Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread

Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is making the game of football! Roger Goodell knows a smart rule change when he sees one, and this certainly cannot POSSIB-LIE go wrong.

Scotchy is out tonight doing, uhhh, important adult things…

I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be carrying to the load tonight, but I know why you’re here so, ON TO THE GAME!

Green Bay Packers @ Washington Redacteds:

After getting dismantled in Tennessee last week, the Packers are looking to try to get their season back on track today in Washington, against the continually surprising Redacteds. Smart Packer fans will point out that Rodgers recent struggles go back to week 8 of last season, where they got beat up 29-10 by the Broncos in Mile High. Since then, the Packers have gone a collective 8-11, and have struggled to get much done at times offensively. Granted, that can be tough to do with a complete lack of a run game, but it never really seemed to bother them much in past seasons. They do get Aaron’s favorite long haired roommate back in Clay Mathews tonight, so perhaps the defense will actually be able to stop the run with some consistency.

Speaking of the run, Rob Kelley is getting the start tonight at running back for the Redacteds. After being part of their system for much of the year, Kelley seems to be the consensus starter going forward, and why not? On 60 rushes so far this year, only 2 have been for negative yards, and has had no fumbles. Maybe that’s not a big enough sample size to truly know what he is capable of, but it’s enough for him to get the nod from many of us in fantasy tonight, myself included. Don’t make me look stupid tonight, Rob! I certainly don’t need any extra help. Otherwise, Kirk Cousins has played decently enough as of late to not really lose Washington any games, but not always enough to win them either. Washington’s pass defense has played well with the addition of Josh Norman, but continually seem to struggle against the run, which totally plays to Green Bay’s strengths. I have hope that this can be an exciting and close game, but I foresee Washington winning at home by ten points.

Alright, you know what to do. Stretch out them fingers and get to the typity-type! See you in the comments.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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Claymaker

“You don’t see Aaron Rodgers miss like THAT very often!” an analyst said for the 126th time this season.

Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

“THIS PACKERS DEFENSE, I CALL AN ALABAMA FAMILY REUNION BECAUSE THEY’RE GETTING FUCKED HARD BY COUSINS”

Shogun Marcus

They don’t need a partner, they do just fine fucking themselves.

Senor Weaselo

THAT TOUCHDOWN I CALL IT AGENT SMITH CHOKING OUT NEO IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY BECAUSE IT’S THE SOUND OF INEVITABILITY.

/Too forced?

Shogun Marcus

This is crawling toward insurmountable. The snap is coming.

Sharkbait

There it is.

Shogun Marcus

Yup.
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Sharkbait

And on this glorious SHANKOR feast day, another offering is presented.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I hope someone puts together a post next week about “the first Shanksgiving”.

Sharkbait

I’m wondering when the Charlie Brown special will be.

Brocky

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Gratliff

That’s either a great promo or a conversation with Tully while he’s paying for gas.

Shogun Marcus

Shankor gets his tribute.

Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

They maths good

Senor Weaselo

WordPress approves!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This game brings me insufficient quantities of mirth. I’m off to bed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Insufficient quantities of myrrh? Yeah, I’ve been there.”

– Purple Jesus

Brocky

he never had any chill

Romonobyl

THIS JUST IN!!!!
/sound of old teletype machine in the background…
Romo considering the Broncos in a trade deal. Denver, where old football players nursing temporary body repairs go to die.

Sharkbait

Cleveland: Factory of Sadness

Denver: Quarterback Glue Factory?

Shogun Marcus

Srsly?

Romonobyl

That’s teh skinny. Tony best stock up on sugar cubes and apple cores, Elway gets antsy when he’s hungry.

Gratliff

Toronto needs to riot after that Goldberg-Lesnar riot

Senor Weaselo

Well, the Leafs are off…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I see some NFLers on the kickoff return team are out of practice returning kickoffs.

Shogun Marcus

I understand offense is sexay and is what greases the wheels. But seriously, I am sick of every time a play doesn’t work they all look to the refs like lemurs.

Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

Did he touch him in the helmet area? Does that mean he’s on a list somewhere now?

Dunstan

Tough first game for Jared Goff

Col. Duke LaCross

It came with the frame?

Brick Meathook

Never live in a house made of gasoline

Sharkbait

Ice giants lose, and now I turn this on to the toyota halftime commercial? Damnit.

Brick Meathook

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Dunstan

It’s ok. Like Melania, Arnold is the whi^^^right kind of immigrant.

King Hippo

wasn’t paying attention. ANOTHER missed extra point??

Glorious Chairman Dan

Nah, we went for two and didn’t get it

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“We”???

Sharkbait

…The fuck?

Senor Weaselo

What is “Something not happening in that third picture,” Alex?

Brocky

Okay, I am legitimately sorry for this one.

my absurd sense of humor finds the most random things funny. I just thought it was worth it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No need, it was funny and props on getting at least one “WTF?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Romonobyl

I thought my Facebook page was friends only!

Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

Internet Friends! I have again successfully traversed I-95 without killing neither myself nor any of the other myriad assholes sharing the road with me. I was surprised by the lack of complete morons on my route, then I saw on the tv that the game is just up the road at FedEx Field. So, that explains that.

How the [expletive redacted] are you all doing tonight?

Brick Meathook

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Dunstan

Ah, Lily. Finally, a commercial I can appreciate.

Col. Duke LaCross

‘Sup Lil

Brick Meathook

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Dunstan

Anybody seen Arrival? I’m hearing good things.

laserguru

It was really solid.
Go see it.
It’s nice when the audience is treated like they have a brain.

makeitsnowondem

JORDAN REED
GRONK LISTEN TO BOOK ON TAPE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How to fix your avatar:
1. Go into your profile page.
2. Check and see if either image (I think the bottom one is the important one but do it for both just to be safe) is hosted by gravatar – right-click the image and open in new tab to see – if so you’ll see “gravatar.com” somewhere in the http address.
3. Re-upload the images so they’re hosted on doorfliesopen.
4. Profit.

Brocky

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

SHANKLOR is displeased.

Brick Meathook

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Shogun Marcus

One day starks will learn how to run forward.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like how the officials discussing this is going to delay the game more than Josh Norman did.

Senor Weaselo

“How many wrongs does it take to make a right?” -The NFL official’s credo

Unsurprised

Infinity — NFL’s answer

Dunstan

Time for a pink gin.

Shogun Marcus

Speaking of gin, Dok dead?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am assuming passed out like on top of an end table that is collapsed in her hotel room. Trying to reach her phone each time the TV wakes her up

King Hippo

gin and road trips, man. I BEEN THERE.

Senor Weaselo

I figure that’ll be Dok with the second half of her bottle and a full bottle of Pepto.

WCS

Hairspray: Live! because your parents and grandparents will watch any goddamned thing on network TV

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

See also NCIS___________.

Unsurprised

I wish I could believe you

Romonobyl

Speaking of romance, last night my wife asked me to make love to her like they do in the movies. So I finished on her boobs.

She wasn’t happy, we apparently have wildly different tastes in cinema.

Dunstan

Ah. She wanted the facial?

herodotus450

But where did the other 6 dudes and the transsexual finish?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, I thought you killed her after she took off her shirt……

*80s “horror” movies had great plots.

Unsurprised

It struck me the other day looking at an 80s sex-action/horror tumblr that it dawned on me this is why my tastes are so fucked up.

Shogun Marcus

If only Hillybob had him.

Unsurprised

It would have been like In the Loop.

Shogun Marcus

That’s next on the list. Thick of it and veep done.

Romonobyl

Can I get this as a greeting card? My mother-in-law’s B-day isn’t far away.

Glorious Chairman Dan

why, why can’t we ever keep a goddamn lead! I feel like the last time I felt comfortable watching this team was last year when we got Rob Ryan fired

Brick Meathook

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Shogun Marcus

Even I say nawt catch.

Shogun Marcus

Oh wait! Megatron gone and dez played already! Touchdown Seahawks!

herodotus450
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Short week at work; that means get five days of shit done in three…. fantastic….. looking forward to it.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/b3e0f5d4e5d03e52977a4049cca84312/tumblr_ogrrtrUMPc1rxhp3lo1_540.jpg

WCS

What is, “Hillary Clinton’s Presidential campaign?” I’ll take Potent Potables for $1400.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also; the USA over the next four years.

The Maestro

Cheese-rolling remains one of my favourite This Week In Violence! posts I ever did.

https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/03/25/this-week-in-violence-6/comment-page-1/

King Hippo

There is a “redactedsDOTcom” – because I am EEEEEVVVVVIIIIILLL, that instantly made me wonder what other slurs have websites. Perhaps they all go to official NFL merchandising?

Glorious Chairman Dan

we just keep giving up fourth downs sonofabitch

Sharkbait

Don’t the redacteds have a history of giving up territory to pasty white people?

jjfozz

Not the first time Aaron Rogers gave himself up to a bunch of guys running right at him

evilbeaver8

Would have also accepted “group of guys coming right for him”