Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost three in a row. They’re one and done the last eight times they’ve donned cleats for an extra game. Qb Stafford is 1-23 (1 and 23!!!) on the road vs. teams over .500. WOOF! The Lions D is dead last in the rankings despite having the finest living room accessory/head coach in the league. I’d like to see Andy Reid emulate a throw pillow! Grit Monster Zach Zenner is going to give it his best but throwing pearls before swine don’t win football games.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SENTIENT HUMANS!
Across the savanna and NEAR THE 50!!
CIRCUS GRIT CATCH
ZZ almost dropped it too!
Nawt a catch.
I hope I never get so old and cynical that I don’t stop to laugh at the sight of a fat man running.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQXzOE12xuM
Couple more weeks…
My favorite song by The Killers, there.
/realizes he has a favorite The Killers song
//kills self
My favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-zoTZjSVM
There we go Fuck Lions!
The last time the Lions won a road playoff game, Al Michaels was only on his second DUI
LET’S GO FUCK LIONS, LET’S GO *clap clap*
Speaking of Campari, who’s old enough to remember this?
http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/dev/53/81/50e38b2421077beb3b4c06486db57274.jpg
I’ll be so glad when Robertson joins him.
We actually studied that case in law school.
MIGHTY FUCK LIONS!! ARISE!!!
I GOT A FUCK LION NOW COME FUCK WITH ME
OH HELL NO WHAT IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
https://twitter.com/_nikkijanee/status/817893874475692034
Oh dear god. Just put some hot sauce on them and they will be fine.
Just needs some mayonnaise for dipping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNjIWeDnz4E
“Jimmy Graham…they move him to the inside position”
So, the power forward position?
You mean the 4?
The best thing about Campari…”Oh, you want to try my enticingly red/pink girly drink? By all means, take a LARGE sip.”
THIS CAMPARI I CALL IT DAN MARINO CAUSE IT’S BITTER AS FUCK.
Put this on the banner so Marino can finally win something.
+1 THERE WAS NO FUCKING FLUB
I love making Campari drinks, when ordered I know the person loves booze as usually Campari is a mixer to another different alcohol. Pro move.
Business idea: set up an offseason charity basketball tournament, invite all past, current, and future football players. Record games. Now everybody was a former basketball player!
Dave Atell on Jaegermeister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVuc9YnXwI
I try to see him in Vegas at least once a year.
one only has to have limited Jager experience to know that all he says is Gospel truth…
I hear that Jimmy Graham used to play basketball.
The hell you say!
BOSE NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES CAN’T CANCEL THE NOISE OF COLLAPSING STEEL BEAMS
That was a nice reception by Jimmy Graham. I wonder if he ever played any other sports.
seems like a tennis kinda dude
he’s rebounded quite well since switching sports
Jai alai? No one has ever told me so I am assuming.
That South Florida is a dead giveaway ,, smh
I saw him in Raleigh, many years ago. WITH a date. That’s a good weeding-out mechanism.
http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-don-t-have-a-girlfriend-but-i-do-know-a-woman-who-d-be-mad-at-me-for-saying-that-mitch-hedberg-12-82-76.jpg
So I’m drinking my “end of season” bourbon.
Ah, Basil Hayden. Eases the pain.
Debating between Bill Burr or Dave Attell as a theme
Attell!
DAVE ATTELL. Goddamn is that man funny as shit.
That’s a win-win.
Is Superstore any good? I keep meaning to DVR it but can never remember to.
I noted that NBC done gave Abed a new show, which is nice, but also that it looks like dreck, which is awwww.
Anyone else binging watching Narcos on Netflix?
Haven’t watched S2 yet, but the 1st season was very good.
its alright
Dan Patrick is such a stuffed shirt.
Yet still the most enjoyable of that group by far.
In order to watch football, I have to rub ms. Puncher’s feet. She is currently dressed exactly like Mike Tirico.
I first read that as “rum puncher’s feet” because I am a feckless drunk that sees references to alcohol in every facet of life.
“How can the Lions win?” “Stop letting Rawls do stuff. Also catch balls.” – I can be a football commentator
“CATCH OF THE YEAR! JUST IGNORE THE BLATANT UNCALLED OFFENSIVE FACEMASK”
“Touchdown Seahawks”, ironically.
Rodney Harrison can die choking on Tony Dungy’s syphilitic dick.
Or just hang himself with it.
I’m just gonna wait 5 minutes into the 3rd Quarter before I boot up Netflix and watch Captain America 3.
Translation: Porn
Thats for later.
HAHA Illinois Obamacare exchanges ads…sad face…ah shit
it’s ok, decent rudimentary healthcare wouldn’t protect us from the Chinese nukes that are coming anyhoo
Vanessa Hudgens can get it.
That Progressive commercial is pretty lame right up until “laugh harder”
Where did those come from?
The lesser known Progressive “Name Your Size” tool?
“They say she’s a little retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!” – Dave Attel
Fuck Lions of NOT GETTING SHUT OUT Destiny!!
Also, the wife bought tickets to see Heart this summer
…which included a backstage meet n greet. I got to be within 2 feet and eye-to-eye with Nancy Wilson.
http://www.wfmu.org/Playlists/HT/07/03/heart.jpg
“Bro your stuff is on fire”
“GODDAMNIT I”M NOT GAY AND FLAMER IS A BIGOTED SLU”
“Whoa dude I meant your house is on fire”
“Oh”
“Isnt Olivia home?”
“Aaron Rodgers shrugs*
so did we all forget that god hates detroit or….
Mrs. is watching Enter the Dragon on the cable box machine. Jackie Chan ain’t got shit on Bruce Lee.
obligatory:
http://img.topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Lee-Chan.gif
Jackie’s still alive, so there’s that.
but so is courtney love…
That catch is gonna be replayed all week and all offseason.
Should have definitely been offsetting penalties. Lions always get fucked…
Just ask Cecil.
I want this costume:
http://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/cecil-the-lion-dentist-killer-halloween-costume-5065.jpg
Hannah Davis, who the I’m only not dating because of the “Derek Jeter stink” mentioned below.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/05/01/2E1E2CB800000578-0-She_sure_knows_how_to_steal_the_spotlight_Hannah_Davis_had_so_mu-a-70_1446685595577.jpg
Well that and my wife’s objections, Hannah’s objections, Derek’s objections and my goddamn attorney’s failure to file a timely objection to that restraining order.
Goddamn lawyers.
It’s a good thing all the boys on “Project Runway Junior” are all gay. I don’t know how that show could deal with emerging manhood.
huh, i never knew heart from from the seattle area
You are probably also unaware that Jerome Bettis hails from Detroit.
http://takelessons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/4gpnqb4dnt4.jpg