Well, I can’t very well post a picture of today’s topic. Check that, I can, but if I want to continue being able to post at this site, it’s probably in my best interests that I not. Let’s try some visual cues, shall we?
Too Jewish? Ok, let’s go with
Figured it out yet? As always, there are…. questions.
1- Why is it called a job?
2- For that matter, doesn’t that same question apply to “hand”, “blow”, and “stroke”?
3- Isn’t the “stroke” version more of an insult directed at someone?
4- Did the job thing come from this classic 007 moment?
5- If the salt mines are in the front, are the pepper mines in the back?
6- Have you ever given a rimjob?
7- Have you ever received one?
8- Do you agree with me that the higher number for the DFO crowd is the answer to #6?
9- With higher female readership, we’d probably be closer to #7, don’t you think?
10- Would you, like me, be constantly worried about passing gas in someone’s face?
11- If you did that, wouldn’t the first reaction be to laugh your ass off and then run for the car because that person is never going to let you see them naked again?
12- Has anyone else farted while having sex?
13- I’m the only one then?
14- Do queefs count?
15- Can you use “queef” in Scrabble?
16- Do you agree with me that queefs should not be equated with farts because they do not smell?
17- Did you know this is an actual book?
18- $1.59 seems like a bargain, don’t it?
19- Are you surprised that the reviews are not good for the man that tells you, “So your learning from an experienced Butt munching, rimming, ass eating King.”?
20- Isn’t this much better advice?
21- Actually, isn’t this much better advice?
22- Are you as confused as me as to why there is a duck in that photo?
23- Are ducks notorious rimjobbers?
24- Or is that a play on the duck’s reputation for being a rapist?
25- Shit just got real dark, didn’t it?
BONUS 26!- Isn’t that what she said when she went down to give you a rimjob?