NFL News:
- Mike McCarthy, seen right with the only reason he’s still employed, has dismissed all veterans with 6+ years of NFL experience from mandatory minicamp this week.
- the logic is that, under Jon Gruden’s favourite provisions of the CBA, actual coaching time with players is at a premium, so why waste time with vets who do know better.
- Jeremy Maclin has signed a ELITE two-year deal with the Ravens.
- The Broncos had a social media session for all their returning players, to avoid both innocent dust-ups and Antonio Brown-esque problems.
- Topic 1: don’t guess who is the QB
- Topic 2: don’t complain about the QB
- The latest Crimebeat! subject will be Lorenzo Maudlin, Jets running back & alleged nightclub punching enthusiast.
- He says he didn’t do it, and has proof. All the other guy has is an account of who he thinks beat-in his face.
- The Patriots’ Super Bowl ring contains 283 diamonds, because fuck them.
- And who better to let you know that fact than brand-whore Darren Rovell?
Patriots confirm that there are 283 diamonds in new champ ring. They were, of course, down 28-3. pic.twitter.com/XkVW5669an
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) June 10, 2017
Finally, Eddie Lacy made his weight again today, and thus collected another $55000 in contract incentives.
- ESPN has you covered with a delightful array of Kooky Clauses & Crazy Incentives.
In case you missed it, or didn’t see it because you are American, “Hockey Night In Canada” does the best playoff-end montage in sports.
It’s made extra-special via the appearance of Leafs’ sadness.
I’m assuming WCS is still drunkenly stumbling the streets of Pittsburgh eating raw catfish with his fellow fans.
Tonight’s sports: ooh Lordy, it’s a small order nationally
- NBA:
- Game 5: Cavaliers at Warriors – 9:00PM | ABC / Sportsnet
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- International Rugby:
- British/Irish Lions vs. Highlanders – Tuesday 3:35AM | TSN2
Pretty soon, it’ll just be baseball. HURRY UP, HALL OF FAME GAME!
Now I want ice cream. https://gfycat.com/GratefulUnselfishGoral
Real proud of the curling pics tonight. The best HOWEVAH are the nerdy milfs.
Oh, she’s Kornelia Adamek. A Polish dancer.
Ah. So, she’s performing the national dance move; “Submarine With Screen Doors”, then?
If I tried that, my ass crack would propagate to my shoulder blades.
Right now in Boston, some dude is wondering how she can do that without a glass coffee table.
So now we know how many Polish dancers it takes to create a raging boner.
– And thus I complete the comedy rule of three.
Or I coulda just said “the hell with the light bulb, I’d rather…”, but I’m tired, obviously.
Nice
HOT! “The Soft Parade” is the best Doors album. The title track is HANDS DOWN the best Doors song. COME AT ME, BRO!!
Nope. First self-titled album is best. But still…HAWT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2pP75KQBCo&ab_channel=DiscoBar80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztfVs1epYY&ab_channel=hallandoatesVEVO
Gonna see both of these power duos on Tuesday. We’re all going to celebrate another Stanley Cup. Next round on me, people. Cheers!
…and neither worked. Dammit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2pP75KQBCo&ab_channel=DiscoBar80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztfVs1epYY&ab_channel=hallandoatesVEVO
Those did.
She seems friendly.
That could be…useful.
http://zutv.ro/uploads/image/–andi/-0actori%20morti/Sharon%20Stone.gif
Jesus…
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/praise-for-the-chief-trump%E2%80%99s-cabinet-tells-him-it%E2%80%99s-an-%E2%80%98honor%E2%80%99-and-%E2%80%98blessing%E2%80%99-to-serve/ar-BBCAakx?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp
Found a link to match the banner image.
Perfectly fitting for a bunch of sycophantic lickspittles to publicly and on the record kiss his ass.
This would make a great porn title.
Starring Octomom?
I was thinking lesbian orgy, but that also works.
Alternatively, I just saw this album title on reddit, “Belgian track sprinter and bodybuilder Sarah De Herdt’s live bondage show [xpost /r/SexShows].” So the other idea I was entertaining was just your run of the mill train.
She’s a cute Belgian. Marisa Papen is a cute Belgian. Then I think of a roommate in Spain who was Belgian with big tits, and I met a few others with big tits. So what I’m saying is that I want to visit Belgium.
Sounds like you’re
/wait for it…
waffling on your decision.
Wasn’t Run of the Mill Train a John Wayne movie from 1972?
Sounds more like a Kacey Kox vehicle.
Not to be confused with Run of the Milf Train, starring … no one, I guess. I found one with Nataly Brown, who I think is English. Oh well.
Gah! I keep seeing that photo when I reload the page and I still really want garden shears.
ah, nothing quite like a good old fashioned site slow down because moose posted a shit ton of gifs
Sorry, I’ll quit. Even though that is what the page turns alleviate, and my feed is fine.
I am getting the slowdown too, but I say just keep doing what you are doing anyways
My whole internets are slow right now, no matter the site. Obviously it’s Lebron’s fault.
Is Lebron posting gifs?
He’s got nothing but time.
For this site to load pages?
For everything
How many gifs are in a shit ton?
2,000 pound-offs worth
A metric tonne of wanking motions?
2,000 lefthanded strokes
FEELS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE’S WANKING MOTION….
Ah yes, I remember my first AOL account too.
http://www.best-gif.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/funny-gifs-Someone-needs-a-new-belt.gif
https://gfycat.com/MixedDisastrousHammerkop
I miss the Supersonics. One of my favorite teams growing up.
It’s hard not to hate a state whose mascot is literally a goddamn thief (See “Sooner”), but when they go ahead and steal an entire team like they did, it’s time to pray for an asteroid to smite Oklahoma from the Earth.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112011/reverse-1321383309_surfing_goat.gif
tWBS doesn’t like sheep; well, at least we know what side of the electric fence he’s on.