TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

No, I’m not planning on linking that song.  You’re welcome.

But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry, not sorry)

So what should we talk about?  Nothing?  I couldn’t agree more.  The less I talk the better.  I’m confident you agree.

Here, have another coupla songs about being happy.

Oooops, those aren’t terribly happy I guess.  Funny how something can be so misleading.

Maybe next time I should be more discerning and actually do my due diligence before committing myself and getting disappointed.

Oh well.  It happens.

Shall I try again?  Sure, why not.

Now we’re talking.  THAT is freaking happy.  Right?  So why does it make me want to murder myself?  But I did warn ya’s that that one would make a return appearance eventually.  Maybe next time you’ll listen to me.

No, probably not.  No one ever listens.

Honestly folks, I’d love to have some wonderful subject/topic to talk to you about this week.  But I don’t.  And I’m not going to fake it.  Plus, at least a few folks are probably worried I’m gonna really muck this up this week.  Their worries are not without merit, if I’m being honest.  I have the same concerns, FWIW.

Thus the no talky talky policy this week.

There will be no theme this week.

No sports or current events, either.

Not gonna lie, my heart just isn’t in it this week.  The Pimp needs a nap.  And then some.

So here, have some photos of some attractive ladies which don’t cross the line.

Maybe next week I’ll do better (but it’s probably wise not to wager in that direction just yet).

Kinda tame this week I suppose.

It happens.

At least these songs don’t suck.  I’ll fight you if you say otherwise.  I might be willing to fight you even if you don’t say otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKuqaZ0DQtk

 

Have a good weekend, folks.

Try to be happy.  That’s all we can do.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Unsurprised

Hello?

Romonobyl

I promised myself when I got home from work at midnight that I’d skip the beer and get to bed early so I can wake up fresh to take on the day.
Fucked that up, once again.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

What is it about well-proportioned mounds of female fat tightly wrapped in smooth skin that makes the average human male nearly drive his car up a telephone pole?

Unsurprised

Reproductive imperative

Romonobyl

That doesn’t explain butt stuff, and I like butt stuff!
Wait, lemme rephrase that…

Unsurprised

The butt is close to the kill zone, is a sign of health. I’m sure there are treatises on the subject and I’m just here to slap dicks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Less clothes, more oil

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Was that really necessary?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes. Complain and receive.

Unsurprised

Moose comes through as usual.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

This could be…adapted.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Actual Game of Thrones spoiler.

The idiots that get paid to watch TV and write about it were fucking wrong about one thing, It was obvious. Also they told anyone who watched the show and knew what the foreshadowing was were idiots if they didn’t believe their stupid fan theory. I don’t understand how they get paid.

Unsurprised

Huh?

Spoiler

Brienne: Who taught you how to do that?
Arya (with a smile): No one.

Wakezilla

The difference between most media “experts” and us is that they went through media “training”and were ok with getting paid $10-50 an article

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Not bad for 53

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Unsurprised

Indeed

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

He looks like a Bosley Hair Restoration “before” ad.

Beerguyrob

He looks like Lars Ulrich before Nutrisystem.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It was just confirmed I don’t get to visit my bro or sis when they are actually in Chicago for once this weekend (one is military, the other engineer that gets loaned out)

Romonobyl

Time issue?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am dog/Fed Ex/take care of the house/other dog bitch/go take care of the other house guy

Romonobyl

Ah.

Unsurprised

Go to Chicago. Make that stuff someone else’s problem for one day.

Romonobyl

I kinda miss the “so you like this, huh?” button. I NEED MY VALIDATION!!!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Hover over the number

Romonobyl

I mean for the post submitter.

Romonobyl

You’re not supposed to give a shit about people who tell you how you’re supposed to feel…supposedly.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am petty. I enjoy knowing who likes my comments.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You see that “1”. Hover over that, it will tell you who loves you.
::edit:: Sorry, it is a 3 now. I didn’t refresh after my cig

Brick Meathook

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Beerguyrob

I will always approve of two-armed drummer Def Leppard

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

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Col. Duke LaCross

I screwed up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think the wrecking would be in the other direction….. but what a way to have a roll-over without seat-belts fastened.

Unsurprised

I’m partial to Karlie, who is 6’4″-6’5″ in heels. Here she is about to consume Emily Ratajkowski.

But Gal Gadot was in the IDF and cheerleads its continued war crimes. So she can fuck right off.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Wakezilla

Pro: My design for my daughter’s piñata turned out well.

Con: My daughter keeps waving at it. She seems to be lacking the killer instinct. SMH. Unless…she’s playing mind games? Hmmm

Don T

It can’t see the stick coming. Otherwise, the candy comes out all tense and stringy.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Unsurprised

Holy shit, Twitter sucks.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That is why I deleted my old twitter main account and haven’t logged into the one I created with my name on here in months

Unsurprised

There is literally nothing I need to be online for except job hunting, and yet that is not what I spend most of my time doing.

Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Senor Weaselo

Sexual Harassment Panda’s on South Park. Excellent.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Brick Meathook

Who, me? What?
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litre_cola

Looks like Martin Skereli

Beerguyrob

Some internet genius has put “Fox on the Run” to video of the Victoria’s Secret runway show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s

Unsurprised

Oh no. This is terrible. I’ll have to watch this repeatedly to properly gauge my outrage and respond accordingly to every single scene.

Beerguyrob

I’m sorry – my tone was meant to imply he is a hero.

Big Black Richard
Big Black Richard

Shoutin’ out some underground heavy soul here. You guys listen to it before the hipsters find it and “ironically” bring it back.

Beerguyrob

Oh, that’s good stuff.