Your “NFC East Feast And/Or Blowout” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

I’d like to take this time to share with you some of my acquired non-football related wisdom. Are you ready? Here goes. I have moved many, many times over the years. It’s only been in the last dozen or so that I’ve been able to hire fellas to do it for me. That said, “the cheaper the moving company, the more likely said movers will have significant hygiene issues”. You’re welcome. Now… TO THE GAME!

Dal/NYG– Dallas has reached 11 straight wins due to the good fortune of qb Romo doing what he does most consistently-getting injured. Okay, maybe they lucked out in the draft. Okay, maybe they bothered to spend some money on their offensive line. Okay, maybe they’ve benefited from a weaker sked. Okay, maybe owner Jerry Jones has ceded some footballing decisions to folks that are far more qualified. Okay, for absolutely sure I’m a-feared of these damn Cowboys going forward. Honestly, Elisha has to pull a Super Bowl-winning performance out of his ass if the Giants are going to win. His play this year has been…Elisha-like to date, so I’m thinking Dallas is going to romp.

I hope that they don’t romp BUT I HOPE THAT YOU ROMP COMMENT-WISE! DO IT!

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Doktor Zymm
JerBear50

AARod approves.

Brocky

Holy Fuck that’s adorable.

Sharkbait

Now let’s see that legendary Giants clock management.

Senor Weaselo

3 and out taking 40 seconds or pick taking 12?

Horatio Cornblower

So, so close.

Horatio Cornblower

4th and 1 and less than 4 minutes left and you punt.

Fuck this.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am rooting for a tie now. That or tWBS sneaking into the locker room and rubbing everything they own in his ass crack so they get ass herpes

laserguru

ASS HERPES!

King Hippo

Have to go for it, yeah?

Horatio Cornblower

Have to? No.

Should have? Yes.

laserguru

No.

Mr. Ayo

Hmm, indeed. That would be imprudent at this juncture of the contest, sir.

Horatio Cornblower

Hmm, yes, should we fail it would not be a good eating at the post-game buffet.

Mr. Ayo

Verily. Best to let the opposition feed us the win. Guffaw!

Doktor Zymm

My fantasy score is gonna be like…50, but whatevs.

Horatio Cornblower

PUT IN ROMO!!!!
-everywhere in Texas besides Austin

Horatio Cornblower

If Lester Holt wants to inspire America he can ask Trump where is fucking tax returns are.

Spur

Sean Lee has turned himself into a self guided missle. Wernher Von Braun is pleased

Horatio Cornblower

Ereck Flowers is easily the Cowboys’ MVP tonight.

Doktor Zymm

How drunk were his parents when they wrote “Ereck” on the birth certificate?

Mr. Ayo

They fell down trying to cross that T

Horatio Cornblower

Yes

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

Dammit. I have to wake up in 7 hours, but I want to keep watching this here cluster of fucks.

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You wake up entirely too early.

Sharkbait

6 hours for me. This trainwreck is too alluring for me.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I don’t understand the appeal but I hope you both stay

King Hippo

And OT is still VERY plausible.

Brick Meathook

I have nowhere to be tomorrow. It’s a Hollywood Christmas!

Brocky

I was kinda hoping the snow would knock out some local business, but no such luck.

WCS

laserguru

I haven’t seen this many disappointed Cowboys since last weekend in Vegas.

Horatio Cornblower

I haven’t seen this many disappointed cowboys since it turned out ‘Brokeback Mountain’ wasn’t a Western.

Spur

Dak and Dez have not been on the same page all night.

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Dallas isn’t even trying.

King Hippo

The plan is punt, wait for Elisha to Elisha in better field position.

Brocky

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Doktor Zymm

Just hold a playbook in front of it

Brocky

in hindsight, using a pop up book was a bad idea

JerBear50

Thank god for trapper keepers

Doktor Zymm

You would think Eli Manning would be much better at believing his interceptions after all the practice he’s had

Brocky

I like to imagine Eli watched Bambi a bunch of times expecting bambi’s mom to make it in at least one version.

Doktor Zymm

Oh my god! This is a thing that totally happens!

Brocky

at least his parents were smart enough to keep him from seeing “land before time”

Horatio Cornblower

Honestly I left the room to get another beer, (no shut up YOU have a drinking problem), thinking “I bet Eli throws one to the Cowboys as soon as I leave” and here we are.

Also I should stop drinking.

Sharkbait

/Finishes pouring another G&T

Drinking problem? Nah.

Doktor Zymm

One more beer couldn’t hurt

Spur
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s the ‘roids that shrink it.

Horatio Cornblower

The older black guy in this virtual reality commercial is seeing a world in which he can vote without first producing 4 forms of ID and an affidavit from the Easter Bunny.

King Hippo

Scott Walker wakes up, covered in a cold sweat.

Doktor Zymm

Look at all these multicultural families enjoying their VR on the holidays! Trump will put a stop to that!

Sharkbait

There’s the back breaking Manningception that was due to happen.

King Hippo

Return of the Elisha.

The Maestro

CUE MORE DELICIOUS MANNINGFACE

Spur

Cowboys Defense gets Eli
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Unsurprised

Fuck it. Buddy was far and away the best part of this game.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Good night all!

Sweet dreams, and don’t let the Marv Alberts bite!

Horatio Cornblower

Good night you prince of Maine, you king of one-liners.

Or whatever the fuck Michael Caine said in that movie.

JerBear50

That doesn’t seem quite condescending enough for Irving.

Senor Weaselo

Night Buddy!

Unsurprised

Good night.
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Doktor Zymm

Gutenest of Nachts!

Sharkbait

Well done this evening. Goodnight sir.

Horatio Cornblower

Sean Lee is making a difference in several communities, because he can’t remember which community he actually lives in.

Kungjitsu

Rogue One has to end with Darth Vader killing the whole crew after they give Leia the plans, right?

Horatio Cornblower

It better. As a straight white male I can’t take many more of these female hero movies.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Enroll at Healthcare.gov. Your policy with start and end as soon as Trump is signed in!

Shogun Marcus

Spacehog nbc? While showing the statue of liberty? Ffs. Smgdmfh.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Jeez, in that weather Michele Tafoya looks like Aileen Wuronos.

Spur
Spur

Dallas’ play calling is just boring tonight.

Doktor Zymm

Yep, it’s just awl-ful

Doktor Zymm

That commercial is unrealistic. No one wrote “FUCK THE COWBOYS” on their balloon.

Horatio Cornblower

I am so much faster than Jason Witten

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I tell you what, I was listening to a podcast about Richard Ramirez and he seem like a real meanie imo.

Spur

Can he run a 10 yard slash route?

Sharkbait

Sunglasses at night JPP?

King Hippo

We may have a Greater Footy contest on our hands after all, lady and non-gentlemen.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

One of my favorite hookups: Eli to OBJ

One of my least favorite hookups: Hugh Grant to Divine Brown

Sharkbait

Gets his first TD-Shouldve been 2

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I guess that gypsy curse wore off.

Senor Weaselo

That’s what happens when you take Madame Zeroni’s great-great-great grandson to the river and have him drink and sing the song.

Spur

It’s the Giants, it’s always the Giants.

Doktor Zymm

SCHADENCOWEUDE

Brick Meathook

WELLY WELL WELL

The Maestro

OBJ IS A ROCKET Y’ALL

Unsurprised

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