25 Questions About….

Well, I can’t very well post a picture of today’s topic.  Check that, I can, but if I want to continue being able to post at this site, it’s probably in my best interests that I not.  Let’s try some visual cues, shall we?

Too Jewish?  Ok, let’s go with

Figured it out yet?  As always, there are…. questions.

1- Why is it called a job?

2- For that matter, doesn’t that same question apply to “hand”, “blow”, and “stroke”?

3- Isn’t the “stroke” version more of an insult directed at someone?

4- Did the job thing come from this classic 007 moment?

5- If the salt mines are in the front, are the pepper mines in the back?

6- Have you ever given a rimjob?

7- Have you ever received one?

8- Do you agree with me that the higher number for the DFO crowd is the answer to #6?

9- With higher female readership, we’d probably be closer to #7, don’t you think?

10- Would you, like me, be constantly worried about passing gas in someone’s face?

11- If you did that, wouldn’t the first reaction be to laugh your ass off and then run for the car because that person is never going to let you see them naked again?

12- Has anyone else farted while having sex?

13- I’m the only one then?

14- Do queefs count?

15- Can you use “queef” in Scrabble?

16- Do you agree with me that queefs should not be equated with farts because they do not smell?

17- Did you know this is an actual book?

18- $1.59 seems like a bargain, don’t it?

19- Are you surprised that the reviews are not good for the man that tells you, “So your learning from an experienced Butt munching, rimming, ass eating King.”?

20- Isn’t this much better advice?

21- Actually, isn’t this much better advice?

22- Are you as confused as me as to why there is a duck in that photo?

23- Are ducks notorious rimjobbers?

24- Or is that a play on the duck’s reputation for being a rapist?

25- Shit just got real dark, didn’t it?

BONUS 26!- Isn’t that what she said when she went down to give you a rimjob?

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ballsofsteelandfury

International Member of the Geelong Cats and recovering Steelers fan. Likes Butts. And Balls. And Boobs. Pretty much anything that starts with the letter B. Preferably together.
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[…] is it about me and taints?  I blame Balls and his post concerning analingus (according to Word’s spell-check, I’m misspelling inguinal).  I suppose it’s a […]

yeah right
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Yes and yes.

That is all.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One of the concepts in porn not ruined by the phrase “She seems nice.” or “She’s busy right now, can I have her call you back?” or “Her schedule is FULL.” DFO lines in my head, is a good hard strap-on lesbian anal pounding.

Senor Weaselo
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Too Jewish?

“No, not enough.” -The former Almost-Senorita Weaselo

Don T
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Spanish for ? is a male homosexual slur. So I dunno.

Unrelated:

nomonkeyfun
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I had an ex do that to me once. without warning, I was so surprised, I nearly choked her when my legs slammed together.

Meanwhile, she would complain about when her exes had asked for anal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wow, she’s into choking too…… what a kinkster.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Well sure, it’s rude of them to ask for anal sex when she’s dating you. I mean, common courtesy, right?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun
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Yeah, well they also asked for other kinds of sex from her, and while she didn’t tell me about it. She sure wasn’t complaining to anyone about it.

Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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Is this post some kind of a dig at Senator Conryn and his attitude towards the Trump administration?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

No, he was inviting full penetration into his asshole with every word

King Hippo
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Fortunately, every woman that I was ever involved with (pre-retirement) was ok with “I’ll stay away from your asshole if you stay away from mine.”

No goin’ up the exit ramp FOAR Hippo. Nuh-uh.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like a good pegging sometimes too, Hips.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Stop Boobs retired?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Huh, looks like I may have transposed some letters.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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“Nice!”

– Kurt Eichenwald

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, I had to look it up, that is pretty funny; also he and Balls have at least eight things in common.

http://www.avclub.com/article/newsweeks-kurt-eichenwald-was-just-looking-tentacl-256527

Bloody Lethal
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Bloody Lethal

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
SonOfSpam
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Probably was pissed they called her a peacock and not a peahen.

Or just drunk.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I really want to smoke some weed right now. I am blaming Romonobyl. I actually have an empty house for once but I no longer have the numbers of anyone that might have some

Romonobyl
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I guess I’m a gateway blogger.

Don T
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?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl
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I always thought “fuck the shit outta me” was merely an expression.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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A friend of mine dated a girl where that happened once (her, not him). My friend said he was both disgusted and slightly pleased with himself.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not sure if it is true but one of the great story endings of a friend during the single days during drunk sex was “I PULLED OUT AND THERE WAS A BEAN ON THE END OF MY DICK!”

I may have heard that story 20 times and laughed my ass [sic] off every damn time.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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28. How often does the phrase “It’s an acquired taste” come up?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or go down.

nomonkeyfun
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27. How do you tell your Dad that you are going to have your salad tossed on TV?
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litre_cola
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An ex was really in to both giving and receiving. She was probably the best looking woman I have ever dated. Problem was that I was 39 and she was 26. 2 years of crazy times.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I had a similar experience, except she actually liked giving more. Glad I enjoyed her at the time.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I moved articles talking about nothing related to the articles. I respect the effort balls, still 2/10, would only give a rim job on an anniversary

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Still, I’m sure Mr. Balls would appreciate your rimjob.

SonOfSpam
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Good news for Darkest Timeline, since the site’s anniversary is coming up soon.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Are we getting him a cake? Possibly an erotic cake?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Chocolate.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If it is a cake of Rex Ryan’s wife with her foot out the window I am in

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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That only qualifies as an “erotic” cake to a very slim portion of the population.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Thanks for calling me slim.
— Rob Ryan

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh, god, CNN is running with Trump is innocent because Comey didn’t inform the president that the president was committing crimes out of fear of losing his job, which he lost.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

HAHAHAHA

Law enforcement has no duty to tell criminal suspects that they’re hanging themselves. There’s a WH counsel’s office and half the motherfucking DOJ, and specifically the Office of Legal Counsel, to tell him exactly when he is committing a crime.

SonOfSpam
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Finally, a well-researched article about rimjobs.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I am also surprised about no rusty trombone reference.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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And what is this, a congressional hearing on assplay???? What’s with all the questions pal????

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