No, I’m not planning on linking that song. You’re welcome.
But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you’ll probably hate…sorry, not sorry)
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So what should we talk about? Nothing? I couldn’t agree more. The less I talk the better. I’m confident you agree.
Here, have another coupla songs about being happy.
Oooops, those aren’t terribly happy I guess. Funny how something can be so misleading.
Maybe next time I should be more discerning and actually do my due diligence before committing myself and getting disappointed.
Oh well. It happens.
Shall I try again? Sure, why not.
Now we’re talking. THAT is freaking happy. Right? So why does it make me want to murder myself? But I did warn ya’s that that one would make a return appearance eventually. Maybe next time you’ll listen to me.
No, probably not. No one ever listens.
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Honestly folks, I’d love to have some wonderful subject/topic to talk to you about this week. But I don’t. And I’m not going to fake it. Plus, at least a few folks are probably worried I’m gonna really muck this up this week. Their worries are not without merit, if I’m being honest. I have the same concerns, FWIW.
Thus the no talky talky policy this week.
There will be no theme this week.
No sports or current events, either.
Not gonna lie, my heart just isn’t in it this week. The Pimp needs a nap. And then some.
So here, have some photos of some attractive ladies which don’t cross the line.
Maybe next week I’ll do better (but it’s probably wise not to wager in that direction just yet).
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Kinda tame this week I suppose.
It happens.
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At least these songs don’t suck. I’ll fight you if you say otherwise. I might be willing to fight you even if you don’t say otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKuqaZ0DQtk
Have a good weekend, folks.
Try to be happy. That’s all we can do.
Love ya’s.
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Hello?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNLhxKpfCnA
I promised myself when I got home from work at midnight that I’d skip the beer and get to bed early so I can wake up fresh to take on the day.
Fucked that up, once again.
What is it about well-proportioned mounds of female fat tightly wrapped in smooth skin that makes the average human male nearly drive his car up a telephone pole?
Reproductive imperative
That doesn’t explain butt stuff, and I like butt stuff!
Wait, lemme rephrase that…
The butt is close to the kill zone, is a sign of health. I’m sure there are treatises on the subject and I’m just here to slap dicks.
Less clothes, more oil
Was that really necessary?
Yes. Complain and receive.
Moose comes through as usual.
This could be…adapted.
Actual Game of Thrones spoiler.
The idiots that get paid to watch TV and write about it were fucking wrong about one thing, It was obvious. Also they told anyone who watched the show and knew what the foreshadowing was were idiots if they didn’t believe their stupid fan theory. I don’t understand how they get paid.
Huh?
Brienne: Who taught you how to do that?
Arya (with a smile): No one.
The difference between most media “experts” and us is that they went through media “training”and were ok with getting paid $10-50 an article
Nite gents. I need some rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LypjOTTH6E
Not bad for 53
Not bad for 23, 33, ….
Indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE
He looks like a Bosley Hair Restoration “before” ad.
He looks like Lars Ulrich before Nutrisystem.
It was just confirmed I don’t get to visit my bro or sis when they are actually in Chicago for once this weekend (one is military, the other engineer that gets loaned out)
Time issue?
I am dog/Fed Ex/take care of the house/other dog bitch/go take care of the other house guy
Ah.
Go to Chicago. Make that stuff someone else’s problem for one day.
I kinda miss the “so you like this, huh?” button. I NEED MY VALIDATION!!!!!
Hover over the number
I mean for the post submitter.
I’m not supposed to give a shit who likes me anymore.
You’re not supposed to give a shit about people who tell you how you’re supposed to feel…supposedly.
This is what I’m told.
I just work here.
I am petty. I enjoy knowing who likes my comments.
We all do to a degree.
I’m deflecting mostly because I allegedly am 1/13th in charge around here these days (this should scare everyone, yes).
The platform is being worked on, sincerely. Everyone’s needs and wants are being discussed/considered, and are trying to be (re)implemented if possible. It’s a process. I’m not making any promises, but I promise we are taking everyone’s wishes into consideration.
Some of the current features are experimental, for loss of a better word, just to see what works well. Everyone’s feedback definitely helps, so thank you for that.
But it’s not an instant fix as these things work.
/trips over remote on floor
//finds the flask he couldn’t find earlier
///drinks heavily
BTW, the whole “in charge” phrasing was only meant as a joke. That’s not what it’s about.
You see that “1”. Hover over that, it will tell you who loves you.
::edit:: Sorry, it is a 3 now. I didn’t refresh after my cig
Awwww goddammit, now wtf does tWBS think he’s doing?
What a dumb fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02QjLszgz5k
I will always approve of two-armed drummer Def Leppard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo
Ricky Ricardo needs some chapstick.
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I screwed up.
If I had a nickel.
(ooooh look, a quarter!!!!)
Taller than me in heels, 2/10.
Would not bang….Ahhhh, who the fuck am I kidding? I’d wreck that chick and she’d be two inches taller when I got done with her.
/never needs stepladder again
I think the wrecking would be in the other direction….. but what a way to have a roll-over without seat-belts fastened.
I’m partial to Karlie, who is 6’4″-6’5″ in heels. Here she is about to consume Emily Ratajkowski.
But Gal Gadot was in the IDF and cheerleads its continued war crimes. So she can fuck right off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Ykv1D0qEE
I really like this a lot.
Like a really really really lot.
Pro: My design for my daughter’s piñata turned out well.
Con: My daughter keeps waving at it. She seems to be lacking the killer instinct. SMH. Unless…she’s playing mind games? Hmmm
She’s luring it into a false sense of security.
She’ll fuck it up when the time is right.
It can’t see the stick coming. Otherwise, the candy comes out all tense and stringy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVSKydUxKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvM3RHLyzOo
Holy shit, Twitter sucks.
That is why I deleted my old twitter main account and haven’t logged into the one I created with my name on here in months
There is literally nothing I need to be online for except job hunting, and yet that is not what I spend most of my time doing.
There might be a Parkinson’s joke here. I’m not sure yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hhu-OyHqZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbhFfFyZQbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA
Sexual Harassment Panda’s on South Park. Excellent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQnNH7I07RY
Who, me? What?
Looks like Martin Skereli
Some internet genius has put “Fox on the Run” to video of the Victoria’s Secret runway show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s
Oh no. This is terrible. I’ll have to watch this repeatedly to properly gauge my outrage and respond accordingly to every single scene.
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
I’m sorry – my tone was meant to imply he is a hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhmoDINgtbA
Shoutin’ out some underground heavy soul here. You guys listen to it before the hipsters find it and “ironically” bring it back.
Oh, that’s good stuff.