Wait, that doesn’t seem right…
That’s more like it.
NFL News:
- Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his title.
- And they’ve hired Tom Coughlin as an Executive VP of Football Operations.
- Depending on your perspective, Joey Porter had a good night or a bad night.
- That’s for him, God, the police, and The Reverend to sort out.
- Odell Beckham got inspiration from the Eagles and put a spyhole in the wall at Lambeau after the game.
- Joke’s on him – no cheerleaders!
So, tonight’s game. I don’t know much about college football anymore, so let’s look at what I gleaned in passing today:
- I will always enjoy this gif:
- odds are Tide -6.5
- over/under is 51
- Clemson did us all a favour by beating Ohio State
I’m going to say Clemson, in a fantasy scenario, 33-30.
Although, winning might then make Saban decide to become the next Chargers coach.
Get to game!
Tonight’s sports:
- College Basketball: St. John’s at Georgetown – 6:30PM | FS1
- only as an aperitif
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Clemson vs. Alabama
8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00 | USA / Sportsnet360
- only if the game goes bad
LET THE MOCKERY BEGIN!
The hot sister MTWV was referring to…option B
why won’t the head ref at least get a shirt that fits, FFS??
Ed Hoculi is jealous of that guy
The Satanic chants Saban invoked during halftime worked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtnE13H_ykM
FUCK THAT YOU CAN’T BLAME SABAN ON ME. THAT IS ALL YOU
http://pool.theinfosphere.org/images/2/2e/619-Robot-Devil.jpg
They have just beat the monkeyfuck out of Deshaun Watson tonight.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
More of this guy in the second half?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/10/article-2453072-18A99AC200000578-123_306x423.jpg
Foar to punches?
Hey, I heard a rumor there is a football game tonight
NUUUUUPE.
I haven’t heard anything about that. There is a lovely dog gif show going on here though
Nah. Just some “reality” show with a bunch of blatant corporate synergy. Like wrasslin but with shittier writing. Which is odd considering there’s colleges involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37F912CbT1U
Boop!
that is just about the sorriest dang thing i think i ever seen
I like it too.
at least school is still cancelled tomorrow, and I don’t have to get up at the asscrack of dawn to rouse my damned teenagers.
Yeah but is Mitch’s still open?
/Totally went to Raliegh once
Dunno about Mitch’s, but the gotdanged ABC store was closed today. The fucking south in the winter is a pain in my ass.
Now that I work for a school district, I have paid snow days. I’m gonna go cut the brakes on some salt trucks tonight.
I think I hate the Tide more than the Pats. I am gonna run some potential convos of telling them their team sucks.
Pats:
Me: Fuck the Patriots. Bunch of racist cheaters
Pats fan: ::punches nearest child or woman:: FACK YOU. BRADY IS THE GREATEST EVAH
Me: But they cheat and are racist?
Pats fan: Yeah. You gonna go see that Marky Mark pic?
Bama:
Me: Fuck Alabama, bunch of rednecks with nothing going on but your college program that no one from Alabama can actually attend because they never graduated high school
Tide fan: ::nothing::
Me: Can you stop fucking your sister for 2 seconds so I can insult you.?
eh, really can’t agree with this assesment.
no way a pats fan gives up that easily, and every bama fan is going to bring up multiple titles and shit.
out of curiosity, how hot is this fictional sister?
Either crazy hot and thin because she is insane and on meth. Or a normal Alabama woman, beached on her bed like a whale brought ashore. Take your pick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQKRtgcvUIk
That reminds me; dogs can sniff crotches ALL the time, but I go and sniff ONE CROTCH ON THE BUS AND IT IS THE DAMN END OF THE WORLD.
Telling people when you move sucks. AND WHERE DID ALL THESE SCHOOLS COME FROM?!
ALSO MIDGETS GET AWAY WITH IT ALL THE TIME!
A little person probably has a ratio of 95% crotches that no one would want to sniff, sorry wee ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cnXZWK60NM
Oh, and a hearty fuck you to Youtube for making me watch a 30 second clip of “A Dog’s Purpose”
Effective system, right there.
FIGHT THE POWER
COMMERCIAL BUILDING FIRE SPRINKLER SYSTEMS DO NOT, DO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, WORK LIKE THEY SHOW IN THE FUCKING MOVIES!!!
QUIT IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!
SAME GOES FOR BEING SHOT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!
/sorry, not sorry
//feels a tad better now
///does not know Tad Harrington
What about Tad Hamilton?
http://media1.santabanta.com/full1/Hollywood%20Movies/Win%20A%20Date%20With%20Tad%20Hamilton/win0a.jpg
Not going to lie to you. I was looking for that pic. Then realized I do not know how to imbed pics as it has never worked for me.
Google-Bing image.
Click on image so that only image appears in new tab
Copy image address to comment box
Get rid of resize junk after file extension
File extensions with capitol letters, Imgur, .jpeg, images do not work or will come in as a link.
Not bare tits, beaver, or buttholes, dicks, etc. However wet or semitransparent clothing is fucking fantastic.
Thank you for your time.
No bear tits either.
WOULD BANG!
HALFTIME!
http://wersm.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/wersm-twitter-gif-power.gif
It was pretty much this windy at my house last night. Living in the foothills; things get rearranged for FREE.
http://www.duckduckmoose.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/puppy-dog-eyes.gif
God, that half took forfuckingever! I’m sleepy.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/13bb79c9018efced83e3765ec47c30f8/tumblr_n9s7c9zpDu1smcbm7o1_500.gif
I can never tell; is that lady or the tramp? One in the same?
That took some balls there
Considering that NBC will tape delay the fucking Olympics occurring in the same fucking time zone…..
Is it too much to ask that they just tape delay for the west coast people so I don’t have to be up all night?
This game should be in the final 2 minutes already.
Because there’s not much betting on women’s gymnastics.
Las Vegas is in the Pacific time zone.
You…don’t…follow women’s gymnastics do you?
Mad amount of gambling. Its on par with cricket. You can get odds on fucking EVERYTHING. Huge in eastern Europe.
Who gives a shit about Vegas?
If you got to go to Vegas for sports betting…you are doing it wrong. Vegas is for people too poor, ugly, and vapid for LA.
Good thing I live in LA.
Am I wrong? Vegas is the “Jim Rome” of cities…
can you do that “fair catch FG” thingy in JV NFL??
Enough football, howzabout some hockey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IANi998cJSU&feature=youtu.be&t=21
He never struck me as someone who was flexible enough to adapt to a different system
Nor someone who can coach in a League where players expect to be treated with a certain amount of mutual respect as professionals/grown men.
Clem-zon scored? Oh shit we got a game!
/loads up espn streaming app thing. It doesn’t work.
Well, time to let football further slip from my corner of the collective consciousness.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/690/155/f78.jpg
YO DAWG-CEPTION
This is the first GIS image for “puppy bowl”.
“Puppy bowl gif”
http://www.duckduckmoose.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/labrador-puppy-gif.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e33176eca0ba97adb0037dd1fc0ef6d6/tumblr_nmdnofCliw1thqmhto1_400.gif
King Hippo arrives at the party (artist’s rendering).
come on, give me some credit. I would never go TO A PARTY.
This is rare footage of an unlicensed, unregulated puppy bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLrtCQx-p8
Whatever, TD. This gif got bumped to page 2 almost immediately. provided by @ThursdaySkyGoddess
Competitiveness?
http://www.rantpets.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/puppy2.gif
I thought that was a room full of sex toys at first. I really need to lay of this internet thing.
Or off even.
Saban is going to have every single member of every defensive player’s families disappeared to a CIA black site in Bulgaria in retaliation for allowing Clemson to score.
So Green Bay will be Jordy-less against Dallas. That ….ummmm…changes things.
Clemson touchdown so here is a happy Lab puppy
http://hiddenpondlabradors.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/2014625puppies480.jpg
Hey lookee dat
we can has ballgame?
Any word on when the meteor is scheduled to arrive?
When is the Cowboys Patriots Superb Owl?
would think your UGA residuals would be more anti-Clem
Hate ’em both. Not having to listen to IPTAY assholes ramble on for the next year probably does tip the scales slightly, however.
GSD puppies also could care less:
http://larascaninesolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/79.jpg
Clemson is showing some fight.
Did anyone else notice that they keep the camera on one hot girl and the rest of their students are balls of beer filled lard?
/ Did my best @TAatA, I still will join in the pile on about how WI people are fat
this is boring. am out time for BF1