“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
“The ice on the river is quite thick. How will this affect the Packers punt return team? We’ll tell you right after the break.”
Folks, trust me when I tell you that you should be happier with your commercials than the ones we get up here. They are low budget and repetitive. I wish they would throw in some Canadian Heritage vignettes for good measure.
As Beerguyrob wrote last year, the CRTC is a fucking stain on Canadian TV. Those fucking Heritage Minutes, man.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2016/01/30/the-super-bowl-canadian-tv-regulations-so-much-misplaced-nationalism/
Buck says “11 inches thick” and Aikman moans and passes out.
I’ve missed the Troy is gay jokes.
“Stairwell 135-137. Guy fell over and hit his head.”
Every single time Joe Buck says Micah Hyde, in my head I hear Jambi
I thought I was alone.
OBJ WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT IF HE HADNT BEEN DISTRACTED ON THAT BOAT
–Greggggg Easterbrook, probably
I may be a Pollack, but I ain’t stupid. I’m safely ensconced at home. I got folks and devices keeping me up to speed on shenanigans.
My friends at the game…they’re not typing much.
A pollack?
http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/jhk4jh45jk.png
Glad to hear it.
ah, that explains your reticence to spend to much time around teh Lambeau stormtroopers.
Stop it, Troy. The line has been fine since Pugh came back.
yeah, here I was thinking your OL was generally purty good??
DEEEEERRRRRRPPPPPPP
MAYBE IF OBJ DIDN’T GO ON THAT TRIP LAST WEEK HE WON’T HAVE TWO KEY DROPS ALREADY HUUUUUUUUURRRRRR DURRRR
Damn, I should have scrolled down
/also what Stephen Hawking’s wife says all the time
That’s a TD if Shepherd doesn’t have to come to a full stop and take a step back to make the catch.
And now Eli overcompensates to Beckham.
My son tried to tell me that drinking XS cough medicine and scotch was not smart. What does he know? He’s just a kid.
A kid who’s going to get one hell of a surprise next time he has a cough.
Did you make sure your cough medicine had the hallucinogens in it? It is a waste if it doesn’t and you will just get tired. He could just be helping you out.
he learn someday CHUH CHUH
You’ll be fine. It’s an extra small.
Ugh. So it is gonna be constant Chevy commercials on this channel. What have I done to forsake you god? Other than deny your existence and constantly mock anyone who believes in you.
We should give special props to Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus for commenting AT the game.
I don’t know how the fuck he’s able to type correctly with gloves on.
plus he’s likely risking ejection, given the somewhat…Germanic atmosphere??
Interesting strategy by Samsung there, focusing on a guy using their product to give himself a massive coronary.
Although I suppose it would distract from the propensity of their phones to blow up and consume the user in a ball of flame. So there’s that.
Ice Up, DRC!
has anyone ever been a more than 2 TD underdog in the Divisional Round (before HOU, now), in the salcap era??
How big an underdog were the Seahawks that year they beat the Saints?
think just 9 or 10. They were still at home, at least.
Jags over Elway and the Donks in 96 had to be a substantial spread
ouch at that memory
1 series, 1 ejection. Makes 3 peeps so far.
Just got back and turned on the game. Looks cold. I don’t suppose they’ve mentioned the temperature have they?
Speaking of locations that are currently experiencing frigid temperatures, did you know that Detroit happens to be the hometown of former NFL player Jerome Bettis?
The hell you say!
There are many tight ends who used to excel at basketball.
You guys are so smart. Did you go to Harvard with Ryan Fitzpatrick?
shud of put on a shrit earlyer 2 help u catch that pass obj,,, smh (no ofense)
There are no ties so you could potentially play forever, ppl forget that.
Good call on the punt, Ben. The playoffs are no time to be aggressive.
Shanklor is displeased.
“Eh, if this doesn’t work out we’ll get ’em next week.”
Current enjoying a Creemore Springs Premium Lager. Good ol’ basic-small-town-Ontario brew. Always reliable, always there for you, unlike your football team or your family, which often let you down for entirely inexplicable reasons.
I discovered Creemore about 25 years ago. Man, that’s a fine beer.
I can, and have, drink them all day long, no question. Smooth as silk.
The 2011 green bay packers:
Only 15-1 team to no win a playoff game!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR3x_nMbaBc&w=854&h=480%5D
Joe Buck’s attempt at a beard is exactly as convincing as Aaron Rodgers’.
Did he try beard plugs?
I think you made the same comment 7 hours ago.
/ Admits my beard is just as terrible but i know it
How the fuck you doin, boys? Shall we drank?
The people of Green Bay are a lifetime of constant drinking ahead of you.
Yeah, fuck those guys…. Wait, HEY!
Despite the fact many folks I know loathe the Mid-west, I find I like the region. In particular, Michigan for its ability to produce great beer and Wisconsin for its great ability to consume it.
I forget that the Giants have running backs sometimes.
So do they.
Jennings can die in a flaming auto wreck with Stallworth driving. He has ruined 2 seasons for me the prick.
Section 102, upper concourse. Not capable of standing.
I want a house with a retractable roof.
http://chicago.curbed.com/2017/1/6/14193454/for-sale-chicago-suburbs-keck-keck-home-pool-retractable-roof-highland-park
So I know most if not all of you guys dislike where PFT is spreading his hilarity at the moment, but I like to follow what he’s doing – and my god he’s even better when he’s mocking people in person. I’d recommend having a listen to PMT.
I tried to keep up, but my gigantic hate of all things B**stool just can’t let me do it. It’s a real shame. I believe you, and good for you for being able to sift through the gigantic pile of shit to get to the good stuff.
What happens when your waiting list is over 128k
That’s got to make for some nasty divorces in Wisconsin.
There’s been legit violence.
Don’t you know 90 of all packers fans live in the greater Chicago area?
Ghost busters 2 of Wayans world 2:
Which is the better comedy sequel?
1st ejection roughly 10 minutes ago. No details yet.
I want to punch both of them so bad today. I had them on mute and was only flipping back to see if the game started yet. The urge is very strong today anyways.
Fuck….Aikman looks how I feel.
Fuck, now I’m depressed.
I believe that today calls for the making of THC Blondies in honoUr of Erin Andrews’ hair. Now the house will smell like baking, and baking.
Goddamn, I really miss edibles. I’m not gonna lie.
I get the Cannibutter shipped from my brother in law in Kelowna. Maestro, within our frozen country there are only 3 places where there are dogs. Vancouver, Toronto, and Montreal. They are really only used for international packages. Weed is shipped everywhere now. My depot reeks of it on Fridays as that is when the medicinal stuff comes through.
Anything with THC and Blondes….and I’m in.
8/10 no gloves wold not bang enthusiastically
da fuq is it with you and gloves?
Oh yeah….I see it now……
(we might have Sexy Friday theme upcoming….just for Brocky)
http://images.enstarz.com/data/images/full/154748/cara-delevingne.jpg
Let me know when the curvy redhead Friday is and we could attempt sending edibles over the border….
I feel like we’ve had 4 separate “redhead” sexy fridays.
At least we did with pack man around.
Why does any man have any fetish?
It all depends how attractive some one is, and the right variable helps.
Like a nice curvy redhead.
fuck riggle
Erin Andrews is frigid.
Her words, not mine.
I would like to help her out please.
i’d try warming up a specific place
There’s a better word. It begins with “C”.
But yeah…let’s got with “frigid”.
Erin Andrews reminds me of every braying, obnoxious sorority girl I ever met.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ZKlT1EvCA
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The Texans are gonna get their shit pushed in at Foxboro
I would jump off my balcony in to 4 feet of snow in my boxers if Osweiler pulled that off. Seriously.
NE favored by 16. Pitt by 1.
We’ll all be so jelly of New England’s success.
https://media.tenor.co/images/88bd590e16a3f81c2700798d5a2fc489/raw
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finally, fuck this game
THANK GOD THAT’S OVER
shouldn’t one just take a knee at this point? Do you really toss a Hail Mary FOAR gambling purposes?
4th and 31? Bet Miami wishes they were playing Green Bay. And that Matt Moore was Donovan McNabb. And that they didn’t suck.
4th and a million
LOLfins line were all like “were we not false starting there??”