“Anyone can ‘lick the table’-that’s for amateurs. A real pro knows that the good bits are directly beneath the table sitting there on the floor.”
-Andy Reid, misinterpreting Aaron Rodgers’ prediction
NYG/GB– 6 in a row vs. 9 of 11. Fourth in scoring vs. second in points allowed. The Pack has scored 30+ in their last 4 and the Giants have allowed 10 or less in 3 of their last four. The Giants have more interceptions than TD’s allowed. Rodgers sports a 15/0 TD/INT ratio since the winning streak began. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD GAME. Game-wise the big fear for the Giants is if Rodgers is able to find lanes to run/elongate plays so that a wr can get open. The Giants do have two lockdown guys at cb (Jenkins, Rogers-Cromartie) and an All Pro at safety in Collins. That combined with a dl that can clog up running lanes and ends that can get to the qb has this Giants fan engaging in a modicum of hope that the victory can be pulled out. With Rodgers and the Giants D so evenly matched I guess it comes down to which is more capable-the Pack’s D or the Giants Eli Manning-led O? Shut up! The run game has improved greatly since rb Perkins has started. Over the last 3 games he’s averaged 4.8 ypc. So there. [deliberately ignores Manning’s 9TD/6INT stat line in the last 6 games] Green Bay’s secondary is a mess and OBJ can break one at any time, you know. Plus the punter Brad Wing/gunner Dwayne Harris combo has played lights-out the last few games!
…Dammit-I’m still not convinced the Giants can take this. Let’s watch this scrotum-tightening bastard game, shall we?
GO-GO GADGET COMMENTERS!!!
Randall Cobb finally fucking decided to show up this game.
DED SEXY GENTLEMEN
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Is this a tribute for all the injured Packers?
Rodgers almost volunteering to be the next injured one with that run
Goddamn that was fast!
The Ben in a walking boot after the game?? Jesus fuck, let’s just have DAL and NE play already and get the waiting over with.
The walking boot is just a precautionary measure requested by Women’s Studies departments throughout the nation.
I was confused about that since it looked like he hurt his shoulder in the 4th.
THE BEN HAVE OWIE IN ALL HIS SPOT!
You shut your whore mouth.
Aaron or Charmslinger or the guy in Atlanta with a terrible nickname could beat DAK.
As for the Evil Empire, yeah they are going to the Superb Owl
No. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Congratulations, Giants, your defense is doing wonder’s for the Cowboy’s chances of progressing to the NFC championship. You should be proud
Montgomery ded now?
His knee asplode.
Cowboys fans are cumming so hard i can hear them all the way in California.
Not that impressive. California is mostly cowboys fans.
“Pass for a first down, run for loss, pass for first down, let’s run again and injure our WR we line up at RB”
– Mike McCarthy
Another GB injury. Win the battle lose the war
it’s all comin’ up Dallas. YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWW
Well now I’m definitely rooting for GB to get through and play Dallas next week, as their offense is being killed one by one.
Genius. Motherfucking GENIUS coaching
That ball was out.
I hate that “forward progress” bullshit. They should be able to review that too.
THIS GIANTS DEFENSE, I CALL THE DOLPHINS DEFENSE BECAUSE THEY ARE GETTING PICKED APART BY A TEAM NAMED AFTER A DEAD INDUSTRY
Out of curiosity, if meat packing is a dead industry, then where do you think your bacon comes from, not to mention your porn?
From farms and shit,
You heard it hear folks, Curse of Marino watches barnyard and scat porn.
Also, fair enough, I should have said, how do you think it gets from the farms to your supermarket
Dead? Tell all the Mexicans in my area that do it.
That’s banner material
You know why Montgomery caught that?
No boat.
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NY defense where’d you go?
Woo!
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Davante Adams had 997 receiving yards this year, 850 of them while on the bench for my team.
Sounds like your team had a shitty coach
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No, and I’d appreciate you not rubbing it in my FUCKING FACE
They have delivery.
I dont see how a flamer like Odell Beckham could be so cold.
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE, MICHAEL!!
Spending his off-day Monday on a boat is definitely affecting OBJ’s abilities to catch the ball. Definitely more so than the fact that it’s cold as fuck out there and the ball is rock-hard. Clearly the boat is to blame.
“People are going to talk about that trip, especially since I keep bringing it up.”
We all knew a little shit who would do his utmost to cause conflict, grief , and misery. The news is an entire industry of those guys
Oh fuck off Troy. Eli over threw that ball and you know it.
But the narrative! THE NARRATIVE!!!
you could hear his brain clicking mid-sentence
MUST. SCOLD. BLACK PERSON!!!
I’m actually surprised that you can’t literally hear Troy’s brain clicking these days.
QB is never to blame
THAT IS NOT A DROP YOU MORON
Cold weather is a bitch for the passing game if you’re not used to it
I hope gaga does something taek worthy when the p*triots piss all over what could otherwise be an enjoyable game
Here comes 4th Quarter Eli. It takes awhile for those Flinstones chewables to kick in.
“Whole ROW might need ejection. Hard liquor openly being passed.”
That’s the Giants bench sir.
It’s 11 degrees. I feel like they should get a pass.
*giants false start*
Me:Who is 77?
Mrs. Sharkbait: Dead to me! That’s who!
At least I don’t have to see the commercials watching this on my phone.
Eli is totally Lambeau cucking Rogers
As long as Olivia enjoys herself Rodgers is cool with it.
Field Goals are the hallmark of a highly successful NFL coach
Banner quote
I was expecting a TD when I got this gif ready. Using it anyways
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Answer unknown.
The correct answer is that there can never be too much cheese, unless it’s American Cheese. Fuck that edible plastic
If McCarthy had half a brain the Green Bay would have had a TD there
Need that Popeye gif from yesterday.
McCarthy just can’t help but to call runs can he? Passes flying all over, TD catches all over and he runs it into a wall.
DANCE WITH THE ONE WHAT GOT YOU THERE. STAHP FLIRTING.
“Why the fuck would we cover their wide receivers? All they do is hand it off every play.”
I guess Mike McCarthy went so far down the road of stupidity and incompetence he circled around to genius.
Time is a flat circle, man.
Uh Uh, time is a figure 8, and we’re in the intersection
Good night, Jints.
Well, you had a good run New York. Now fuck off.
This good game we thought we had, it was fun while it lasted.
Fuck you, New York.
B! B! Hit the fucking B button!
well, 3/4 of a good game beats what we had previous
Forgot to mention I’m at a bar with my wife, brother in law, and father in law. Both giants fans.
Me right now:
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AHAHAH
Awwww
That reads like you started laughing heartily and then pulled a muscle.
Pretty much
Time to fill up on Manningface.