Your “Is It Too Early To Start Practicing My New Year’s Drinking?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

No. It’s not, and it never is.

 

NFL News:

  • Steve Smith is saying he’s “89 percent sure” done after this Sunday.
    • I think we shall all miss him, even Steelers fans.
  • The Bills are admitting it’s a “business decision” to start EJ Manuel, because of that huge bonus Tyrod Taylor has guaranteed in his contract.
    • A worse look is that Anthony Lynn admitted that the decision came from the front office. We all know it did, but don’t admit it, stupid.
    • So, I hope EJ impresses someone. Hey, the Jets could use another half-dozen QBs.
  • Still on the Bills, the Rex-replacement speculation is hot & heavy. ESPN has a list of contenders, both plausible and ridiculous, but two stick way out for all Commentists:
    • Josh McDaniels – I can smell the Belichick coaching-tree takes already
    • Todd Haley – tell me his Camaro wouldn’t look good screaming around Buffalo’s icy winter streets.
  • Tampa RB Doug Martin was suspended 4 games for a PED violation.
    • He opted to start now so he only misses three games next year. S-M-R-T, since he gets paid more next year.
  • In a sign he’s probably gone, Joe Staley is saying, aloud, that he’d love for Chip Kelly to return as 49ers head coach next year.
  • Oh this’ll fix it – the Hall of Fame Game has been moved from Sunday to Thursday, so they don’t have to convert the field in 24 hours. This way, the game might be better get played.
    • So it’ll be:
      • Game Thursday
      • Dinner Friday
      • Enshrinement ceremony Saturday

I didn’t talk about this yesterday, but let me tell you about how crushed Seahawks fans were on Sunday afternoon.

img_2651Pregame, I spent in my usual drinking places – Henry’s Tavern, followed by Safeco Field. It was the usual fare: a few beers, some cheaper-than-stadium food, and Red Zone. There were the usual “SEA — HAWKS!!!” chants, and everyone feeling pretty good. We hung around there until about 12:45, and then made our way across the street to be metal detected and scanned in. My brother, having brought his in-laws, went to the box and I went to my usual seats. The air was heavy with anticipation.

antici-pation

Once the game started, things turned quickly. Arizona went up 14 pretty easily, and blocking that field goal sure helped temper peoples’ enthusiasm. The first sign it was really going to be a bad day was when Tyler Lockett broke his leg. On the big screen, it first looked like he had a concussion. But then they showed the end zone angle, and you saw his leg fold up. The “OHH!” was pretty shocking. He’ll be lucky if he comes back next year at all. Then they couldn’t convert on (essentially) 8 tries from inside the five yard line.

People actually booed the team off the field at halftime.

The start of the second half seemed good, with a quick 7 going up on the board. But then they fell back into the same malaise. The teams traded scores and a home finale bed-shitting seemed plausible. When the game went to 31-18, people started flocking ut the door. Now, I never leave early, mostly because my Scottish upbringing says ‘stay; you paid that much for the WHOLE game’. But I also sat through the ‘Hawks comeback against Green Bay, so you can just never look away from Russell Wilson.

And whaddya know, they did it again. You could see people outside trying to get back in. Hilarious. The fans left inside – about 3/4 – were going bonkers.

I confuse him with the Ninja Warrior girl.
I confuse him with the Ninja Warrior girl.

But then they missed the convert. And there was a minute left on the clock. Bruce Arians must hate him some Pete Carroll, because the Cards went for it hard. Palmer targetted everywhere Earl Thomas should have been. That got them in range, and you know how it ended. Catanzaro finally hit a pressure kick in the last minute. The overtime everyone expected (again) didn’t happen.

But the people. Oh, the people. The last time I heard C-Link that quite was the “Fail Mary” game, but this time there was no eruption, just sadness. About 40,000 zombies walking around the stadium, visions of a first-round bye gone from their heads. It wasn’t “Oh man, I can’t wait to play the Cowboys”; it was now, “Aww shit, we’re gonna get the Giants or Packers”. I saw people crying. I had the easiest time getting back onto the Interstate. It was then I-5 all the way home.

If you hate the Seahawks, Christmas Eve was your Christmas, and Bruce Arians gave you a present.

Applied then; applies...we'll see after the playoffs.
Applied then; applies…we’ll see after the playoffs.

Tonight’s sports:

  • Bowl games:
    • Foster Farms Bowl: Indiana vs. Utah – 8:30PM | FOX
    • Texas Bowl: Texas A&M vs. Kansas State – 9:00PM | ESPN
  • NHL Hockey:
    • Leafs at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Canadiens at Lightning – 7:30 | Sportsnet360
    • Flyers at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN
    • Kings at Canucks – 10:00 | Sportsnet
  • World Juniors: United States vs. Slovakia – 7:30PM | TSN / NHL Network
  • College Basketball:
    • Monmouth at *North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Virginia at Louisville – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Georgetown at Marquette – 8:30PM | FS1
    • Cincinnati at Temple – 9:00PM | ESPNU
    • UCLA at Oregon – 9:00PM | ESPN2

Too many of my words. YOU SAY SOMETHING!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Fronkenshteen

How does ANYONE bet successfully on bowl games?

Unsurprised

Dart board?

WCS

Twice as nice?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, it was a goddamnit, sorry.

Brocky

Random question: has anyone ever noticied that IU gets a lot of hate?

I’m serious. Random schools don’t like us. we deal with absurdly successful big ten teams and somehow we’re the bad guys?

I understand the hate from purdue. I really do. the little little engine that couldn’t. but man, you think we were duke with the amount of death threats we get.

/rant over.

I’ll admit that bob knight was a prick, but he wasn’t a cheater and the choking incident was blown way out of proportion, but still , fuck him for supporting trump

Unsurprised

Didn’t they beat Duke as a 16 seed in the first round once? That’s cool.

Brocky

Yes, and it was amazing

https://youtu.be/zFga1xOchcQ?t=1h20m50s

Brocky

ALXMAC, that wasn’t directed at you. just keeping up with traditions.

ALXMAC

Brocky – my hate is manufactured; my true hate is reserved for teams that are Orange.

herodotus450

Hate and love are basically the smae thing though. two sides of hte same coin.

ALXMAC
herodotus450

Who thought I would eve be jealous of Gerry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZQQfkJ7hZY

herodotus450
BrettFavresColonoscopy

2017 has to be sunshine, rainbows, and road head, right?

WCS

Probably just more The Road than anything else.

WCS

23-17 JV Fat Humps

This bowl game is traditionally an utter shit show, with blowouts or lousy play from both teams, but, this one has been pretty good so far.

/remembers WVU’s performance earlier
//punches dog

Brocky

JV Fat Humps

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I have taken the liberty of assigning another big ten team to jim irsay’s little ponies, its far more fitting in terms of self-righteousness and delusions of grandeur

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ALXMAC

I’d rock it.

Brocky

Ironically right?

RIGHT?!?!?!?

ALXMAC

Nope. Fuck Notre Dame.

ALXMAC

Also Fuck Indiana, Fuck Indiana State, and Fuck Depaw. IUPUI, you’re cool.

Brocky

Also Fuck Ball State, Fuck Indiana State, and Fuck Depaw. IUPUI, you’re cool.

FTFY

Unsurprised

But most importantly, Fuck Notre Dame

ALXMAC

“YOU SAY SOMETHING!” –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9SrLNlLLTA

WCS

litre_cola

Is this Larry the Dr Pepper guy supposed to be a parody of something I have never seen before?

Unsurprised

I don’t think so. He’s just another in a long line of psychotically enthusiastic pitch men who would be jailed and/or tazed to death if they existed in real life.

WCS

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Unsurprised

The one guy who didn’t get tazed enough and died

Fronkenshteen

Gent’men!http://www.mash4077tv.com/images/misc/spotlight/121_fade_out_fade_in.jpg
Sipping a shift beer, KSU / A&M heading for halftime on the bar TV, and B-52s Live in 1979 in the ear holes. Hope everyone is buzzing nicely.

litre_cola

Hello Winchester.

Unsurprised

If MTWV is lucky, he might get rescued by a good samaritan.
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Brocky

russian baywatch?

Unsurprised

I wish I knew.

litre_cola

Is anyone watching IU v NonMormon U?

Mr. Ayo

If I close one eye, I can do it

ballsofsteelandfury

I am. 17-17 in the third.

Brocky

I finally found a stream!!!1!

its only 89 seconds behind!

Spur

The movie Keanu is the next Zoolander

litre_cola

Is that the cat one?

rockingdog
Spur

Folks….am drunk

Don T

Still trying to figure the angle on the Bills coach calling out the GM for Tyrod. Benching Taylor is a management move, so it’s not quite shitting on the supervisor to impress the boss. Maybe the interim guy just thinks he has nothing to lose and will not be a good soldier to those who fired the guy who promoted him to OC. But other owners would remember that and blackball him. Capitalist pigs.
Oh, and I bet a mortgage payment that Rex would’ve started Taylor.

litre_cola

Then call about 35 naked bootlegs so he gets hurt and gets paid.

Unsurprised

It’s like watching Nixon fly away in Marine One after resigning.

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/813847481809301504

Brocky

I never knew he had a bills truck too……….

lol

Croooow

Doesn’t he also have a Bills tattoo as well?

Brocky

it was a cover up of his wife in a sanchez jersey tattoo.

as stupid as it was, at least he got it changed.

WCS

At least the Ice Stillers won, and I never have to watch Skyler Howard overthrow WVU receivers by ten feet again.

rockingdog

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rockingdog
Fronkenshteen

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Mr. Ayo

Rot cock?

Unsurprised

I assume the series was trash, but I may have to seek it out to get my BR fix

Don T

The lady is right. Let’s have some Everclear.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMJA623oBI

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

2016 The year that won’t end without making us more miserable each day

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am at complete black out drunk right now, but I was always the one with a car so I can fake talk to people and seem only mildly drunk and not stumble when I walk or function as a human. If I remember anything from later than now it will probably have a drunk slant.

/ taking another shot, because fuck it

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

But I have stupid shit I want to say!

Unsurprised

You could be President

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have a couple choices here. I went back through a few of my comments and I have typos in all of them. I could go to sleep , or just drink a lot more and not remember the rest of the night

scotchnaut

/Belly full of chili and beer and scotch

“My work here is done.”

scotchnaut

“You forgot about us!”

-chicken wings

/sorry, chicken wings

litre_cola

More people there than a Niners game?

ballsofsteelandfury

I do love that Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace is catching on!

Spanky Datass

Probably fewer pants here at DFO I would guess.
http://www.gsconto.com/files/post/151/47eee3cac6a45c23138522621fbd0e62.jpeg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dad is always sick so he has no sense of smell. I am pretty sure he trumped an entire bottle of garlic powder onto the food for tonight because I can smell it throgh 2 closed doors

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I see the error. I am ok with it

litre_cola

What the hell is a Foster Farms? You guys have farms for kids with no families now?

Unsurprised

Foster home for unwanted and not-tasty (because they’re factory farms) poultry

Brocky

December 28, 2016 at 7:15 pm
I feel like the only person in the world who’s mildly upset that I can get countless bowl games on my sports package except the one featuring a school that is actually in the same state as my cable provider.

Seriously, wtf. Even if iu is going to get killed I wanna see it.

litre_cola

In Alberta I get the game Brocky, it is the only one I have gotten all day. I have the super sports package and this is on Fox from Spokane.

Brocky

I could watch if I wanted, I just think it’s dumb that I’m in the home market and i have to anticipate it being on the one package I’m not subscribed to

King Hippo

Wait, this one is on Fox national. You have to get that, dontcha??

Brocky

Is that the one with sean hannity

rockingdog

find a stream on reddit

Brocky

I plan to, just, you know, laziness

Unsurprised

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scotchnaut

/Watching Captain America: The First Avenger

I’m beginning to think that these kinds of movies are a form of propaganda disguised as a distraction. Or vice-versa.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That one is White America is great porn. The other Marvel movies are better. Strangely I am in an extend argument with my Moms foreign exchange student from China about why he is the worst.

Gratliff

The First Avenger should’ve been reduced down to like 15 minutes and put at the start of Winter Soldier which is a roughly 300x better movie

Unsurprised

“So we have a movie where Captain America kicks Nazi ass across Europe”

“Put all that in a two-minute montage. MORE ORIGIN STORY!”

Gratliff

/5 Minute Flashback Sequence of Chris Evans regretting not doing his best during spelling tests

Unsurprised

Not to mention that the entire third act was set up to put him in the modern day, because this is the one franchise where prequels are apparently forbidden.

Unsurprised

Joe Johnston did make it pretty, though. He nailed the aesthetic in this and The Rocketeer.

Gratliff

Is it really the same guy? I just thought they felt similar because of the era

Unsurprised

Yep. Same director

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

So wise

...

Holy shit owls are evil.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
scotchnaut

Yes it’s a fine tune but anything from Paul’s Boutique is better.

...

I’d really like to bang Ninja Warrior Girl.

Unsurprised

This one? Jessie Graff?
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
WCS

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blackroseMD1

So what are the odds that Steve Smith actually retires and stays retired instead of doing the “Favre thing*”?

*non-dick pics division

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I say 50/50. He will either punch someone and play to repair his image or retire

scotchnaut

He sure does love the spotlight-I’m thinking he becomes some sort of NFL David Byrne.

/by that I mean he becomes a talking head

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
litre_cola

Is that my pug in a costume?

Unsurprised

h
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blaxabbath

Getting out of work in a bit here and need to shop. I’m on the hook for dinner the next few nights and want to rock some chili. I got a pressure cooker and little time. Anyone got a good recipe?

Gratliff

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1440479232-01.jpg

Also, you really need to brace yourself before googling pressure cooker accident. Got. Damn.

blaxabbath

Oh — it’s electric.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
scotchnaut

Equal parts ground veal, pork and beef.

/whatever anyone else posts, do this-you won’t be sorry

scotchnaut

Cook it off separately and add it in afterwards, btw.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I did all chorizo one year that turned out great. Lamb in the mix works well too.

scotchnaut

“Lamb is very under-rated.”

-lonely Scottish shepherds

Spanky Datass

Dallas County Jailhouse Chili is simple and classic. Beans on the side. Ignore the “suet” in the recipe. Just ask the meat market guy for a coarse ground on the beef. Electric pressure cooker is a great thing.
http://phorum.dallashistory.org/read.php?2,88088,88088

blaxabbath

I got this after already prepping but rest assured I’ll get to it and maybe fanboy a Sunday gravy if it.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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King Hippo

NC State up 17-10 on mighty Rider. WOO!!!!

blaxabbath

The committee got it wrong leaving NCSU out!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
scotchnaut

Watching a documentary by the name of “Unleashed” about dogs competing in the Del Valle Dog Show. It can’t be a coincidence that nearly every single trainer is a thin-lipped female, can it?

/very, very weird

blaxabbath

“I saw people crying.”

Thank you for that. The Cardinals have been the biggest disappointment of the shit heap that is 2016 Arizona sports but hurting the great fans who boo’d SEA a couple years ago in that 11-17 slugfest (that was 3-6 entering the 3rd), where SEA was otherwise undefeated at home and driving until a fluke interception off a diving WR’s arm ended it, does bring some redemption.

But that’s just because I’m a hater and my college doesn’t have a bowl game for me to vent at.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Not related to anything personal, but I love this song drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVHnWyDmdw

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have been drinking all day and it has been dark outside for like 3 hours. Not a fan of having to switch threads

scotchnaut

WE’VE GOT A THREAD-SWITCHER! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, this just adds more confusion to the weird back and forth MTWV and I were having in the other thread.