Yeah, you think you know what that title means, don’t you?

Hehehe…we’ll see.

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So Let’s Talk About This Jesus Dude

As I mentioned at Christmas, I’m an agnostic, at best.  But I still rationalize celebrating this Jesus’ life.  Dude was freaking awesome.

Tell ’em Jesus….

OK, ok, settle down there buddy.  I thought we were staying away from that kind of thing this go ’round?

Ok, maybe you go take a load off while I finish writing this, then we’ll go cruise chicks or something?

Great story, Jesus.  But I’ve heard it already.  Maybe while I’m writing this, you should call and let your folks know you’re OK?  Yes fine….tell them my parents will be home if you have to….

Not exactly what I had in mind, but OK.  Now go sit over there and STFU, plz.

But speaking of Jesus and Easter and all that stuff….this time of year I can never not listen to….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOoQtYD5co

Srsly….best musical in ever.  But is it wrong that I always relate more to Judas and Pilate?  (seriously, I’m not joking….Jesus really fucked those two guys over)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-voeq7Cebo

(also apparently Judas was black and Pilate was gay…. ‘splains a lot, no?)

((but seriously…I know that musical backwards and forwards.  I might even sing for you later if you behave))

(((totally not gonna sing for you…you’re welcome)))

But Yvonne Elliman would be happy to sing for you.  She played Mary Magdalene in that movie version I linked up there.  She also had a brief solo artist career.  YEAH I KNOW IT’S DISCO BUT I STILL LIKE IT SO YOU SHUT UP!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW7SH2uhnGY

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Sexy Mexy Update

So balls and I finally made it out of Mexico.  Did balls bang Salma, or didn’t he?  Hmmmmmm….

But either way, we’ve made it back to ‘Murrica and now we’re in Tombstone, AZ.  Which goes….as well as can be expected…?  Next week in episode 9, balls and I go shopping, I have my dream poker fantasy and balls gets cock blocked….AGAIN!!!!  But this time in a very different way.  Hehehehehe.

Then the next week, in episode 10, we have not just one but TWO special DFO guests pop in for some fellowship.  OK, perhaps “fellowship” is the wrong word.  But at least only one of them manages to beat us up tho.  But enough about that for now….

If you need to catch up….go here.

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Sinful Sports

Sooooooo….

Hockey:  Playoffs:  Bitch:

Still early of course, but at least it’s worth watching now….

Caps got lucky as fuck last night….but I’ll take it.  OT win to go up 1-0.  Yeah, it was a cheap goal to win on.  Don’t care.

• Smoothie suckers look to go up 2-0 tonight.  (NYR over Montreal, trust me) – 7pm
• CBJ will be all but dead after tonight.  (Pens will go up 2-0, Ohio will bitch as usual) – 7pm
• Minnesota still thinks they matter.  (St Loo will all but close out tonight) – 8pm
• And the Sharks seem to think last year wasn’t a fluke.  (but it was…Edmonton knots things up tonight) – 10:30pm

Basedballs:  Baltimore still treading water with teh best record in baseball, but with a really shitty run differential.  +2 in eight games ain’t gonna get it done.  Clock is ticking.

Friday Slate

Basketball:  No

Golf: NO!!!!!

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Live Free or Dye Sexy

OK, fine.  Now we get to it.

Why do we dye eggs and worship some pedophilic bunny rabbit to observe our alleged Messiah dying for our sins?

Hell I don’t know.  But eggs are a pain in the ass and they start to smell badly very quickly when they’re not kept cold.  3 days in a cave without refrigeration and….well, never mind.  Makes no sense to me.

Sooooo…to hell with dying eggs.

Truth Time:  I learned a few years back that I have a fetish for….let’s call it artificial hair colors.  Someone I was involved with at the time decided she was going to add pink on top of her already lovely blonde hair.  I was not forewarned and it came as a shock, to be sure.  But I have to admit that after the shock wore off….it was pretty fucking hot.  Oooooof!!!!!

Anywhooooo…..enjoy.

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tWBS Original Time

Seems like something colorful for spring would be apropos.  While I look, have a listen….

(shut up, I like this song)

I wanna be great like Elvis, without the tassels…Hire eight bodyguards who love to beat up assholes….Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free….

((sorry, but that’s a genius lyric…stop being so judgemental))

(((fuck I forgot Grant Hill cameo’s in that one….fuck that guy)))

OK, here we go.  Now Imma tell you about this photo, but please don’t anyone say “Awwwwwwww”.  Like no shit, I’ll murder you all….

This is from almost exactly two years ago.  This is a rather abstract angle of a floral arrangement which was sent to me by a friend of mine in Baltimore.  She sent it when my Pops passed away (2 yrs ago this week).  Seriously…no Awwwwwwww’s or I’ll kill you.  But the arrangement was lovely and thoughtful, and I took several photos of it.  I like this one the best.  It was taken with my macro zoom lens which is why it looks like it does…

(and shut it…I already told you people several times that I like flowers)

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So, Jesus, whaddya think?  How’d we do?

Jesus, Jesus!!!!!  Can you just concentrate for a few minutes and proof this for me and tell me what you think?

[Jesus pretends to read]

Jesus: I think you forgot someone.

tWBS:  What are you talking abou…..ohhhhhhhhh.  Right.

Jesus:  Yup…..

Wow Jesus.  You’re really a sick freak, you know that?

SMGDH

But Happy Easter anyway, you sick freaks.

Still love ya’s.  Sort of.

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