Is this an excuse to post the above header image?
Yes. Yes it is.
As I write this, the last two matches of the Confederations Cup Group A have wrapped up. Portugal has easily beaten New Zealand 4-0 and Mexico has beaten the hosts Russia 2-1 which means that we await tomorrow’s results to see who takes on Germany and who takes on Chile.
Right now, Portugal is #1 in Group A and will play the #2 of Group B. Mexico will play the #1.
What else is going on today?
/ puts hand on chin and looks pensive
NASCAR is in Sonoma this weekend! That means they actually turn RIGHT this weekend!
There is always golf too.
What else?
Um, I’m washing my car today!
I’m sure there’s other stuff too.
OH! I almost forgot! AFL tonight!
Cats v Dockers
Tigers v Blues
Saints v Suns
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Ok, so, can we talk about that banner image?
I say it’s factually incorrect since Steely is frowning. That fucker loves getting pissed on! Just like our President. Own it, Trumpy, own it.
Other comments heard in the DFO back office:
That dog has no dick and no balls. Just like Cleveland.
That image of Flacco is very realistic.
Well, that about wraps her up. This is the 200th word, so I’m past my quota.
Enjoy the day, kids!
It….it has been…
It has been one of those nights…
For some reason, I came to in a bus station…
“Fire Lake” is the best Bob Seger song. COME AT ME, BRO!!!
Travellin’ Man/Beautiful Loser from the Live Bullet album. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!!
Yeesh, going into the 4th quarter, Brisbane fans must have felt like Apollo’s wife in Rocky IV.
Orioles suck so much they can’t even figure out how to break a turrible record.
TB should feel shame.
(oh yay, O’s won….I forgot)
Need the s now.
I’m an idiot and accidentally messed up your link. Forgiveness please.
http://media.santabanta.com/gallery/global%20celebrities(f)/jessica%20gomes/jessica-gomes-13-d.jpgs
http://cdn.womensrunning.competitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2breakup.gif
O’s currently up 8-3.
How wrong is it that I’m now sort of rooting for Tampa Bay?
Every time I see Ichiro hit, I wish he had played in the MLB from age 20 so he could have erased Pete Rose legacy.
I wish Pete would have done a lot more coke.
We missed one yesterday.
Looks like we missed “two”.
Watching the GWS replay while lady BFC naps laying on me. If I had beer within reach, this would be a damn fine way to spend an afternoon.
I bet Hoda has a great set of tits.
I bet Kathy Lee has a fourth set of tits.
That is all.
Dat Azz
I want pie.
Semi-sweet morsels are a helluva drug.
Prolly a good thing I wasn’t a “Make a Wish” kid.
If’n your zygomatic arch ain’t all busted up n junk, then you’re not really shootin’ !!!!!!!!
If’n your zygo…. If’n your zeego… If’n your z…. If’n your face ain’t all busted up n junk, then you’re not really shootin’ !!!!!!!!
Sorry, sometimes the redneck in me yields to the dude that went to school.
Fun fact, she’s currently married to Brock Lesnar, so go ahead and ask her out.
I only know this because I googled her, thinking she was dead, and found this out.
I should stop drinking,
“A tie … in week one of the CFL? I just don’t understand those Canadianese people.” Donovan McNabb
Sir I believe the Liouns play the Edmonton redacteds this evening. DONT TURN THE GAME OFF EARLY BALLS!!!!!!
I have learned my lesson.
That shit was crazy last night.
His reaction is priceless.
I lol’d at this.
I also want to know if there’s a non-derp-faced version.
2 runs to go and the O’s break the record.
Jeebus their pitching sucks.
I heard about this streak a few days ago and it’s wild.
I’m hoping they win 6-5. But I really wanna see this horrid record broken.
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Seems legit.
Dammit!
So which of you hateful jerks said that?
Oh yeah, it was me.
Inappropriately drunk again. Balls.
I love my local channel!
Holy shit snacks it’s hot as balls in here. Baby Wakezillaette is napping so we’re stuck.
Stupid NHL amd their stupidity. The NHL draft started yesterday at 4pm pacific time. Wanna know who can’t watch the draft? A lot of hockey fans on the west coast who are just getting off work or have another hour to go.
Today, round 2 started at 7am pacific time. Da fuq is this bullshit?
Never watch a draft.
Oh, so we’re not using “DFO back-office” as a euphemism anymore?
That’s “back orifice” to you, Pal!!!!!!
HE’S NOT YOUR PAL, BUDDY!!
I ain’t enjoyin’ fuckall until Week 1 of pre-season, Mr. Man!!
Love this video and song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1L5swMMVI
True Story! My meanest teenager is named Claire.
/I blame her veganism, though she got mean before that
God bless Florida. I wish I was here instead:
http://www.bikinicarwashorlando.com
This is insane. I took a bunch of photos of the sunrise and I should be at the Saturday Market or the rose garden or waterfront or anything other than watching Arrested Development.
So, GTFO of the house!
And post a picture here to prove you did it.
For now, have a collage.
I couldn’t get into collage.
I went to NC State instead.
(shit, I just took Hippo down with me inadvertently)
((meh, he’s resilient))
It’s already a balmy 82 in the glorious Cajon Pass with a projected high of 97.
The gates to the show open at 2:00.
We’re gonna get cooked aren’t we?
Sunday Gravy: Roasted White Folk
Tastes like mayo on white bread.
+1
– Joe Flacco
It’s nice knowing I won’t be the whitest one there.
Damn! My car was so dirty the guy cleaning it decided to run it through the wash a SECOND time!
Season 3 of Arrested Development is so amazingly good even compared to the first two seasons.
Charlize Theron always helps.
Her whole plotline was hilarious.
Is it funny that all I can think about is how the water doesn’t seem to actually be touching her? This showering model is a PHONY!
I think Baltimore needs a new mascot. He can be a heroin addict that feeds his habit by burglarizing construction sites. His name: Stealy McBeam.
/rimshot
I really want to see a Public Service message about addicts stealing copper.
Honestly, its a real thing, but it would be fucking hilarious.
I could swear I’ve seen one.
Well, I’ll be…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FlQestvHrs&app=desktop
Here’s the original “A Greening To Remember” banner image. I worked hard* on it, so I wanted you folks to see the full thing.
*not that hard. I worked a lot harder on that “makes sense/cents, enough about Tiki Barber” bit.
That piece is somewhere between
the batshit-visionary spectrum.
Obviously the banner picture wasn’t taken during the playoffs, because in that case the Bengal would be pissing all over itself.
There it is!!
I really need to clean my place. I have been on the road for about four weeks. The place is a mess. I got a pile of mail to go through.
But the bird and I are just sitting on the back porch and I am getting good and drunk…
I don’t even care how hot it is.
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