How do you ensure getting your cheer and/or dance squad featured on the preview post? You beat one of the hated Blues, that’s how…
#4S Butler v. #1S North Carolina (7:09, CBS)
I’ve never wanted to hear a cringeworthy Jim Nantz “The Butler did it!!” pun MOAR in my entire stupid life. P.S. A player in this fixture served as the inspiration for a Commentist Party member’s chosen moniker. Bonus imaginary points if’n you can figure out who.
#7E South Carolina v. #3E Baylor (7:39, TBS)
The Chickens aren’t really used to being the good guy, nor really having they basketball side having notice paid to it all (outside of being coached by a Mafia hitman). But when you beat Coach K, then take on the embodiment of Rape Culture the next time out…you get a little following.
#3S UCLA v. #2S Kentucky (9:39, CBS)
CBS executives all simultaneously ejaculate (even the ladies). Yes, I will still reluctantly watch. Big Blue will roll.
#8E Wisconsin v. #4E Florida (10:09, TBS)
Time to see how good Bucky Badger’s deal with the devil is. Nothing fluky about their win over Nova – they just beat ’em straight up. The Gators are playing like a house of fire right now, so yet another gear needs to be found/goat to be sacrificed.
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Wow, Devin Booker had 70 points tonight
Holy shit that game was incredible!
So, would Joe Flacco call the last eight teams in this tournament ELITE?
That whole last minute (gametime) of overtime!
Wisconsin you dumb fuck pieces of shit: foul that dude!
Holy Shit!!!!!
Refs should wear camo instead of stripse so we DONT NOTICE THEM AS MUCH
Well that was exciting.
Wisconsin crushing it in the “points off offensive rebounds of blocked layups by white shooting guards” category
Isn’t that PEAK GRIT?
I don’t know, anything that involves scoring points automatically loses grit points; assists are where grit is earned.
But offensive rebounds are gritty? There’s gotta be a formula. Calling the good Doktor!
Knee-bend angle: 5 points
Assist: 3 points
Rebound outside the 3-point arc: 3 points
Diving out of bounds to save possesion: 6 points
Diving for anything: +1
Slapping the floor: 1 point
Holding teammates back on the bench: 100 points
Ooh: Taking an inbounds pass out of bounds: 10 points
Who’d have thunk it? Best dancin’ conference?? SEC, of course!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BPoMIQHwpo
BYE UCLA
Alison Krauss done make some purty music. By glory!!
We’re officially calling that free throw style the “pimp grip” ritght?
Son of Rick Barry free throw sighting!
Does Indiana really want Steve Alford?
They should be going after Chris Mack (and I bet they are).
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All these athletes cant even pick themselves up off the floor and they want to get paid smdh? how about find yuor bootstraps and then find your hamiltons?
Does Billy Donovan have Benjamin Button disease?
The Knicks have retired two #15’s and one #613 jerseys? And they’re disfunctional?
Wiscy-Florida might be the best basketball game played at the Garden this season.
Hello fellows. How are you all this evening? I want Calipari to lose and LaVar Ball pandemonium to continue?
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Who did Steve Alford fuck to create spawn that butt-ugly??
darn it, this is where the cool kids are hanging out?
figures i’d go to the wrong thread.
fuck purdue, that is all
I’ve been informed Aaron Rodgers is at the Wisconsin game and is wearing a shirt that says midrange. That would be the beginning stages of an erection according to the urban dictionary.
His boyfriend seemed kinda old, too.
I have watched very little of this tourney, but now will be in the Bay area and could see an elite eight game (I want to say Zags-Zona?) in San Jose tomorrow in the nosebleeds. Worth it or fuck it?
That’s gonna be a goodie.
Only worth if it they pipe in the commercials to you in-arena; otherwise, what’s the point of watching a basketed ball game?
It’s actually Gonzaga-Xavier, and FUCK YES YOU SHOULD GO.
Jesuit on Jesuit HEAT!!
THE MAGIS
Since I has no cable and am too lazy to stream anything…Wiscy good so far?
Shouldn’t you be celebrating being old?
Did. Done. We now return to reclusivity already in progress.
Well, happy birthday (again)!
Danke kind Sir.
Lonzo Ball’s as big a dickhead as his Dad. Just shot from halfcourt with 2.5 seconds left rather than pass the fucking thing.
Watson will learn all the idioms. And THEN it’ll kill us all!
Not before he changes his name to “Skynet.”
Only if Trump doesn’t accomplish it first.
Apparently someone on the Phoenix Suns scored 70 points and the team still lost. Holy crap.
was it TJ “Buckets” Warren??
Devin Booker, apparently
oh. Welp, FUCK IT then. I almost cared about teh NBA FOAR a second.
http://www.sportingnews.com/nba/news/phoenix-suns-stats-ncaa-tournament-sweet-16-age-starting-lineup/q2olu5ds9rvx13p0810ian1j5
The woman next to me in the boarding line for this Southwest flight just lifted her shirt to show everyone the large abdominal tattoo she has of her dead dog.
And by “Southwest flight” I assume you mean “South Texas bus station.”
Wiscy is harder to get rid of than of than antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea.
“Yeah, that’s a pain in the ass.” -Florida Man
People think demographic research in marketing is bullshit, but there’s a good reason you’re going to see a lot of ads for Movantik during a game that features a team from Kentucky.
Do you think Kentucky residents have set aside double doses of whatever particular opioid they are addicted to in anticipation of making the Elite Eight?
sharing is caring ,, ppl forget that
I like this MOAR than is properly Christian…
All right, time to go prepare the ingredients for tonight’s cocktails: Penicillins.
(Unmutes basketball for first time in 2 hours)
(30 seconds of game, then rigth back to unbelievably obnoxious commercials)
(Mute)
Blue Blooded programs and Jim Nantz on the call. Ugh, this is going to be an elite smug-fest.
The good news is he probably won’t be a massive homer one way or the other?
ELITE bukkake
And ads for that show “Bull” too. It’s smug night in America.
I haven’t seen the state of South Carolina so proud of the work done by its unpaid laborers since…hmm, probably shouldn’t finish that.
Can’t spell Secede with SEC
Please don’t challenge South Carolina to a spelling contest. It’s like challenging a paraplegic to a game of hopscotch.
Maybe if we ask them to spell “rendezvous” it will take up most of their spare time and they’ll forget to vote.
Nah, if you need to distract them just point out someone’s attractive cousin.
That explains Daughterinka Trump.
Frank Martin looks like a corrupt politician from 1920s Chicago.