KC/Den-I love this sort of game. The D’s on both teams are so much better than the O’s they’re facing. The first OC or qb to find a weakness (this will probably take some time) will end up winning this tilt. That’s if the D’s don’t end up waging a fumble/intercept-returned-for-a-touchdown war.
Enjoy-TYPE AWAY!
Bryan Cranston, I am the one who no longer reads scripts.
Cranston probably got paid big money to do it, which he richly deserves.
I read that line in his voice and then wanted to give him a big suitcase of cash.
“Just in time for your post election blues, a film called ‘Why Him?'”
James Franco has deeper lines in his face than Bryan Cranston. More of them, too.
Ottawa limits the damage, keeps Calgary to a field goal. Halfway through the third, it’s 27-10, REDBLACKS.
Bone-in pork chops grilled with butter infused with Greek seasoning, served alongside garlic mashed taters and broccoli. This should rate at least a blowjob, but I’ll prob settle for a quick handie and control of the bedroom teevee remote.
I’ve been married for awhile now.
Seems like a good deal, if you ask me.
Punt #4.
Tyreek Hill, on my bench after starting last week. He’ll get 18 targets tonight.
THIS AL MICHAELS SABBITICAL, I CALL IT FEBRUARY IN PALM WEST, BECAUSE IT’S ALL ABOUT AN OLD MAN DRYING OUT
So fucking good.
Khalil Paden makes the catch, gets drilled helmet to helmet, fumbles, Stamps recover. Still down on the field. Gotta think they also review this for the helmet to helmet contact though.
No review. Weird.
“Helmet to helmet contact, eh?”
– Aaron Rodgers
Talib was BORN READY
/goddamnit, Harris
Just popped a couple lucky oxy, that should do the trick.
In wholly unrelated news, Hippo Thoughts may be a little late and/or unintelligible in the morn.
I am off facebook, not because of politics but because of the “let’s play this game where I post shit and then you post shit” and then I track you down and murder you with a pair of salad tongs and a fondue fork.
I had been leaning toward doing the same thing. The endless repetitious and usually worthless political commentary was the trigger, but the general lack of content that interested in me had been an issue for a while. I can count maybe a dozen people whose updates interest me and all of them rarely post, so what’s the point?
In the original cut of Temple of Doom that dude’s heart is removed with salad tongs. Most people don’t know that.
Let’s hope their dishwasher was set on “sanitary” at least ,, smh
“Sriracha Aioli” = one squirt sriracha, two squirts mayo, fifty increases in marketing budget
Maple football: Calgary is spectacularly shitting the bed at the moment. It’s glorious.
I may or may not have an erection.
RILEY DIXON IS ALREADY DEAD TIRED
Smart coaching by Kubes. Best chances for the Donks to score will be when tinyhands has the ball on offense.
Mitchell gets sacked, ball pops out, goes careening off an official and several players on both teams, but no turnover. With a loss of 17 on the play, Calgary is forced to punt.
I was convinced Mitchell was going to be a beast and get signed by an NFL team. I was wrong
Is Calgary the Jets or the Bears?
OUI
That thing you did? I saw it.
Success! I went to the game with two of my children, came back with two of my children.
Also, not that drunk.
WOO HOO POINT FOR FANTASY DEFENSE!
Just need fifty-two more of those.
I feel the same way about these teams as I do about the Pöpli kids.
The no fly zone is stricter in Denver than Syria.
If Elway (who seems like a “Never-Trumper”) gives credit to John Kerry, can we gets a re-vote??
Where do I complain about the quality of the illegal livestream of this game I’m watching?
#MURRICA
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflstreams/comments/5f8qxb/game_thread_kansas_city_chiefs_denver_broncos_nbc/
Also, is Dustin what people name kids when they really want to name them Justin but are on Angel Dust, back when that was a drug that people did?
So as an Xmas gift my folks have offered money towards a custom suit. Kinda thinking I could pull off tweed, or is that too “English professor” and hipstery?
Tweed is awesome. One of the few regrets of living in a warm climate is that it isn’t practical to own one here.
I was thinking of doing a vest for warmer months. I have a nice black wool suit that I didn’t wear, even in Feb cause it’s too warm indoors.
Tweed will never go out of style – it’s stylish, even when it’s not the height of fashion. And, you can dress it up or down any way you like, so it doesn’t have to be hipsterish. A good wool tweed will last forever, too. If you’re having it custom-made, then you can choose how it’s cut, and make it as conservative or edgy as you want.
Excellent!
It’s a little professorial. Slight whiff of hipster, though you’re a lady so not as much. Also depends on usage. Presentations and the like, more businessy pinstripey. General day to day, tweed would be ok, comfy even.
Based on that, sounds like it would be fine for what I do. Think I’m going tweed.
Ottawa receives to start the third; Burris drives hard down field, and a TD pass to Brad Sinopoli makes it 27-7. This 20-point deficit is the biggest one that Calgary has faced all year.
Shouldn’t Tirico put “offense” in air quotes when introducing the Chiefs?
Rikki, you want us to win so you control your own destiny Week 17. Cause you’ll murder kill us.
You’re probably right; having the win against the Broncos in the bank makes them less of a threat when it comes to tiebreakers.
GO DOINKS!
[is rooting for Shan’Khor]
THIS GAME I CALL IT LAZY FATHER’S DAY GIFT BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO GET A TIE.
A series of Denver defensive touchdowns sound good to me tonight.
Game is starting….but Civ 6….dammit NFL for having a night game I actually want to watch. Also my pie is almost done.
I really don’t know who I want more to lose tonight. I’m really rooting for a tie.
Missouri voted for Trump, so I’m going with the Chiefs.
By which I mean I want the Chiefs to lose.
A tie would be glorious.
GO DONKS!!!!
/especially Devontae PLEAZ
I’m just here to scout Romo’s potentially new team he’ll be on next season.
Miss you Ware.
Does anyone have the number of a good cardiologist? One who won’t be too judgy about my drinking habits.
I hear that Dr. David Chao has few qualms about alcohol usage.
The woman is an ICU nurse and was ranting the other day about how hard it is to keep heavy drinkers from dying when they’re in critical condition. Everything from extremely easy internal bleeding from years of damage to the GI tract to withdrawal wracking the body when it’s trying to recover. The late life dangers of drinking are horrifically downplayed, and catch up even to most social drinkers. Good times.
Why does NBC think that showing Eli’s face up close is a good idea?
NBC exec: “Goddamnit, we need a Manning! Manning is the only brand in football worth selling, according to our ad buy metrics. NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANY FOOTBALL PLAYER NOT NAMED MANNING! SOMEBODY GET THEIR CHILDREN ON CONTRACT!”
Eli’s attempt at lip-syncing cracks me up every time I see it.
This is my first time witnessing/hearing the SNF intro/song this year. This is a crime against humanity and those responsible should be put in the stocks for public ridicule.
I’m going to lose in the insanity league because I somehow forgot to start a kicker.
Sounds about right.
Woo! Just scored two of the rare Bourbon County beers by asking for them at my go-to corner liquor store.
Ottawa adds another field goal to close out the first half with a 20-7 lead. Now time for a halftime show featuring OneRepublic…
The musical acts definitely suffer in comparison to the Super Bowl. That’s definitely a notable drawback of the Grey Cup.
Well, it could be worse. It could be Nickelback.
And that TSN sideline reporter is rather appealing.
Sara Orlesky? Yeah, she’s pretty tasty. Don’t see her much, she’s typically covering the Winnipeg Jets so she’s not often out into my neck of the woods.
And the year we had Nickelback was the fucking worst. Actually, the year we had the Black Eyed Peas was the worst.
Yahoo thinks there is a 1% chance that Ware and Santos get -9 points between them. I’m quite confident that won’t happen though. HUBRIS!
When the D’s are good, the O’s just come naturally.
/looks downward in shame
I refuse to like it, even for the comedic value.
I hope there are fat guy TDs. LOTS OF FAT GUY TDS.
But that’s a lower pound per TD rate. I want my TDs concentrated!
TINY DARREN TDS FOREVER
What does the UK currency have to do with this?
Because the NFL thinks TDs in London are worth more?
Didn’t you spend your Thanksgiving in the midwest? I would have thought you’d have gotten your fill of fat guy TDs during the myriad pickup games over the holiday.
I live in the city, we don’t have pickup games here, unless you mean people trying to pick each other up for casual sex. And I didn’t go to any that-kind-of-Bear bars over the weekend, so I didn’t see any fat guys scoring.
Bo Levi Mitchell is channeling Philip Rivers tonight. Another high floater picked off. His second interception of the night. He only threw nine total in 18 total regular season games.
Cam Newton just got hit in the head twice on the last play of the game for Carolina.
No call.
Wonder how that would have worked out if it was Brady?
QB Lives Matter!
TWO math problems? What is this?
Goddamn it Fitzsuckit.
Motherfuck this fucking league.
[continues participating and losing $]
Hey, I’m just saying. If Carolina a is going to score a bunch of tds, can greg olsen get in on the action.
Require more G Reg, third leg points.