No. It’s not, and it never is.
NFL News:
- Steve Smith is saying he’s “89 percent sure” done after this Sunday.
- I think we shall all miss him, even Steelers fans.
- The Bills are admitting it’s a “business decision” to start EJ Manuel, because of that huge bonus Tyrod Taylor has guaranteed in his contract.
- A worse look is that Anthony Lynn admitted that the decision came from the front office. We all know it did, but don’t admit it, stupid.
- So, I hope EJ impresses someone. Hey, the Jets could use another half-dozen QBs.
- Still on the Bills, the Rex-replacement speculation is hot & heavy. ESPN has a list of contenders, both plausible and ridiculous, but two stick way out for all Commentists:
- Josh McDaniels – I can smell the Belichick coaching-tree takes already
- Todd Haley – tell me his Camaro wouldn’t look good screaming around Buffalo’s icy winter streets.
- Tampa RB Doug Martin was suspended 4 games for a PED violation.
- He opted to start now so he only misses three games next year. S-M-R-T, since he gets paid more next year.
- In a sign he’s probably gone, Joe Staley is saying, aloud, that he’d love for Chip Kelly to return as 49ers head coach next year.
- Oh this’ll fix it – the Hall of Fame Game has been moved from Sunday to Thursday, so they don’t have to convert the field in 24 hours. This way, the game might
be betterget played.- So it’ll be:
- Game Thursday
- Dinner Friday
- Enshrinement ceremony Saturday
- So it’ll be:
I didn’t talk about this yesterday, but let me tell you about how crushed Seahawks fans were on Sunday afternoon.
Pregame, I spent in my usual drinking places – Henry’s Tavern, followed by Safeco Field. It was the usual fare: a few beers, some cheaper-than-stadium food, and Red Zone. There were the usual “SEA — HAWKS!!!” chants, and everyone feeling pretty good. We hung around there until about 12:45, and then made our way across the street to be metal detected and scanned in. My brother, having brought his in-laws, went to the box and I went to my usual seats. The air was heavy with anticipation.
Once the game started, things turned quickly. Arizona went up 14 pretty easily, and blocking that field goal sure helped temper peoples’ enthusiasm. The first sign it was really going to be a bad day was when Tyler Lockett broke his leg. On the big screen, it first looked like he had a concussion. But then they showed the end zone angle, and you saw his leg fold up. The “OHH!” was pretty shocking. He’ll be lucky if he comes back next year at all. Then they couldn’t convert on (essentially) 8 tries from inside the five yard line.
People actually booed the team off the field at halftime.
The start of the second half seemed good, with a quick 7 going up on the board. But then they fell back into the same malaise. The teams traded scores and a home finale bed-shitting seemed plausible. When the game went to 31-18, people started flocking ut the door. Now, I never leave early, mostly because my Scottish upbringing says ‘stay; you paid that much for the WHOLE game’. But I also sat through the ‘Hawks comeback against Green Bay, so you can just never look away from Russell Wilson.
And whaddya know, they did it again. You could see people outside trying to get back in. Hilarious. The fans left inside – about 3/4 – were going bonkers.
But then they missed the convert. And there was a minute left on the clock. Bruce Arians must hate him some Pete Carroll, because the Cards went for it hard. Palmer targetted everywhere Earl Thomas should have been. That got them in range, and you know how it ended. Catanzaro finally hit a pressure kick in the last minute. The overtime everyone expected (again) didn’t happen.
But the people. Oh, the people. The last time I heard C-Link that quite was the “Fail Mary” game, but this time there was no eruption, just sadness. About 40,000 zombies walking around the stadium, visions of a first-round bye gone from their heads. It wasn’t “Oh man, I can’t wait to play the Cowboys”; it was now, “Aww shit, we’re gonna get the Giants or Packers”. I saw people crying. I had the easiest time getting back onto the Interstate. It was then I-5 all the way home.
If you hate the Seahawks, Christmas Eve was your Christmas, and Bruce Arians gave you a present.
Tonight’s sports:
- Bowl games:
- Foster Farms Bowl: Indiana vs. Utah – 8:30PM | FOX
- Texas Bowl: Texas A&M vs. Kansas State – 9:00PM | ESPN
- NHL Hockey:
- Leafs at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Canadiens at Lightning – 7:30 | Sportsnet360
- Flyers at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- Kings at Canucks – 10:00 | Sportsnet
- World Juniors: United States vs. Slovakia – 7:30PM | TSN / NHL Network
- College Basketball:
- Monmouth at *North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Virginia at Louisville – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Georgetown at Marquette – 8:30PM | FS1
- Cincinnati at Temple – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- UCLA at Oregon – 9:00PM | ESPN2
Too many of my words. YOU SAY SOMETHING!
How does ANYONE bet successfully on bowl games?
Dart board?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/eea3972b4e35e4be53a6c1412d82e6c1/tumblr_ohk4phLWVq1umk4ogo1_400.gif
Twice as nice?
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No, it was a goddamnit, sorry.
Random question: has anyone ever noticied that IU gets a lot of hate?
I’m serious. Random schools don’t like us. we deal with absurdly successful big ten teams and somehow we’re the bad guys?
I understand the hate from purdue. I really do. the little little engine that couldn’t. but man, you think we were duke with the amount of death threats we get.
/rant over.
I’ll admit that bob knight was a prick, but he wasn’t a cheater and the choking incident was blown way out of proportion, but still , fuck him for supporting trump
Didn’t they beat Duke as a 16 seed in the first round once? That’s cool.
Yes, and it was amazing
https://youtu.be/zFga1xOchcQ?t=1h20m50s
ALXMAC, that wasn’t directed at you. just keeping up with traditions.
Brocky – my hate is manufactured; my true hate is reserved for teams that are Orange.
Hate and love are basically the smae thing though. two sides of hte same coin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuMBmK5uksg
Who thought I would eve be jealous of Gerry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZQQfkJ7hZY
http://i.imgur.com/U4XqUoe.jpg
2017 has to be sunshine, rainbows, and road head, right?
Probably just more The Road than anything else.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/eea3972b4e35e4be53a6c1412d82e6c1/tumblr_ohk4phLWVq1umk4ogo1_400.gif
23-17 JV Fat Humps
This bowl game is traditionally an utter shit show, with blowouts or lousy play from both teams, but, this one has been pretty good so far.
/remembers WVU’s performance earlier
//punches dog
JV Fat Humps
I have taken the liberty of assigning another big ten team to jim irsay’s little ponies, its far more fitting in terms of self-righteousness and delusions of grandeur
I’d rock it.
Ironically right?
RIGHT?!?!?!?
Nope. Fuck Notre Dame.
Also Fuck Indiana, Fuck Indiana State, and Fuck Depaw. IUPUI, you’re cool.
Also Fuck Ball State, Fuck Indiana State, and Fuck Depaw. IUPUI, you’re cool.
FTFY
But most importantly, Fuck Notre Dame
“YOU SAY SOMETHING!” –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9SrLNlLLTA
Is this Larry the Dr Pepper guy supposed to be a parody of something I have never seen before?
I don’t think so. He’s just another in a long line of psychotically enthusiastic pitch men who would be jailed and/or tazed to death if they existed in real life.
The one guy who didn’t get tazed enough and died
Gent’men!http://www.mash4077tv.com/images/misc/spotlight/121_fade_out_fade_in.jpg
Sipping a shift beer, KSU / A&M heading for halftime on the bar TV, and B-52s Live in 1979 in the ear holes. Hope everyone is buzzing nicely.
Hello Winchester.
If MTWV is lucky, he might get rescued by a good samaritan.
russian baywatch?
I wish I knew.
Is anyone watching IU v NonMormon U?
If I close one eye, I can do it
I am. 17-17 in the third.
I finally found a stream!!!1!
its only 89 seconds behind!
The movie Keanu is the next Zoolander
Is that the cat one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA0w4U9zJ_4
Folks….am drunk
Still trying to figure the angle on the Bills coach calling out the GM for Tyrod. Benching Taylor is a management move, so it’s not quite shitting on the supervisor to impress the boss. Maybe the interim guy just thinks he has nothing to lose and will not be a good soldier to those who fired the guy who promoted him to OC. But other owners would remember that and blackball him. Capitalist pigs.
Oh, and I bet a mortgage payment that Rex would’ve started Taylor.
Then call about 35 naked bootlegs so he gets hurt and gets paid.
It’s like watching Nixon fly away in Marine One after resigning.
https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/813847481809301504
I never knew he had a bills truck too……….
lol
Doesn’t he also have a Bills tattoo as well?
it was a cover up of his wife in a sanchez jersey tattoo.
as stupid as it was, at least he got it changed.
At least the Ice Stillers won, and I never have to watch Skyler Howard overthrow WVU receivers by ten feet again.
http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u412/keck321/ChickenDog.jpg
Rot cock?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/685bb1f34fd8276f3415564b6949d760/tumblr_mv52eappHB1sww4emo1_r1_500.gif
I assume the series was trash, but I may have to seek it out to get my BR fix
Jesus, now Debbie Reynolds?!
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/28/entertainment/debbie-reynolds-hospitalized/index.html?adkey=bn
The lady is right. Let’s have some Everclear.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMJA623oBI
2016 The year that won’t end without making us more miserable each day
I am at complete black out drunk right now, but I was always the one with a car so I can fake talk to people and seem only mildly drunk and not stumble when I walk or function as a human. If I remember anything from later than now it will probably have a drunk slant.
/ taking another shot, because fuck it
Just stay off twitter!
But I have stupid shit I want to say!
You could be President
Oh, go ahead then.
I have a couple choices here. I went back through a few of my comments and I have typos in all of them. I could go to sleep , or just drink a lot more and not remember the rest of the night
/Belly full of chili and beer and scotch
“My work here is done.”
“You forgot about us!”
-chicken wings
/sorry, chicken wings
More people there than a Niners game?
Because everyone stood for the anthem, I’m sure.
“Goodell tolerating Kaep’s protest is why he’s a national disgrace”, says some uncle’s Facebook page.
I do love that Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace is catching on!
Probably fewer pants here at DFO I would guess.
http://www.gsconto.com/files/post/151/47eee3cac6a45c23138522621fbd0e62.jpeg
My dad is always sick so he has no sense of smell. I am pretty sure he trumped an entire bottle of garlic powder onto the food for tonight because I can smell it throgh 2 closed doors
I see the error. I am ok with it
What the hell is a Foster Farms? You guys have farms for kids with no families now?
Foster home for unwanted and not-tasty (because they’re factory farms) poultry
December 28, 2016 at 7:15 pm
I feel like the only person in the world who’s mildly upset that I can get countless bowl games on my sports package except the one featuring a school that is actually in the same state as my cable provider.
Seriously, wtf. Even if iu is going to get killed I wanna see it.
In Alberta I get the game Brocky, it is the only one I have gotten all day. I have the super sports package and this is on Fox from Spokane.
I could watch if I wanted, I just think it’s dumb that I’m in the home market and i have to anticipate it being on the one package I’m not subscribed to
Wait, this one is on Fox national. You have to get that, dontcha??
Is that the one with sean hannity
find a stream on reddit
I plan to, just, you know, laziness
/Watching Captain America: The First Avenger
I’m beginning to think that these kinds of movies are a form of propaganda disguised as a distraction. Or vice-versa.
That one is White America is great porn. The other Marvel movies are better. Strangely I am in an extend argument with my Moms foreign exchange student from China about why he is the worst.
I’m impressed that the Showcase’s broadcast time is only 3 hours. AMC knows how to stretch movies this length out to four.
The First Avenger should’ve been reduced down to like 15 minutes and put at the start of Winter Soldier which is a roughly 300x better movie
“So we have a movie where Captain America kicks Nazi ass across Europe”
“Put all that in a two-minute montage. MORE ORIGIN STORY!”
/5 Minute Flashback Sequence of Chris Evans regretting not doing his best during spelling tests
Not to mention that the entire third act was set up to put him in the modern day, because this is the one franchise where prequels are apparently forbidden.
Joe Johnston did make it pretty, though. He nailed the aesthetic in this and The Rocketeer.
Is it really the same guy? I just thought they felt similar because of the era
Yep. Same director
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KrTC_o48o
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238409517_owl_om_nom_nom.gif
So wise
Holy shit owls are evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Yes it’s a fine tune but anything from Paul’s Boutique is better.
I’d really like to bang Ninja Warrior Girl.
This one? Jessie Graff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwWX9JbIxFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
So what are the odds that Steve Smith actually retires and stays retired instead of doing the “Favre thing*”?
*non-dick pics division
I say 50/50. He will either punch someone and play to repair his image or retire
He sure does love the spotlight-I’m thinking he becomes some sort of NFL David Byrne.
/by that I mean he becomes a talking head
I say he starts the year on NFL Network, and then someone in contention lures him into their lineup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcCIgENTGmA&feature=related
Move the couch to this thread.
http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-football-coach.gif
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny-gifs-cool-ball-bro.gif
Is that my pug in a costume?
h
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Getting out of work in a bit here and need to shop. I’m on the hook for dinner the next few nights and want to rock some chili. I got a pressure cooker and little time. Anyone got a good recipe?
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/1440479232-01.jpg
Also, you really need to brace yourself before googling pressure cooker accident. Got. Damn.
Oh — it’s electric.
Damn.
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/W25hZEv.gif
https://youtu.be/-mOY2eWO2qw
Equal parts ground veal, pork and beef.
/whatever anyone else posts, do this-you won’t be sorry
Cook it off separately and add it in afterwards, btw.
I did all chorizo one year that turned out great. Lamb in the mix works well too.
“Lamb is very under-rated.”
-lonely Scottish shepherds
Dallas County Jailhouse Chili is simple and classic. Beans on the side. Ignore the “suet” in the recipe. Just ask the meat market guy for a coarse ground on the beef. Electric pressure cooker is a great thing.
http://phorum.dallashistory.org/read.php?2,88088,88088
I got this after already prepping but rest assured I’ll get to it and maybe fanboy a Sunday gravy if it.
I love Community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHEOF_rcND8
Watch Kingpin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDwotNLyz10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=q1V1VTCikDQ
NC State up 17-10 on mighty Rider. WOO!!!!
The committee got it wrong leaving NCSU out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go
Watching a documentary by the name of “Unleashed” about dogs competing in the Del Valle Dog Show. It can’t be a coincidence that nearly every single trainer is a thin-lipped female, can it?
/very, very weird
“I saw people crying.”
Thank you for that. The Cardinals have been the biggest disappointment of the shit heap that is 2016 Arizona sports but hurting the great fans who boo’d SEA a couple years ago in that 11-17 slugfest (that was 3-6 entering the 3rd), where SEA was otherwise undefeated at home and driving until a fluke interception off a diving WR’s arm ended it, does bring some redemption.
But that’s just because I’m a hater and my college doesn’t have a bowl game for me to vent at.
Not related to anything personal, but I love this song drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OVHnWyDmdw
I have been drinking all day and it has been dark outside for like 3 hours. Not a fan of having to switch threads
There’s another 7 minutes of daylight here on the West Coast.
I will add more vodka to my Slurpee.
WE’VE GOT A THREAD-SWITCHER! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
Yeah, this just adds more confusion to the weird back and forth MTWV and I were having in the other thread.
I take my voluntary contributions very seriously.