I’d like to be the 37,000th person on the interbutt to congratulate the Tom-est of Bradys on his new stupid record. If only I knew that the key to future riches was to abandon someone that you knocked up. I’ll file this under “Lesson Learned”. TO THE GAME!
CAR/Sea-As far as I’m concerned, Seattle wants this way more than a Panthers team that is licking its self-inflicted wounds and gearing up for next year. I’d also like to take this time to say that the winner of the Cowboys/Seahawks NFC Championship game will vanquish the Pats in the Super Bowl.
LET’S DO THIS THING!!!
Just checked all of my pockets, and I have zero fucks to give about the remainder of this game. I’m off to bed.
Later, Taters!
A dress code violation? THAT’S why you bench a starting QB?
No Fun League in effect
His hat wasn’t stupid enough?
Week 15 Titans v Chiefs and Lions v Giants might be better games with more at stake.
Am all for Cowboy games that game against Tampa seems a tad excessive. The Cowboys could already be resting players.
Dallas every week!!
I know we’ve made you jealous with the drinking and the gathering and the gambling but what should really make you jealous is the fucking food.
We just had the most incredible tuna and yellowtail sushi, drunken Thai noodles, spicy steak salad, curry chicken and shrimp with pork dumplings.
That’s the part you should be jealous about.
Ooohh, more drinks!
Sushi Roku at Ceasers?
Wazuzu at Encore. Dok came with us but she felt the call of the poker table.
Yup. This is my jealous face. I said it earlier, but I’m saying it again. Next time, I’m in for the Vegas trip.
While you were in Vegas I pooped in your toilet. Don’t worry, I flushed it. Twice.
I promise you wouldn’t want to sit on my toilet.
Manos is done. I don’t even know what that was. Teenagers from Outer Space is on next. I seem to recall seeing that one.
MST3K marathon?
It’s on my network tv…comet?
Pictured: Trump’s wall.
In order to spend any time at all with my husband, Shogun, I have created this profile despite much pain and many arguments with WordPress. This is all YOUR faults, and you had better welcome me with open arms because YOU ARE MY FAMILY NOW. Carry on.
“YOU ARE MY FAMILY NOW.”
Hi! We’re the Bordens!
I didn’t think celebrity apprentice could get any worse.
well, monkeyfuck. No flexing FOAR Donks/Titans.
Holy Fuck the number of commercial breaks is asinine
THE SHIELD demands it!
Roger Goodell is…I can’t even waste the time anymore.
RGIAGDND*? Not really better, is it?
*Roger Goodell Is A God-Damned National Disgrace
Seems like he’s not recognizing the Law of Gravity, among other laws…
He’s getting beaten up by a ghost
Horatio on his way to a hockey game?
Fuck you.*
*OK, that was funny
Wait, you’re telling me there’s a way to make Johnny Depp look like a BIGGER douchebag?
in Hollywoo, they can always get douchier!
I WILL PURCHASE THAT BRAND OF COLOGNE TOMORROW
c’mon, MOAR turnovers. $175 beats $0, beat $240 pays for the printer and ink cartridges I bought my mom for Shitsmas, like, in full!!
Rawls is a mack truck
Even Beef Moe is impressed by that run.
very purty
Ted Ginn protesting Mike Pence’s ascension to the vice presidency by sudennly grabbing balls non-stop.
If the SeaTruther D keeps doing goods, and Charmslinger doesn’t do too much other than bads, I could go from 3rd to 2nd in total points for the year in my league. Which would be a good $$ bump.
I didn’t know Kristen Bell was in Legend. She looks good for her age.
Hey black people, how about a Toyota Carolla?
Does it look like a crown Vic?
-peeps in my hood
http://images.hgmsites.net/med/adam-carolla-in-toyota-gp-gear_100309782_m.jpg
Ate they going for the turnover record?
“Did someone say turnovers? I’m ready.”
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This game stinks worse than Randy Moss’s fingers.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-50257-straight-bass-homie-gif-Imgur-v7ka.gif
Wilson picked off
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll9rypXtFk1qclvq3.gif
It’s officially a pickkakke.
Turnoverkkake in progress, currently.
Fucking Panthers
Whenever I see a closeup of the football signatures, I pray for JUST ONE to be a cursive script “National Disgrace”
It’s impressive to hurt oneself on a sack
Are we still talking about Tom Cruise?
See, Russell Wilson wouldn’t have given up the sack like that before he got married.
See, Russell Wilson gave up his sack when he got married.
Fixed it.
The only thing fixed around here is Russell Wilson.
I like Tom Cruise movies, guy rarely makes crap. There I said it.
Legend (1985)
Pros: Mia Sara, Tim Curry, Mia Sara, inspired Legend of Zelda, Mia Sara
Cons: Too much Tom Cruise, not enough Mia Sara
Oddly accurate. Even the crap is tolerable.
You want to convince me that Viagra works? Hire Kathy Bates as your spokesperon.
Bea Arthur. Or perhaps Eleanor Roosevelt.
Anne Ramsey.
I wouldn’t fuck Eleanor Roosevelt with Bea Arthur’s dick.
I look forward to putting the same amount of effort the Panthers are displaying tonight into my workweek.
Viagra single packs
Interview with Ethan Hunt
Is the mummy supposed to be Tom Cruise’s gay thoughts?
Black, floppy things hitting him in the face? MAYBE
The Mummy appears to need more Mummy, less Maverick.
Dear Everyone involved with This is Us,
Each of you has been fitted with a tracking chip. I have a speargun, a vat of blowfish poison, and plenty of free time.
You are all dead meat.
Fozz the Terrible
Roger Goodell
Let me finish this thought:
Roger Goodell for Madden 18 cover
“Nothing bad ever happens on Christmas Eve.”
Have you not seen either of the first two Die Hards?!
Tell that to Joseph, he had to foot the bill for a third rate room so a kid that wasn’t his could be born.
Benjamin got popped
In his defense, Cam thought the ball was a laptop.
http://i.imgur.com/iJQaglG.gif
“Confident throw” = fucking terrible idea
Joe Flacco’s Cleats: pure white, sponsored by the Milk Association
Ate they elite cleats though?
I love how the NFL is turning the bad PR from not letting giants receivers wear 9/11 cleats into this weekend’s sponsored event.
what about Pete’s “Let me tell YOU about 9/11” cleats?
And now, “Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace” in the key of F-U Major.