune in the band.

Senor Weaselo

I went upstairs, is that why I started twitching?

Romonobyl

When did this become the NCAA??

Doktor Zymm

I still love you Albert Morris, but there is so much room in my heart for Rob Kelley too.

WCS

You know Washington’s going to fumble at the goal line.

makeitsnowondem

Well, I didn’t see all of this game, but I definitely feel like I’ve seen the most hilarious part.

Sharkbait

It can get better if they get in and Shankor blesses us with another miss.

Doktor Zymm

Josh Norman >>>>>>>>> Haynesworth

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Thanks Cook. Didn’t really want those garbage time fantasy points anyhow.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

STRAIGHT INTO COMPTON

Romonobyl

Well sports fans….

Doktor Zymm

Let’s all pity the poor bastard who took the under. And Skins win probably!