“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
Psychonauts beat in 50 minutes. I wonder what sort of hardcore OCD is required to become a top speed runner. Gotta need ALL the adderall
Less OCD, and more a willingness to devote untold hours, at the expense of other activities
Annoyed that I can’t stay up for the MGS2 / DMC1 / RE0 / SH4 block – hopefully they’ll have the videos up quickly this year.
The Giant’s new strategy to stop the Rodgers on offense on that first series was to throw a bunch of pens on the field at halftime
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/3/3e/Mac_with_a_dick-pen.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121122030630
Did they get them from PenIsland.net?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/19449989fd0f97f300b1587f4f3ce3fc/tumblr_np6ujiSeaQ1qlz1v3o1_400.gif
Posting this again just because I find it so funny:
http://www.hawaiianimalrescue.org
Ever hear those home-refi ads for harp? I always hear it as harf.
Nobama ask The Ben to talk into microphone for the poors HARF
Paul Perkins about to get some texts from Tiger Woods if he keeps this up.
Everyone needs to relax, McCarthy will find a way to fuck this up.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e0fdf2bddeed21ca697cb2020afe07d1/tumblr_oj17d2gVuN1th3tn0o1_1280.jpg
can’t be a coincidence.
“Big Gay” sounds like something he spends a whole lot of time thinking about.
Oh that term is definitely prominently displayed in his search history.
http://thumbnails114.imagebam.com/51971/283149519706589.jpg
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/e7/e7a8e4961f6f087fb99c3b691a590f6a6c7e22a69e978e18ccb3dbca8fa6b092.jpg
how did you take that twitter picture?
I didn’t take it, but a screen shot using Snipit, SnagIt or some such is what I use. Unless you were joking, then it was magic.
Great. Now I have images of this dude’s wide stance in my head. What am I going to do with this erection?
“Giants fan wearing a no. 56 jersey. Fell and can’t stand. He took a digger about Row 50.”
what do the Pokes folk think? I imagine huge sigh of relief – they match up just fine with GB and then SEA/ATL.
I think the Cowboys are loving this. Jordy will be out, probably, and their nemesis is out of the playoffs. Even Princeton Ginger couldn’t fuck this up.
“I shall retrieve your gauntlet, good sir.” -Garrett
Challenge accepted!
http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/brownsvilleherald.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/a/54/a548caf0-76a1-11e2-aaac-001a4bcf6878/511cd7c4e4c05.image.jpg
Dallas can always fuck things up.
/Prays for the Dakashima Disaster
Pokes folk?
I would far rather see GB next round, especially without Nelson.
How long before McCarthy sits on the lead and stops anything besides dumpoffs
-2:13
Did OBJ get off that boat? I haven’t heard his name mentioned.
I know that these things happen in football and that Giant’s DB probably wasn’t trying to break Jordy’s ribs and rupture his kidney, but every time I watch that replay it makes my blood fucking boil.
So, why didn’t the Giants have, you know, RECEIVERS, on defense on that play?
http://6abc.com/news/1-dead-2-hurt-after-argument-during-eagles-game-in-west-oak-lane/1130370/
I am 90% certain they allow Terry Bradshaw to do the play by play recaps so they can try to shut him up as much as possible during the commentary time without him complaining about lack of air time to producers
The problem with NFL Red Zone is one gets used to being able to skip these awful halftime shows, then suddenly in the playoffs you’re forced to see them.
amen.
I know, I was just looking for something else on. There was nothing.
also Scott Hanson has to do blow all by his lonesome
FUCK! I missed the goddamn pass by getting up early.
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/818233961491079168
/views gif
FUCK YOU! That’s wizard shit.
The Vikings could tell the Giants a thing or two about scandals involving boats.
We’ve had exactly 30:00 of decent football this entire wild card weekend
Really fucking tired of the ‘boat” narrative. There were no huge dildoes there so it shouldn’t be an issue. -Fred Smoot.
But one giant prick, apparently.
2 of those “drops” were significant under or overthrows by Elisha
“Intoxicated Giants fan wearing shorts. Lying on a bench, and can’t get up.
Ladies and gentlemen, the great state of ILLINOIS. He’ll be ejected, drunk.”
“Do you have a list of people who were arrested and ejected? I’m looking for an Alice.” #AliceDoesntLiveHereAnymore
Passed out drunk before the end of the first half? Can confirm that he’s probably not a Wisconsin native
And the nfc patriots pull their shit again
gotta admit, you watch the arc of Rodgers’ Hail Mary ball, it really is SIGNIFICANTLY better than anyone else in football’s. He’s a fucking wizard.
Not saying things are getting serious, but “I’m en route back to Lambeau from jail. I’ve got Brown county’s transport van.”
This stupid game is going to be an all-timer, isn’t it?
/fuck me
//gently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0&app=desktop
good thing scotchy drinks a lot ,, smgdh
I’m not as familiar with the rules here as I should be. Are posts saying nothing more than “WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” allowed?
Encouraged.
Yes, yes they are.
http://i.imgur.com/FgMlVme.gif
Yay! Fuck you, other NFC East teams!
I support this message.
Green Bay Bathes in the Golden Shower of Destiny
TOUCHDOWN SEATTLE!!!
Jesus Murphy, Aaron Rodgers.
WOW
HAHA…….Great Job Giants D
How the fuck do they keep doing that?
Again?
Jesus Christ.
How the fuck?
Goddamn!
oh dear fuck
Holy shit. What?
Fucking kidding me?
That’s why we miss Mark Chmura!
–GB High School girls
[Leon Hall leads with the helmet-crushes Jordy Nelson’s kidneys, taking him out of the game]
“He’s probably going to get a letter from the league.”
Is JJ at the game?
“Possible issues up in 306 … need a couple officers up there. One of those boxes, they’re exposing themselves in the window and pounding on the glass.”
YEEEHAWWWWW
I’M FUCKING NUTS!
Same
The show Live PD on A & E makes breaking the law like sports. Kinda a redzone for dumbassery.
Damn, I was hoping for a turnover
Me too. I prefer apple.
an hour later and he fucking misses the spear to Jordy
Exactly. Don’t call it a hit on a defenseless receiver. It was a spear.
Damn it, Balls. This is your fault. This is a great photo of Michelle Costa.
h
ttp://67.media.tumblr.com/64f0593473d23dcc6a6fb1f7feeb5323/tumblr_oden69sqGA1shlzkjo1_1280.jpg
He he he he
Of course I start the new page