Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost three in a row. They’re one and done the last eight times they’ve donned cleats for an extra game. Qb Stafford is 1-23 (1 and 23!!!) on the road vs. teams over .500. WOOF! The Lions D is dead last in the rankings despite having the finest living room accessory/head coach in the league. I’d like to see Andy Reid emulate a throw pillow! Grit Monster Zach Zenner is going to give it his best but throwing pearls before swine don’t win football games.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SENTIENT HUMANS!
I’d bang skyglider Toyota chick.
Woo! Head and the Heart getting some love.
You just now the guy in that commercial isnt a real Bills fan because he didnt butt chug that beer and then jump from the roof of his car through a table.
Burning table, wrapped in barb wire
ECW!! ECW!! ECW!!!
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Turns out I still remember how to knit. I really had an exemplary youth, with a fine balance between drugs, sex, and learning useful skills, some of which had to do with drugs and sex.
Jesus Christ. I want to kill my teenage self for being such an insufferable asshole.
I was a mostly useless teen who probably deserved death.
I can still play the fuck out of some Dungeons & Dragons thanks to my teen years.
No, you have the unhealthy obsession with Hannah Ferguson.
Gross, she has Jeter stink on her. Forever Unclean!
No, that’s Hannah Davis (nee Jeter). Although this Hannah is dating that Hannah’s brother.
Broccoli is steamed.
Salad tossed (calm the fuck down).
Dinner rolls in the oven…that just leave the meat.
GO PORK LOIN OF DESTINY!!!!!!!
Has a better shot at being good than the lions…..sad 🙁
Are you an expert salad tosser?
Define expert….
I think you better define “salad tossing” first.
NBC doin Seattle bumper music bullshit, but without Heart
My girl Nancy Wilson is 62 and can STILL fucken get it
I’ve had it bad for her ever since Dreamboat Annie.
Ann Wilson can still get it to.
By “it” of course, I’m referring to “seconds” on dessert.
she’s lookin a lot better nowadays
So she is. Good for her.
Did she pierce her tongue or is that a Milk Dud?
Same guy, Richardson. Maybe he should be higher on the depth chart??
I’d like to see him catch a pass without being interfered with first.
Yeah, thought I think 2 grabs for 20 yards is a little early for Collinsworth’s ODB comparisons.
Advantage of Campari, whatever you mix with it doesn’t matter, it all has the effect of toning it down and making it good with soda water
Rawls doing his Baby Beastmode
http://skateandannoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fellowkids.jpg
At the moment I’m…
Pearl Jam. Drink.
Way ahead of ya
A drink called “Pearl Jam” sounds really gross.
Hester is gonna get that career fair catch record
“Innocent Man” Is Ray Lewis at this game?
ebron, the electric TE lebron james
Pete almost dropped his gum, needs to learn to protect the gum better.
you just brought a guppy to a carp fight!
I guess Jesus got tired of handing out loaves and fishes to everyone.
FOO FIGHTERS. DRINK.
Is Courtney Love still alive?
Was she ever?
HA!!!!!
Not on the inside.
Unfortunately.
Yes. You can follow her on twitter at @courtney
Was she ever?
HOLY.
SHIT.
I’m scared…
Don’t worry baby, I’ll be gentle.
😉
Interestingly enough, that’s the look I imagine on IWDB’s face on the rare occasions she’s been forced to interact with me.
😀
Thankfully no longer relevant. The daughter controls the estate.
and hopefully got most of Dad’s DNA.
Eeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!
Oh wait, now I see what you meant.
If she didn’t inherit the DNA I’m sure there was plenty she could have scraped off the wall.
*BOOM*
Pfft, whatever. There were at least eight plays of that calibre in the Oakland-Houston game.
/is referring to the routine block performed by the left tackle.
So that catch was OK I guess.
Well fuck this.
How the fuck did he catch that?
and it’s like their #6 WR, too. How the fuck, indeed. BUT THE FUCK LIONS OF DESTINY!!! will find a way.
What’s the origin of the whole Fuck Lions thing?
I honestly don’t remember.
http://deadspin.com/5041955/deadspin-hall-of-fame-inductee-marques-slocums-fk-lion
Much obliged.
Grown man catch right there
meastly catch
hell of a play.
fuck the patriots
THat was a fantastic catch
well, that fucking sucks
It really depends on your point of view.
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hehehehe
Why didn’t Pete Carroll run for president?
Come on, Detroit.
Lions have them right where they want them: Seattle on the goal line
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I have to admit, I did not imagine this game having less scoring than the battle of the no-name QBs.
There is nothing worse than running out of caffeine and living with someone who only stockpiles sugar free energy drinks almost as if she’s aware that I’d sooner take a cheese grater to my dick than suck one of those unholy things down.
What gives you energy in sugar free drinks? Meth?
Judging by the flavor…enriched uranium?
As one who only drinks sugar free energy drinks, I’m afraid to respond.
/hides cheese grater
Dunno what Cris is talking about, they didn’t play the read option at all. Had Wilson kept it, he would have scored.
inside jim caldwell’s mind
shit, that fourth down call was a lot better than mine
jim blinks once
I’d take a nap and ask my wife to wake me up when someone scored, but I’m afraid that wouldn’t happen until tomorrow’s AFC game.
That’s bad?
Until they play Nirvana’s “Rape Me” as bump or injury music in a Buccs game, I won’t comment
HARF HARF PEOPLE MAKE RAPE JOKES ABOUT NOT-BEN GUY NOW
And the dance of the power failures begins here in coastal NC – It’s gone out/come back within 30 seconds, a half dozen times now.
Rawles’d.
Next year : Aaron Aadgers to the Lions
Commercial bump music so far:
Modest Mouse
Death Cab for Cutie
They had TPOTUSA earlier too.
IN BF4 NBC plays Nirvana, AiC, Foo Fighters SoundGarden or Pearl Jam
glow-in-the-dark ball Plinko
Ben “I’m not just Batman, you guys!” Affleck.
oh Christ, just send in the pudgy dentist already
holy shit, what kind of a call was that
Holy shit, what a dumb play to call on 4 & 1.