Your “The Pats Walk The Primrose Path To The AFC Final Because, Well Just Because” AFC Division Playoff Open Thread

Look, I hate the Pats with all the bile I can summon just like you. Still, they are a relentlessly successful organization in much the same way that Scientology/The Tea Party/MADD/PETA/Greenpeace/Stormfront and NOW are. It’s not right by any means but here we are.

[prepares funeral pyre for the Texans]

Did I mention earlier that I hate the Pats? Yes? No? Anyway, I HATE THE PATS.

That said, the Pats fans on this site don’t make me want to jam three fingers down my throat.

Done. LET THE HATE DROPLETS RAIN!!!

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

PFT did a report about an ESPN report about Jon Gruden getting a call from the Colts. Then followed it up with a report about their report about the ESPN report and how news is cannibalizing itself, and any news organization that does what he just did is terrible at reporting. But Florio gets a pass. He said so in the article; The only reason he wrote his was he had a quota of required posts to make.

Senor Weaselo

If I claimed I now have a quota of starving, crazed weasels to place in a donut box in Florio’s office for writing that, would it mean I’d have to do it?

/At the moment I do not have a quota
//Also for legal reasons, I suppose

laserguru

Second data point.

I love these guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9x-eSNKbbM

Wakezilla

Kanye West maybe insane, but, damnit, this song just makes you want to bounce your head

https://youtu.be/HAfFfqiYLp0

http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Helga-Lovekaty-07.gif

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Being sober at a party where everybody is in the tank isn’t as bad as I remembered it.

laserguru

If you’re not attached it’s a target rich environment.

Wakezilla

Like everything, it depends on the group. Do they all know each other?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They do. I only knew about a quarter of them.

Wakezilla
laserguru

Two remaining data points to cover.

First is this.
http://jrs-bbq.com/

If you say there is no good barbecue on the West Coast we’re gonna have words.

This place serves some of the best barbecue I’ve had in MY LIFE.

I’m a food guy and I hope that means something but goddamn.

GODDAMN!

Please give them a try.
They make homemade pecan pie too.

Unsurprised

Can confirm. That’s the place my brother goes to and took me to.

Brick Meathook

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Wakezilla

Is this teen titans? Or teen titans go?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I didn’t know Tennessee signed Mark Chmura

Brocky

lol seriously dude?

Brocky
Horatio Cornblower

I spent the evening drinking carious beers that several friends an d I hae purchaesed recently while eating chili, (no beans, kinda bullshit but i dnin’t make it so what are ya gonna do?), steak and someone ordered a pizza and magno-habanero wings that were just fucking painful/

Oh, and we watched the Pats game with my firends’ kids and one fo their girlfriends, all of whom were wearing Pats jerseys while I loudlycursed the Pats and wished for the Tom’s imimmne t demise. also I trolle my son;s roommate by telling im that Aikam was bette than Brady because Aikman didn;t hae to cheat, just rely on his teammates using (litterlally) tons of cocaine, so fuck Tom Brady who also left his pregnant girlfriend, and now I thinkmy son has the kid on suicide watch.

Then I helped a friend plow out the supermarket parking lot and tomorrow we’re splitting wood for a handicapped guy and I should probbaly stop drinking and kiust fo to bed.

Fuck the Patriots.

/This post has not been edited but should have been.

laserguru

Will accept!

Wakezilla

#Tellingnotspelling

Brocky

I like how this post gets more lucid when discussing manual labor

litre_cola

This is just good hustle IMO.

/slaps ass

Senor Weaselo

Can I nominate this entire thing for banner?

laserguru

This is just too damn cool.

That’s Al and Gibby covering Bauhaus.
Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWjEbdRO8pg

laserguru
Gratliff

You end up with some fascinating shit in your house when you live with a disorganized hoarder-esque paramedic. Items you can currently find in my garage:

-40+ syringes, 20 or so filled with what I’m assuming(hoping?) is saline
-Several miles of gauze
-Countless purple latex gloves found in random locations, unboxed
-More medical tape than you could possibly need in a lifetime
-Odd looking wrenches I’m assumed are used in/on the ambulance
-One full sized, used medical backboard with an ambulance company’s name on it that she doesn’t work for
-A whole bunch of little kit things involving sharps that I honestly have no idea of the purpose

Sharkbait

Well that is interesting. Start a walk in clinic in the garage?

theeWeeBabySeamus

If you come across any glass vials with liquid inside and they have “CII” on the labels…..gimme a shout.

Mr. Ayo

She? *ears perk up*

Brocky

pretty much every diabetic I’ve ever known hoards syringes, supposedly that’s not uncommon.

I’d definitely appreciate the gloves, gma’s in assisted living, and that stuff piles up.

Gratliff

I find them constantly. You can find 10 of them in the dryer at any given time

Brocky
Brick Meathook

The LA local sports news just aired a telephone interview with Philip Rivers and I realized that’s the first time I ever heard his voice. Jesus what a hillbilly.

Also, no one here cares that the Chargers moved. That seems to be the bigger story here: not that they moved but that nobody even cares.

theeWeeBabySeamus

North Cackalacky by way of Alabama…
What’d you expect?

theeWeeBabySeamus

OH…and most of my family “tawks at wayyyy”.

I, on the other hand….do not. Mostly.

ballsofsteelandfury

It is truly beautiful how no one gives a shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe….at first I thought that was in reply to my “how i talk” post….and I was thinking….

Damn dude, stop being mean again!!!!!!!!
😀

laserguru

Eldest brother right has a legitimate claim. He lived in San Diego since what? 1980? And moved to L.A. about 5 years ago.

The team followed him!

The L.A. Chargers have their first fan!

And I will cosign because it happened organically.

They are gonna fail so badly.

JustStopDude

Monster truck rally in rural Virginia with two Polish coworkers is a lot of fun.

Excessive drinking and noise was had by all. At one point, a random car in the “TUFF TRUCK” race just head on smashed through the wall of the civic center.

I never did figure out the scoring system.

herodotus450

My guess at the scoring:
If you convince your hot cousin to get in the monster truck with you, 5 points.
Hot sister, 10 points.
If they’re the same person, 25 points.

Fronkenshteen

KC is all we have left. Shit.

Brocky

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kinda what I wanna do to brockster right now

Sharkbait

Brock Lobster tried so hard to exist there.

Gratliff

Something very fitting about a video game fundraiser reaching $2 million during an Undertale speedrun.

Senor Weaselo

I guess you can say… they didn’t have a bad time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

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Curse of Marino

This is your reminder that Bob Kraft proudly showed off his side piece after cancer took his wife.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Yeah. It was the “cancer” that killed her.

Not the polonium he obtained from Russia in exchange for not making a big deal out of Putin stealing his ring.

Bloody Lethal
WCS
Senor Weaselo

I’d lend Princess Zelda the last of my… I’m gonna shut up now.

Brocky

with all due respect; you couldn’t handle her.

she doesn’t fuck around.

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/ysx18d5hzpa2vkgfx6ys.gif

Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brocky

I fully expect vince wilfork to slip in to the patriots locker room, put on his old jersey, and just kinda hang out with the team for the next week.

Bloody Lethal
Brocky

love you too bro

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Curse of Marino

This loss is on me guys, I wasnt around to post puppy pictures.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

It was fun, going to sleep now.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!!! I was just getting ready to post that one you gif thief.

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